#and dramatic as fuck. are like. amazing.
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The fact that Lanval isn't a better known figure from Arthurian lore is fucked up actually. Like. Fuck those other guys. Gawain and King Arthur and Lancelot and Queen Genevieve and Galahad can all sit the fuck down. The Green Knight from Gawain and the Green Knight can stay but those other fuckers need to let Lanval get the spotlight like
Lanval was the perfect man. He was such a wet rag of a dude. The ORIGINAL little meow meow. My beautiful boy constantly weeping and crying
#i call him a pathetic wet rag of a man but actually his depictions of being very and often overtly emotional#and dramatic as fuck. are like. amazing.#esp when knights are typically Masculine Noble Dudes during marie's era#like hes a great character.#honestly marie depicting him in the position of the weeping damsel is prob why hes not so massive despite like#the inherent fame of marie de france and her lais#idk if anyone else extended lanval's character or wrote of him
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The scene of Anakin turning back to the Light and saving Luke is such a beautiful scene in so many ways, but especially from a character standpoint.
If you look at Darth Vader just in the movies, he doesn’t do things without a plan. He has a step two. Even if his step two is immensely dumb, he always seems to at least have some form of an idea where he wants to end up; he has a point B he’s trying to reach.
Part of what makes Vader a terrifying villain is that he always seems to anticipate what his opponent will do. He seems to know what they’ll do before they even think about what they’ll do. Very rarely is Darth Vader ever taken by surprise. Darth Vader is the character who proves how scary the Force can be. While Palpatine uses his Force lightning and can predict what his opponents will do, he never quite reaches the level Anakin is on, he never reaches that peak of knowing the next five steps his opponent is going to take, even as those next five steps change.
Palpatine doesn’t see Vader turning on him coming. Palpatine is not a Force user who can see the future, he uses the predictions Darth Plagueis made and he sticks to the outline provided by his former Master. He does everything he does and believes everything will be fine and has complete confidence in himself because Plagueis was just that good at predicting the future.
Darth Vader literally changes the future. He makes those predictions false. Him throwing Palpatine down a reactor shaft wasn’t in the books, him choosing his son wasn’t an option, the idea that a Sith lord as powerful as Darth Vader could turn back from the Dark Side is believed by the Jedi and Sith alike to be impossible. Darth Vader himself doesn’t even believe that he can turn back from the Dark Side. The only character who ever believes that Darth Vader can come back is Luke.
Darth Vader is fifteen steps ahead of his opponents. It’s very rare that he ever gets surprised. He always has a plan.
But when he saves Luke, he isn’t any of that. He leaps in without a plan, without any ideas of where he’s goung. He doesn’t know what will happen except that he’ll probably die. He doesn’t have a way out of this. This is the first time Anakin Skywalker ever does anything without already having a way out or immediately being able to come up with a way out.
Anakin was hotheaded and impulsive, yes, but Anakin from his introduction always has a plan B. And when he doesn’t have a plan B, he makes one. He is by far the most competent character in Star Wars, just from his ability to get himself and others out of trouble.
In the moment of turning back from the Dark, Anakin is listening to the Force. He’s listening to the Force as it tells him to save someone. The universal call to the Jedi, the inexplicable push that all Jedi feel and what ultimately led to the majority of Jedi dying, just because they couldn’t not listen when the Force told them to help. Anakin finally listens to it, finally answers it, he finally acts like a Jedi.
There’s no step two. There’s no way out. Doing this will end in his death. Darth Vader is already injured, and the only one who has the resources to put him back together is Sidious. To save Luke, Vader has to step into the lightning, which he knows all to well will ruin his suit. Choosing to save Luke is tantamount to choosing to die.
And he does it. He hesitates, but ultimately, he sacrifices himself for someone else. He goes in knowing that this won’t end with him being able to get out. He has no way out. There’s no plan B. His suit has gone from keeping him alive to being part of the reason he’s dying. He takes off his helmet accepting that he’ll die and being happy to die because he’s finally at peace, he finally feels the warmth of the Force, he finally sees his son with his own eyes, his son is finally looking at him with nothing but trust and worry for his wellbeing, he’s right where he wants to be.
