#it's just.. so dumb.

[lunar-lurker]

The “Kendra is no longer innocent” thing at the end of Rotds is so nonsensical to me, especially the way the narrative treats it like such a big thing like “look how much these characters have changed” but like- 

No they haven’t?? I mean, just look at the scene where Seth confronts her:

“It should work in the hands of an innocent person,” Seth said. His eyes went from the Ethershard to her face. “The Kendra I knew was without guile.” 

Kendra locked eyes with him. “I’ve done some hard things while you’ve been gone. I stormed the Under Realm alone. I vowed to kill Celebrant.. I’m not the same Kendra you left behind at Stormguard Castle.”

If those are supposed to be examples of the actions that Kendra did to “lose her innocence”, then explain to me how she’s any different than she was pre-Stormguard Castle. If simply vowing to kill someone is enough for you not be innocent anymore, then how about the time she literally murdered the Demon King? And without guile? You’re telling me that Kendra never showed cunning or slyness before Stormguard? I guess most of those Fablehaven adventures never happened then. 

It just frustrates me so much that Mull had to come up with some excuse in order to get Seth alone for the mission and it doesn’t even line up. If he wanted to split them up again, then why couldn’t have been for an actual reason that could have allowed Kendra to do something useful?  

[sidhewrites]

Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on

[tyanis]

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

[war-forged-storms]

Tboy puppy but he’s old dog coded so he just lays at your feet and randomly lets out a big sigh. Sometimes he begs but if you don’t give in quick enough he just walks away. He’ll ignore you pulling on his collar to finish what he was doing before doing what you want. His knees crack when he gets on all fours.

[unsung-idiot]

way to ruin the mood

[coddda]

I wish we could have met in some other way.

Lawlight Week Day 2: Soulmates

If you saw me repost and re-edit this several times uh No you didn't </3

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If you know what every frame is from you get a free cookie. by the way

[lilislegacy]

random pre-school mom: you are such a good dad, picking your son up from school so often

percy: well, my wife and i switch off depending on our schedules. she’s here the other half of the time

random pre-school mom: that’s so generous of you!

percy, confused: uh, why? i’m his dad

random pre-school mom: it’s just so selfless! oh and your little boy is absolutely adorable. he’s the most precious thing i’ve ever seen!

percy: thanks, he looks a lot like his mom

random pre-school mom: but clearly those eyes come from you

percy: well, yeah. i mean, i am his dad

random pre-school mom, flustered: um, well, are you coming to parents night? i can show you around so you know where to go?

percy: my wife and i will be there, and we’ll figure it out. thanks though

random pre-school mom: *weird fake smiling*

[xxplastic-cubexx]

[right to left]

STILL thinking about drunk chess actually

stupid as hell bonus:

[cheekylittlepupp]

[chloesimaginationthings]

The nightmares in FNAF 4 get crazy...

[forgetful-nerd]

I love Donnie. In every iteration. I wish rise did this joke with Donnie and Leo. Then we’d have a complete set.

[rileyclaw]

emerald trio: enigmas to all, but most especially amity blight

[3amfanfiction]

I fully headcannon that Simon Riley is the type to take anything you give him, regardless of the impact to his health.

“Simon, you’re home!”

He had just walked in the door as you take a bite of a cooling cookie. you grab another one and hurry over to give him a hug and kiss, then you hand one of the cookies over to him. “You’ve gotta try these. They’re a cherry cream-cake cookie that my coworker gave me the recipe for. Tell me what you think!”

You wait expectantly for him to try it, bouncing excitedly when he tells you it’s good.

you grin as you stuff the rest of your cookie into your mouth and hurry back to finish your last batch. Simon follows and sits at the kitchen table to visit with you while you finish baking and begin cleaning the kitchen.

Before too long you notice his voice start to go a little hoarse when he answers your questions. as he clears his throat for the third time you ask, “You okay? Do you need something to drink?”

“Nah, I’ll b’ fine” he rasps, standing and coming to give you a kiss on the forehead. “i’ll be back in a bit, lovie.”

Is out the door before you can get your thoughts together enough to question him.

That evening you’re laying in bed when the door opens and in walks Simon.

When he crawls into bed you turn to him and let out a “Simon!’ when you see him covered in hives “what happened to you?”

He tells you he went to A&E since he’s allergic to cherries. His throat was swelling up while he was listening to you tell him about your day and he broke out in hives shortly after he left.

When you grill him, trying to figure out what was going through his mind when he accepted the cookie without saying anything, he just shrugs and pulls you into his chest with an eye roll and a, “it came from you, sweetheart. What was I gonna do? Not eat it?”

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[human-rocket]

I’m aware I’m probably the only one that finds this shit funny but have yall seen that face puzzle filter on Tiktok?? 😭 It sends me every timeee

my art | ko-fi

[babykittenteach]

No Context Reasons You Should Watch Dead Boy Detectives

[akanemnon]

So many questions... so little answers

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