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lexithwrites · 1 year ago

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kristen applebees.

'when you're here, you're family.'

#its called being gay #love my butch lesbian cleric #kristen applebees #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #the bad kids #moodboard

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moonyswarmsweaters · 3 months ago

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Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.

Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?

Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .

Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.

Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing

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ashleyloob · 1 year ago

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I see this thing that bi femmes do a lot when they date men, they constantly harp about how much they want a gf but that they settled for a mediocre man like... trust me I get it girls are hot but why would you put down your partner like that 😭

#maybe its time to break up with ur man and just go find a gf???#im mega homo i draw girls being gay constantly but i could never imagine calling my bf mediocre or 2nd choice to a hypothetical gf #best part about being bisexual for me is that gender is basically irrelevant when it comes to attraction

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dhmis-autism · 9 months ago

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still on my pilot kick. anyways. worstie era!! ♡

#i think this whole thing is soooo silly #dhmis #my dhmis postings #dhmis duck #dhmis yellow guy #i think its very silly and SORRY! very IC that YG calls out duck in the pilot + that hes like fuck YOOOU abt it. sorry #i also think duck is for sure being evil. like he already is for one. for two. i think hes being very silly also #him and his goofy lil robot son... him and his horrible hat.. him and his vaguely gay key henchman.. hes so perfect #i didn't even TALK about the drilling bits into peoples heads to make them like him hes SOOOOOO perfect ♡♡♡#me art

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crossbackpoke-check · 8 days ago

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blessed be (lorscher bienensegen) | telling the bees (wiþ ymbe)

"Bees" [remixed, abridged], Claudia Emerson // "Letter to Someone Living Fifty Years from Now" [remixed. abridged], Matthew Olzmann // "Letter to my Great, Great Grandchild" [remixed, abridged], J.P. Grasser | Len Redkole, Nina Weiss, Brian Babineau, Christian Peterson, Mitchell Leff, Dave Isaac, Megan DeRuchie

#liv in the replies #if i were insane there would be an appendix to this called telling the bees however i finished this at 3am yesterday its nearly midnight &#my cutoff is when my ahl asg stream cuts. GOD by now i should know when i save a poem like hmm. not applicable but god it'd be perfect #THAT'S A CURSE. DON'T PUT IT IN THE DOCUMENT. DON'T SAVE IT. FORGET YOU READ IT. IT'S A CURSE!! <- things i should've told myself when i #went to read bees was already like 👀 &then the first line was FUCKING CLAUDE!!!!! anyway. sorry also this is like. insanely long but ALSO #regarding mf claude. the first picture is a leftover from the claude edit i made years ago so that feels GREAT and BEAUTIFUL & also for me #as ever y'all will be getting a full breakdown. starting with what i regularly have a breakdown about every time i see it which is joelle's #james 1:12 tattoo which if u use the king james version (gay) is blessed is he who perseveres under trial because having stood the test he #will receive the crown of life the lord has promised to those who love him. which i always go blessed is he who perseveres // for those who #love him. and that's joel. ignoring him getting it then getting sent down on his birthday IGNORING IT. also we know the frosty/maple leafs #hahaha fuck the flyers lore right? good. that's morgan and his dad also bc i love a baby picture & it was perfect. also the dave isaac pic #next was in an article talking about morgan 'stung' by draft camp. shut UP. i have an alt for tells him with claude and ALSO hate the #elephant w/phil bc myesie u fuckin leaf-eater (giraffe) but i love the composition of that jake shot & had to use it (it was also almost #tells him) with thylacine jakey frog nolan also raff the extinct whale bc i needed him here. if my editing on incapable of joy is bad no on #tell me i did some SHENANIGANS to put morgan in there & color-pick/alter his jersey. new skill. i think euphoria is one of my favorite for #the sake of pride night but ALSO that polaroid kills me very time &they're so stoners contemplate the universe but ALSO i love transcendenc #so that whole three photo string i think is my favorite. and i was in looking at these like listen okay it's okay there are only so many #photos in the world. you can repeat from others you've seen before. except ALSO there's so many of these freaks together do you separate #and every time i was like there can't be more there was more. don't ask the number of back-ups for the sweetest blossom/pinch/ruffle sets #okay also the ready to be stung one was a surprise favorite fit for me because i love that line but wasn't sure how to convey it? so it's o #i think with how morgan's face is and the almost of it all. yes joel hardest trier is in there purely for me i do have an alt but. how coul #u doubt him. insert sasha's tweet abt how much joel loves philly but all his quotes have been abt being excited for morgan to have a fresh #start. AND NOT EVEN TWO MINUTES IN CALGARY AND YOU'RE STILL INSEPARABLE god i literally googled frost farabee calgary to find the last #blessed [because. heard but not seen you know of everyone traded but you went together. not seen. (which ties into the terrible appendix)]#and IT DIDN'T EVEN TAKE ME TWO MINUTES TO FIND THAT!!! WHAT DO YOU MEANNN anyway. sorry again it's so long & also i will be vanishing a wee #& a half after posting [redacted] is kicking my ass & im doing [redacted fun things WAIT ACTUALLY U CAN KNOW ONE i'm seeing hippo campus]#morgan frost #joel farabee #philadelphia flyers #calgary flames

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chessb0r3d · 1 year ago

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i cracked the code.