He went from wanting to posess Luke to just being happy that Luke is there with him. That Luke is the one by his side when he dies, that he’s dying on the same side as Luke — Anakin is fine with this. He’s ready to die. He’s accepted it. He’s just happy that the last thing he’ll see is the product of his and Padme’s love for each other.
The scenes of Anakin in Return of the Jedi are beautiful. The title “Return of the Jedi” is so great for this movie, it’s perfect, okay, you don’t understand. It has so many meanings!! The Jedi returning could be referring to Luke, the main Jedi we follow, returning to the screen, or to Tatooine. It could be referring to the Jedi Order, since Luke takes on Yoda’s request to share his knowledge with others and, with Sidious dead, the Jedi Order has functionally returned, even if it is only one member strong. It could refer to Yoda returning, it could refer to Obi-Wan returning.
Or, Return of the Jedi could be referring to Anakin. Anakin Skywalker, the son of the Force. Anakin Skywalker, the only character powerful enough to change the future itself, the only Sith Lord powerful enough to stop being a Sith Lord. Anakin Skywalker, who has always done impossible things, who has always performed impossible feats, who is himself impossible. And he’s back. He’s returned. The Jedi returned.
#star wars#anakin skywalker#darth vader#luke skywalker#return of the jedi#star wars original trilogy#the inane ramblings of a madman#woke up thinkin about him#anakin my love my darling my blorbo#my baby my girl my boy my baby my dear my dearest darling my utmost affection#will stand here on my soapbox and say#the scene of vader turning on palpatine is the best scene ever made ever#it’s dramatic it’s daring it’s beautiful it’s meaningful it’s amazing#it’s a turning point that turns the entire galaxy on its head#the force is over there like a soccer mom screaming ‘fuck yeah that’s my boy!!!!’#and i am right there beside it#anakin my darling you’re doing amazing you’re showstopping you’re perfect i love yo-#anyway star wars was pretty good huh#a okay movies if you ask me#i’m so glad#that anakin killed palpatine#he def kill palps#nothing disproves that he killed palps#palps is dead for good and never coming back#anakin did great i’m so proud of him#so glad palpatine is dead yup dead and gone no doubt#sequel? you mean the movies where the main antagonist#turned out to be a dry piece of toast?#yes of course i remember dryth toastatine in the sequels#do glad ani killed sidious so dryth toastatine could rise
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"is gooseworx upset about digital circus becoming a cocomelon ass thing id be so angry lol" I cannot express to you how much they have achieved the DREAM for an online indie animator. they got millions of views with A PILOT ALONE! the original characters are already being cosplayed and the models are being thrown into random ass meme videos as if its a massively famous IP! all that with an indie 3D studio! AND the cg actually looks incredible!!! think they're gonna be okay if some content farms use their models for some brainrot finger family video.
#speakeasies#the project very clearly has a bright future.#sure there's something to say about how people jump into making something into a fanbase too fast#welcome home being a good example#but that was different because the creator of that wasn't really ready for the characters to be fandomized vs an animated pilot#and also have you met middle school age kids online this is what they do best lol#and we can also talk about how weird and exploitative those cocomelon content farms are#but don't pretend like you wouldn't be so happy if you were in their shoes#like you just sound jealous at a point#sorry this is me writing a long post about a tweet I saw months ago but#literally saw a post that was like if my characters got put into a Cocomelon video I would off myself oh poor gooseworx#like dude dont be dramatic no you fucking wouldnt lol#catastrophizing ass#not like this would ever happen but if my characters got put into something like that I would just laugh and go on with my day#tadc#the amazing digital circus
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I think I genuinely might learn some thai from watching the thai luca dub when i get bored. i already know how to say sea monster and a passive aggressive way to say 'okay' (both with butchered tone pronunciation)
soon i will be fluent
#luca 2021#everyone find a way to watch the thai dub bc the voice actors do such a good job and the sound mixing is so fucking good for a dub#and i say that bc they usually barely give any budget to dubs but especially non western dubs#and luca's va is super cute.#theres even sounds that i dont remember being present in the english version tbh that they add in#also ercoles va sounds like a gameshow host (my roommate's (who is thai) words) ahsahggfsah. hes so dramatic its AMAZING
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they spent the first half of the episode making it absolutely clear that Haruka and Michiru were being chill and looking after baby Hotaru and her dad, so them showing up on the top of the ruins, Michiru playing the fucking violin, and then provoking Usagi and the other girls into a fight is sooooo fucking hilarious
because they knew Usagi was right at this point. They knew she was the messiah, and they knew they were gonna leave this fight by basically swearing allegiance to her. they weren't even bothered by it, it seemed. they had like fully accepted all of this and were ok with it.
