#it was pathetic and very dramatic

[grimsshelves]

The hbomber video reminds me of the time a completely new, unknown youtuber posted a video of skits segments of one of the most respected humorist in my country next to the humorists' clips he had plagiarised word for word.

It only remained uncovered for so long because he was ripping off humorists from other countries, with skits in another language. His career, it turns out, amounts to translating jokes.

This guy was an actual legend for the audience for decades. I can not stress how much of a blow it was to the humorist community. It would be as if most of John Mulaney skits were revealed to be ripped off a Spanish humorist.

It nuked the man's career even if he's slowly coming back publicly, but what stuck out to me in this chaos was the bewilderment of the mainstream media, that a stranger would just drop that stuff out of nowhere and then disappear.

One positive thing about youtube is that it sure gives anyone the power to expose plagiarism. And people are gonna watch and hold the culprits accountable (if the evidence is conclusive and without harassing them ideally).

[camels-pen]

Usopp briefly needing a high vantage point, so Sanji launches him into the air with "Armée de L'air: Darling Shoot!"

Usopp is not pleased with the name because it doesn't sound tough enough. (Also maybe this is something they've practiced a few times on the ship. It's uniquely suited to them because Usopp is long ranged and trusts Sanji to catch him after. Also, Sanji is very used to catching, launching, and kicking Usopp, so he knows what works and what doesn't)

(this doesn't work with the others consistently because either they don't want to/fighting style doesn't fit with it, they know Sanji won't bother catching them, and/or Sanji himself does not want to launch them if he doesn't absolutely have to [Zoro; he is fine with that])

(alternatively, this works just fine with the others, but Sanji wants it to be his and Usopp's 'thing' unless absolutely necessary)

[determined-ghostworm]

:Just imagine:

Danny, being the dramatic ass of a child vigilante that he is.

Jason leaving as Red Hood through one of his many safe houses to see this child flopping around pathetically as he does a dollar store rip off of a Sailor Moon transformation.

And after imitating a large boulder-like gargoyle for the duration of the light show Jason finally twitched and is like ‘Wow. That was sad in so many ways I kinda want to kill you so you don’t have to live the humiliation. You know, like for charity or something… for the community. ‘

A full body shiver ‘Gods where’s bleach when I need it. My poor goddamn eyes.’

(Here have these low quality Danny’s while I scrounge up money to by a new computer pen for my computer-my bed ate my previous one)

*Update- my pen shall arrive in four days ( for none of my local stores had any)

[fakesorbet]

thinking So hard about the fact that fabian’s little sibling + figs step sibling is going to be immortal and get to have the rest of their whole life to have a mom who isn’t drinking everyday . they’re going to know who their real parents are while fig had to find that knowledge through her own volitions . im thinking so hard about abnormal things

[sysig]

Bitter breakup rivalry (Patreon)

[willowser-but-nsfw]

can you imagine? you feel guilty and you’re like you know what? you’re not a piece of meat, we’re gonna play catan. sit your ass down while i make some tea, we’re gonna read in silence and enjoy each others company. and now bakugo is double as grumpy because what the fuck?! what the hell did he do wrong? why aren’t you feeding him? meanwhile you’re just trying to get some quality time in so he feels valued and he’s being pissier than ever 😫 a vicious cycle

LMAOOO HE IS PISSIER THAN EVER !!! 😭 i had this thought for a different part in which — you do feel bad, so you put a stop to it. ignore his advances for a little bit, sleep in sweatpants and yank his hand out of them if he tries anything, push him by the head if he gets on his knees behind you alfbfjskakal and he's so like 😑😑😑

tells you it's making him SICK !! making his stomach hurt and all his energy is gone, he's just a sad sack on the couch. and you're all, "yeah, yeah, i've heard the blue balls story plenty of times, buddy 😒" LMAOOO but you don't realize !! it really is making him feel worse 🥺🥺

doesn't even have the energy to try and maintain a human form, so you just have this giant balled up demon creature in your living room, sulking. you're trying to get him to watch tv !! to drink some tea with you !! YES, PLAY CATAN !!! and he just looks like he's dying LOL

"alright!" you snap, tossing your cards across the room when he slumps back into the couch for the third time. you're sitting on the ground, across the coffee table from him when his own cards slip out of his hand pathetically. you let out an audible growl, crawling across the carpet as loud as you can until you're knelt right between his legs, and he only grunts when you reach for the sweatpants you've given him.

