#evanreg

[gwenlovesreggie]

HEIGHT POLL RESULTS AND ANALYSIS

hello everyone thank you for coming again. Today we will discuss wether or not regulus is a tall lanky creature or a short tiny male

These results were honestly unexpected to me.... 53.8% said he is a short king, whilst 22% said he is average (boring) and 24.2% said he is a 6'0 greedy bottom. I honestly was not expecting this because as we all know Regulus is so so sexy, and while I find short people very sexy, I know that every day we are fighting a war against those who see shortness as an unsexy trait. So this is why I was pleasantly surprised to see that half of all regufans believe he is a short king even though he is so sexy. Maybe society is healing and learning now that short kings are actually some of the sexiest beings on this planet....

The 22% percent who said he is average (boring)... well they need to pick a side. I can respect the 24.2% who said he is tall, because after all they at least picked a side, and also, the idea of a princess bottom like Regulus being tall, is so sexy..... like what if he is taller than the person whom he is with... that is sexy.... so yeah...

ANyways, our next poll is a topic I have been hoping to do a poll of for many weeks, but I have always been nervous to unleash it... I mean after all.....Like..... it is a bit of a controversial topic... But my advisor and fellow regulus truther whomst I speak to on the matter of polls has encouraged me to finally ask the truth of my fellow regufans... Does Regulus Lactate?

This is the next poll to study regulusology, I think this one could start some real arguments and make people Kill each Other, so I'm pretty excited.

Previous studies:

is regulus packing (penis): results and analysis

is regulus dominant or submissive or what is going on: results and analysis

what is regulus in the omegaverse: results and analysis

can regulus cook: results and analysis

[alter-ego-xxx]

nsfw

Barty 'whore' Crouch Jr. with a humiliation kink.

Evan 'slut' Rosier with a blood kink.

James 'daddy' Potter with an oral fixation.

Regulus 'good boy' Black with a praise kink.

and they all fuck each other in every combo

[sweetnnaivete]

evan, regulus, and barty

[prongsfish]

the world can kick me, hit me, and spit in my face, but it can never take shipping every combination possible from regulus, james, barty, and evan away from me

[deathnguts]

Evan ‘I hate cooking, but I love stirring the pot’ Rosier

Regulus ‘it’s not entitlement, if I deserve it’ Black

Barty ‘I just got out of prison’ Crouch Jr

[soupdeewoop]

what if i said i fw rosestarkillerchaser

what then

[marauders-bs]

no but if evanreg (?) happened pandora and sirius would say "bitch fucked my little brother 😤", stare at each other, get into a fistfight then go out for drinks

[wastingawayinmyroom]

"i can fix him" ok bitch i can make him hard???? what's your point????

[v7lgar]

How would a rosestarkillechaser foursome look like to u 🤔🤔

barty is fucking reg's face as reg is stroking evan's cock and he is getting fucked by james. james goes on first to fuck him then he switch places w evan and while evan is fucking him james and barty starts to make out as regulus sucking them off one by one. and then barty joins fucking reg as well at the same time w evan, double penetrating him and james is fucking reg's face and the three of them shots their load inside of regulus and it's evan's turn to get fucked. james is behind him and he is biting his shoulder as barty is sucking evan off and reg is sitting on evan's face and then james starts fucking evan hard, barty lets evan use his mouth as he likes and then james bending over evan as evan starts sucking of reg and barty is fucking reg's mouth and they don't stop until almost all of them get fucked

[doomedtokill]

Regulus and Evan are the same height, but Evan is just physically bigger, broader shoulders, bigger hand and thicker thighs. Regulus is obsessed with the size difference. He wants Evan to be looming over him as he's getting fucked, just to be made to feel even smaller

[ecstarry]

i need marauders love island au okay i need theeeeem idc if i have to dumb them down i want them all going from couple to couple and for everyone shitting on production aka dumbledore like pls just picture their confessionals okay this is the chance for every ship ever to have it's moment

[florsial]

Based on @deathnguts's post

"WEALTHY HEIR TO THE ROSIER FAMILY FOUND CHEATING?"

His lips open slightly to mumble over the words. Trying hard to suppress the edge of his mouth from twitching up. He traces the words on the edge of his phone as his eyes take in the photograph's details.

Evan and Barty leaving an expensive restaurant, he would know, he's been there, hand in hand. It's a little blurry but there was no mistaking the blond hair and expensive suit next to Barty's dyed hair and silver jewelry.

That reminds him, he has an idea.

