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Made two side dishes and slow-cooker curry and I finally feel like I’m home again

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Jet lag is killing me

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*moving expired potions from the shelf labeled Healing to the shelf labeled Poisons*

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Source

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if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

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“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

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True equality was reached in Jurassic Park 1993 with Robert Muldoon and Dr. Ellie Sattler wearing the same length shorts.

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i love john brosio paintings bc theyll be an absolute gut punch that forces you to consider your own morality like two earthlings and they will also be Big Crab

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I wonder what People Who Really Like Trains liked best before trains. the first sights of the first trains in history must’ve hit those brains like a galaxy going off.

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No one fell in love with me at the heated saltwater outdoor pool on the bank of the river as cold wind swept past me but frankly if they had it would have been a nuisance, as it would have distracted me from the heated saltwater outdoor pool on the bank of the river as cold wind swept past me.

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When you are posting on tumblr, do not add your commentary to the text of the post, in case others disagree with you and the original poster may come and say to you, "Make your own post," and then you will be in disgrace. But when you post, add your commentary to the tags, so that when the original poster sees them, they may say to you, ‘Friend, do not hide this in the tags'; then you will be honored in the presence of all who blog with you.

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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

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See, it's important that Christianity started with the execution of the founder, and then endured 300 years of its followers being brutally killed for their beliefs, because then for the rest of time, we understood that the only way truth and goodness can triumph is if people would rather die than do evil.