#it looks so cheap

[astralaces]

did they get the immunity necklace from fucking spirit halloween

[joeroganexperience]

ive never given primus brown album a proper listen until recently and its literally their best album what was i even doing all this time

[jaythelay]

I'm not messing around with Steam's god awful review/comment system to post this, so here's my current opinion of Dead Rising Deluxe Remaster, I genuinely suggest reading it, it's not the fanboy/fanboy but madder perspective, it's just the consumer perspective entirely, as in, is this even worth buying? Is this a product you can trust, and is this a company, or such behavior, you feel should be rewarded and normalized accross the industry.

It's not about "oh mi guwad they replaszed TKKIRK REAL FRANK THE WEST VA!?" nor is it just hating remakes or whatever, this really is the opinion you won't see anyone bother with in most circles.

First I reccomend reading my review and comments here and then keep reading below.

as a tl;dr, they legitimately did not improve anything over the original, yes you can store costumes, they added a walkway to the vent, and auto-saves/checkpoints, that's it. Otherwise they simply changed artistry and added a shit ton of new bugs while not touching any of the original bugs. Gameplay feels definitively, unarguably, worse, a crowd of zombies is no longer fun to see nor take out and every weapon feels severely inaccurate and so slow that you'll alwa- ALWAYS get grabbed before landing a hit, most egregious with the baseball bat which is now completely and utterly function-less. They removed small features like groggy walking, and added new bugs like zombies spawning inside pillars. They also, deadass, binded an audio file to the C key that you can spam. It's really, really amateur embarrassing.

Don't buy it unless you're okay with a worse Dead Rising 1. Straight up, that's my review, if you wanted more of the genre, this is more of that genre but Budget, Bargain Bin. Really, really cheap, but not in that price! No no no! They individualized all 30+ of the costumes as 5-7$ DLC. No you cannot change what you wear alongside them, so no Ijiek Jacket and Brown Hair, only All of Chuck Greene or None of Chuck Greene. Don't buy the DLC if you care about yourself, genuinely.

That's it. That's the small of it all. Now read the real thing while you pretend to shit.

Apparently there's an update coming out, I hope it addresses quite a lot. The drunk guy still gets stuck not functioning as he did in the original, meaning your only option is making him defect. It's bugs of the original meeting bugs of the remake that really just…make me ask, is the Only fucking thing they did outside of adding bugs, just redoing the artistry of the original? Is that really it? There was nothing else considered?

Like seriously think of the state of this industry where Dead Ass they remade a game solely, with the only objective, being to change the artistry. That is how much credence and importance we have placed upon Graphics in the GAMING Industry. It's foul. The original easily could've been improved upon, I'm just asking, where's that improvement? Oh, the…visuals. Yeah, see, I PLAY games? I know you're a CEO who doesn't, but maybe???? Maybe???? Play game? Play game. You're in charge of games in the gaming industry and you won't play games. Congrats, you failed upwards.

As both fan and consumer I'm bewildered by the state of the product. It's…just worse. It really is. Outside of checkpoints, the game crashed day 3 of infinite mode! Like they couldn't even test that! Zombies have a longer grab range and most weapons don't hit! At All! And aiming your melee attacks has NEVER been so fucking difficult, my god!

There's so many VERY simple avenues to take just to improve, and there's…actually none. None what so ever. I'm fucking confused man, who approved this? Who seriously said "Nothing BUT graphics" and moved the fuck on!? How!? How did they make a REAL title, into what feels like a BUDGET title? This is almost BARGAIN bin at times guys, like, jesus it's deeply embarrassing, I can't remember anything I even like, I just remember not having a good time, not angry, not frustrated, just…ultimately not in the mood anymore. I was bored the second I launched the game.

There's no loading screen flares? It's just a fucking LINE now?? my GOD what happened??? What? It just WASN'T good looking? Really? Couldn't think of a way to adapt any of it? You chose a line, you fucking lose you dorkass.

I really gotta ask why they'd re-release the exact same game when people were playing that exact same game the whole time before the release? Playtest. Just playtest! My god! Unionize, fire the CEO, put someone who's touched games before, in charge. You'll be better off. At the least like…I'm not upset enough to care that much. I don't even know if I want to leave this review because people REALLY want to like this but guys? Guys!?? You can play the original RIGHT NOW, and see it's better!? Straight up, do a review and see how quickly the bugs of the remake just pile on, every section, every minute there's something happening that just makes you go "Ew, how did they not see that?"

