#it’s the same with bartylus

[calamitoustide]

jarty?

they’re cool i like ‘em

[lexithwrites]

jartylus got together when they were sitting on the floor of their living room drinking and daring each other to do dumb shit but then james dares barty and regulus to kiss and when they do he’s just staring at them because he didn’t expect it to be so hot and when regulus pulls back barty starts kissing his neck and he smiled at james and held out his hand to him and james began kissing his neck too and they’ve never been apart since

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

barty crouch jr you nasty bitch you wanted to fuck both black brothers at the same time whore !!!!!!!!!!!!

[pandorasstars]

lily mary and marlene have all kissed at least once you can’t convince me otherwise

[odillisea]

I love being a multishipper in the marauders fandom. Two characters exist? Yeah, sure they can kiss why not. I can see it. And we can literally just change bits and pieces of the characters to make them fit better if we really want to because we made them up in the first place.

It’s like a small child smashing two barbies together to make them kiss. If we say they can work together as a ship, then it will happen. Literally nothing can stop us.

[deathnguts]

I love the idea that Barty outwardly hates Sirius more than regulus does despite clearly not having a personal reason to. Liek regulus has a complicated relationship with his feelings toward his brother, it’s a bridge between love and hate that he crosses frequently and would rather just not address while Barty is just all in on the hate. He brings up killing Sirius as a cute date idea like once a week. He boos when people cheer at marauders pranks. He relishes in the glares Sirius sends the skittles’ way and like bows and blows kisses when he receives them while regulus has to like elbow him to get him to stop.

But he is absolutely dead ass in the hate though. He frames it like it’s a joke but it’s really not. He personally doesn’t understand why Regulus’ feelings are mixed up because if it were him he would just be mad. In his mind, Regulus doenst hate his brother at all because how could he with how much he still cares. And he doesn’t get that. So he takes on the responsibility of hating Sirius enough for both of them. It’s a labor of love, that he just has fun with.

[zacshian]

Barty is the sum total of the Weasley twin's and the Marauders.

[littleliterarylesbian]

whenever I read a marauders fanfic I just assume Regulus is trans until proven otherwise, and even then sometimes I just ignore it.

[moondustinfj]

Barty Crouch Jr.

"Wormtail, I need somebody with brains, somebody whose loyalty has never been wavered, and you, unfortunately, fulfill neither requirement" -Voldemort to Peter

"I was under my father's control, I was forced to wear an invisibilty cloak day and night. I was always with the house elf. She was my keeper and care taker, she pitied me"

"Should have spent a bit more time at home with his family, shouldn't he? Ought to have left the office early once in a while...got to know his son" - Sirius Black, about Barty's father

"Father I didn't! I didn't, I swear it, Father..

Don't send me there, don't let him! I'm your son! I'm your son!"

"Who put your name in the Goblet of Fire, under the name of a different school? I did. Who frightened off every person who i thought might try to hurt you or prevent you from winning the tournament? I did. Who nudged Hagrid into showing you the dragons? I did. Who helped you to see the only way you could beat the dragon? I did"

"Mad, am i?"

[dieatthealtar-deactivated]

@bartylusmicrofic Day 13 - Teach. Rating - G. Word count - 249

“Will you teach me how to braid hair?” Barty blurted out. Evan stared at him blankly.

“Why, exactly, do you need that?” He asked, raising an eyebrow. Barty sighed, flopping down on his bed.

“Regulus was talking about how Sirius always used to do little braids in his hair, but he stopped when Regulus was sorted into Slytherin. I wanted to help.” Barty explained.

“Going soft for Regulus of all people? Really, Barty?” Evan asked. “You’re pathetic.”

“Shut up. Can you help me or not?” Barty pleaded.

“You’re ridiculous. Fine, come over here,” Evan told him. “Pandora!” He called out.

Pandora looked over at the two of them. “What is it?” They asked.

“I’m trying to teach Barty how to braid hair, can we steal you away from Cas for a moment?” He questioned her.

She brightened up. “Sure! You haven’t braided my hair in so long, Evan.” They whined, coming over to sit next to Barty and Evan.

