#and dramatic as fuck. are like. amazing.
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shoezuki Ā· 1 year ago
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The fact that Lanval isn't a better known figure from Arthurian lore is fucked up actually. Like. Fuck those other guys. Gawain and King Arthur and Lancelot and Queen Genevieve and Galahad can all sit the fuck down. The Green Knight from Gawain and the Green Knight can stay but those other fuckers need to let Lanval get the spotlight like
Lanval was the perfect man. He was such a wet rag of a dude. The ORIGINAL little meow meow. My beautiful boy constantly weeping and crying
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unsurebazookacore Ā· 5 months ago
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hot take, mike and el arent in love, because they are fourteen
well i guess mike is fifteen but still like as someone who has been fourteen/fifteen
GUESS WHO I WAS NOT DATING:
A. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
B. MY FUTURE SIGNIFICANT OTHER
C. ANYONE WHO I WOULD BE ABLE TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO AND ACTUALLY FUCKING MEAN IT
D. ALL OF THE ABOVE (the answer is D by the way)
LIKE Y'ALL THEY ARE FOURTEEN
THEY MET WHEN THEY WERE TWELVE
"I knew right then and there in that moment that I loved you" MY ASS
#byler#mike wheeler#like i truly need to stress this so much this is NOT mileven hate like this is putting any like feature or fact about their dynamic aside#they are children#and yes i know there are people who meet their partners when they're young kids childhood friends to lovers is a trope for a reason#but no one NO ONE (or at least statistically very few people cuz i know my ass was not)#is making for real love declarations at Fourteen (or Fifteen humor me)#and ā€œoh rey then how can you ship lumax-ā€ LUMAX HASNT SAID I LOVE YOU YET#LUMAX IS THE MOST ACCURATE DEPICTION OF AN EARLY TEENAGE ROMANCE IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED SHOW BECAUSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SO AWKWARD#AND ITS ADORABLE#AND THATS IT#THEY HAVENT EVEN KISSED SINCE SEASON 2#YOU WANNA KNOW WHY??#BECAUSE THAT'S REALISTIC#BECAUSE THEY ARE KIDS AND KISSING IS GROSS#listen im not saying this with the intention that ohh kids are immature they dont know what true feelings are blah blah blah#kids have feelings no shit#but esPECIALLY when it comes to mileven it seems so goddamned performative#like it FEELS like they both just watched a bunch of romance movies and are now mimicking whatever they've seen the adults in those movies#(who are supposedly in love) do#like watch lucas's talk with max in the back of the like trailer thing where he tells her he wants her to stop pushing him away watch that#and then tell me mike's aMaZinG AnD drAmaTiC LOvE cONfESioN doesnt sound formulaic as fuck#like you wanna know how a teenager makes a love confession#they say smth emotionally vulnerable; want to die after saying the emotionally vulnerable thing; and then tell a shitty joke to salvage it#not ā€œI don't know how to live without you. I feel like my life started that day we found you in the woodsā€ no fucking teenager says that#and that is why lumax is as mr mclaughlin said himself: ā€œreal loveā€#damn i kinda cooked with the tags on this one#(also fun fact i learned that tumblr has a tag limit by making this post which is why half of the tags are at the 140 character limit)
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phoenixkaptain Ā· 2 years ago
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The scene of Anakin turning back to the Light and saving Luke is such a beautiful scene in so many ways, but especially from a character standpoint.
If you look at Darth Vader just in the movies, he doesnā€™t do things without a plan. He has a step two. Even if his step two is immensely dumb, he always seems to at least have some form of an idea where he wants to end up; he has a point B heā€™s trying to reach.
Part of what makes Vader a terrifying villain is that he always seems to anticipate what his opponent will do. He seems to know what theyā€™ll do before they even think about what theyā€™ll do. Very rarely is Darth Vader ever taken by surprise. Darth Vader is the character who proves how scary the Force can be. While Palpatine uses his Force lightning and can predict what his opponents will do, he never quite reaches the level Anakin is on, he never reaches that peak of knowing the next five steps his opponent is going to take, even as those next five steps change.
Palpatine doesnā€™t see Vader turning on him coming. Palpatine is not a Force user who can see the future, he uses the predictions Darth Plagueis made and he sticks to the outline provided by his former Master. He does everything he does and believes everything will be fine and has complete confidence in himself because Plagueis was just that good at predicting the future.
Darth Vader literally changes the future. He makes those predictions false. Him throwing Palpatine down a reactor shaft wasnā€™t in the books, him choosing his son wasnā€™t an option, the idea that a Sith lord as powerful as Darth Vader could turn back from the Dark Side is believed by the Jedi and Sith alike to be impossible. Darth Vader himself doesnā€™t even believe that he can turn back from the Dark Side. The only character who ever believes that Darth Vader can come back is Luke.
Darth Vader is fifteen steps ahead of his opponents. Itā€™s very rare that he ever gets surprised. He always has a plan.
