#i have a migraine

[chronic-monachopsis]

abigun

[annievrse]

me or 100k?

dazai x fem!reader —ᡣ𐭩 blurb

"would you rather kiss me for $100,000 or the prettiest girl in the world for $1m?" you ask your boyfriend, phone in front of your face.

dazai hums. "i'll take the $1m."

you don't realise your face drops at his response until he sits up from his place on the couch.

"what? i get to kiss you too, so i don't see the problem."

raising your eyebrows, you smile at him. "you think i'm pretty?"

"pfft," dazai laughs, reaching forward to grasp your hands. "of course, i think you're pretty. i think you're prettier than pretty."

you shove your face in your hands to avoid his eyes, but you can't help the thundering beat of your heart in your chest.

"c'mere," dazai giggles, pulling you toward him. you land with your face on his shoulder and laugh, peering up at him.

"i would kiss the prettiest boy in the world for $1m, too."

the only indication that dazai heard you was the immediate bloom of red on his cheeks. "we're not talking about me."

"yes, we are," you nod, pressing your lips to his neck. "you're prettier than pretty."

dazai scoffs, but it's a weak attempt at diverting your attention. "we gotta get to work."

you gasp, lips upturned. "osamu dazai insisting we go to the agency? who are you?"

"shut up," he whispers, dragging you to stand from the couch.

once dazai locks the front door, you turn to him. "i can't wait to let everyone know my boyfriend is the prettiest in the whole world."

"do that, and i'll tell ranpo what you did to his candy stash."

[rasangan-raspberry]

More snuggly zoro

[v7lgar]

How would a rosestarkillechaser foursome look like to u 🤔🤔

barty is fucking reg's face as reg is stroking evan's cock and he is getting fucked by james. james goes on first to fuck him then he switch places w evan and while evan is fucking him james and barty starts to make out as regulus sucking them off one by one. and then barty joins fucking reg as well at the same time w evan, double penetrating him and james is fucking reg's face and the three of them shots their load inside of regulus and it's evan's turn to get fucked. james is behind him and he is biting his shoulder as barty is sucking evan off and reg is sitting on evan's face and then james starts fucking evan hard, barty lets evan use his mouth as he likes and then james bending over evan as evan starts sucking of reg and barty is fucking reg's mouth and they don't stop until almost all of them get fucked

[timblrdrake]

BRUCE IS SMOOCHING SUPERMAN??????????????????

whaaaaat who said that

i can neither confirm nor deny

[wis-art]

only us and linger on type piece

[hardtofindneuro]

george dresses up as dream for halloween. oh, and he’s pregnant.

“What the hell are you doing?” Dream asks from behind him with his own costume in his hand, amusement clear in his voice.

George finds the shirt he’s looking for and pulls it out. “Ah ha!” he says, holding it up to show Dream. He waits for Dream’s realization but it never comes. George scoffs. “I’m gonna be face reveal Dream.”

After a beat too long, Dream starts hysterically laughing as George pulls his other Halloween shirt off and new one on. Dream starts to get dressed in his costume too and George has to refrain from getting distracted. They can’t do anything after George’s C-section, so they have to wait, “What? That’s–that’s so fucking insane, George,” Dream says, though he walks to the built in dresser to hopefully look for the pants he wore that day too. “Do you want people to know we’re together?”

George freezes. This–this isn’t news, but it’s… new. They are so very obviously together, considering they share a room and a bed and they kiss, but they’ve never said it before. They’ve never said it out loud before, at least. “Are we together?” George asks.

Dream clicks his tongue behind his teeth and sighs. “Are you really asking me that right now?” Dream comes back to the closet and hands George the pants. At least he looks amused and not mad.

George shrugs before he starts to change his bottoms. “We never–I mean, there was never a label on it.”

With a raised eyebrow, Dream shakes his head with exasperation. “What is wrong with you? We–we share a room, and a bed, and–and we have a baby, George. A baby.”

[run-with-the-wolvez]

Reblog if yuo think the girl on tge left js just as beautiful as the girl on the right ❤️

[silk-spun]

in the mood to be 💞 used 💞

[llicorice]

ngl to u guys i am in fact procrastinating cleaning rn so feel free to maul me ab it

[littledollll]

Guys am I a bad person if spending a day with my baby sister only confirmed what I had already confirmed, that I do NOT want or like kids?

[sharkspeer]

this was my challengers

[lesbiansforboromir]

the demonic force that lives on the landing outside my bedroom made me relive Galadriel's opening monologue to the fotr film in the millisecond it took to pass through the doorway and now I am struck still and petrified, compressing my guts into diamonds with how much malice I am generating "and nine were given to the race of men who above all else desire power" I- hrrgrh hcrscchhh hrrgggrrr

Galadriel. Is literally. She- THE ENTIRE REASON. SHE IS EVEN IN MIDDLE EARTH IN THE FIRST PLACE... IS BECAUSE SHE WANTED POWER. THAT'S IT. IT'S THE UNIFYING MOTIVE ACROSS ALL TWELVE BILLION OF HER DRAFTED BACKSTORIES FOR WHY SHE LEFT VALINOR AT ALL. IT'S HER PURPOSE FOR EVEN REMAINING THERE, IT'S HER SUCCEEDED GOAL, SHE HAS HER RING OF POWER THAT SHE USES TO LITERALLY EMBALM A SILVAN SETTLEMENT IN TIME WHICH SHE THEN RULES OVER FOR 3000 YEARS I- I can't even breathe just the- like it's certainly in character for her but the HYPOCRISY and played totally straight in the films like I'm wheezing I'm choking on my lust for violence right now and GOd especially given the rest of that monologue which might as well have been;

three were given to the elves who are the ontologically superior race seven to the dwarves who make things I suppose and nine were given to the race of men who invented bigotry and hate god

Like no ffffucking wonder the whole lotr fandom is so at home with dabbling in racial superiority and morality hierarchies when it's so brazenly displayed in the opening scene of this film like it's entirely correct, how did Peter just get away with this how did everyone just believe him, local elf queen recounts history of how her race is perfect and the world was pure until those fucking humans came along and ruined everything, groundbreaking!! Reliable source!! Citation not needed, we! will! trust you bro!!

[vamptits]

to me the joker is just like a regular guy. because im crazyy

[marciequerade]

critically acclaimed puritan.

[menkhu]

ice packs are always like 🚫DO NOT🚫 apply to bare skin you WILLFREEZE🥶 your dick off!!!! amd then u wrap them in a towel and it's about half as cold as if you flipped your pillow over