#believing dirk is the worst guy because its what dirk thinks of himself #ignoring daves bisexuality and think hes a gay man in denial even when he explained hes bisexual #believing john 'im not a homosexual' egbert is explicitly straight while he makes out with his mcconahey and cameron posters more #than he kissed women(literally only once)#believing that rose is an edgy psyhcotic little bitch when she was neglected. she speaks elegantly to cover that shes silly and a total ner #and how did people forget that rose also writes gay wizard fanfiction. reads Wikipedia. and her beautiful artstyle as a result of neglect #(and by neglect meaning having SO MUCH TIME to draw)#jake wasnt into dirk. he also told di that he didnt like how brobot getting touchy with him during strifes #but as part of the repression 4(prospit kids). he refused on changing the bot settings #what jane said about roxy being better when she was drunk. it was fucking sarcasm. its the least insane shit you could say to a best friend #all the kids have issues and of course people get mad over a girl being sarcastic.#when KARKAT said THE SAME THING to rose when she was drunk on the meteor nobody bats an eye #trolls are just grey humans that are bugs. he doesnt get an excuse for being an alien. humans were made from KARKATS BLOOD #jade isnt all silly girl and is so FULL OF HATE towards the trolls. she called karkat a fuckass (VERY FUNNY) to do her a favor #“jade would rather have punched karkat in the fact then had a pleasent conversation with him.”#“she viewed the trolls as rude mean and cruel. and even thought that nepeta was just making fun of her.#despite it being that nepeta just wanted to roleplay and have fun."#dred.loki #I HAVE YET TO ADD MORE. THESE ARE JUST NOTES #homestuck #chss

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uo6ep · 5 months ago

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Q: Are you acquainted with any of the Tojo Clan’s higher-ups? What do you think of them?

//tried to do inoue’s style as a challenge, turned out to be pretty hard haha, theres a lot of skill + experience in the way he uses hatching. it’s inspiring though//

#rgg #yakuza #nishitani homare #art #nishi ask tag #yes he calls him tsu chan. is it for gay reasons. maybe #maybe hes just being Extra rude bc sagawas older than him #either way i think its funny when theyre divorced so i wanna play into that loll

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achillesunly · 5 days ago

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I don't wanna hear any of the emotional-wreckage psycho-sexual deviance comments that my answer might arouse

Soukoku

Klance

Jegulus

Next question.

Bonus point for stsg which takes charge whenever one of em is resting

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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obviously hanguang-jun would wear sports bras…. right?

Wei Wuxian failed his perception and insight check rolls.

#ask #poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #Flirting works differently when you are Neurodiverse. You need to be told directly or its Not A Thing. (this is a ADHD wwx household)#call that...taking the Initiative....#He is just trying to be polite but also still stuck on a very specific idea of who lwj is.#'He can't be flirting with me - Lan Zhan would combust if he had a single gay thought!'.#combined with: 'I think I might have a little bit of a crush on lwj but it could just be a desire for closer friendship'.#And now we have a recipe for trying to take on the burden of 'protecting someone' from your feelings #when its really just a problem with communication and being afraid of your own feelings + feeling as if you need to handle it alone.#Which we all know is wwx's major flaw. Call that *~*~Character consistency*~*~#Anyways - your art gave me a much needed laugh today B*) thank you very much (also whoops I didn't realize I wasn't following you until now

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that-butch-archivist · 9 months ago

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I'm not sure if this will take off but I'd love to be indulged. I just read through an old reddit thread where butches talked about what colognes they wore and liked, and got to thinking that it'd be fun to do the same.

