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Tando (via 500px / sleeping Tando by Hendy Mp)

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You know, rivers catching on fire used to be a regular occurrence.

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guy types out a rage filled response on the internet. but before posting it goes on a long walk to calm down. during his walk he gains a new appreciation for life and his role in it. he comes home, rereads his pending response, and clicks post.

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🎈🌈YAY!! GAY!!🌈🎈

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now ive been in a bit of an extended depressive episode for months now but i just accidentally got myself hired as a cheesemonger when i dont know shit about cheese so i think this is going to be an educational experience and perhaps be the dramatic change in life that could actually seriously benefit me?

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Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

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I’ve secured a redbull sponsorship with my special talent

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best ufo infographic of all time is currently on the front page of r/ufo

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this is basically how the official website describes the three starters i'm crying

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Pool boy at the vampire mansion

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They/them pussy

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Opening for two same-day chibis so I can have money for groceries this weekend!! ^^ Hmu if interested!!