“I’m doing it now, aren’t I?” He asked, tugging lightly on their hair. “So basically, you separate it into three parts, and then cross the piece on one side…”

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“What’s going on here?” Regulus asked, looking down at the three of them.

Barty blinked sleepily at him. “Oh, Ev was teaching me how to braid hair, cause I wanted to learn for you, but we fell asleep.” He mumbled, eyes falling shut again.

‘Cause I wanted to learn for you’

God, Barty was going to be the death of him.

[crimsonlovebartylus]

Barty to Regulus: I'll tell them put me back in it. Darling, I would do it again, ah, ah, If I could hold you for a minute. Darling, I'd go through it again, ah, ah.

because I genuinely believe that if Barty had to relive all the good and the bad to be with Regulus just to be able to touch, hug and kiss him again. He would do it.

[easternlonging]

regulus black is a perfectionist barty crouch has ocd

[lexithwrites]

i wanna talk about headcanons but idk where to start because ive got jegulus in my head but also prongsfoot,,,and then there's bartylus and moonseeker and i just—

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

I bring a sort of smart himbo energy to the group that makes Regulus want to hit me with a textbook in the face -Barty at some point

[drunktayloratthevmas]

Fame aau rosekiller exes (unrequited love) happy relationship

Its 11pm and i was going to sleep But this idea came to mind and idk why I feel the need to share so yeah

Barty is a famous singer (think the neighbourdhood But also frank ocean and ldr) and evan is a famous model and a actor (think suki waterhouse a little bit) and they meet one day at an after party of a runway show of evan (barty was there because regulus was also modelling and he is a good friend) and they feel in love that second on that night and they keep talking and flirting and seeing each other for a while

Barty and evan dated for 2 and a half years and they were THE couple and everyone loved them, barty would make or Talk things Related to evan on his concerts and even has a song for him and how they meet and Everything on one of his albums (think margaret by lana del rey mixed with envy the leaves by madison beer) and evan would make lives and lit talk about barty for like 3 hours straight and people would think its the cutest ever

Idk But I think they break up But not because evan got bored or didnt feel loved or they had problems or fights, no, he just break yo with barty cause yeah and move on cause he has the mindseat of "if I did this I dont know why would I Regret it, I Wouldnt have done it if so" so he did that and pack his things But left barty a scrapbool with All of their photos since they meet and a camera wich barty gifted to him For his birthday

Barty never got with evan did it even tho evaned to him why, he was heartbroken and cried for a whole month on regulus' guest room cause his shared room with evan on their apartment had too many memories, he wrote songs for evan after the break up But most of them he never realesed them, he didnt realized when he was begging evan not to Leave him he would Never get over evan

Their fans and everyone was heartbroken too even tho they didnt know the reason of the break up, evan after 5 months of the break up he meet Amos and really liked him so they went on dates and try to date and actually did make each other very happy, people were horrible to the, evan because of how he could be with someone else in such a little time (bitch get over it... You Are Annoying shut up) and to Amos just because everyone loved barty and evan together so the New partner always gets shit on the for no reason other than "your partner looked better with this person" and i think barty would had collab of had been friends with Amos and like had post higlights or put music out with him and when the relationship went public he deleted those for a few days then put ir back on like nothing happened (he was having a mental break down my bbg was NOT okay) and well of people ate that whole ass drama UPPP like I would have too

And i think Amos and evan would still be dating and people Are a lot more suportive of them and liked them a lot more than before and barty would go to a random podcast channel to promote his music and that But they asked a question of "after your break yo with evan you haven't been with anyone else even tho he didnt even need 5 months to do so, why is that?" and yeah ve got annoyed a little at that But he told the truth "im super happy for Amos and evan actually I think they make a great couple and they looks like the love each other and will take care of each other, I will never forget what I say to evan that night things ended, I said it that night, I will say it now and i will say it again “evan rosier I loved you for many years, I love you now and i dont think I will ever not love you... just so you know” and yes i loved evan then, now and i will always love him"

So yyeah girl now its 12:18 / 00:18 and i should go to sleep But I will not I know myself saddly

[deathnguts]

I think every Greek tragic romance is Bartylus for mostly no reason BUT Penelope and Odysseus are LITERALLY regulus and barty because they literally invented and are homophrosyne