A smile spreads across his face as he runs his fingers through dyed hair. The weight of silver jewelry against his bare neck, slowly warming from the body heat. Barty tucks his face deeper into Regulus' neck, shallow breaths ghosting on pale skin. He knows Barty isn't asleep, the way his hand rubs circles into Regulus' waist under his shirt. The slight turn of Barty's head in the crook of his neck. The smile that appears when he's comfortable.

His finger pinches the skin of Barty's shoulder, a teasing smile on his face, "Get up, love."

"Now why would I do that when I'm perfectly comfortable right here?"

"Because I'm taking you out, go get dressed, you idiot," Regulus replies, affection laced through his insult. He smacks Barty's shoulder, who gets up laughing. Pressing firm kisses to Regulus' lips and neck before heading to his room to get ready.

He hears the front door open and knows that Evan is finally freed from the judgment of the paparazzi. Getting up, he grabs his jacket on his way to the foyer and smiles upon seeing his husband. Dropping his keys on the table with an exhausted expression, his index finger and thumb roughly brushing against each other in a habit that Evan's had since forever. Regulus falls in love all over again when he takes in the sight and the glimmer of their gold wedding band.

"You're back," he hums, leaning against the entryway.

"And I'm assuming you've read the article?"

"Yes, you are a cruel man, Evan Rosier, cheating on your "wife" like this," Regulus lets out an exaggerated sigh, feeling the dramatics of his family more than ever it seems, "after everything I've done, you go around and disrespect and humiliate me. You cruel, cruel man. I ought to take our imaginary dog and move to back China to be with my family."

"I thought we had an imaginary cat?" Evan pouts, walking closer to Regulus to slip his arms around the other's waist, "I don't like dogs."

Regulus rolls his eyes fondly. Of course, leave it to Evan to be unserious in his dramatics. But whatever, he misses his husband so he'll let this slide, he thinks as he leans in and kisses Evan in a gentle kiss. It makes him feel like they are high schoolers again, hiding in empty classrooms, rooms in their families' giant estate, the corners of the library, etc etc. There is a sense of nostalgia that warms Regulus' chest and makes him pull Evan closer.

When they need to breathe, lest they become dizzy and weak, Regulus whispers, "I'm taking Barty out."

"Mhm," Evan presses his lips to Regulus' cheek, swaying slightly and forth, "Where?"

"That one restaurant we went to when we got married," he replies, "do you want any leftovers? Or anything we can get on our way?"

"Anything is fine," then his face scrunches up, "just not a lot of meat. They've been tasting weird for me lately."

"Okay."

They pull apart when they hear Barty coming. Who immediately flings himself onto Evan in a hug before pressing kisses all over his face. Loudly declaring that he misses his rose so desperately he would've died had he not seen Evan any later.

"I'm being serious!" He cries as Regulus and Evan fall into a fit of giggle.

"That's my brother-" Barty shuts him up with a kiss.

"I cannot be thinking of your brother right now, we are going on a date, Reg!" Barty says exasperatedly.

"Yeah yeah whatever," he teases, reaching for his keys and wallet, "now say your goodbyes, we're heading out now."

"Is it weird that I think he treats me like a toddler sometimes?" Barty whispers into Evan's shoulder.

"Probably," Evan hums, "I'll see you guys later."

He kisses Barty on the forehead, then both of his cheeks and finally on the lips in a gentle manner that Barty has always considered a rarity. Evan allows himself the pleasure of running his thumb over Barty's cheeks, following the curve of his face down to the swell of his lips. Which he gives another kiss to.

"Alright," Regulus says, pulling his attention away from the man in his arms, "I'm taking my boyfriend now, Rosier. Hands off."

Barty sneaks one last kiss, a quick one, and a grin before pulling away to follow Regulus out the door. He waves a goodbye while Regulus nods and the two are off. Leaving Evan standing by the door frame watching their car leave, a habit he'd picked up from Regulus whenever they were leaving each other's house back then. When the car is finally out of sight he heads back in, thinking of his latest book.

. . . .

"ARE THE ROSIER'S IN A OPEN RELATIONSHIP?"

Evan skims the article and bursts into a peal of loud laughter while Pandora looks amused.

