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*Remus pulls back curtain while Sirius is showering*

Remus: are we - stop screaming it's me - are we out of chocolate?

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Sirius: wow that's a cool rock

James: thanks, Evans gave it to me

Lily: I threw it at you

James: she's basically in love with me

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*Sirius pushing on a door that cleary says "pull"*

Remus *filming*: try pushing harder

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Walburga: you're not good enough for my son

Remus: you're not good enough for your son

Walburga: excuse me?

Remus: you heard me

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James: isn't it weird how we pay money to see other people?

Remus: concert tickets?

Peter: meet and greets?

Sirius: sport games?

James: *holding his broken frames* glasses.

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*James and Sirius tiptoeing towards Remus' bed at 3am to pull a prank*

Remus: if you disturb my sleep I'll disturb your breathing

*James and Sirius tiptoeing away quickly*

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Sirius: wow this is a hard escape room

Walburga: this is a family dinner

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Lily: *a prefect* sometimes I wonder if I need to make the entire gryffindor tower childproof

The marauders: *in the background* NOW WATCH US LIGHT UP THESE FIRWEEEEOOOOORKS

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"that trope is so overused in fanfiction"

no. i have never once looked at fanfic and thought "i wish there weren't so many amortentia Aus" "i wish they didn't always have that Oh, Oh moment" "i wish there weren't so many jokes alluding to canon"

in fact, i want more. make more silly little jokes about reg drowning. give me the oh moment again.

i will read the same trope over and over again, that's what fanfiction is for

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Regulus: if I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I like you and I'm flirting with you or you just annoy the hell out of me and I can't handle your crap

Regulus: have fun figuring out which one it is

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Lily: did you buy the eggs like I asked?

James: EVEN BETTER

Lily: oh no-

James: *holding up a chicken* HER NAME IS FLUFFY

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Remus: that's it. I'm not getting into any more stupid debates with you!

Sirius: *twirling his hair around his finger* earth isn't a planet

Remus: how the FUCK IS EARTH NOT A PLANET??

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Remus: I've never had a real friend before

Sirius: I can be your friend!

Remus: ...

Remus: I've also never had a boyfriend before

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So… no personal space when you’re a marauder, huh.

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*Remus buys a haunted house*

Ghost: get ouuuuuuuut

Remus: pay reeeeeeent

Ghost: I'm 250 years old!

Remus: then you are 250 years due so pay me

Ghost: *disappears*

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Sirius: I've already sent good vibes your way, they're coming. there's nothing you can do to stop them!

Remus: this is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up but okay

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Sirius: I love you bro

Regulus: thank you

Sirius: ...I was expecting a better reply

Regulus: thank you very much