But when he saves Luke, he isnā€™t any of that. He leaps in without a plan, without any ideas of where heā€™s goung. He doesnā€™t know what will happen except that heā€™ll probably die. He doesnā€™t have a way out of this. This is the first time Anakin Skywalker ever does anything without already having a way out or immediately being able to come up with a way out.
Anakin was hotheaded and impulsive, yes, but Anakin from his introduction always has a plan B. And when he doesnā€™t have a plan B, he makes one. He is by far the most competent character in Star Wars, just from his ability to get himself and others out of trouble.
In the moment of turning back from the Dark, Anakin is listening to the Force. Heā€™s listening to the Force as it tells him to save someone. The universal call to the Jedi, the inexplicable push that all Jedi feel and what ultimately led to the majority of Jedi dying, just because they couldnā€™t not listen when the Force told them to help. Anakin finally listens to it, finally answers it, he finally acts like a Jedi.
Thereā€™s no step two. Thereā€™s no way out. Doing this will end in his death. Darth Vader is already injured, and the only one who has the resources to put him back together is Sidious. To save Luke, Vader has to step into the lightning, which he knows all to well will ruin his suit. Choosing to save Luke is tantamount to choosing to die.
And he does it. He hesitates, but ultimately, he sacrifices himself for someone else. He goes in knowing that this wonā€™t end with him being able to get out. He has no way out. Thereā€™s no plan B. His suit has gone from keeping him alive to being part of the reason heā€™s dying. He takes off his helmet accepting that heā€™ll die and being happy to die because heā€™s finally at peace, he finally feels the warmth of the Force, he finally sees his son with his own eyes, his son is finally looking at him with nothing but trust and worry for his wellbeing, heā€™s right where he wants to be.
He went from wanting to posess Luke to just being happy that Luke is there with him. That Luke is the one by his side when he dies, that heā€™s dying on the same side as Luke ā€” Anakin is fine with this. Heā€™s ready to die. Heā€™s accepted it. Heā€™s just happy that the last thing heā€™ll see is the product of his and Padmeā€™s love for each other.
The scenes of Anakin in Return of the Jedi are beautiful. The title ā€œReturn of the Jediā€ is so great for this movie, itā€™s perfect, okay, you donā€™t understand. It has so many meanings!! The Jedi returning could be referring to Luke, the main Jedi we follow, returning to the screen, or to Tatooine. It could be referring to the Jedi Order, since Luke takes on Yodaā€™s request to share his knowledge with others and, with Sidious dead, the Jedi Order has functionally returned, even if it is only one member strong. It could refer to Yoda returning, it could refer to Obi-Wan returning.
Or, Return of the Jedi could be referring to Anakin. Anakin Skywalker, the son of the Force. Anakin Skywalker, the only character powerful enough to change the future itself, the only Sith Lord powerful enough to stop being a Sith Lord. Anakin Skywalker, who has always done impossible things, who has always performed impossible feats, who is himself impossible. And heā€™s back. Heā€™s returned. The Jedi returned.
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wienners Ā· 7 months ago
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"is gooseworx upset about digital circus becoming a cocomelon ass thing id be so angry lol" I cannot express to you how much they have achieved the DREAM for an online indie animator. they got millions of views with A PILOT ALONE! the original characters are already being cosplayed and the models are being thrown into random ass meme videos as if its a massively famous IP! all that with an indie 3D studio! AND the cg actually looks incredible!!! think they're gonna be okay if some content farms use their models for some brainrot finger family video.
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lucapizzelles Ā· 19 days ago
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I think I genuinely might learn some thai from watching the thai luca dub when i get bored. i already know how to say sea monster and a passive aggressive way to say 'okay' (both with butchered tone pronunciation)
soon i will be fluent
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moghedien Ā· 1 year ago
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they spent the first half of the episode making it absolutely clear that Haruka and Michiru were being chill and looking after baby Hotaru and her dad, so them showing up on the top of the ruins, Michiru playing the fucking violin, and then provoking Usagi and the other girls into a fight is sooooo fucking hilarious
because they knew Usagi was right at this point. They knew she was the messiah, and they knew they were gonna leave this fight by basically swearing allegiance to her. they weren't even bothered by it, it seemed. they had like fully accepted all of this and were ok with it.
but FIRST they were gonna show up and be dramatic haters one last time
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deleahtarte Ā· 9 months ago
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Iā€™m thinking of High Elf! Kyle and Knight! Stan againā€¦.Stan who has been training for as long as heā€™s been able to hold a swordā€¦Kyle who is said to have the most mana ever seen in the last thousand years yet cannot do magicā€¦.they meet and they donā€™t like each otherā€¦.but Stan has to protect Kyle cause that is literally his job and his lineageā€¦.the hurt
Stan:
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marinecorvid Ā· 25 days ago
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also also on tumblr user marinecorvid's official gs playlist We Are Young and Emperor's New Clothes directly correspond to the rainbow festival happening region-wide and a few days of there being no sign of the pinchers and ben and summer cautiously letting their guard down for a night and rand giving them official off-the-clock time to go drunkenly sing karaoke together and fuck around with the rest of oblivia's young adults... and then the IMMEDIATE hard cut to murph frantically phoning summer and ben at 9 in the morning because purple eyes is here and now everything is back to being FUCKED. moreso than it was before, really
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prolibytherium Ā· 11 months ago
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Bagman is the best BCS episode to me by far. LOVE me a good tv episode where two guy's (gender neutral) struggle through a wilderness they are woefully unprepared for (where the wilderness also perhaps reflects an internal struggle through the wilderness of the self or Whatever??!!?!!) and the guys involved (for better or worse) learn more about each other in the process. AND he drinks his own piss
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doctorweebmd Ā· 1 year ago
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I was thinking about this the other day and wondering why itā€™s become so much less fun to write for BNHA and I think itā€™s becauseā€¦ Iā€™ve written too much?
