#les mis shitpost

[pyromaniacbibliophile]

look

peaches and julian and manny

as cosette and marius and jvj

tell me you see the vision

[blueeyessynchro]

A solid 85% of the time when you ask a Les Mis fan who their favourite character is, they will give you one of two answers:

Either, it’s a character who is never named in the musical, has maybe two lines in the whole novel, dies as part of an extended list, and then is basically never mentioned again.

(And hell, sometimes they have no lines, don’t appear at all and are mentioned once in an offhand conversation. Cough cough Mushichetta.)

Otherwise it’s just Enjolras or Grantaire. Who, I feel the need to add, are ultimately relatively unimportant characters in the novel in comparison to even fantine, who is 6 feet under by the end of the first volume.

[sithlaurrd]

yall ain’t locking in for the barricade smh sweats gonna get us😪😪

[nadjasolace]

loosing my mind rn

POOR

[weedgrinderfullofteeth]

i truly dgaf if you would still love me if i was a worm. but if i was cornered at gunpoint by the police and you woke up drunk just to find me about to see my death would you ask permission to die by my side

[quoth-the-goblin-nevermore]

Most chronically online brainrot thing I have ever typed:

So, is the modern alternative to Gavroche calling Enjolras a greenhorn and Enjolras calling Gavroche a gamin just Gavroche saying Enjolras has no skibidi rizz and isn’t sigma? Then Enjolras just stands there for a hot sec unpacking that and calls him an iPad kid.

[your-villainous-neighbour]

[behestofheaven]

Mwa

[itsgrapes-exe]

make an enjolras

[permetutotheworld]

rip marius pontmercy duolingo would have terrified you

[the-lark-not-the-dove]

aaron tveit should. cover red wine supernova for enjoltaire reasons. i don't make the rules

[comsat-cheshire-apologist]

Javert: "I won't be swayed!"

Javert 5 seconds later: swayed

[blueeyessynchro]

Marius and Cosette fans, you guys have it good. They not only survive the novel, but they even have MULTIPLE NAMES!

And none of them are even Jean!!

[sithlaurrd]

AND I BE HOLDING YOUR MOMS RENT🗣️🗣️

[the-real-loser-otaku-girl]

ARCANE AND LES MISERABLES AND STORMBRINGER (bsd) SPOILERS

Right so Isha and Gavroche's death right ya they give off the same vibes thats all :P

Also chuuya losing the flags reminds me of the song empty chairs at empty tables

ok thats all if u get what im yapping bout then uhh have fun listening 2 those songs again without thinking of those characters okiii byeee

[estie-posts]

grantaire should have a little black labradoodle. To match his hair