#5am rambles

[sweetgardener]

Silly 5am rambles with the radio demon

"Well..I know a way of getting you to sleep" Chirped the radio demon, sporting his signature smile with a smidge of softness to it. Still, You found yourself letting out a huff and turning your back to him, arms crossed over your chest in defiance at his insistence that you sleep.

You felt the fabric of the sofa shift underneath you, followed by the sensation of being lifted. A bit of squirming for a moment, out of reflex before being settled down upon something that wasn't the sofa-Well, more like someone. Hands settled upon your stomach, palm down, fingers oh so lightly drumming and tapping. You tilted your head a little to look up at the smiling face, blinking once or twice in surprise. A brief back and forth of looking at the hands, then back at the face of Alastor, who's eyes were closed, who's chest made a soft humming sound.

A little wiggle, a little twitch of you settling further, head resting almost on the demon's shoulder, just below on the chest. A hand left your stomach, reaching to pluck the pair of glasses you wore off of your face, tucking the legs in carefully before setting them upon a side table.

"There, safe and sound" Remarked the dapper demon, giving your head a gentle pat. A hand remained on your belly, still gently tapping out a slow and soothing rhythm. The gentle touches, the feeling of a body supporting yours..it made you feel weary, feeling your eyelids start to droop.

Word were unfound as you closed your eyes, listening to him hum, feeling the gentle tapping slow to just resting. You fought a yawn and failed, bringing a chuckle out of the demon. You'd frown, pout even, if you had the energy to. You felt your heart slow, your body settle down for snoozing, comforted by the presence of another. It's not long before you fully drift off, the tune the radio demon was humming still lingering in your mind, his gentle touch making you feel safe and without worry.

[heycupcake]

Recently reached RTD's era after watching the whole Classic, and I just want to say, I was not prepared for the fanfic vibes whiplash. Like, the Doctor is now the LAST of his species and became known as some ominous bringer of destruction, the companions receive main character treatment and, furthermore, hanky-panky is now officially happening inside the Tardis? This is a textbook AU self-insert

I'm enjoying it. We finished 9 (I'm happy that despite his short run he managed to heal a bit from the Time War, but I shall miss him) and started 10 (please someone give him a zero room, also he's so going to commit war crimes). Everything feels a bit more "human-centric" than before, which I'm not sure I like, but the stories are very entertaining, and the characters have a lot of strength. One of my favorite moments so far is Rose's outburst in Bad Wolf, when she just can't deal with the prospect of a normal life after traveling with the Doctor. It still haunts my head.

But still, because I can't bear the thought of Gallifrey being destroyed and the Doctor Nyssaing himself, I'm going to headcanon the whole revival era into a separate universe where all the events from the Classic still happened, but the original Classic is safe somewhere far far away from any Time War and everyone is living happily ever after

[tokyoteddywolf]

22 isn't very much at all, I think.

[signaturecurlymess]

To be so for real?

One Piece was meant for the female/gay gaze and no one can tell me otherwise because LOOK

YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE LOOK AT THESE FINE ASS MEN

And Luffy is just??? I love him so

[genericpoetryblog]

godddd im back on my bullshit thinking about whalefalls again

specifically the whole speciation/evolutionary stepping stone thing where they allow certain species to move, adapt, and disperse in new environments through the resources that they create simply by dying. Literally hundreds of species take advantage of one when it happens. So many species are fundamentally altered by a resource oasis hundreds of times more effective than marine snow.

fuckkk all im thinking about is shit like. one body. one death. yet a body that, depending on certain conditions, could take up to a CENTURY to be fully returned to the entropy it came from.

That shit can be considered an actual fuckin. Biome. a whole biome in a single creature.

Imagine you, a single cell or near single cell microorganism being the latest in a generational line that spans back so far that your line has evolved and speciated from its origin point before the whale fell.

Imagine you, with a lifespan of days or weeks living in rotting flesh that will presumably take up to a full century to fully consume

Imagine you, your entire bloodline, your whole world living off one body. Alive off of corpse-fat and marrow, consuming your god as it transforms you into something unrecognizable

[jitters-barista]

To those of you who are from tiktok and moving here. THIS IS NOT TIKTOK 2.0

i love this site and i do not want it it to be tiktok, dont get me wrong I liked tiktok a lot and im pissed its banned but tumblr is not the same at all. A lot of people have put down the “rules of this site” and genuinely go read them.

there is no censorship here other then like actual nsfw images and thats kinda flexible tbh

you’re not gonna go viral here. not really.

dont walk into someones house and tell them you dont like the decor when you havent been invited. ships of all kind happen here and its not worth it to argue. fucking walk away and ignore it. ragebait doesnt really go well either. you just get blocked.

DO NOT tell old tumblr users they are doing it wrong. i have seen that already and its ridiculous

If you dont like tumblr as it is rn. leave. its clearly not ur jam.

[smrtnik07]

shirooooooo....

[buqbite]

My thoughts here mainly revolve around YSA as the mary sue/female lead type character:

She goes from being this perfect woman to. just being a woman. And my idea is that the weight gain isn't there to make her "unconventionally attractive," or whatever other dumb phrase you wanna use to avoid calling someone ugly, but to make her conventionally attractive, yet realistic.

