#it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller
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cynisaliveandme · 2 days ago
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I've come to make an announcement:the absolute solver’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, it pissed on my fucking best friend. That's right, it took its demon-fuckin' fleshy dick out and it pissed on my fucking best friend , and it said it’s dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: absolute solver, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
That's right, baby. All points, no nulls, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. It fucked my best friend, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck copper-9. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the copper-9, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, James?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit fucking copper-9, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
yo tessa and gang
What do you think of Sonic the hedgehog
We like like him.
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westaysilly · 1 year ago
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i love all my mutuals a lot !!!! except for @elizakai FUCK @elizakai PUBLIC EXECUTION for @elizakai
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therewillbenoromance · 20 days ago
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Rate my blog themee
10/10. it gets the message [that you're going to piss on the moon] across very clearly
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martlet-of-snowdin · 1 year ago
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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
-Eggman
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rockman-x · 2 years ago
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custom tumblr palette
it's called "shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dic"
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a-groovy-beetle · 23 days ago
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someone trying to flirt with archie and theyre like
"heyy so whats your type 😏"
and he's like
"i am actually not a pokemon. but water"
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sec0nd-breakfast · 19 days ago
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With Jim Carrey both playing the Grinch and Dr. Eggman in Sonic, he has not only managed to bring two of the most iconic cartoon characters to life, but he also became the bridge between Millenial and GenZ pop-culture and comedy. In this essay I will...
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aleppothemushroom · 2 months ago
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HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!
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nanukanal · 4 months ago
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i know he's a skinny petite twink man beneath that armor but i wanted to be self-indulgent, so shame on me but i do what i want because i rule this fandom (there's barely anyone else here. hello? Help. Help me. Please it's been 20 years please oh dear g-)
personal hc he got cool lightning scars after his death (god strike me down if im a liar and boom he got permanently inked #yolo) just as a little extra something
sometimes i want to gnaw on him like a chew toy /pos
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delightrolls · 10 months ago
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Recently I received this Ask requesting donations: 
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I checked the blog and found this Pinned Post:
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After searching the Ask and Pinned Post I discovered it was a scam. 
In short:
All the posts including the Pinned Post were made on the same day
Fundraiser Link doesn’t use a proper Crowdfunding site
The same Ask was copy pasted under numerous different blog names
When clarification about the scam tactics used above was requested the blog was deleted
This is a link to the post with the proper evidence.
I searched and found the following blogs using an identical ask:
delicatesublimelizarddy 
dopeprincessduck
enchantingqueencreator 
lovelypurplenacho 
pleasantcollectionlove 
strangeangelwinner
spookypersonasuit 
toosaladgarden 
shinymentalitycandy 
Lucymkira
stickyartisanfan
Additionally I found that this is the image and identity stolen by the scammer:
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If you responded to, reblogged, or otherwise interacted with this scammer it is recommended that you report it, delete your reblog of it, warn others who reblogged post or responded to the scammer, and reblog one or more of the How to Spot a Scam post below to inform others.
How to Spot a Scam:
https://www.tumblr.com/delightrolls/748158624623378432/how-to-spot-a-scam
https://you-reblogged-a-scam.tumblr.com/post/681179164889481216/how-to-spot-a-scam 
https://sleepy-bebby.tumblr.com/post/683456911737257984/how-do-i-know-if-this-tumblr-fundraiser-is-a-scam 
https://liminalweirdo.tumblr.com/post/706341432419598336/how-to-spot-a-scam-on-tumblr 
Tagging the following who responded to the Ask and / or reblogged the Pinned Post of this scam blog: @decrepitxangel, @spacedinosaur2000, @forthelostones, @bblookyyy, @sp4rkl3n3pz, @blackmesaswagvoice, @gregthesillyone, @shootingstarssel, @etrevil, @kuchizukeonna, @frequent-apple
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nostalgic-muffins · 4 months ago
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imanflexington · 2 months ago
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Yeah I get it, it's mufasa, he's a pivotal character to millions of people's childhood, he's part of the worlds most successful musical, but he has an announcement to make.
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ddrqoyote · 1 year ago
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@saranilssonbooks i had a dream i was at a hotel, on the beach watching tons and tons of whales last night, i blame you for this, you and your moby dickposting
(jk it was a good dream)
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dingus-on-stardust · 2 years ago
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I’m this close to resetting the timeline
The risk I took was calculated, but goddamn am I bad at math
I was a little too optimistic, wasn’t I?
Too far to turn back now gang
At this point I only got two things going for me, pure spite and a Red Bull
I’m making a call out post on Twitterᵀᴹ dot com
funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
i'm being so brave about it
fuck it we ball
god had to nerf me because i was too powerful
i'm too pretty for this
all according to plan
feel free to add on
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chaosfantasmic · 13 days ago
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man this is the life, doing my makeup whilst Snapcubes dub of the Sonic adventure 2 Dark story plays in the background
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1taco-muncher-420 · 7 months ago
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draw
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