but FIRST they were gonna show up and be dramatic haters one last time
#like its sooo funnny because 1) they clearly took that baby and left in secret#like Usagi came out with the baby and then didn't know where it went once Haruka and Michiru approached her#like she thought she fucking dropped the baby in the ruins or something??? and they were just gonna let her think that???? amazing#2) they had clearly been taking care of Hotaru for a few days before they brought her to her dad#and they knew as soon as those two were settled they were gonna go deal with the messiah matter (aka confront Usagi)#and so they had DAYS to plan exactly how dramatic they were gonna be how they were gonna pose what they were gonna say to mess with Usagi#like 'ok we're gonna climb to the top of the ruins and I'll sit there with a rock while you start playing violin'#and they clearly were using like things they thought would get to Usagi to provoke her to fight#and FOR WHAT#the DRAMA OF IT ALL THAT'S WHAT#like they really were just out there like making sure Usagi was willing to kick their asses if need be#and once she proved she would they were like 'oh sweet.' and then left#haruka tenou#michiru kaioh#sailor moon#sailor neptune#sailor uranus
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I’m thinking of High Elf! Kyle and Knight! Stan again….Stan who has been training for as long as he’s been able to hold a sword…Kyle who is said to have the most mana ever seen in the last thousand years yet cannot do magic….they meet and they don’t like each other….but Stan has to protect Kyle cause that is literally his job and his lineage….the hurt
Stan:
#they meet when they’re like 9 and both have reasons for not liking the other#but then they eventually grow close after something dramatic happens and now they’re inseparable#Stan is so good at his job#a true knight really#he’s amazing with his swordsmanship like he’s amazing at fucking Kyle to sleep every—
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also also on tumblr user marinecorvid's official gs playlist We Are Young and Emperor's New Clothes directly correspond to the rainbow festival happening region-wide and a few days of there being no sign of the pinchers and ben and summer cautiously letting their guard down for a night and rand giving them official off-the-clock time to go drunkenly sing karaoke together and fuck around with the rest of oblivia's young adults... and then the IMMEDIATE hard cut to murph frantically phoning summer and ben at 9 in the morning because purple eyes is here and now everything is back to being FUCKED. moreso than it was before, really
#pokemon ranger#guardian signs#this also means in my head summer was hungover as SHIT going through the oblivian ruins#hanging onto suicune for dear life with one hand shoveling bread in her mouth n chugging water with the other#desperately trying to avoid claydol with the worst migraine known to man even 4 advil deep#purple eyes is doing his dramatic monologue and summer is just like Dude i am about to throw up on your shoes. shut up#genuinely amazed at her own self control at getting through that garchomp fight without being sick + coming out alive#i think someone being small and still being able to handle their liquor is funny but realistically#summer's 5 ft exactly and she doesn't sleep as much as she should and she's got the weirdest eating habits known to man. she's a lightweigh#she gets fucked up super easily she's just really good at keeping a poker face so no one knows how fucked up she is until she loses her#loses her balance or something and just slowly tips over with a dead facial expression into some bushes or something
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Bagman is the best BCS episode to me by far. LOVE me a good tv episode where two guy's (gender neutral) struggle through a wilderness they are woefully unprepared for (where the wilderness also perhaps reflects an internal struggle through the wilderness of the self or Whatever??!!?!!) and the guys involved (for better or worse) learn more about each other in the process. AND he drinks his own piss
#bcs#AND it's got 'I Got The...' by Labi Siffre one of my favorite songs#The fact that the piss drinking is not even ONLY an indicator of how awful the situation is but also functions as a legitimate#dramatic beat with symbolic baggage is SO fucking funny. Amazing choice no notes#I do think they could've gone a LITTLE further to make the situation more unavoidably dire like they kind of present Mike as a#knowledgeable survivalist but for some reason this guy isn't carrying at least two camelbaks or something into the fucking desert#Even if you're assuming you'll have a car it's crazy to not pack extra water#Then again this is me being a pedant about fucking everything
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I saw your tag about nam joo hyuk and my little goblin brain can’t resist asking if you’ve ever seen the school nurse files? I feel like it’s just me and maybe 2 other people who have but I really liked it. The awkward but strangely sweet relationship between his character and the freak of a female lead did something to me (don’t analyse that). It was cancelled after 6 episodes though :’( but the story does feel complete. I don’t think it will make you cry til you throw up either, if that helps :D
I haven't seen that one but I did notice it in his filmography! I will add it to the watchlist!