Like being a one-off author was fine and fun and novel and people were so cool and supportive, but now Iā€™ve got multiple long fics and people have started treating me like someone that ā€œcreates contentā€ rather than someone who is writing for fun. And Iā€™ve shot myself in the foot by continuing to write long-fic and putting my heart and soul into them and itā€™s like never enough, people just expect more and more and more and I want to keep giving and keep doing better but no matter what I write itā€™s just not ENOUGH
And likeā€¦ this started a little after I finished Zero Sum Game but likeā€¦ people have started forming ā€œopinionsā€ that they share openly about ā€œmeā€ - I canā€™t stand going into fandom space and seeing people say they canā€™t read anything I write, or they donā€™t like me as an author, openly ranking my works, saying xyz is overrated or mention me by name in shipping discourse or send me hate mail or update requests or just straight up telling me theyā€™re not going to read what I write anymoreā€¦ and these people donā€™t know me!!! Iā€™m just an empty space to them!!! Just a machine that pumps out thousands on thousands of words to just look at an forget about instantly!!!!!!!!
Where do people get off honestly. Is it like this everywhere or is it just BNHA? Is it because itā€™s so popular that the community has broken down completely? Sincerely what the fuck how can anyone treat writers like thisā€¦
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uhhhhmanda Ā· 2 months ago
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I saw your tag about nam joo hyuk and my little goblin brain canā€™t resist asking if youā€™ve ever seen the school nurse files? I feel like itā€™s just me and maybe 2 other people who have but I really liked it. The awkward but strangely sweet relationship between his character and the freak of a female lead did something to me (donā€™t analyse that). It was cancelled after 6 episodes though :ā€™( but the story does feel complete. I donā€™t think it will make you cry til you throw up either, if that helps :D
I haven't seen that one but I did notice it in his filmography! I will add it to the watchlist!
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day-mark Ā· 2 months ago
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this piece im doing for a collab is gonna look so epic in my head . i dotn know how to draw 9/10 of these things im including .
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basu-shokikita Ā· 11 months ago
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sometimes i think like ā€˜maybe i should stop being so biased about skwistok because that probably limits the amt of people that will wanna interact with meā€™ (given that thereā€™s a decent portion of the fandom that genuinely doesnā€™t care abt them at BEST) but then iā€™m like. i would rather kill my elf that stop being self indulgent and utterly adoring of otp
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comradecowplant Ā· 7 months ago
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I don't follow blogs ran by people being racist about rap so I'm only witnessing the secondhand responses to the recent "discourse" and sadly 'tumblrinas being racist about their bad taste in music & low lyrical literacy' is exactly what I'd put on my 2024 bingo card for this steadily declining shithole....
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witchwhaat Ā· 1 year ago
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saw akira at cinema
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heartshattering Ā· 7 months ago
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Feeling like I want to give up again...
#now it's my dad who's deciding to be a jerk towards me because he's mad at my mom#okay that's cool I guess#I haven't been feeling well at all today#I can't even distract myself#my dad's being so dramatic too like it's not my fault he's on a break from work but still doing stuff he could probably get out of doing#but he wants to be away from me and my mom so. I get it#he's never at home even when he's supposedly on a break from his job lol#this is how my mom and I know he's lying about retiring#because he's always putting it off#he was supposed to retire this year but nope#if he doesn't have his job he has no excuse to get out of the house and he hates being around us#Goddddd#he is such a fucking hypocrite#getting mad at me over something he has also done before and then saying it was fine when HE did it because it was 'months ago already'#(dropping something except in his case he actually SHATTERED it lmao)#but yeah... me dropping something without breaking it is WORSE than him dropping and actually breaking it...#wow#amazing logic#then my dad keeps complaining about how we don't care. when he's the one who proves over and over again that he's the one who doesn't care#I forget what they're called but he's the parent type who doesn't get involved in anything#he's never stood up for me and he's watching me rot and hurt myself and he's just like 'oh okay as long as it doesn't involve me idc'#he's not fucking stupid like he can tell there's shit clinically wrong with me but not once has he acted like an actual parent towards me#and yeah I'm an adult now but it's still fucked me up so badly#he is such a fucking coward#and selfish#if he could drop me and my mom somehow I know he would at the drop of the hat#but remember he's a coward so. I know he fucking won't#God this is making my urges get bad again#I'm crying 'cause I'm just so fucking pathetic :')
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