"what're y'doin?"

what you're doing is trying to pull the material down past his ass and struggling, since he isn't helping in the slightest. "trying—to—appreciate—you!"

when you finally get them down to his ankles, you feel your face heat at the sight of him, soft against his thigh. you have to admit that he does seem a bit lifeless, lacking the glowing hue his beautiful skin seems to have; even his natural black eyes are a little dull, almost cloudy.

you get shy suddenly, having it right in front of your face. bakugou hardly makes a noise when you crawl into his lap, maneuvering his fat head around so that he has to look at you, blank as it is.

"i said i'm trying to appreciate you, stupid."

he lets out a very small, almost missable huff, which is better than nothing — though the quiet hiss he lets out when you stroke the length of him teasingly is even better.

"'s'not about appreciating me," he says, gruff. when you make a show of dripping a fat glob of spit down onto your hand, he inhales sharply, shifting his hips beneath you despite his weak protest. "'s'about me appreciating y—"

he cuts himself off with a small groan when you grab one of his horns and yank, pulling him up so that your mouths are nearly touching. in the pump of your hand, he's grown hard and — large, twitching stubbornly when you suddenly let go.

"and what if i am appreciating this?"

he's a little more lively, after that.

[shoezuki]

The fact that Lanval isn't a better known figure from Arthurian lore is fucked up actually. Like. Fuck those other guys. Gawain and King Arthur and Lancelot and Queen Genevieve and Galahad can all sit the fuck down. The Green Knight from Gawain and the Green Knight can stay but those other fuckers need to let Lanval get the spotlight like

Lanval was the perfect man. He was such a wet rag of a dude. The ORIGINAL little meow meow. My beautiful boy constantly weeping and crying

[jumbleddufus]

im so frail....(sore throat stuffed nose and stepped in cat vomit)

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

demon in disguise. (sacrificial lamb)

[stillfruit]

i love not knowing if i'll ever be healthy again i love all of the time i've used to move my body become nothing i love spending my adulthood wasting away year after year for various reasons baby!

[dayurno]

really strong believer in the idea kevin stole a bunch of jean’s clothes when he left the nest and that’s like all he wears and the foxes are always like kevin Where is that from you did not buy that and he will never answer and then jean actually comes to palmetto and is like is that my shirt.. and my pants.. and jacket… hey kevin why is everything in ur closet mine… is this my underw-

this is so cute kevin is really maxxing that line from last kiss where ts says [so i'll go sit on the floor wearing your clothes / all that i know is i don't know how to be something you miss]. tch..... i'm such an easy person for that trope honestly i love the simple domesticity of wearing someone else's clothes or even jewelry....!!!! i think for kevin it would be also a good constant reminder that there is someone in his corner. really it all comes back to kevin's hoarder autism.... good luck getting those shirts back jean moreau. maybe in another seven years you'll catch a glimpse of it in the back of the laundry basket

one thing i'm also a constant and unrepentant sucker for in every ship but especially kevjean is the perennially romantic lover's borrowed jacket thrown over beloved's shoulders..... i think kevin gets cold easily and um sssometimes jean may... drape his jacket over kevin's shoulders....... or over his lap........... or just have kevin wear it really. well it just won't do to have the darling of exy getting cold. people would have jean's head i'm sure. he's doing this for his own peace of mind

[bbbrianjones]

NEIL FINN of SPLIT ENZ performing I GOT YOU (1980)

[dnangelic]

tbh whenever i think about dark's ephemerality i think about kosuke bringing up how even though daisuke's already adjusted to having dark with him, it's still very strange for even kosuke himself, not to mention other people, and nobody but daisuke really knows dark either. because of the way he exists, he's not the 'main' personality and shows up then vanishes, shows up then vanishes in an instant all the time. i know it's a joke but i especially think about the one night magic comic where sugisaki switched up the genre for fun and made wiz a kaiju attacking the city, which daisuke then transforms into dark to solve and clean up - but dark only gets to exist for 3 minutes. there's also his complaint that he never gets to do anything during the day, or the asuka publication flavor texts bringing up the way he has to 'hide his face' and the way nobody knows him. it's all. hmmm. just a wee bit sad tbh

[royalreef]

Local apex predator feeling extra pathetic today.

[mirusx]

reddit is a very interesting platform cause what do you mean someone expressed their thoughts about the story and a person replied to them 'it's just fiction, calm down'

[tokyoteddywolf]

22 isn't very much at all, I think.