#Philza

[ezskateschaos]

DID YOU JUST EAT MY SON?!?!

I was lost in the wheezing for a good 10 minutes….

So many good moments of Sneeg and Crinkle this stream…but this had to be one of the greatest moments from Sneegsnag the realm smp streams so far

Clip from Sneegsnag The realm smp stream vod 19/12/24

The ex husbands arc is starting off with a bang that’s for sure lol

[mcytimagedescribed]

[ID: A chart captioned "Every friend group has the"... The chart has members of the Dream SMP Syndicate labeled with which member of the friend group they are. Ranboo is the "active suicide risk". Techno is the "10/10". Phil is the "needs to retake the 'am I gay quiz'".

Connor is the "cannibalised first in plane crash scenario". Niki is the all caps "Xanax prescription ASAP". and Harpocrates is the "missing person". All of the characters are represented by fanart except for Harpocrates, who instead has a screenshot of their empty chair at the Syndicate meeting table. End ID.]

The syndicate aka disaster book club

[cloudster-clown]

i did a deathduo secret santa on twitter, i love the way it came out so here it is too :D

the gift belongs to @/cerisestarfruit on twitter ^^

[beecryptic]

You fed my son to your snail??

[elstercat]

My brain can't decide if realm Philza is a thin thing with an ax or unreasonable buff.

[westleywithatea]

so... the fans of Philza and his giant goddess wife, Kristin... were onto something.

If an alien race were the same size as these octopi, the females would be 6.6ft (2m) in height, and their males would only be 2.4cm tall.

Imagine seeing what you think is your alien comrade sitting alone with dinner, only to see a tiny figure dart across the table like a bug. It scurries up her arm and seems to plant a little kiss on her cheek. 

Surprise, she’s having dinner with her husband!

[pompadorbz]

Phil server lore is arguably the scariest because you never know; 1: if he's gonna strike, 2: HOW he's gonna strike, and 3: WHEN he's gonna strike. To me that guy is. a fucking wild card. He will do lore if he gets an idea that he likes and that is it. He turns off his webcam as a bit like every other stream because he KNOWS the association with doing that and lore is so strong in chat that its like our communal inside joke. One day he could use it for evil too like. what if he turns it off as a joke and then doesn't turn it back on. Just to watch in real time as chat goes from "ugh this bit again" to "...Did he forget to turn his webcam back on?" to "ogh fuck hes cooking something isnt he". Not likely but idk maybe one day he'll be feeling violent.

[cupidl0vesy0u]

Bird man being silly

how our heroes met philza

[spoiledlbleach]

"omg i love the realm's lineup!! all of my favorite streamers are there!!" the lineup in question:

[milder-manners]

Doomsdaytrio

[sneegsnitties]

stop calling baghera phils kid challenge failed apparently

[missycolorful]

welp, phil's getting attached to Crinkle, despite him clearly very much not wanting to get attached in the first place

[parvalunaskitty]

I've been thinking about rp!Phil's character arc lately, since Phil said they're all the same guy. So far, what we've got is:

-qsmp ends, Phil, Chayanne, and Lullah go to sleep at Rose's sanctuary, and Phil wakes up back in his hardcore world (with trouble remembering qsmp?)

-Phil spends a long time doing pretty much nothing but hardcore, even rejecting some invitations he received to join other SMPs

-Squidcraft, where Phil met up with his husband and a bunch of his friends, many of whom died before him (plus was just a generally traumatic experience all around)

-JoeSMP (dubiously canon), where the first thing Phil does is run off alone several thousand blocks away from everyone else

-The Realm, where Phil refuses to join a faction and moves out of the home he shares with Sneeg to do nothing but chop wood all alone

I know Phil has said that he doesn't have any lore planned for The Realm, but I can't help but be reminded of how on qsmp, after Phil got back from purgatory and reunited with his eggs, he told Chay and Lullah that if he hadn't gotten them back, he'd planned to isolate himself and become a hermit in chunk error valley. And look what's happened: Phil lost his kids (whether he fully remembers them or not), and now he's pretty consistently isolating himself (with the exception of Squidcraft, which honestly the trauma of that experience may have just served to reinforce his self isolation)

[solariscrow]

Okay, soooo!

What are your HCs in the relationships/dynamics that TR!Phil will have in the future?

Personally I'm interested to see what can come out of the dynamic between these two birds. I loved the relationship the two had during QSMP and Purgatory, and Bag running off to live with Phil reminded me of post-purcatory Bag.

So I'm crossing my fingers for more interactions later on, IF we even get more. (considering Phil having to leave and Baghera's schedule and more 😭)

[sw1ft-sniff]

The Paper companies want him

Trees fear him

[totallynotbat]

I can just imagine Phil standing on a wooden hutch with all the wood and Etoiles and Phil are like

Phil: I am the wood guardian. Guardian of wood.

Etoiles: Everyone quiver before him.

Phil: pointing at the other factions FUCK OFF.