#les mis shitposts

[ruedesfillesducalvaire]

Marius booby compilation

if I had a nickel for every time Marius gets called a booby in the Hapgood translation, I'd have four nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened four times.

Thénardier in 3.8.12

Javert in 4.2.2

Valjean in 4.3.7

Gillenormand in 4.8.7

Four characters with absolutely fuck-all in common somehow manage to put aside their differences and come together in a beautiful show of solidarity on this matter and this matter alone.

In conclusion...

[little-linda]

Enjolras: Do what you have to, the man belongs to you!

Valjean: takes Javert out

Valjean and Javert: have their argument

Valjean and Javert: have another argument. Right up against the wall.

Enjolras: comes out to see what's taking so long

Enjolras: walks in on them

Enjolras: ...............

Valjean/Javert: ................

Enjolras:..............

Valjean: Well you were the one who said fuck the police

[quoth-the-goblin-nevermore]

At the barricades of freedom *vague sizzling of cooked meats*

[ruedesfillesducalvaire]

my french is far too Proper to translate that sentence, but it IS good enough that i can lose my shit laughing at google's attempt

Explaining to the psychic that, yes, I understand Victor Hugo will be disturbed to receive the message “thanks for making the naughty sub dog cop so wet for the old daddy”, but my French is minimal so he’ll have to live (so to speak) with hearing it in English. Yes, yes, that’s probably not his intent—I guess I can thank him for penetrating the twinks, too.

[automaticbreakfastmachine]

[safrev]

what if instead of serving time 24601 served

[shitpostingfromthebarricade]

Victor Hugo in 1861:

[ruedesfillesducalvaire]

i puzzled over this for a long time.......and then i realised:

i have to ask: does. does this person somehow think...that javert and petit gervais are. the same person?

[little-linda]

Hear me out: Javert, singing "On my Own". Tell Stewart Clarke. I need this

[behestofheaven]

Everyone PRETEND i put the paving stones PLEASE

[quoth-the-goblin-nevermore]

“Agender? No- I’m a alcoholic.” -Grantaire probably I guess

If Grantaire didnt believe in anything dose that also include gender. Would that make him agender

[batedible]

[toffyrats]

i love les mis i wish france was real

[nadjasolace]

loosing my mind rn

POOR

[quoth-the-goblin-nevermore]

25th Anniversary in a nutshell

I’m convinced the Les Mis 25th anniversary concert was one long humiliation ritual for Nick Jonas. First they make him do a duet with Ramin Karimloo who basically drowns him out with the sheer power of his voice, than he has to sing in a trio with Katie Hall and Samantha Barks who sound like literally angels and honestly it’s unclear why they’re even supposed to be in love with him in the first place and then finally they bring out Micheal fucking Ball to show everyone how his parts should have sounded. I think I would have killed myself

[nortism]

so interesting how each of les amis represents a different facet of hugo’s ideology. enjolras is republicanism as whole; combeferre, the importance of education and scientific progress; courfeyrac, being a chill guy who fucks; grantaire, yapping…