#nam joo hyuk stop being so FUCKING DRAMATIC baby#bride of habaek was my first kdrama#i thought i was going to die of dehydration#my second was goblin hahahahahahaaaaaa#amazed i came back for more#i don't like crying#nb: when someone recs me a show i add it on MDL with a note about who reccd it
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sometimes i think like ‘maybe i should stop being so biased about skwistok because that probably limits the amt of people that will wanna interact with me’ (given that there’s a decent portion of the fandom that genuinely doesn’t care abt them at BEST) but then i’m like. i would rather kill my elf that stop being self indulgent and utterly adoring of otp
#personal#dramatic i KNOW but if i cant be self indulgent its over for me#fandom is the one place where i get to be who i wanna be and like what i wanna like!!!#i cant give that up for likeable points i cant…#im always like this with my otp…#too fucking intense lol#you lose some you win some ig!!!#that said im rlly flattered when ppl that dont like them follow me#amazing
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I don't follow blogs ran by people being racist about rap so I'm only witnessing the secondhand responses to the recent "discourse" and sadly 'tumblrinas being racist about their bad taste in music & low lyrical literacy' is exactly what I'd put on my 2024 bingo card for this steadily declining shithole....
#between the institutional transphobia and smol bean zionist problem the only thing missing is some classic 1990s* racism#my understanding is that people are reenacting their favorite law & order episodes and fearmongering about vIoLenCe in rap again?#1) violence is often good/necessary. grow up!!!#2) the poppunk groups yall obsess over sing about (& commit!) statutory rape every other song so actually shut the everloving fuck up#3) genuinely: how do you function in the world when you cannot distinguish lyrical creativity & dramatization from real life?#*more like 1970s to now racism obvs bc antiblack losers have always been not normal about rap but im thinking of a specific 90s/early 2000s#obscenity case. i cant remember who it was (& searching for rapper arrested for lyrics uh isnt giving fruitful results to say the least)#but anyway i am so sorry to those encountering these racist freaks in the wild. rest awhile in my glade so you may restore your energy#lately ive just really been into socialist/resistance music so if you need a break we can discourse about which dprk music group is the bes#ponchobo electric ensemble might be my favorite but really it's a trick question bc they are all amazing#here take this with you before you go. may it give you strength *hands you KPASM Chorus song about killing racist american imperial dogs*#a kendrick x kpsmc remix could have a lot of potential but thats for people who are better at remixing than i to ponder
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saw akira at cinema
#it absolutely SLAPPED#what an experience#i fucking love cinema#the quality was SO good#forgot how much i loved the opening scenes and the soundtrack when i watched it the first time#if you ever get a chance to see it in cinema i highly recommend#also was supposed to meet with my friends after but migraines loooooveto ruin my plans :(#so now i'm sitting in my room fighting for my live with a headache trying to watch a movie for class :(#instead of being out and having fun :(#agnes talking#edit: okay let me just. this animation is insane. it's so impressive and seeing it on the big screen was so exciting and cool#i wanted to squeak and clap when the iconic bike slide happened#the city??? the buildings?!! absolutely amazing chef's kiss#kei best girl#had to stop myself from laughing when kaneda screamed 'he's OUR friend only we have the right to kill him' like please aldhhdjsjd#he's so dramatic i love him#shoutout to the guy that excitedly scream whispered to his friend 'THEY MADE IT 35 YEARS AGO CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS KURWA' bc mood
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Feeling like I want to give up again...