#the archivist inquiries of the public #tumblr polls #polls #poll time #also honestly i'm a bit of a frag head #if that's the proper term #which i didn't used to be but then i started enjoying more and more being a pleasant sensory experience for people #and also sometimes the reactions of the girls gays and theys is. ahem. quite nice too #also i love wearing cologne and doing it better than men #it's like dress up but it isn't but if it makes homophobes mad then yes it is and i'm flipping them off while i do it #archivist talk #personally in my collection i've got one million lucky valentino's born in roma and then TF's oud wood and i recently got another #called bohemian lime #lush's lord of misrule is also ... mamma mia #i've got others but these are just the ones of note based on how other people have reacted lol #also shout out to old spice deodorant in all its many scents except for the part where it gives me a rash hate that part #lesbianism #dykery #butch posting #butch #butch lesbian #butch dyke #a butch dyke wants to know man talk to me #thatbutcharchivist

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ophanstears · 3 months ago

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I know that Clover's gender is up to interpretation (the devs DID say so themselves) but I still feel weird when people make them exclusively male or female LOL Like it's TECHNICALLY fine??? but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

more in tags as usual because I am a yapper. i am so sorry for having strong opinions about gender and representation. i am usually more fun than this 🥲🥲🥲🥲

#whenever ppl talk about clover being male it feels like they are unconsciously reinforcing gender roles???#vague sexist vibes yknow #this is such an innocent thing to complain about but i dont care!! i am a HATER!!!!!!#I think it bothers me so much because it reminds me of how Kris was treated and is STILL being treated. “well in my headcanon he is a boy”#again its technically fine!!! the devs said its cool and i wont hate anyone for it. but its still so weird yknow #especially cus most ppl reason them to be a boy because “well he likes guns and thats a boy thing!!!!!!”#“his design looks like a boy but his animations are like a girl”#“he is a cowBOY and he looks masculine so-” shut up i will stick your head down a toilet #many people think its an obvious fact that they are male.#whenever the cast calls Clover by he or a boy in fan content I can feel my entire face shrivel up #“THEY WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT!!!” aka the curse that keeps me from enjoying anything thats just made for fun #i think its a case of self-insertiritis... even though clover is their own separate person as is UTDR's tradition #bonus points if they make them a boy so they can ship them with kanako without being gay 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨#🤨🤨🤨🤨bonus points if they make them female so they can ship them with flowey without being gay 🤨🤨🤨🤨#female clover is actually rare and not nearly as problematic. i can tolerate female clover because luckypatch is such a rare ship anyhow #this does not even mention the weird ships with martlet and ceroba. yeah its the monster girls only. and in those theyre also a boy #never starlo or dalv which thank god but. guess why. go figure #ive had people headcanon martlet knowing clover as a kid and dating them later? i do not need to explain why thats grooming LOL #the undertale yellow fandom on reddit. is so bad. god. do not go there #i know its filled to the brim with teens who have the media literacy skills of a wet piece of paper and their minds in the gutters 24/7 but #cmon.#the things they have done to ceroba and martlet. the curse of being women. girlypops i am SO sorry you do not deserve it #undertale #undertale yellow #uty #clover #ceroba #martlet

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devotedlystrangewizard · 7 months ago

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renheng is arguably too delicious for the average hoyoverse fan because when i found out one of the main characters is haunted by a spectre of his past who hates him so much entirely because he once loved and trusted him. and they watched the stars together. and they have matching bracers that they can sense each other through. and they were closer than any other two in their old friend group. and

#ramblings #renheng #sorry im thinking about them AGAIN!#my favorite hsr ship is galladay but my favorite 'yeah this could be canon' ship is renheng.#i dont expect gallagher & sunday to make out but i do think the whole matching bracers shit was a little gay #i dont even necessarily like renheng as a romantic thing i like it as the echo of one. the ghosts of yingxing & dan feng linger #even when blade and dan heng refuse their existence #just the hcq in general makes me soooo sick #jing yuan being the sole survivor of a friend group where only one person actually fully died #jingliu. just in general shes incredible #baiheng's ghost looming over every interaction between them. her death & attempted resurrection an undying source of grief #shes never there but her death taints every link between the 4 remaining members in one way or another #the xianzhou questline SUCKED but god. the lore.#anyway yes ive seen hoyolab yes ive seen the sheer amount of people calling rh toxic and YES i think they completely miss the point #renheng isnt about the enemies to lovers its about the lovers to strangers and enemies #its about being irreversibly changed by another. its about carrying bits and pieces of even those you modtly forget with you #its about the fucking bracers

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andsorrowsend · 2 months ago

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I think wwdits fans are some of the whiniest little bitches on the planet lmao you guys suck(not in either of the fun ways)

#its actually so fascinating how much it really is like give a mouse a cookie #like i was fighting in the merthur trenches beside many of you #do you not remember the final battle of johnlock?#how quickly we forget the destiel massacre #this show was literally all queer representation+the rinaldis #shipbaiting is so not a thing im so serious #if you feel punched in the face you might deserve it for being entitled and pushy #being a fan of a piece of media DOES NOT GIVE YOU OWNERSHIP OF THAT MEDIA #this show has been so groundbreaking and important for queer representation and you guys are calling it homophobic for something that i #hand-to-heart #believe is actually one of the best moves for queer representation yet #i wonder sometimes if you guys realize there's more to being queer than sex and romance #them ending the show as best friends despite clearly having had something going on(unrequited or otherwise) is so real tbh #its certainly not queerbaiting lmao theyre all canonically queer and have had canon gay sex and relationships #nandermo literally dated two versions of the same guy at one point #wtf are you guys even going on about #wwdits #nandermo

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cator99 · 7 months ago

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out of curiosity, would you consider yourself butch?

used to be a blonde underweight twink and now I'm a based jock still got the chanel bag and the sick albeit matured mind of a suckpig to prove it so I'm gonna let you decide whether you wanna call me that word just cuz I got a pussy and short hair. I promise you that there have been enough advancements made in the art of lesbian sexual dynamics in the past 50 years to broaden the vocabulary used to describe the plethora of types of masculine females.

