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enterprise text posts: featuring t'pol my beloved <3
+ BONUS
was a toss up on which screencap to use for girls night! so you get BOTH. ft. archer hanging with the girlies in the labyrinthine catacombs beneath the city <3
#i too wake up everyday saying SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME and then i go to work :)#and how am i expected to act normal when theres literally sounds!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is asking the real questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!#star trek#star trek enterprise#t'pol#enterprise text posts#mine#the way archer is looking into the camera in the he's not my boyfriend one cracks me up. he's really just some guy t'pol drags around.#anyway this whole set was so fun ive been making these like one at a time for months and have finally accumulated enough for a full post <3
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It's all about the intricate rituals.
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Screencaps: trekcore.com
#glitter's star trek shitposts#star trek#enterprise#star trek enterprise#shrancher#commander shran#jonathan archer#st#st ent#glitter's shitposts#text posts on pictures
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Enterprise textposts pt. 4 🖖
I recently rewatched Two Days and Two Nights, can you tell? 😂 Istg it’s actually my favourite episode from season one, who doesn’t love a beach vacation that goes so horrifically wrong that no one can talk about it afterwards?!
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 101
Constantine: Saying "hm, must be the curse," and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby.
Duke: I got a new job. I sit behind white CEOs when they have to testify before congress so they don't look so racist.
Duke: Every fifteen minutes I just whisper some nonsense at them.
[Earlier]
Duke, whispering to Tim: The texture of quiche is unsettling.
Selina: Cats are so good. There's just a lil guy in my house! We hug! We don't speak the same language! We're best friends! He bites me!
#dc incorrect quotes#dc comics#dc#john constantine#batfam#duke thomas#the signal#tim drake#red robin#robin#wayne enterprises#selina kyle#catwoman#twitter#tweets#funny#tumblr text post#funny tumblr post#b99#brooklyn 99#batkids#batbros#comics#cats#funny incorrect quotes#timothy jackson drake#batboys#batfamily
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Are they a stoner? TNG edition
Picard: Used to smoke like a chimney back in his academy days. Quit once he had to get that heart replacement.
Riker: Oh 100% used to hot box his academy room. But once he got stationed on the Pegasus he reeled it back. He still lights up on Risa though.
Data: No, THC has no impact on him. However he does want to understand the human social custom of “puff puff pass.”
Geordi: He uses edibles for his chronic pain and headaches but only when on shore leave. Maybe while off-duty if the pain is really bad but he doesn’t want to impede the effectiveness of his visor.
Troi: Not only is she hitting the elaborate Betazoid pipe her mom sent her, she is recommending edibles to anxious crew members. By far the biggest stoner on the Enterprise.
Worf: No. If it’s not prune juice or blood wine, he doesn’t want it… Okay, he tried smoking with Deanna ONCE and hated it.
Dr. Crusher: In her youth she dabbled with edibles but was never a smoker. She prescribes medical marijuana (only ever edibles) w/ Troi’s recommendation to her patients.
Wesley: He always said he would be straight edge his entire life, but then he went to Starfleet Academy…We all know the rest.
Guinan: She’s either straight edge or a plug for the Enterprise. I’m not sure. But if I had to go through the shit she has, I sure as hell would be rolling blunts in Ten Forward.
Yar: She most definitely got smoked, but not in the fun way.
O’Brien: No (until DS9 at least).
#tng#star trek#data soong#tasha yar#deanna troi#captain picard#jean luc picard#will riker#commander riker#geordi la forge#worf son of mogh#tng worf#star trek the next generation#text post#data tng#guinan#uss enterprise#dr crusher#beverly crusher#wesley crusher
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A Polyamorous Couple at Local Gay Alien Bar Looking for Their Fem Presenting Third
#star trek enterprise#star trek#tuckerreed#star trek text post#star trek memes#conversation isn’t very tasteful BUT look at them guys look at them#the way they are both tonguing their cheeks LMAO
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Y'all I've been lacking in the boiled one Phenomenon department. I'm sorry y'all :[
They'll be more soon!. Also I thank u guys so much for the love on my little boiled one and t.o.e fanart. Never thought it'd get so much love!💖✨
#doctor nowhere#the boiled one phenomenon#t.o.e#the organate enterprise#seriously tho thank u guys so much.#text post
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Star Trek as ao3 tags p2.
#star trek#AO3 tags#ao3#funny text posts#funny tags#star trek voyager#star trek enterprise#Star Trek TNG#Star Trek: The Next Generation
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Another fake social media interaction, because they make me cackle.
(Idk how twitter works, I never go there)
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ione <3 (@metatheknight) retweeted @HNMOfficial - 16th May, 4024
literally NOBODY wants to have sex with you
Holy NightMare (@HNMOfficial) retweeted @metatheknight - 19th May, 4024
Your mother did.
ione <3 (@metatheknight) retweeted @HNMOfficial - 19th May, 4024
actually kill yourself
ione <3 (@metatheknight) retweeted @metatheknight - 23rd July, 4026
you guys are never gonna guess who i just figured out my biological father is
#kirby series#kirby au#au#my au#k:sj au#meta knight#kirby meta knight#k:sj ione / meta knight#nightmare kirby#nightmare enterprises#k:sj nightmare#cw kys joke#shitpost#text#sincerely - mod bugthing#canon interaction between these two btw#yes HNM had a Twitter before being exploded#and Ione made himself an account literally just to bully them when he heard about their account#he still has the account and uses it to post pics and bully bigots (as he should)
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i have a feeling the fat ones are going to be quite popular after this frontier day
#uss enterprise d#star trek picard#picard spoilers#text post#tagging ships like characters now apparently
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enterprise text posts: featuring starfleet’s most reluctant astronaut, hoshi <3
#in my head I think I could be in starfleet but then I think about the events in an average episode of star trek and it’s like.#how DO they not cry all the time.#star trek enterprise#hoshi sato#star trek#enterprise text posts#she's my best girl <33#she’s everything#i saw the dark energy in the kitchen post first and immediately knew what to do. i love those scenes. i yell CARROTS often while cooking.
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Are you alive? Take 2
I'm on a roll.
#glitter's star trek shitposts#star trek enterprise#star trek#malcolm reed#hoshi sato#text posts on pictures#glitter's shitposts
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This is Malcolm Reed coded.
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Faith of the Heart made it onto my Spotify Wrapped playlist and no I won’t being explaining how that happened
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i miss trip
#i legally have to post this every so often or else#or else what you may ask#i don’t know#if i were to rewatch an enterprise episode rn…….#text
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Watching episode 16 S1 and I’m shipping Malcolm and Trip hard. Like I was lowkey before that episode but this one, this one is the one. Cold, oxygen deprived, sloshed, shivering. And they BOND. It’s a great time. And the way Trip sets up the candle LMAO, funny af
Malcolm is so dramatic I love it. Him opening up too is everything.
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