It's REALLY boring too, like they managed to make a crowd of zombies FRUSTRATING, not cool, not fun, frustrating. You can either wade through them with 0 problems, or try taking them out and, ohohoho, that's a terrible idea, because every attack leaves you open, they removed most I-frames, except they made you invincible in the air, they no longer have the groggy walk when you get grabbed a bunch, there's a consistent error when just aiming with anything after throwing something, zombies are spawning inside of walls and pillars??? Spawning in T positions, bosses dying in T positions, they upscaled the original textures and believe me when I say, 2x was not enough, it was not enough for these 512x512 occassionally 1024x1024 textures. 4x only seems absurd because it's so low res.

I seriously just keep having a dwindling opinion of this game. The artists did great on the uh, graphics n whatnot, as always they have the brunt of the easiest most budgeted part of the work with considerably little oversight, then the fucking developers were chained to open freezers and blackened basements, kept at arms reach of a keyboard to make any fucking changes what so ever to this god damn game, let alone fixes.

You really, really are JUST paying to see new visuals. I cannot stress this enough. You Have To Manually Change The Mall Music, or it Loops. I am Not Kidding this is IN the REMAKE right NOW this cannot be mistaken as a joke, go look, it's fucking insane how bad it is.

I just can't. I can't anymore. I wanted to keep the hype but I guarantee, I guarantee, nobody, is moving to this fucking remake over the original, I just don't see it happening. I see it being treated as a separate, but worse, entity to the original 2 games. This is as close to a traditional Dead Rising 3 as we're gonna realistically get, and it's preeeeeetty bad. If that update doesn't address literally all of that and a FUCK load more? I can't in good conscious keep a positive rating. It's here now because I do want to see a remake for the sequel, I genuinely think they'll do a better job with it, but this? This is just…lame. It's a lame way to bring the series back. From artistry downgrades, VA downgrades, stealing from artists etc etc, it's just lame.

I want to stress that, despite all of this? It's still Dead Rising (genre), it's got elements that are good, I just…as a consumer? One who has standards? What the fuck? Straight up, what the fuck? I just want to ask that and see them squabble through all these problems, completely without provocation. "What the fuck?" "Wh- whaddya mean? Do, do you mean the fact we just keybinded an audiofile to C?" "What the fuck?" "D-do you mean, loading a suspended point deletes it and then when you inevitably crash you're just fucked?" "What the fuck?" "D-d-do you mean the zombies spawning in walls?"

Because at the end of the day, ONE playtest, a SINGLE TIME PLAYING THIS GAME, would have a CHANGELOG, of BUGS TO FIX. One's that are APPARENT FROM THE VERY START, Like the Helicopter Culling, oh my god that's so embarrassing it's the first SECONDS of the GAME!

They either, A, said YES to these problems, or B, DIDN'T, EVEN, KNOW. Which is even, fucking, worse, and yet, it's the KINDER perspective. Ignorance is at least mockable, choosing to keep these bugs? Embarrassing, deeply, deeply so, it goes down in history, as embarrassing, it isn't simply mocked, it becomes a tradition, one kids ask the context for from their grandparents. You do NOT choose to have these bugs. And yet, I almost guarantee, because they're holding out on that update? [i]It definitely fucking was.[/i]

And they're not beholden, to any update. They can just choose not to release it. They very much can just have a Bullshotted version of the game, that, is LEGAL thanks to US courts. I'm not making bets, I'm just saying, there's 0 promise, and 0 holding them to it. As the game is, this is it, this is the product you bought and may very well own forever from now. Just because they chose to alter course doesn't make that reality any less real. They did not need to put the consumer in this position, at all. If the game needed more polish, it needed more polish, I didn't even catch the fact they released it the same month as the game takes place, that's cute, but as a consumer, I'd prefer a full fucking game please, jesus.

Thing is too, they hid alot behind Pre-Order bonuses, like the afforementioned, Mall Music, if you buy the game now with nothing else, I sure hope you like Only One of the Mall Soundtracks from the original on LOOP!

