#les mis shitposts

[ruedesfillesducalvaire]

Marius booby compilation

if I had a nickel for every time Marius gets called a booby in the Hapgood translation, I'd have four nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened four times.

Thénardier in 3.8.12

Javert in 4.2.2

Valjean in 4.3.7

Gillenormand in 4.8.7

Four characters with absolutely fuck-all in common somehow manage to put aside their differences and come together in a beautiful show of solidarity on this matter and this matter alone.

In conclusion...

[quoth-the-goblin-nevermore]

At the barricades of freedom *vague sizzling of cooked meats*

[automaticbreakfastmachine]

[safrev]

what if instead of serving time 24601 served

[nortism]

so interesting how each of les amis represents a different facet of hugo’s ideology. enjolras is republicanism as whole; combeferre, the importance of education and scientific progress; courfeyrac, being a chill guy who fucks; grantaire, yapping…

[ruedesfillesducalvaire]

potentially favourite part of reading Les Misérables is explaining any event to my roommate, who immediately asks ten more questions about how the story even ended up there.

[behestofheaven]

Everyone PRETEND i put the paving stones PLEASE

[batedible]

[toffyrats]

i love les mis i wish france was real

[quoth-the-goblin-nevermore]

I read the first sentence and immediately went “wait why is this tagged inspector javert”

my goal is to become a kegel kween and train my cunt until its basically a bioweapon. then I can target the corny ass lock-and-key types and fuck up their whole worldview with my seismic grip. then I can watch them jump off of bridges javert-style because the pussy is too strong

[ruedesfillesducalvaire]

i puzzled over this for a long time.......and then i realised:

i have to ask: does. does this person somehow think...that javert and petit gervais are. the same person?

[nadjasolace]

loosing my mind rn

POOR

[weedgrinderfullofteeth]

i truly dgaf if you would still love me if i was a worm. but if i was cornered at gunpoint by the police and you woke up drunk just to find me about to see my death would you ask permission to die by my side

[hater-era]

les mis shitposts

a bunch of silly doodles I never posted cos I didn't know how Tumblr worked. hello les mis Tumblr!

[quoth-the-goblin-nevermore]

Most chronically online brainrot thing I have ever typed:

So, is the modern alternative to Gavroche calling Enjolras a greenhorn and Enjolras calling Gavroche a gamin just Gavroche saying Enjolras has no skibidi rizz and isn’t sigma? Then Enjolras just stands there for a hot sec unpacking that and calls him an iPad kid.

[blueeyessynchro]

‘Enjolras would be good with children-‘

Excuse me, are we thinking about the same guy? Because mine thought it was A-OK to give a loaded gun to a 10 year old.