#being called butch just reminds me of how much males have the freedom to navigate between male archetypes and how people pay attention to #the distinguishing features of these varying masculinities #but when a female is seen as masculine it all gets lumped under the “butch” category #her masculinity is seen as unnatural and therefore incapable of being considered genuine or taken at face value as it is with males.#its always brought into question instead of taken in consideration with the rest of the woman's life and experiences and her particularities #Hence... Butch is still being treated as though its a huge lesbian cultural phenomena instead of a specific niche thing #also i dont mean to invite the “you dont pass!!” anons again bc that idiot is missing my point entirely (which is that im truly not trying)#but the fact is that for the past 3 years i have found myself increasingly navigating the male social world #and discovering what it means to me as a female to have access to the ability to take my “masculinity” for granted... relax #forget about it #etc #i think thats entirely antithetical to the Butch thing which seems to rest on the tension of other peoples expectations of her #people broadly are more surprised to find out that im interested in women just as much as they're surprised that im a gym queen iykwim...#ive worked hard for this and now that ive gotten the Woman Social Role thing pretty much entirely out of the way i am living the dream #i think a large part of that is learning as a dyke to appropriate the language of gay men theres a reason their terminology had #staying power even when their scene was *literally* dying meanwhile all that seemed to survive from dyke spaces was butch n femme ??#its because theirs didnt necessitate the building and maintenance of a scene in order for the subculture to hold its head above water #their labels *largely* weren't predicated on their relationships to gender roles and its telling that for dykes it was #their labels rested on the need to simply show up anonymous n be able to easily flag whether they were looking to fuck or be fucked #alongside the set of circumstances under which they would be fucking or getting fucked or what have you #it all comes back to the restrictions of female social blah blah blah and i think the sooner we collectively set down what we see as our #responsibility as lesbians and as feminists to Be A Woman the sooner we can step outside of that #n start thinking clearly about our individual circumstances and the necessity of putting on your own oxygen mask first before helping others

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motof1bfs · 3 months ago

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The Spartan and The Samurai.

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wu-wakfu-undertale · 3 months ago

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Re-watching wakfu for the first time in years and s1 Yugo was so silly???

dude discovered he could make portals at will and his first thought after actually acknowledging it is "i can do so many cool pranks with this"

#he was just a kid..... guys he was just a kid....#HE WAS SO SILLY #also the fact that after eva told him they used to call amalia princess gobball he just laughs at it ☠️#was he 12? i think he was in s1 #why dont they ever celebrate characters bdays tho #thinking over it now there was little to no chill time for these guys #sure there was a good amount of non plot stuff to get to know the characters but like #idk? ummm like in the first ova they gave them some chill time and i wish they had done that more #s4 was an amalgamation of “FUCK NOT AGAIN JFC”#OH ACTUALLY #there was (1) episode with chill time and i loved it #despite having gone thru alot of effort to be like look!!! chibi and grougal!!! theyre bros!!! yugo spent like. 5 minutes of screentime #with them. like actually being their brother.#and like it was kinda funny because imagine like the world sorta blowing up a little and then ur child comes back just to say #'dad im rlly fucking upset. ive been to the house of the gods btw. and i met my mom.'#alibert mustve been so fkn confused hdhdbd #then again. its like. average shit for his son #alibert went from gay dad with his lil guy from a species he does not know of who basically works a farm inn to like #a literal demigod. he def has made some enemies #i remember the most abt yugo bec the hyperfix was strongest on him #current thoughts on the others in the brotherhood:#tristepin: yugos nickname did not translate well into en lmao. also my guy pls stop harrassing women?? he gets an arc ik but like. my guy.#yes specifically s1 them #amalia: i mean. she does in fact act like a spoiled 13 yr old. but like. girl they did u kinda dirty.#eva: they also did you kinda dirty. love that your the only one just sick of everyones logic defying shit.#ruel: yk what. no notes. that is the most realistic old man ive ever seen. hes hilarious #az: this mf gets his ass in trouble every five seconds. u can tell he grew up with yugo. also according to s4 he gets bitches so XD #wu's rewatch notes #thats what im calling this #wakfu

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