Instead of looking like a skinny waifu character, she looks like a skinny human woman. Her hair swaying in the nonexistent wind isn't as perfect, her magic blush is missing and she has eyebags. She's still hot, just more human.

[wndaswife]

im screaming this is giving mommy wanda realness

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Around tumblr lately I’ve seen people with the opinion that not only are free roaming cats bad (correct) but also supervised cats in catios or on leashes (????). I assume it must stem from that “ecology of fear” post from a few months ago, but to me the sudden appearance of these kinds of posts just strikes me as odd. I’ve seen multiple posts like the below one in just this week.

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If your cat is contained to your yard/catio/the sidewalk, then it still allows for predator-free safe places in your neighbourhood for wildlife, and creates predictability for them too. That’s one of the reasons why hiking trails ask people to stay on the trail— so you (and your dog, horse, cat, etc) can safely enjoy nature while still giving it space. It is possible to exist outdoors in natural spaces like that while maintaining wildlife comfort. If it wasn’t possible to do that, dog-friendly or (even just hiking trails in general, since humans are predators too) simply wouldn’t exist.

The problem with free roaming cats is that they break boundaries between human area (ie. trail, back porch) and wildlife area (foliage, etc) and there is nowhere the wildlife can go to exist that is safe from predators.

Idk, this is just my opinion but I just think there can be more nuance to the outdoor/free roaming cat issue than “never let your cat step outside under any circumstance”.

[fl00mie]

istg it hurts to be an ink lover/fan/enjoyer in the eyes of those outside the fandom

ink might seem like an op sans for no reason at first impression and i can understand why people think that.. he travels through universes, he's the only character in his world (the one who's known as the most overrated character in the game which makes it even more repellent, i guess), among other reasons

i haven't seen almost any direct hate towards him (referring to canon, the genuine hate i've seen so far has been based on underverse, that although it's quite likely his image has been tarnished by the series, i want to refer more to those who aren't familiar with AUs in general) but, since i returned to this community i notice how he's not referred to as a fan favorite (anymore?), at least in the popular videos i find on youtube and on twitter it's even worse, i've seen them call him overrated multiple times

it's the fact that i manage to empathize a lot with him that makes me feel.. a bit sad maybe? because he's more than just another meaningless sans, his story and personality are really good and the fact that he's a sans is just a preference of his creator, that may have aged poorly but it doesn't take away how good and complex the character still is

[untitled-tmnt-blog]

I absolutely HAD to draw something for @phoebepheebsphibs's DTIYS (based on this pose)! I decided to mix things up a bit by experimenting with a more limited color palette, which was a pretty fun challenge.

[arctic-bookclub]

i'm rewatching phil's day 2 qsmp prison vod after watching missa's vod and i want to list a couple of things i noticed and just, really like

whenever qmissa's near qphil he always goes to stand next to him

whenever qmissa is away from qphil he often looks around for qphil often asking ¿dónde está Philza?

whenever qphil is near qmissa he often stares at him either directly or in f5

they both focus on each other whenever there's a crowd

qphil sprints out of any and all open doors like a bird flying through a slightly cracked open cage door (a menace /positive)

whenever qmissa is looking for qphil, qphil is almost always in either solitary confinement or trying to escape the prison

qmissa desperately trying to help with the spanish words during the language classes (him screaming hints at qphil)

quacki, just all of quacki (I JUST HEAD HER SAY "i like being with you" AT QPHIL PIPIPIPI :((( )

both the ways qphil and qmissa latch onto each other (qmissa standing by qphil's side, qphil staring at qmissa from a distance) are something you'll easily miss from the other's pov (qmissa often stands just a bit away from qphil's line of sight, qphil often stands further away or behind qmissa)

ghostbit was clearly visible in qmissa's pov multiple times but somehow he kept missing him

when quacki asks qphil if he'll go on a date with qmissa if she places down a trapdoor for him, he says "yeah- yeah i've- i've been on- i've been on- y'know- yeah" (can you tell what part of the vod i'm on rn) like hello?? sir??

the way qphil just, dips from confrontations with the guards like idk how to explain it but the way he just jumps into conversation after another escape attempt while the guards are still shooting at him is unparalleled

[m0ntylee]

*Trips* Oh! *Drops my paper's* oh no! Not my notes on the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde lore! *Looks at you* Not my notes on the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde lore. *Looks at you* Not my.. No, I'm sorry-sorry not my *fumbles with paper* I dropped my notes on the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde lore! *Looks at you*

[winterstarfall]

aemond reaching to touch helaena’s arm gently then stopping at the last moment. does he even know how to show physical affection that he isn’t paying for or isn’t being used in some twisted way to cause pain. he doesn’t know how to be gentle with the most gentle person in his family. she’s the only person we’ve seen him beg to. he’ll threaten to kill her with tears in his eye and she can’t pretend to be afraid of him. she knows he’s going to die and he goes to it anyway.

something something poison and comfort.

[gojoest]

good night lovers in my phone