#evanreg

[gwenlovesreggie]

(pictured: me in my Dom alpha omegaverse wolf form holding regulus in my arms after his character assassination)

Wel you guys did it . I hope you fucking preps and posers are fuckng happy with yourselfs. You came into our nice regulus truther poll as fakers and liars and swayed the vote. Are you happy? Does this please you properly? Will you be able to look your mother in the eyes after this? Can you live your normal daily life after knowing you have committed election fraud just for fun? HUH?!

For those who don't know, some REGULUS HATERS (and I know they are haters because 1. they left angry messages in my inbox and 2. they are marauder stans instead of regulus stans or Slytherin stans) started a whole hate campaign where they said regulus is 100% prep, not gothic or Jock at all... and I have explained in my blog many times how he is all 3!!!!!

In a perfect world where only regulus truthers had voted, I imagine the results would have been 60% goth, 35% Jock, 10% prep. But this world is inperfect. Sigh........

Anyways, for our next poll we will be voting on a regulus fancast

i acidentaly misclicked on my own poll so I had to redo it sorry guys!!

Here is our next poll and discussion for everyone to vote on and we will discuss this next week!!!

Previous studies:

is regulus packing (penis): results and analysis

is regulus dominant or submissive or what is going on: results and analysis

what is regulus in the omegaverse: results and analysis

can regulus cook: results and analysis

how tall is regulus: results and analysis

can regulus lactate: results and analysis

[alter-ego-xxx]

nsfw

Barty 'whore' Crouch Jr. with a humiliation kink.

Evan 'slut' Rosier with a blood kink.

James 'daddy' Potter with an oral fixation.

Regulus 'good boy' Black with a praise kink.

and they all fuck each other in every combo

[sweetnnaivete]

evan, regulus, and barty

[prongsfish]

the world can kick me, hit me, and spit in my face, but it can never take shipping every combination possible from regulus, james, barty, and evan away from me

[deathnguts]

Evan ‘I hate cooking, but I love stirring the pot’ Rosier

Regulus ‘it’s not entitlement, if I deserve it’ Black

Barty ‘I just got out of prison’ Crouch Jr

[soupdeewoop]

what if i said i fw rosestarkillerchaser

what then

[marauders-bs]

no but if evanreg (?) happened pandora and sirius would say "bitch fucked my little brother 😤", stare at each other, get into a fistfight then go out for drinks

[wastingawayinmyroom]

"i can fix him" ok bitch i can make him hard???? what's your point????

[v7lgar]

How would a rosestarkillechaser foursome look like to u 🤔🤔

barty is fucking reg's face as reg is stroking evan's cock and he is getting fucked by james. james goes on first to fuck him then he switch places w evan and while evan is fucking him james and barty starts to make out as regulus sucking them off one by one. and then barty joins fucking reg as well at the same time w evan, double penetrating him and james is fucking reg's face and the three of them shots their load inside of regulus and it's evan's turn to get fucked. james is behind him and he is biting his shoulder as barty is sucking evan off and reg is sitting on evan's face and then james starts fucking evan hard, barty lets evan use his mouth as he likes and then james bending over evan as evan starts sucking of reg and barty is fucking reg's mouth and they don't stop until almost all of them get fucked

[doomedtokill]

Regulus and Evan are the same height, but Evan is just physically bigger, broader shoulders, bigger hand and thicker thighs. Regulus is obsessed with the size difference. He wants Evan to be looming over him as he's getting fucked, just to be made to feel even smaller

[ecstarry]

i need marauders love island au okay i need theeeeem idc if i have to dumb them down i want them all going from couple to couple and for everyone shitting on production aka dumbledore like pls just picture their confessionals okay this is the chance for every ship ever to have it's moment

[moonstarzsun]

barty has a cat that he found on the side of the road or some shit, and he named it a sound. like,,, an actual sound. the cat’s name sounds like a breath/whistle/onomatopoeia that cant be written with letters in the alphabet and barty WILL. NOT. SHUT. UP. about it. whenever he has his friends over he makes them greet said cat and if they dont say its name right he’ll stand at the door and not let them in until they get close enough to correct for him to deem it adequate.

[gwenlovesreggie]

Proof Regulus is all 3: a jock, a goth, and a prep

This is a companion peice to my poll.

Regulus is all 3 in one; a jock, a goth, and a prep. this is why he is so sexy and why we all worship him so much. In this post I will explain why and how regulus is all 3 of these things at once.

