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love-is-a-pearl · 6 months ago

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Remember when DPani said "doing contests and gyms is a metaphor for being bisexual" and then had Zoey be biphobic towards Ash AND Nando? on screen???

TFW your crush hate crimes you by accident

#|→ diving for pearls #HAPPY PRIDE! for this mean lesbian in special #the way ash looks at his hand after zoey rejects it. the way zoey really said 'pick a side'. dawn looking SO hurt at her comments #its hilarious man.#good thing zoey learns her ways later uwu (when she realizes her crush is bi too lol)#no but seriously this is a joke but i love reading this like that not only for this hilarious moment #but because it recontextualizes drew asking if ash did contests as him hitting on him back in hoenn

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cryptocism · 6 months ago

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"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

#my art #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #iwtv #armand iwtv #daniel molloy #armand #armandaniel #devils minion #drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour #the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw #i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born #and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome #idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy #anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel #his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious #like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man

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egophiliac · 1 year ago

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just thinking about hair and faces

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #i don't THINK this counts as face horror but just in case #face horror #for your daily dose of me losing my mind over anime characters #i don't know why the hair thing surprised me so much. i think because i thought it was funny that lilia named silver after his hair color.#like ha ha lilia is hilariously bad at names how cute and silly!#oh. oh it's kind of a Thing.#anyway i am excited to see where the heck all of this stuff with silver's various dads ends up!#we still don't actually know who killed meleanor!#we still don't know literally anything about dad draconia! (dadconia? dradconia?)#we don't know what happened to the macguffin gem with its magical dad-saving powers!#(surely this will not come back to save a certain dad at a later point. of course not.)#man i was not expecting episode 7 to be all dads all the time #i mean i'm here for it but #hey remember when the highest stakes were who was gonna win the big talent show #then robots started kidnapping people and now we've just escalated from there #episode 8 our cat is going to turn into a drippy ink kaiju and we're going to have to mecha battle him to save the world or something #each member of diasomnia pilots a limb and we gattai into a giant robot dragon and hold on i gotta submit this spec script to aniplex brb

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starry-bi-sky · 8 months ago

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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button #i think its fucking hilarious #its a batdad au #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #dpxdc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #dc x dp #mmm i need to come up with a name for this au #found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique #eldest batkid danny au #chronically ill danny au #danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive...#battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure #danny: ...huh. okay.#furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys.#unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline.#bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son #its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :)#im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown:#“[its] about someone who *tries”*#danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level #“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?”#danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO #HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE #blood blossom au #for the time being thats the name

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nebulo-philiac · 20 days ago

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We gotta stop pretending that the "censorship/antishipper" movement is run by dumbass children when most of the people who actively participate on there are GROWN ASS ADULTS who say stuff like this, this person has 25+ on their bio😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#saw this floating around on a discord server im in and it was lowkey so hilarious #i blacked out the username here but yea i checked it out before to make sure im not putting some minor on blast #and theyre apparently 25+ 😭😭😭😭😭😭#nahhh man #for the record #i dont really have a problem with the first two sentences your allowed to state your boundaries idgaf if you dont want us interacting #its the last sentences i have a problem with💀💀💀💀💀#“it ruins lives” awe hell nah #how does fictional incest ruin lives tho im genuinely curious #did one person see game of thrones and immediately faint at the incest #idk but im guessing its like that #proship #proshipper please interact #proshippers are welcome #proshipping #proship positivity #darkship #profiction #anti harassment #anti anti #anti censorship #proshippers are valid #antis do not interact

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kitamars · 3 months ago

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hi ive been going through it a little bit

#school is actively kicking my ass and ive never been so busy but they are single handedly keeping me sane help #if you told me like three months ago that id be ahving yet another superhero phase i would have curled into a ball and died #its very comfy here in hell though thats for sure #i adore them sm jesus fucking christ #spiderman has been a fav of mine since i was a kid and watching the ultimate spiderman show on tv #and deadpool has been coming up in the ranks as of recently lol #again #hilarious that i watched dp/wv and came out hardcore shipping spideypool lmfao #i dont know how that happened but idc this is awesome #i wanna do mire finished pieces but i have basically no time so yayayyyyyy doodle dump #hope you all are well!#spiderman #spider man #peter parker #I SHOULD POINT OUT NOT HIS MCU VERSION PLEASE NO #deadpool #wade wilson #spideypool #spiderpool #marvel #ok bye

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aria-greenhoodie · 4 months ago

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You see, @localcanadiancryptid22, I’m a motherfucker who LOVES drama, so I fw anything that can create that.

