#it really cracks me up

[dopaminestarvedsim]

eggie was too stunned to speak - how did juni's new hobby become her problem? 🤣

[leohtttbriar]

struggling to figure out why they decided to use this scene to emphasize the height difference here. at prom the height difference wasn't even this obvious, despite the fact that their fights starts with sam barefoot and tory in heels. like, the first time tory approaches sam with the intention of asking for help and not to fight is the first scene where you realize she stands a full head taller than sam? like, here's this giant girl but she's not dangerous anymore? like a retired-from-the-dog-races greyhound. all shaky-leg. big frickin eyes. just wants something soft to land on.

[didhewinkback]

thinking ab how the entire premise of dwd hinges on the belief that the average white american incel's biggest dream is to be a british man who wears nice suits, works a middling corporate job and loves going down on his wife

[sunflowerjune]

Me: I'm getting wool socks for Christmas

Kindergarten student who overheard: I hate wrool schmocks.

[eddis-not-eeddis]

Nutritious treats (basically fancy shaped dog food) are what I've been giving Zee, who has no appetite right now. Telling her they are treats makes her eager to eat them. I've put them down where she can reach them, so now she is "sneaking" them. The thing is, I can see and hear her very plainly, but she keeps giving me the side eye and acting all proud of herself when she gets away with each new theft. Zee is happy because she believes she is enacting a successful heist and I am happy because she is eating, so it is a win-win.

[blluespirit]

there are so many amazing and powerful benders in atla but what i love about zuko is that whether or not he can use his bending in that moment has zero (0) bearing on how much he’s going to absolutely kick your ass. no bending? that’s fine - he’s got swords. no swords or bending? that’s fine - he’s literally just going to beat you up. if you’re REALLY unlucky then you get all three. as a treat.

[ninyard]

fox tweets (pt.2)

[fanaticalthings]

Broke: "Dick Grayson was upset at a new kid taking over his mantle because he doesn't think Jason will be good enough as Robin"

Woke: "Dick is upset at Jason, not because he's suddenly taking over the mantle he created, but because Jason isn't nearly feral enough of a child to drive Bruce insane in Dick's place"

Dick: You wanna be my successor? Go swing from that chandelier right now.

Jason:

Dick: As a matter of fact, I need to see you crawling all over the walls. Make a ruckus, break some furniture

Jason: But Bruce-

Dick: SCREW Bruce. Your job as my new brother is to make his life HELL. Why are you so polite? Why are you so calm? Where's your DRIVE, your PASSION, huh? You may be worthy of the title of Robin, but are you WORTHY of being my disaster brother?

Jason, a little scared: I dont-

Dick, scoffing: The youth these days just don't rebel like they used to.

[royalarchivist]

Richarlyson: i am taking sun

Phil: The moon is out.

Richarlyson: dont tell me its night tio. i do not believe on signs and astrology.

Phil: I mean—

[palossssssand]

Finally able to share my piece done for @inkpopzine ! “I Gave 1000 Super Sea Snails to this Urchin” live Spyke reaction

[ryllen]

i found some fanarts & fanvid [ x.x.x ] and watched a bit of book 7 playthrough where sebek cried

[conkeybong]

‘my son brought us to this place. for YOU. look at him!’

‘🥺’

[formulaonedirection]

new mclaren strategy just dropped

[mctwinkdom]

Not the anime girl legs 😭 (X)

[wrinkleintime]

enterprise text posts: featuring t'pol my beloved <3

+ BONUS

was a toss up on which screencap to use for girls night! so you get BOTH. ft. archer hanging with the girlies in the labyrinthine catacombs beneath the city <3

[ruyakasunshine]

my brother was talking about one of his teacher and he pulls a "I swear if verstappen isn't here tomorrow I'll be mad"

so turns out he has a teacher called verstappen

and also a supervisor called leclerc.

these two really do find each other in every universe, uh?