Jock: Ok, I am pretty shocked by how much Jock is losing this tournament. Because I feel like Jock is a very obvious aspect of his personality? I mean, him being a quidditch player is one of the only things we know about him besides his death... and it was so focused upon by Harry... But yes, Regulus is very obviously a Jock, he is on a sports team.,... and he is more strong than he looks.... so yeah, regulus is a Jock! I am guessing maybe people struggle to see this because they are too busy imagining him getting bent over a table or something

Goth: I already explained this in detail, but yes, Regulus is gothic, please read my post about it. I have seen some people say he cannot be gothic due to the origins of the goth movement but we are talking about the modern usage of the word "goth" a word to describe an aesthetic, if you saw regulus walking, you would be like, "whoa, who is that goth guy with the massive sexy ass?" the term goth has changed meanings over time, it refers to an aestehtic more than anything else. and also, I don't think you can try to say the standards of the muggle goth movement apply to wizards. I am using goth in an anachronistic sense; a modern person looking at regulus would say he is goth, and this has nothing to do with what goth meant at the time he was alive.

Prep: Well I don't need to explain this one since everyone Is already voting for it, but yes, regulus is 1. rich and 2. pretentious (see: the note he has on his bedroom door), so yes, I would say he is a prep.

So yes, he is all 3, goth, jock, and prep, which is part of what makes him so sexy, that he is able to encompass everything on this earth all at once, this is why I love him so.

[sweetnnaivete]

i love the rosestarkiller dynamic because two of them are well behaved, aristocratic boys and the other is a male manipulator

[deathnguts]

Barty crouch jr who’s a disowned trust fund baby who still gets a monthly allowance from his mommy and invests in tech stocks probably and lives in a huge ass apartment in a nice building but it’s literally not furnished at all and he never cleans it ever and he spends most of his time on high on his pc and he’s got the gamer sleeper bod with pierced nipples and belly button and the worlds sluttiest hip bones and happy trail under his stained sweat pants and the most dead eyes under his scraggly hair that’s in desperate need of a haircut he doesn’t feel like getting but he’s getting a new tat at least once a month and they’re usually from himself because he bought a tattoo gun online but doesn’t have a license to tattoo others and he literally only goes outside to club and drink and visit his mommy because what else is there to do and he doesn’t even try to make friends or start relationships because he doesn’t care about people and why should he why does it matter and he’s literally just the most burnt out loser you ever did see but he gets away with literally everything because he’s rich and pretty

Evan Rosier who’s just another middle child in a pond of siblings to parents who have never tried to look at him so they don’t notice at all when he leaves with a shit load of their money and never comes back and they’d give him more if he asked to keep him out of the house but he would rather die than do that so he immediately gets into the shitty office pencil pushing Patrick Bateman type shit that his father and oldest brothers did but in a business that wasn’t just handed to him so he can feel like he’s made his money and therefore his life himself and he lives the rest of his life that way with a grind set around hours spent in the gym and specialized diets and crisp tasteful fashion and very demure stoic presentation of himself to the world and actively cuts himself off from everyone around him because of the mindset he gave himself through this life style that everyone is below him and waisting his time so he literally doesn’t have friends or family and barely says any words or feels anything everyday but no one can see that because he’s too far away to make out and too good at painting a picturesque image of himself for anyone to try because he’s rich and pretty

Regulus Black who has never lived for himself and isn’t starting now so he ignores the voice in his head reminding him he’s a boy and chokes it to sleep every night with his long hair and flowing dress skirts and tries to assert that by marrying the rich family friend that raised him more than his own parents (who barely even looked his way during his own wedding that they planned) right when he turns seventeen and locks himself away in the perfect white house his husband made for him and keeps trying to nail on the mask of being the perfect little wife but he just cant and goes stir crazy and obsessive and is a nightmare to be around during his rising amounts of emotional breakdowns and if it were a hundred years ago he’d probably get lobotomized but it’s not a hundred years ago so his husband (Rabastan if you couldn’t guess) tries to distract him by funding some pity studies and encouraging him to go to an old and privileged college for useless degrees he’s only getting so he’s too worn out to start fights at home but it works and keeps him civil and mostly empty and comfortable enough to continue to be a half dead powdered and pretty wife that can continue to float through life with literally no one in his life sticking around through his tantrums and bone deep issues except his husband who wants him to stay that way for convenience and everyone is h the outside looking in thinks he’s just perfect and mysterious because he’s rich and pretty

Literally just the unholy trinity in a modern, nonmagical setting as the worst versions of themselves in a context we know: closed off rich young people who are bubbling with hate but too depressed to really do anything about it and too rich and privileged to have to so they genuinely believe what they have must be good and not in need of change because they have it all right?