I’m normal. Btw. In case you were wondering.

#not putting this on the post the tags were from cause I don’t wanna bother op lol #but yeah I do whatever I think is interesting. or funny.#and Stanbill is REALL fucking funny to me #like. imagine you’re bill. you’re OBSESSED with ford. and you finally get into his mind #you’re going to have the last laugh #you’re finally getting everything you’ve ever wanted #and then BAM. ITS HIS TWIN BROTHER.#his twin brother you have ALWAYS thought of as inferior. a cheap copy.#but he BEATS YOU. HE is the one to best you. not your precious Sixer. but his conman brother.#and you’re LIVID.#stupid Stanley! he’s just a cheap copy of his brother! it was a total fluke! man he was hot in the lighting of those flames. wait WHAT #<- do you get what I’m saying #that’s fucking hilarious #also the obsessive hatred dripping off of bill when he talks about Stan on thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com is #VERY. INTERESTING.#I just love messy shit. and I love when they make eachother worse. top notch.#anyway. teehee.#stanbill #billford #fiddleauthor #fordsquared #fiddlestan #fiddlebill #fiddlebillford #<- is that a tag #it should be #orals worst most fucked up polycule #or love triangle #or both #shitpost

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bunnieswithknives · 5 months ago

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Gore, Violence and Blood under the cut

What a mess

#fop nature au #fairly oddparents #fop a new wish #fairly oddparents a new wish #fop #dale dimmadome #Flowers OC #candy gore #gore #blood #body horror #this really is a mess on so many levels #I wanted to make this situation as difficult as possible for the fairy council to theoretically clear up #everything from the animal to the location to the injury is a nightmare to try and explain #And theres a reason I spent so much time showing the gore getting on his injury. Mans gonna have a rainbow bitemark on his leg forever now #Not exactly easy to explain away #Also I think I accidentally established that Magic was a little toxic so he might have minor blood poisoning lol #Im sure he'll be fine #This is how all gay people are made but the fairies make you forget it #Actually while scripting this I realized how much this looked like the set up for some kind were-deer or were-fairy(??) plotline #which was not the intention but would be a hilarious direction to take the plot in LMAO #Also Id like to mention that flowers is fine. Fairies are functionally immortal aside from magic backup #Itll be healed up like nothing happened it no time #that being said it is still kinda pissed about the skull smashing #Dales got multiple broken ribs plush his leg is in shambled. Absolutely demolished #He's gonna have to get metal implants #You might think 'oh he's gonna opt to get a prosthetic leg now too'#No. Because hes a cowardly little bitch #He doesnt want to get his leg removed if its not absolutely necessary and because he's a nasty little hypocrite #Anyway this will be the start of a very nasty spiral methinks

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whoresforhorror · 12 days ago

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Gi-hun: all of the people you serve think that I'm just a horse to be bet on in a race, and throw away the lives of innocent people, but I'm more than just another number in a game and I refuse to sit by and let you deceive more people in this way again. I will expose the truth.

Front Man, who has only seen The Matrix: getting a lot of The Matrix vibes from this...

#front Man is kind of hilarious that entire conversation ngl #squid game #squid game 2 #squid game is so good I hate how Netflix has cheapened its message #they literally made the games. they did the don't make the terminus nexus thing #same with hunger games I hate how stories about classism become so tied to corporate consumerism #anyway I love season two so far #squid game spoilers

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sea-buns · 11 months ago

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SO insane that Sam has seen AND liked this... I'm so cozy in my little tumblr corner that I forget my words can escape containment and be perceived beyond Aabria Iyengar

#aabria interacting with my posts are precious gifts that i hold close to my heart #but also she walks amongst us down here #i could not begin to fathom the depths of horrors that she has witnessed #but SAM. thats wild.#also hilarious given the post. man is stressing HARD lmao #every once in a while i scroll through the meme accs on insta cuz yall are what got me to get back on tumblr #so i like to see how things are going. its always a good time #criticalrolememes <3 #critical role #sam riegel #the sam riegal tag was made to make me doubt myself every goddamn time #sea rambles