So now? I heavily don't reccomend it. All the costumes were sold individually and for way too high a cost, as they've done every fucking remake thus far, and it's still, just as disgusting to make easily made and once free content, 5-7$ individually. Lest we forget, Capcom sold Cheats for OTR, they're not exactly pro-consumer.

You'll effectively have to pay extra for the full game and the full game ain't worth the price of entry as is.

[youre-dreaming-302]

More Photos from my digital camera (7.2 megapixels)

[bizarrelovetriangel]

Hirohiko Araki unveils his first public art, The Fountain Boy, located at Osaka Station.

[spirk-trek]

really love that for the metron design they went with "androgynous angel dressed head to toe in glitter"

[bunnieswithknives]

Creepy old guy

[micamone]

hewwo

[temeyes]

he is legally blind, your honor

[ink-the-artist]

hi! hope you’re having a good day/night. wondering if you had any tip for achieving phosphorescence/fluorescence with colored pencils? i’ve been getting back into drawing after a long art block and wanted to draw some glow in the dark toys but i’ve been struggling to give a good actual green glow on a dark background. thought i’d ask since you’re incredible with colored pencil!

oh prismacolor neon colored pencils are perfect for this, they only have 3 colors (orange, yellow, and pink) but i think this is the closest thing to what ur describing that ive used in my own art

some of these are more subdued than others, i blend the neon color and a regular color (the neon pencils also have harder lead so are good for blending with) it creates this really nice underglow that i cant achieve with the regular colors. the more subtle ones have less of the neon color blended in and the brighter ones have more. the neon colors are really bright and vibrant it surprised me the first time i used one. my scanner does not pick up neon colors tho (idk if all scanners are like that) so I have to photograph the art instead whenever i use neon colors

im sure other brands have neon colors u can do this with (and other mediums too) this is just what i do

[stealingpotatoes]

I FINISHED MY FINAL PAPER (and therefore my degree????!!!!) WOO!!!!

commissions are re-opening tomorrow (may 24) as planned!!

[thepunkmuppet]

i miss the desaturated high contrast colour palette of supernatural seasons 1 and 2 i miss the desaturated high contrast colour palette of supernatural seasons 1 and 2 i miss the desaturated high contrast colour palette of supernatural seasons 1 and 2 i miss the desaturated high contrast colour palette of supernatural seasons 1 and 2

[eff-exor]

raccoon girl of tumblr for realz

[nataranta]

Court Jester who only makes bad puns and King who laughs at them anyway

[screwpinecaprice]

Infinite kisses

[bluerosefox]

Same As The Day I Lost You

I...

This came to me as I'm making dinner so I'll be quick.

What if we mix deaged Danny and twin/older sibling (either one works) Damian, AND he gets tossed to his sibling in a last minute escape.

Like what if he was fighting Vlad who was doing his whole "denounce your father and join me as my son Daniel!" Thing while in the Zone and knocks Danny into something that's floating in the Zone with the ability to deage or was hit by a new Fenton or Plasmius invention while fighting in town that accidentally deages him.

Danny, who in this was adopted, gets put back to the age of six. The same age he had been found by Jazz in a 'haunted' forest Jack and Maddie were visiting/investigating while also using that time as a family vacation. (They were shocked to see a little boy with a stab wound bleeding out and rushed him to the nearby town, almost completely forgetting about the glowing green tiny puddle they found nearby and bagged most of it as evidence when they heard Jazz's scream of terror over finding the hurt little boy)

The sudden revert into that traumatized age, along with the child response to a fight or flight scenario, and add Danny's deepest need/wish to be protected his child fogged mind wishes to go to the one person who always made him feel safe.

His twin/older brother.

Just as quick as it was with Danny being turned into a child, his ghost powers ripped open a portal and sent Danny to the person he wants to be with...

Only he didn't know that right at that moment his seventeen year old twin/older brother is currently fighting the League with his family's help (his mother was trying to convince him to return to the League and be it's heir) in Nanda Parbat (the very place Damian lost the last/only person he knew loved him without any strings attached.)

So imagine everyone's face when a portal opened up, some muttering its a new pit being formed before them or something, and crawling out of it is a very scared and confused six year old Danny.