Anyway then one day they meet and they feel alive for the first time ever maybe and smooch and stuff woo modern rich pretty douchebag romance.

I just need something like that, soemthing that showcases their flaws and genuine awfulness without sugarcoating it but in turn shows how their love for one another genuinely brings out the best in them. Just like remembering that they’re messy bitches but their love trumps all like actually. And who cares, they look fantastic together and they have enough to own your entire bloodline, there is nothing you can do about anything they do.

[noblehouseofgay]

We're Gonna Break You

Rosestarkiller microfic

Nsfw, pure fucking smut

Trans regulus

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

"Fine."

Barty and Evan blinked.

"Fine? Like- you mean yes?"

"Yes. Fine. I want to do it."

Barty jumped out of his seat, immediately pinning Regulus to the wall. The green haired boy smirked and leaned in close.

"We're gonna break you, Black."

Barty immediately attacks his mouth. Kissing. Biting. Regulus let's out a whimper in surprise. His hands latch onto Barty's shirt.

Already lost in the feeling, he didn't notice Evan sneak in, gently mouthing at Regulus' neck. He slid Regulus' collar to the side, leaving kisses on his shoulder.

He could get used to this. Really.

"I want to eat you. Get on the bed."

He was in a daze, Barty's words and Evan's gentle pull towards the bed were the only things keeping him on the ground.

Evan stopped them near the bed. Barty came over and shoved Regulus down.

Barty climbed on top of him, straddling the smaller boy. He ran his hands up Regulus' body, stopping at his neck to gently squeeze. His gaze was hungry, wanting to take Regulus apart under him.

He moved back, pulling Regulus' legs apart and taking off his pants. Regulus was already wet, and Barty smirked.

"That excited already, Reggie?"

"Just fuck me, Crouch."

He had a wicked grin as he bit down on Regulus' thigh, hard enough to leave a mark. Regulus yelped, clutching the bed. Not wasting a second to let him prepare, Barty dove in. He licked between wet folds, mouthing at Regulus' clit.

"B- Barty-! Fuck-"

Evan coming back into the picture, sat above Regulus' head. He leaned down to kiss him, swallowing the moans he let out.

He leaned into Regulus' ear, Evan's deep voice whispering, "Such a good boy for us."

Regulus was panting now, looking up at Evan.

"K-kiss me again, Ev."

He obliged, kissing him messily. Evan grabbed Regulus hair, pulling his head to the side to kiss his neck. Evan left mark after mark down to Regulus' shoulders.

Regulus was shaking now, legs tensing up and wrapping around Barty, who was eating him like a starved man.

Barty shoved his tongue into Regulus' hole, making the smaller boy tighten his legs.

"I- I'm- fuck- I'm gonna-"

Barty dug his nails into Regulus' thighs as he came into his mouth, crying out a stream of curses. He didn't leave a single drop behind, licking every inch of Regulus clean.

Regulus was shaking and trying to breathe, tears drying on his cheeks. Evan was gently petting his head, helping him come down from the high.

Once he could think again, he looked at both of the boys.

"Get inside me. I don't care who. I want someone inside me. Fuck me stupid."

Barty and Evan smirked at each other, switching places on the bed.

Evan gently ran his fingers along Regulus' cunt. "You sure you can handle it?"

"Did I stutter, Rosier? I said fuck me."

He gave a sly smile, pulling a condom out from a drawer. He took off his pants and positioned himself over Regulus.

He was big. Regulus bit his lip, looking at it. Barty leaned down by his ear.

"Like what you see?"

Regulus nodded.

"Rosie will treat you well. Promise." He bit Regulus ear lobe before pulling away.

Already stretched, Evan slowly slid himself in. Regulus winced, gripping the sheets. "Fuck, Ev..."

"Shh...I'll take care of you, Reg."

Regulus whimpered, watching him gently start to thrust. Barty held Regulus' head in place, making him watch Evan take him apart from the inside.

Tears came to his eyes as it got harder and faster. "Ev- Evan! Please- fuck!"

One last slam back into him and they were both coming, Regulus yelling so loud the common room probably heard.

He slowly pulled out, leaning forward to kiss Regulus again. "Good boy."

Once they were apart, Barty shoved Evan down.

"My turn. I wanna ride my Rosie."

Regulus laughed, feeling completely fucked out. He just laid there, watching Barty on top of Evan. It was hot to say the least.

They'd definitely be doing this again.