#its INCREDIBLY GAY

[aquamonstra]

finally watching The Chute and it is IMMEDIATELY apparent why so many auths tagged it in their fics WOWWWWW

[cozmos-talkin]

So ya know that one trope in romance where one person is dumb as rocks and makes you scream because you have no idea how they can’t tell that the other persons into them? That’s me.

A person in my life (who I am very much interested in) has told me to my face that -ahem- they would like to kiss me, date me, and some other stuff I’d rather not repeat online. They also said “I love you,”. But I’m again, very horribly socially incompetent and cannot tell if they’re serious. I suspect they are, and I think I’m the last to know. Also I think I’ve been accidentally friend-zoning them?

also I’m 80% sure I go bright red whenever they talk about this. Idk. lemme just say living a horrible romance trope is worse than watching or reading it.

[charactercandyart]

♪ help you put on your lipstick ♪

♪ lean close, and help you ruin it ♪

[starlightseraph]

house md so wonderful and brilliant because it is simultaneously the heaviest, darkest, most serious show about love and loss and how trauma shapes people and the most unhinged thing you'll ever experience.

[doctorruby]

real gay men in real life: buck and tommy both presenting as masculine, muscular men developing an intimate and vulnerable relationship that doesn't shy away from sexuality but instead embraces it proudly and without fear means a lot for representation. it's a good thing that these two have a realistic gay relationship that is both romantic and sexual, where they both feel they are able to openly make jokes and flirt with each other as this accurately depicts my experience as a gay man. as well, seeing non-queer men describe this relationship as bummy is very offensive and in my opinion homophobic and is incredibly tone deaf as it sounds eerily similar to gay slurs targeted at gay men to mock their sexuality. utilizing this homophobic speech is not productive and is way more harmful than you realize. please stop.

non gay men: THIS RELATIONSHIP IS TERRIBLE REPRESENTATION, MAKING DADDY KINK JOKES IS DISGUSTING AND TAKES AWAY FROM BUCKS VULNERABILITY, BUMMY BONES BUMMY BONES BUMMY BONES, YOU GUYS ARE FETISHIZERS

[melljam]

what in the yaoi …?

[dimeadozencows]

This came to me in an early morning queer haze

Kissing my medics good morning (I am your husband heavy and I love you)

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

I don’t have any other way to describe my read on their dynamic other than Geode is in a gay relationship and Cole is in a QPR that is all

[demadogs]

i honestly love shauna and melissa. they make me think of that one line from new girl thats like “i know this isnt gonna end well but the whole middle parts gonna be awesome”

[jojo-oliver]

[ID in alt text] 12/15 of my LGBTQIA+ boots series!

gay (mlm) flag themed💙

I'll be posting 1+ per week until the 1st of pride month 🏳️‍🌈 and then I'll post all of them!

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stickers or prints of this series here

[monnnn244]

always ily and never ykiwmywyghbauasaicvlatbmmadrtetm

[once-more-with-anxiety]

it has been nearly 20 years and I Don't Dance is still THE most sexually tense homoerotic scene in the history of cinema.

just...

yeah. homos.

[ruedesfillesducalvaire]

*slaps roof of classic novel les misérables (1862) by victor-marie hugo* this bad boy can fit so many gay little scenarios in it

[beelze-the-bubkiss]

Moms not home tonight

So we can roll around

"Have a pillow fight"

A major rager omfg

Is literally the second thing you hear after the k-k-kawaii part

It's time for spin the bottle

Not gonna talk about it tomorrow

Keep it just between you and me

Let's play truth or dare now

We can roll around in our underwear

How ever silly kitty should be

You can not tell me this song isn't about having sex

Come (cum) come(cum) kitty kitty

You're so pretty pretty

Don't go kitty kitty

Stay with me

Come come kitty kitty

You're so silly silly

Don't go kitty kitty

Stay with me

This is so obvious gay like come on

Another word for a woman privates is pussy and because of it kitten and kitty is a common term of endearment for women like honey, dear, and darling.

Therefore I declare this so is so obviously about lesbian sex

Wake up got a secret

Pinky swears that you're gonna keep it

I've got something you need to see

Let's be friends forever

I wanna do everything with you together

Come play with kitty and me

This is mostly just really cute and could total be read as the lesbians are now together and dating. Arvil has gone on record to say "it's supposed to be flirtatious and sexual" but the most clear reading of that sexual nature in my mind is about 2 girls getting together for a sleepover and wind up having sex, and then going on a date after they decided to be together.

I know I'm definitely reading way to into it. And that this song was probably only made cause Avril knew she was huge in Japan. But I can't stop thinking about the song in a certain context.

It took me 6 years to realize that "hello kitty" the song by Avril Lavigne might be about lesbian sex.

[pinkraymond]

"hot and handsome"

so i am in love with both of them

[arsenicflame]

an alternate (significantly sillier) way to get Izzy onto the revenge in S1E2:

[camera shot of The Revenge & Queen Anne conveniently anchored or beached on opposite sides of the island]

Izzy: alright, crew, you have TWO HOURS to mess around while we trade with the islanders. I expect you all to be on your best behaviour, and back on time, or we LEAVE YOU BEHIND, YOU UNDERSTAND?

[the crew chorus in agreement like a bunch of school kids]

Izzy: Fang, I expect you to count them back. It'll be bad for moral if we actually leave anyone behind

[play the episode, buying the hostages, dealing with Stede, etc]

Fang: OK, that's cargo all loaded and the last of the crew back aboard, we are good to sail!

[cue a very slow, drawn out scene of them raising the anchor]

Fang: you know, I can't help but feel we've forgotten something

Ivan: You know you worry about these things, I'm sure it's fine. Can't be anything important anyway, Izzy would have yelled at you about it by now.

Fang: ...

Ivan: ...

Both: IZZY

Izzy, who had gone back with the extra gold for the unexpected hostages, now watching his ship sail away: YOU TWATS!!!! USELESS FUCKING FUCKERS!!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!