devotedlystrangewizard

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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

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& it's still misgendering if you treat a nonbinary character as binary trans btw

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the bisexuality was there. it didnt change anything. it didn't save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the bisexuality was there

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she’s hammering on my war btw. 40.000 times. not that you care

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do you mind

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They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

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im not gonna say anything specific because its day 1 but oh my god that locker took me tf out

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typing "[popular IP] wallpaper" into google will get you some of the worst images ever made by anyone ever

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I’m tired of seeing people saying stuff like “censoring porn is a slippery slope to censoring queer content” and they’re right and I suppose it helps introduce the concept to a new audience but also holy shit can a man not just believe it is his god given right to jack off in peace without the government getting involved

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The Dungeons & Dragons paladin is objectively the funniest class because at first glance it seems like an artefact of an earlier age of the fantasy genre for which contemporary inspirations are thin on the ground, but then you dig into its thematic core and realise there are contemporary popular media characters who almost perfectly fit the mould, but like 80% of them are deeply unwell teenage lesbians.

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my therapist: “you need to unlearn the belief that failing to completely explain every statement you make will cause people to misinterpret and hate you. that’s generally not how people think, and it’s just your OCD talking.”

tumblr when you word a post slightly vaguely/poorly:

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sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc

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*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?