#les mis shitpost

[nadjasolace]

loosing my mind rn

POOR

[weedgrinderfullofteeth]

i truly dgaf if you would still love me if i was a worm. but if i was cornered at gunpoint by the police and you woke up drunk just to find me about to see my death would you ask permission to die by my side

[quoth-the-goblin-nevermore]

Most chronically online brainrot thing I have ever typed:

So, is the modern alternative to Gavroche calling Enjolras a greenhorn and Enjolras calling Gavroche a gamin just Gavroche saying Enjolras has no skibidi rizz and isn’t sigma? Then Enjolras just stands there for a hot sec unpacking that and calls him an iPad kid.

[blueeyessynchro]

‘Enjolras would be good with children-‘

Excuse me, are we thinking about the same guy? Because mine thought it was A-OK to give a loaded gun to a 10 year old.

[your-villainous-neighbour]

[behestofheaven]

Mwa

[itsgrapes-exe]

make an enjolras

[permetutotheworld]

rip marius pontmercy duolingo would have terrified you

[the-lark-not-the-dove]

aaron tveit should. cover red wine supernova for enjoltaire reasons. i don't make the rules

[makiitabaki]

[comsat-cheshire-apologist]

It's crazy how they never mention the exact number of the chairs/possibilities of seating in the house of Myriel in the musical (11, and an armchair on the first floor, that's too big to move down). I think that really harmed the narrative /j

[estie-posts-shit]

grantaire should have a little black labradoodle. To match his hair

[henry-the-queer-artist]

LES MIS CHARACTERS AT DISNEY WORLD

Marius: absolutely cannot believe that there is never a line for Muppet 3D. Favorites rides: Muppet 3D and Journey into Imagination with Figment definitely. thinks the Disney junior dance party is cool even though he's an adult

Javert: hunting Valjean, no time for rides. goes to customer service asking if they've seen a strong older fellow and his daughter walking around magic kingdom. (Alternative: works there) however, he does like one ride. favorite rides: The Haunted Mansion

Enjolras: forcibly removed from animal kingdom for trying to free the animals, forcibly removed from magic kingdom for trying to start an uprising against the king of this supposed kingdom, is only allowed at EPCOT and Hollywood Studios now. Favorite rides: he thinks toy story mania is ok, that's basically it. Definitely a fan of the World Showcase though.

Valjean: literally just there because cosette wants to go, favorite rides are peter pan's flight and the nemo ride.

Cosette: Absolute thrill ride fanatic, favorite ride is Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind because yes. Likes watching the fireworks w/ Marius. People mistake her for being a Disney princess 24/7

ENTIRE THENARDIER FAMILY: Trying to actually bond with each other for once, gets in absolutely insane escapades. They lose Gavroche for like 6 hours at Animal Kingdom and Madame Thenardier's like ''eh he'll be fine'' and later they find him hanging out in like, the monkey habitat somehow. They also lose their car for like another 6 hours in the parking lot and Monsieur Thenardier is like ''you brats were supposed to remember the goddamn number'' until he realizes Gavroche is missing again. Favorite rides/attractions: Gav - Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular, Eponine - Slinky Dog Dash probably, Madame + Monsieur Thenardier - probably Mission Space or anywhere where they can easily steal from people.

Les Amis (Includes Enjolras, Marius, and Ep/Gav despite the fact that I mentioned them already. They go on multiple trips aight): They all go on Kali River Rapids @ Animal Kingdom (before Enj was banned) and Enjolras ends up looking like a grumpy wet cat after it. Courf's favorite ride is Soarin', 100%.

that is it for now this had no point I hope you laughed feel free to leave suggestions in the tags or comments

[blueeyessynchro]

Enjolras is banned from IKEA for repetitively stacking furniture to form impromptu barricades

[xerox-candybar]

I was thinking about utilitarianism in the shower.

[behestofheaven]

”3 days are all i need” okay fucking rumpelstiltskin