#it’s the same with bartylus

[calamitoustide]

jarty?

they’re cool i like ‘em

[v7lgar]

barty threatening regulus (who is together w james) with a gun pointed to regulus' face and tells him to suck his cock and records the whole thing

[lexithwrites]

jartylus got together when they were sitting on the floor of their living room drinking and daring each other to do dumb shit but then james dares barty and regulus to kiss and when they do he’s just staring at them because he didn’t expect it to be so hot and when regulus pulls back barty starts kissing his neck and he smiled at james and held out his hand to him and james began kissing his neck too and they’ve never been apart since

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

barty crouch jr you nasty bitch you wanted to fuck both black brothers at the same time whore !!!!!!!!!!!!

[pandorasstars]

lily mary and marlene have all kissed at least once you can’t convince me otherwise

[odillisea]

I love being a multishipper in the marauders fandom. Two characters exist? Yeah, sure they can kiss why not. I can see it. And we can literally just change bits and pieces of the characters to make them fit better if we really want to because we made them up in the first place.

It’s like a small child smashing two barbies together to make them kiss. If we say they can work together as a ship, then it will happen. Literally nothing can stop us.

[deathnguts]

I love the idea that Barty outwardly hates Sirius more than regulus does despite clearly not having a personal reason to. Liek regulus has a complicated relationship with his feelings toward his brother, it’s a bridge between love and hate that he crosses frequently and would rather just not address while Barty is just all in on the hate. He brings up killing Sirius as a cute date idea like once a week. He boos when people cheer at marauders pranks. He relishes in the glares Sirius sends the skittles’ way and like bows and blows kisses when he receives them while regulus has to like elbow him to get him to stop.

But he is absolutely dead ass in the hate though. He frames it like it’s a joke but it’s really not. He personally doesn’t understand why Regulus’ feelings are mixed up because if it were him he would just be mad. In his mind, Regulus doenst hate his brother at all because how could he with how much he still cares. And he doesn’t get that. So he takes on the responsibility of hating Sirius enough for both of them. It’s a labor of love, that he just has fun with.

[zacshian]

Barty is the sum total of the Weasley twin's and the Marauders.

[littleliterarylesbian]

whenever I read a marauders fanfic I just assume Regulus is trans until proven otherwise, and even then sometimes I just ignore it.

[moondustinfj]

Barty Crouch Jr.

"Wormtail, I need somebody with brains, somebody whose loyalty has never been wavered, and you, unfortunately, fulfill neither requirement" -Voldemort to Peter

"I was under my father's control, I was forced to wear an invisibilty cloak day and night. I was always with the house elf. She was my keeper and care taker, she pitied me"

"Should have spent a bit more time at home with his family, shouldn't he? Ought to have left the office early once in a while...got to know his son" - Sirius Black, about Barty's father

"Father I didn't! I didn't, I swear it, Father..

Don't send me there, don't let him! I'm your son! I'm your son!"

"Who put your name in the Goblet of Fire, under the name of a different school? I did. Who frightened off every person who i thought might try to hurt you or prevent you from winning the tournament? I did. Who nudged Hagrid into showing you the dragons? I did. Who helped you to see the only way you could beat the dragon? I did"

"Mad, am i?"

[crimsonlovebartylus]

Barty to Regulus: I'll tell them put me back in it. Darling, I would do it again, ah, ah, If I could hold you for a minute. Darling, I'd go through it again, ah, ah.

because I genuinely believe that if Barty had to relive all the good and the bad to be with Regulus just to be able to touch, hug and kiss him again. He would do it.

[easternlonging]

regulus black is a perfectionist barty crouch has ocd

[lexithwrites]

i wanna talk about headcanons but idk where to start because ive got jegulus in my head but also prongsfoot,,,and then there's bartylus and moonseeker and i just—

[quillkiller]

barty to regulus in the bellareg au

“lets just run away together”

“I want to get married”

“but why?”

“because I love her”

“you will be bored of it all in two years and we will be interesting forever”

“just because my dreams are different than yours doesn’t mean they’re unimportant” :/

FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT

unfortunately regulus is entirely and completely whipped and happy being bella’s from the moment she lets him touch her for the first time. seventeen and nervous and shivering and trying to be good for his hot older cousin who’ll be his wife, be his. he’s on cloud nine, drunk on her. barty, in canon, can never truly be his. neither can sirius. bella is his blood, soon bonded to him by marriage, something sirius can never offer him, and she’ll never be able to leave. she’s carving out space for him, giving him someone to belong to, and that’s all he’s ever wanted. to belong to someone. to have something of his own, the way sirius always did and could, but he was never privy to, being the spare, not breaking the cycle by being sorted into a different house, instead always being secondary, an afterthought. and now he’s heir, and everything that belonged to sirius, including bella, now belongs to him, which outweighs whatever romantic notions barty tries to feed him, or anyone else for that matter, even sirius potentially trying to ’save’ regulus from his engagement. all he wants is stability and tradition and success and his, now, birth-right. it’s a bit out of spite, but he’s also been lusting after his cousin since it was decided she would marry sirius, and now she’s his. and yeah, bella shapes and molds him into the shape she wants him in, he’s malleable, just seventeen years old, and she has ambitions, and he wants to be her very good boy, her obedient husband-wife, until he’s nothing but hers. romantic ideals and his boyhood crush on barty will never outweigh blood and family and a pureblood marriage rooted in unyielding loyalty and duty rather than romance. bella wont ever leave him because of duty, because of their blood, and he’ll always belong to her

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

I bring a sort of smart himbo energy to the group that makes Regulus want to hit me with a textbook in the face -Barty at some point

[deathnguts]

I think every Greek tragic romance is Bartylus for mostly no reason BUT Penelope and Odysseus are LITERALLY regulus and barty because they literally invented and are homophrosyne