#now it's my dad who's deciding to be a jerk towards me because he's mad at my mom#okay that's cool I guess#I haven't been feeling well at all today#I can't even distract myself#my dad's being so dramatic too like it's not my fault he's on a break from work but still doing stuff he could probably get out of doing#but he wants to be away from me and my mom so. I get it#he's never at home even when he's supposedly on a break from his job lol#this is how my mom and I know he's lying about retiring#because he's always putting it off#he was supposed to retire this year but nope#if he doesn't have his job he has no excuse to get out of the house and he hates being around us#Goddddd#he is such a fucking hypocrite#getting mad at me over something he has also done before and then saying it was fine when HE did it because it was 'months ago already'#(dropping something except in his case he actually SHATTERED it lmao)#but yeah... me dropping something without breaking it is WORSE than him dropping and actually breaking it...#wow#amazing logic#then my dad keeps complaining about how we don't care. when he's the one who proves over and over again that he's the one who doesn't care#I forget what they're called but he's the parent type who doesn't get involved in anything#he's never stood up for me and he's watching me rot and hurt myself and he's just like 'oh okay as long as it doesn't involve me idc'#he's not fucking stupid like he can tell there's shit clinically wrong with me but not once has he acted like an actual parent towards me#and yeah I'm an adult now but it's still fucked me up so badly#he is such a fucking coward#and selfish#if he could drop me and my mom somehow I know he would at the drop of the hat#but remember he's a coward so. I know he fucking won't#God this is making my urges get bad again#I'm crying 'cause I'm just so fucking pathetic :')
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frustrating that instead of uplifting communities, we shit on whatever we perceive as the opposite
#this js about so manh things#this is about body positive people commenting eat a burger#this is about punching terfs instead of saving trans kid#*kids#a million other things#its almost like people are looking for excuses to hate instead of uplift#instead of posting about how much you hate terfs or how ugly you think a small ass is#try posting about how amazing trans people are and how fat people deserve love and respect#because every time i see a terf post it just reminds me of the danger and hate and harm#it does not make me feel safer around me#and terfs dont actually give a fuck if you hate them#and its CONVENIENT for the world if you brand a small ass or a thin body as ugly#i wish i was being dramatic but i see both these things like wvery dau#no matter how many tags i block or people i unfollow
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man i miss fire emblem 3 houses
#truly an amazing game#a fun game#playing as fbyleth n wooing the guys#its so obvious tht theyre catering to the female otome gamers#like. the comparison between the male n female cgs#anyways fire emblem should make more dramatic games#more fucked up games tht makes my eyes red n puffy. just sayin#fafar yaps
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ive perhaps found the most mediocre manhwa ever written. its like the most subpar thing ever and encompasses so many things i don't like people doing in one manhwa / storytelling in general. its actually amazing
#yuu rambles#hoooly shit. this is actually fuckin amazing#saying this unironically btw im just so amazed how mediocre it is and stiff#its like the marvel of manhwas#intent and symbolism assigned to tell not show IMMEDIATELY bc they think readers are too stupid to remember stuff later#a chapter where it feels like only one scene happened bc the rest of it is disjointed and breaks off awkwardly#crude and nonsensical environments#like. wow. this is amazing. someone paid money to have this posted and it passed quality testing and editors#even the translations are a fuckin choice#in a scene where its supposed to be dramatic w a fallen angel lamenting w a friend a normal angel#they use the word colleague#and i was like. hold up is this suddenly 21st century? are we in a sitcom? are the cameras rolling?#what the fuck. how did this get posted. im so genuinely baffled
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