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beangfrisky · 2 years ago

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round three

singledad!atsumu thinks about his pretty neighbor night and day weeks after she’s moved in. constantly brainstorming ways to go and say hi or invite you over

singledad!atsumu falls asleep on the couch one morning and his baby girl sneaks out of the house to go visit you. you offer to make her a hot chocolate and sit in your back yard together. a few minutes later atsumu shrieks inside his house and frantically calls his daughter

singledad!atsumu sighs in relief when he opens his back door to see you pointing at her sitting on your back doorstep. he laughs it off and joins the two of you while he lectures his daughter about leaving the house alone

singledad!atsumu quickly feels less panicked as you giggle at his jokes. you offer to make him a hot chocolate too but he declines and insists you sit and enjoy yours. the three of you listen to the birds chirping and spend the morning talking together

singledad!atsumu reluctantly gets up to leave when his brother calls to tell him they’re late for family time. he laughs and apologizes for having to leave so soon. his brother will kill him if he doesn’t get to spend time with his niece

one two

#uncle osamu anyone???? this man would be the best role model #and baby girl loves seeing her dad and brother argue #she thinks its hilarious #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu headcanons #atsumu x reader #atsumu fluff #atsumu imagines #haikyuu x reader #miya atsumu

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ilynpilled · 6 months ago

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jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol

#i truly dgaf about that bffr jaime dude #like its a stupid vow that says nothing about u as a person lmfao #him in the bath with pia thinking of brienne like u r not fooling anybody honestly #like i truly do think its more copium and not being honest with himself tbfh #like he had a rationalization when pia came into his bed in asos too but then it was purely ‘i only love cers i would never’#and with cat it was so funny when he bluffing and was like uh i cant marry bc of my vows but i could still service u😉😉#he would have pissed himself if he was called on that bluff but only bc he would be cheating on cers and have sex with another woman #man that fucked his twins in a sept next to his sons dead body the moment he returned caring about chastity vows #his development isnt really about keeping every vow ever when most of it is fraudery anyway #like pls he is not keeping his vow to his king rn really 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i think the vows and respecting them has a deeper meaning thats the whole point which ones do u keep and prioritize and why #like weve been thru this 80x being a real vowhead is not what makes u a good person 😭#deleting ur individuality and personal life to be an honorpillhead lol #the vow to cat has meaning the elite bodyguard vow to never fuck has zero meaning 😭#he was ready to break the no marriage vow w cers pls #im not saying this bc of a shipper endgame in mind i find volcel jaime hilarious its just i dont like it as proof of his development #like ill be real guys sex positive warrior gurm is not pushing the idea that keeping ur chastity vows is what honor is about #like i get that he wants to be better and he is figuring out what that really means but

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suntails · 4 months ago

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#sebek is 3 minutes into a 14 minute grandstanding speech abt timeliness and respect and duty and silver is NOT listening #i got to draw silver's room AGAIN!!!! this time with early daytime lighting. ougghgh its so pretty.... i luv furniture. i love shadows #this new bday series has me nonstop waiting with bated breath for silver's card. i cant wait. there are so many possibilities #ik they wouldnt do it but itd be HILARIOUS if his was the full school uni minus the jacket. groovy is him face down passed out #the man sleeps standing up. he could sleep is his full sundays best. he sleeps in jeans. he is so powerful #(i sleep in jeans sometimes silver its okay)#twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #sebek zigvolt #one more for diasomnia nation and then just the storybook pages. only one left i hope u guys have enjoyed it!!!#it was an honor to draw and to share it w everyone. i read every tag and i giggle to myself at home and smile out loud at the kindness #love u all. silver nation <3 #suntails

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fictionadventurer · 9 months ago

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Maybe the problem with Christian fiction is that it's non-denominational. People are just "Christian", with no effort put into showing what practicing that religion looks like for them specifically. No indication that there are other Christians who could have different beliefs. No wrestling with differing ideas and the struggle of how one should live out their Christian faith. And that makes it unrealistic and unrelatable.

#me reading any christian historical fiction set in england: why are none of these gentry anglican??#they ARE all anglican and if they are not it is extremely plot and character relevant you can't just have them using evangelical buzzwords #but i'm also thinking of this because i started another charlotte yonge book #that is by far my favorite of the things of hers that i've read #because it has characters who have different upbringings and religious opinions #instead of just 'here's a bunch of high church anglicans judging people who don't live up to their victorian standard'#you have the very high church anglican rector whose wife is worldly but still a very good person #the girl raised in a very strict protestant family who is more scrupulous than the anglicans but is still recognized as a good person #you have people who are trying to work out the nuances of different issues #and that makes it so much more realistic and so much easier to integrate into the story #(the politics though are hilarious)#(most of the classics that survive are the ones that were 'ahead of their time' in politics)#(so it's equally fascinating and refreshing and a bit infuriating to see one that is very very of its time with regards to women's rights)#('why did this woman get up at the meeting and explain her very good ideas for rebuilding after the fire? she should have had a man do it')#(meanwhile i'm just screaming 'why on earth SHOULDN'T she???')#(it's almost enough to make a feminist of me)

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molinaesque · 8 months ago

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