[sweetnnaivete]

i love the rosestarkiller dynamic because two of them are well behaved, aristocratic boys and the other is a male manipulator

[hailstorm1816]

Being a multi-shipper in the marauders fandom is one of the best things ever. There's so much more content and fics to read, so many more ideas, and you get to watch other people fight over what ship is the best, and you're just there like 🧍‍♂️

[deathnguts]

Barty crouch jr who’s a disowned trust fund baby who still gets a monthly allowance from his mommy and invests in tech stocks probably and lives in a huge ass apartment in a nice building but it’s literally not furnished at all and he never cleans it ever and he spends most of his time on high on his pc and he’s got the gamer sleeper bod with pierced nipples and belly button and the worlds sluttiest hip bones and happy trail under his stained sweat pants and the most dead eyes under his scraggly hair that’s in desperate need of a haircut he doesn’t feel like getting but he’s getting a new tat at least once a month and they’re usually from himself because he bought a tattoo gun online but doesn’t have a license to tattoo others and he literally only goes outside to club and drink and visit his mommy because what else is there to do and he doesn’t even try to make friends or start relationships because he doesn’t care about people and why should he why does it matter and he’s literally just the most burnt out loser you ever did see but he gets away with literally everything because he’s rich and pretty

Evan Rosier who’s just another middle child in a pond of siblings to parents who have never tried to look at him so they don’t notice at all when he leaves with a shit load of their money and never comes back and they’d give him more if he asked to keep him out of the house but he would rather die than do that so he immediately gets into the shitty office pencil pushing Patrick Bateman type shit that his father and oldest brothers did but in a business that wasn’t just handed to him so he can feel like he’s made his money and therefore his life himself and he lives the rest of his life that way with a grind set around hours spent in the gym and specialized diets and crisp tasteful fashion and very demure stoic presentation of himself to the world and actively cuts himself off from everyone around him because of the mindset he gave himself through this life style that everyone is below him and waisting his time so he literally doesn’t have friends or family and barely says any words or feels anything everyday but no one can see that because he’s too far away to make out and too good at painting a picturesque image of himself for anyone to try because he’s rich and pretty

Regulus Black who has never lived for himself and isn’t starting now so he ignores the voice in his head reminding him he’s a boy and chokes it to sleep every night with his long hair and flowing dress skirts and tries to assert that by marrying the rich family friend that raised him more than his own parents (who barely even looked his way during his own wedding that they planned) right when he turns seventeen and locks himself away in the perfect white house his husband made for him and keeps trying to nail on the mask of being the perfect little wife but he just cant and goes stir crazy and obsessive and is a nightmare to be around during his rising amounts of emotional breakdowns and if it were a hundred years ago he’d probably get lobotomized but it’s not a hundred years ago so his husband (Rabastan if you couldn’t guess) tries to distract him by funding some pity studies and encouraging him to go to an old and privileged college for useless degrees he’s only getting so he’s too worn out to start fights at home but it works and keeps him civil and mostly empty and comfortable enough to continue to be a half dead powdered and pretty wife that can continue to float through life with literally no one in his life sticking around through his tantrums and bone deep issues except his husband who wants him to stay that way for convenience and everyone is h the outside looking in thinks he’s just perfect and mysterious because he’s rich and pretty

Literally just the unholy trinity in a modern, nonmagical setting as the worst versions of themselves in a context we know: closed off rich young people who are bubbling with hate but too depressed to really do anything about it and too rich and privileged to have to so they genuinely believe what they have must be good and not in need of change because they have it all right?

Anyway then one day they meet and they feel alive for the first time ever maybe and smooch and stuff woo modern rich pretty douchebag romance.

I just need something like that, soemthing that showcases their flaws and genuine awfulness without sugarcoating it but in turn shows how their love for one another genuinely brings out the best in them. Just like remembering that they’re messy bitches but their love trumps all like actually. And who cares, they look fantastic together and they have enough to own your entire bloodline, there is nothing you can do about anything they do.

[alter-ego-xxx]

what do we think are common words/phrases barty, reg, and evan (respectively) say during sex???

nsfw

Barty:

- aww, so desperate, baby?

- cmon, do it yourself

- you like that, hmm?

- let me hear you

- yeah, thats right, scream for me baby

- please, harder

- Barty 'fuuuuuck' Crouch jr.

Regulus:

- nonono, do you remember the rules?

- Can you feel how deep I am?

- faster, please, I can take it

- right there, right there

- take your hands off, no touching

- look at me

- Regulus 'shiiit' Black.

Evan:

- such a good boy

- you wanted it, don't forget that

- no baby, you can take it

- such a good slut

- moaning like the desperate whore you are

- fuck, so tight for me

- Evan 'jeesus' Rosier.

such a nice ask, thank you!