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Gale McSomething
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he/him+English/Gàidhlig+LGBTQ+ Multifandom+ Writes fanfics and fanart sometimes. Average dilf enjoyer
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Madeleine, never rizzed: Your face is not a face I would forget 😉
Javert, never been rizzed: Did he just call me ugly?
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i’m sick of post canon stories about characters getting married and having kids and finding peace when they should actually be getting divorced and abusing alcohol and being suicidal NO MORE HEALING NO MORE RECOVERY YOU ALL NEED TO GET WORSE!!!!!!
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Booktok girlies! let me put you on to a brand new m/m dark romance! It’s a slow burn enemies to lovers with found family elements as well as amazing queer and neurodivergent rep! It was written by an up-and-coming French author named Victor Hugo—
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happy valentine's day!
R, convincing himself to do it: the worst he can do is say no enjolras: rejects him, then writes out the reasons why he will never like him
textless under the cut!
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it is in my firm belief that enjolras needs to be even meaner to R (and yes he rolled up his sleeve to lock in on the rejection)
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remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking
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samantha barks winning the masked singer after singing good luck babe … sapphic eponine is real
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Look at the message I just fucking received
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Una Furtiva Lagrima
“Heavens! Yes, I could die!
I could ask for nothing more, nothing more.
Yes, I could die!
Yes, I could die of love.”
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John Johnson and his daughter Little Thing walks into a bar.
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They're recruiting
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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
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whether you call it an "AMV", an "edit", or a "fancam", all of us, across generations, want the same thing: videos of The Character set to music. and i think that is beautiful ❤️
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“Hmm I wonder what the name of the blue maker that I used to color Marius’ coat is”
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hi my name is inspector javert and i'm a cop (that's how i got my name) and i have ebony black hair with gray streaks over my forehead that reaches my eyebrows and icy blue eyes like limpid tears. a lot of people tell me i look like if the dog-son of a wolf was given a human face (AN: if you don't know who that is get da hell out of here!). i'm not directly causative of corruption in the police force but i do represent it because it's a major fucking hottie. i'm a cop but my teeth are straight and white. i'm also a cop, and i go to a town called m-sur-m in france where i serve as an inspector. i'm also a furry (in case you couldn't tell) and i wear mostly my police uniform. i love hot topic and buy all my clothes from there. for example today i was wearing a knee length coat and a big hat and black boots. i was walking outside m-sur-m. it was snowing and raining so there were no criminals, which i was very happy about. father madeleine stared at me. i put my middle finger up at him.
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As Elon Musk cements his place in history as a fascist tech overlord and the rest of the world looks at us in horror, I really do want to reiterate what I feel will be lost to the history books
Nearly everyone in america has thought and continues to think that Elon is very cringe.
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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'Trump has made everyone in the US female.' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]
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