#jartylus

[dorlilymylovesss]

Regulus is attention whore.

Barty and James hadn't kissed his hands or stroked his head for four whole hours. That's it, it's over. The energy slowly leaves his body and he becomes a fussy, angry cat who won't calm down without being petted.

[starwolf-and-marauders]

This but all the combinations of James, Regulus, Barty and Evan about each other

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

[sspadfoot]

I love the fact that James fits the “my parents in law hate me” stereotype.

Like no matter what ship you think of, his significant others parents would HATE him.

He’s just too nice and sweet for them. He also knows how to treat his s/o with love and respect.

[deswhomst]

as a jegulus shipper, the best thing about also shipping bartylus is that at least with them you don’t have a bitch moaning in your ear about how horrible regulus is and that james would never ever go for someone like him. by the way, while you were crying about it, all three of them had nasty, filthy, hot, gay sex.

[z-eel]

Marauders taking James to a strip club for his birthday, Sirius not knowing his brother works there, then booking him a lap dance with to strippers, just for those strippers to be barty and regulus

It’s messy but tell me u see the vision!!

-☕️

ok so there is so many ways i can see this going because if Sirius doesn't see them but James recognizes Regulus it's very much 'oh know that's my best friend little brother why do i want to fuck him'

or it can go 'wow this guy looks like by best friend's little brother, why is that hot'

or 'damn he's hot, why do i feel like i know him.'

now if Sirius catches it just in time, Sirius is grabbing Regulus asking why the hell he's here and disgust by the fact that he paid for his bother to give his friend a dance, Sirius would get kicked out and Reg would get pissed and Barty dragging James away for that dance (I can see Barty being really handsy)

now for what i actually imagine (just cuz im feeling a little silly today),

Regulus and Barty like to scope out a head of time and watch as James and Sirius walk in. it okay no big deal but then Sirius' asking for a private room, two dancers, and Regulus is fucking disgusted because of course his brother would be the type.

but then Sirius is pushing James into the room alone and making his way to the bar, ordering a drink with a satisfied smile, and suddenly Reg had an idea. he grabs Barty and dragging him across the floor so they can get to the room first.

Regulus asks Barty to keep James eyes on anything but him, and Barty being Barty agrees. Barty goes in and then goes Regulus, Barty is fort of James while Regulus is behind him.

club rules are patrons, and dancers aren't arent really allowed to touch, but for the sake of his little game, Regulus is more than willing to break this rule, something Barty immediately jumps on when he watches how Regulus begins to kiss James (for the sake of giggles let make James a virgin, so he really just enjoy this)

Sirius outside at the bar wonder why are they taking so much time, he knows he didn't pay that much and James didn't bring any money. so he's just about to check up on James opens the door face flushed and clothes completely rumbled and a dazed look in his eyes.

Sirius is like oddly proud of him until till he sees Regulus and Barty behind him, cleaning up some of the remaining mess.

Regulus can only laugh with Barty as Sirius is being dragged away by security, with James reluctantly chasing after them, but it's fine he has their number if he ever wants another private session.

[incandescentwarmth]

Barty and Reg sharing a joint with James but it’s James’s first time trying weed. James gets anxious and paranoid and starts shaking so Reg climbs into his lap and Barty leans him back against his chest. They get him calmed down but now they’re relaxed and happy and Reg can’t stop himself from grinding down and Barty? How is Barty supposed to resist burying his face in James’s neck licking and biting the soft skin there?

[talesofmoony]

ugh james potter would’ve been such a girl dad! he would’ve been hosting tea parties and getting mani pedis confirmed. on the flip side he would also be absolutely elated when his daughter decides she wants to play quidditch, and would indeed take her to get all top of the line gear.

[alter-ego-xxx]

nsfw

Barty 'whore' Crouch Jr. with a humiliation kink.

Evan 'slut' Rosier with a blood kink.

James 'daddy' Potter with an oral fixation.

Regulus 'good boy' Black with a praise kink.

and they all fuck each other in every combo

[tenaciousmilkshakecandy]

I love the headcanon that when Jegulus first got together there was a one sided 'war' between Barty and James, either on James's side because he found out that Barty and Reg had something going on at some point or on Barty's side because he thinks James is trying to steal his best friend from him and he truly understands why Reg would be easily stolen by James cause James is everything that Barty wishes to be. And so this just kinda continues for months without the other one knowing anything about it.

[soupdeewoop]

what if i said i fw rosestarkillerchaser

what then

[cieloculto]

james and barty eating regulus out together. His legs are draped over one of their shoulders each as they bury their faces between his thighs hungrily. Tongues bumping into each other’s as they lap at regulus wet folds. Barty swirling his tongue around his clit as james pushes in two fingers at once, making regulus back arch and cry out loudly. His pussy drenching their mouths and chins by how close he pulls them in, tugging them by the hair and grinding down onto their tongues. James and barty sloppily kissing, sharing the sweet taste of regulus that sits heavily on their tongues and regulus whining because he wants their attention and so they dutifully go back to what they were doing.

[prongsfish]

the world can kick me, hit me, and spit in my face, but it can never take shipping every combination possible from regulus, james, barty, and evan away from me

[starsarestories]

Bartylus who break up and then both start crushing on James, so they make it a race to see who can get him first.

[myvaginacalledmehomo-blog]

Lily and Regulus are absolutely yapper besties. No one knows, not even their partners. Except Peter, he has blackmail material on everyone.

[v7lgar]

lately i've been thinking a lot about regulus who dated barty before james and let him pierce his holes (pun intended) and then we have james who is freak about his piercings but regulus is keeping to himself that all of them was made by barty who james his guts but one day james learns about it all and now he doesn't know how to feel about that like fuck that's hot but i mean he is also jealous about it?? but now he is seeing barty in a new way and once regulus realizes he teases him about barty "oh u are into this aren't you? do u want me to give a call to barty so he can pierce your holes too?"

"well when u put it like that..."

[dorlilymylovesss]

See in my head, I don’t think Sirius would hate James and regulus dating, because that means reggie and Barty aren’t dating. Barty likes to set things on fire, for fun, he stresses Sirius out, and the idea of his baby brother dating him really really stresses him out

but then he starting to date both and sirius gorgeous black hair turned grey