#james and sirius are idiots

[my-castles-crumbling]

Sirius and James would absolutely go hard about conspiracy theories (lizard people, fake moon landing) not because they believe them, but because it would drive Remus and Regulus insane.

[y0url0verb0y]

Regulus: James...where's Harry?!

James: ...

Sirius: ...

Regulus: JAMES!?

Sirius *whispering:* play dumb

James: Who's James?

Sirius *whisper yelling*: not that dumb!

James: if it makes you feel any better Sirius doesn't have Teddy either...

Regulus: Why would that make me feel any better?!?!

-meanwhile, Harry and Teddy jumping on the neighbor's trampoline while they're out of town-

[lee-isnotcool]

Another fic review...

Fic: Just lovers (like we were supposed to be) https://archiveofourown.org/works/38344720

Author: bizzarestars

Length: 320k words (mid-length fic)

Ships: jegulus, wolfstar

Summary: jegulus 'fake' dating in a no-voldy AU (they are in love)

Review: im sure all yall have read this by now but i just loved this fic so i wanted to rant. URRRRGH JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER I LOVE YOU TO PIECES BUT YOU ARE SO STUPID SOMETIMES- seriously he's so oblivious it kills me. reg is a little shit obviously, and sirius is almost as oblivious to remus's feelings as james is to reg's. they're my pookies. anyway, this is a classic (for good reason) and should 100% be read. go read if u havent i know i waited too long

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

'james and sirius are idiots' is a tag. i am now a convicted felon. do you see the problem here.

[hufflepuffxmrdrs]

officer: what are your names?

James: don't tell him, Sirius

Officer: okay so you're Sirius

Sirius: wow good job, James

Officer: and this is James, great

[inmy70schaos]

James and Sirius simultaneously

[outromoony]

Regulus seeing people do something idiotic: oh god what fucking idiots

Regulus after realising it's James and Sirius: oh no those are my idiots

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

james potter’s OG Hoes™️ (some of them ain’t loyal)

close ups and the sketch bc i like it a lot:

[ultravioletbrit]

“bare” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 308 words

 

“Potter!” Regulus calls him from down the hall.

“Hey love!” James greets him.

“Don’t you ‘hey love’ me. Why haven’t you said anything?” Regulus demands firmly.

“About what?” James asks.

“About the stupid letter.” Regulus practically growls.

“What letter?” James tries, but Regulus continues as if he didn’t even hear him.

“I can’t say my stupid feelings out loud, so I had the stupid idea to put them in a stupid letter and bare my fucking soul to you and put it on your pillow like a stupid romantic or something and now I just feel like a stupid idiot because we’ve been together multiple times today and you haven’t said a God damn thing about—" Regulus is saying, all in one breath and James has to cut him off.

“Woah! Ok, first, please breathe. Second, you’re not stupid or an idiot but you have to slow down and tell me what you’re talking about because I didn’t get—"

“REGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK! You better start explaining right now!” Sirius is yelling. He and Remus showed up out of nowhere and Sirius looks pissed. Remus just looks kind of uncomfortable and nervous about something.

“Hey Reg…” Remus starts awkwardly and pulls something out of his pocket. “So, I think maybe you and I should talk about—"

“That’s not for you!” Regulus snaps at him, grabbing a letter out of his hands.

“Oh, thank God.” Remus lets his shoulders drop and breathes a sigh of relief. “Not that you’re—"

“Shut up, Lupin.” Regulus cuts Remus off. “Here.” He says bluntly, slamming the letter into James’ chest and walking away.

“Reg!” James calls after him.

“Just read the stupid letter, Potter.” Regulus grumbles and continues walking away.  

“He put it on the wrong pillow?” Remus asks.

“I think he put it on the wrong pillow.” James nods with a smile while clutching his letter.

“Stupid idiot.” Sirius mumbles.

[pearlynia]

Sirius Black would wear a shirt that says "best dogfather ever" at Harry's birthday because him and James thinks it's hilarious and would laugh their ass off.

[silverameco]

Remus is the most pragmatic and sensible out of the marauders, except when Sirius bats his eyelashes at him saying whatever he'd be like "yes😍sure😍whatever you say😍"

his mind is like no thoughts just pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty

Sirius is well aware and regularly says confidentely that he can get Remus to do anything.

James and Peter want to hit their heads on the nearest surface at least 5 times a day, they're like "there is no way they don't know they're in love"

and yet.

[my-castles-crumbling]

The Marauders, high asf, reminiscing on embarrassing moments:

James: Padfoot, remember that time you almost blew up your cauldron because you were staring at Moony's arse?

Sirius: Hahaha yeah, good times.

Remus: Hahaha, yeah.

James:

Sirius:

Remus:

Peter:

Remus: Wait, what?

[gabihime-jegulusseeker]

jegulus incorrect quote: James had a quidditch accident

Madam Pomfrey: I'm sorry, sir. We can only allow family to see Mr. Potter at this time-

Regulus: Bold of you to assume I won't marry him on the spot.

James, still very drugged: You tell 'em, honey.

[marauderstars]

James: Regulus’ lip balm tastes so good. Like vanilla.

Sirius: YOU GUYS KISSED?!

Regulus: No.

Regulus: James just ate my lip balm.

[bowiesawizardmoony]

when james disassociates and regulus is nearby he likes to doodle on james’ hand as a soft way to ground him and when james comes back to himself he gets to see all the little stars and planets and consolations and moons and plants and whatever else reg drew on him and it makes him feel loved and safe

[adharastarlight]

The Marauders watching the new Lion King

James: how did they get all of the animals to come together like this?

Regulus: you're- you're kidding right???

Sirius: they must've added the music after, I reckon

Remus: please tell me you're joking

James and Sirius: ???

Regulus: they're animated, James, it's not real animals

Remus: you do also know that Santa isn't real right???