#but nah man

[virtualcarrot]

Always sparring a thought for how essentialist racism discourse has become, but especially today as I think of this guy that I met two days ago, whom I sincerely believed had origins from the Maghreb/Middle East, and who it turns out is merely part Spanish--with all that entails of historical intermingling, sure, but far away enough that he didn't have anyone to point to as a reference of racialization

Anyway, that "white" dude keeps getting stopped and frisked whenever he's in an airport

[complete-clownery]

Two more months and I'll open commissions guys fr this time lol

[grapecaseschoices]

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[vulpiximisa]

The Haikyuu theme but every season it just gets faster

[0jamajos]

not to be a bitter hater but I just thought of the Ojamajo Doremi anniversary movie and felt disappointed and underwhelmed all over again

[avo-kat]

heres a joke:

leftists that arent vegan

[jaythelay]

I'm not messing around with Steam's god awful review/comment system to post this, so here's my current opinion of Dead Rising Deluxe Remaster, I genuinely suggest reading it, it's not the fanboy/fanboy but madder perspective, it's just the consumer perspective entirely, as in, is this even worth buying? Is this a product you can trust, and is this a company, or such behavior, you feel should be rewarded and normalized accross the industry.

It's not about "oh mi guwad they replaszed TKKIRK REAL FRANK THE WEST VA!?" nor is it just hating remakes or whatever, this really is the opinion you won't see anyone bother with in most circles.

First I reccomend reading my review and comments here and then keep reading below.

as a tl;dr, they legitimately did not improve anything over the original, yes you can store costumes, they added a walkway to the vent, and auto-saves/checkpoints, that's it. Otherwise they simply changed artistry and added a shit ton of new bugs while not touching any of the original bugs. Gameplay feels definitively, unarguably, worse, a crowd of zombies is no longer fun to see nor take out and every weapon feels severely inaccurate and so slow that you'll alwa- ALWAYS get grabbed before landing a hit, most egregious with the baseball bat which is now completely and utterly function-less. They removed small features like groggy walking, and added new bugs like zombies spawning inside pillars. They also, deadass, binded an audio file to the C key that you can spam. It's really, really amateur embarrassing.

Don't buy it unless you're okay with a worse Dead Rising 1. Straight up, that's my review, if you wanted more of the genre, this is more of that genre but Budget, Bargain Bin. Really, really cheap, but not in that price! No no no! They individualized all 30+ of the costumes as 5-7$ DLC. No you cannot change what you wear alongside them, so no Ijiek Jacket and Brown Hair, only All of Chuck Greene or None of Chuck Greene. Don't buy the DLC if you care about yourself, genuinely.

That's it. That's the small of it all. Now read the real thing while you pretend to shit.

Apparently there's an update coming out, I hope it addresses quite a lot. The drunk guy still gets stuck not functioning as he did in the original, meaning your only option is making him defect. It's bugs of the original meeting bugs of the remake that really just…make me ask, is the Only fucking thing they did outside of adding bugs, just redoing the artistry of the original? Is that really it? There was nothing else considered?

Like seriously think of the state of this industry where Dead Ass they remade a game solely, with the only objective, being to change the artistry. That is how much credence and importance we have placed upon Graphics in the GAMING Industry. It's foul. The original easily could've been improved upon, I'm just asking, where's that improvement? Oh, the…visuals. Yeah, see, I PLAY games? I know you're a CEO who doesn't, but maybe???? Maybe???? Play game? Play game. You're in charge of games in the gaming industry and you won't play games. Congrats, you failed upwards.

As both fan and consumer I'm bewildered by the state of the product. It's…just worse. It really is. Outside of checkpoints, the game crashed day 3 of infinite mode! Like they couldn't even test that! Zombies have a longer grab range and most weapons don't hit! At All! And aiming your melee attacks has NEVER been so fucking difficult, my god!

There's so many VERY simple avenues to take just to improve, and there's…actually none. None what so ever. I'm fucking confused man, who approved this? Who seriously said "Nothing BUT graphics" and moved the fuck on!? How!? How did they make a REAL title, into what feels like a BUDGET title? This is almost BARGAIN bin at times guys, like, jesus it's deeply embarrassing, I can't remember anything I even like, I just remember not having a good time, not angry, not frustrated, just…ultimately not in the mood anymore. I was bored the second I launched the game.

There's no loading screen flares? It's just a fucking LINE now?? my GOD what happened??? What? It just WASN'T good looking? Really? Couldn't think of a way to adapt any of it? You chose a line, you fucking lose you dorkass.

I really gotta ask why they'd re-release the exact same game when people were playing that exact same game the whole time before the release? Playtest. Just playtest! My god! Unionize, fire the CEO, put someone who's touched games before, in charge. You'll be better off. At the least like…I'm not upset enough to care that much. I don't even know if I want to leave this review because people REALLY want to like this but guys? Guys!?? You can play the original RIGHT NOW, and see it's better!? Straight up, do a review and see how quickly the bugs of the remake just pile on, every section, every minute there's something happening that just makes you go "Ew, how did they not see that?"

It's REALLY boring too, like they managed to make a crowd of zombies FRUSTRATING, not cool, not fun, frustrating. You can either wade through them with 0 problems, or try taking them out and, ohohoho, that's a terrible idea, because every attack leaves you open, they removed most I-frames, except they made you invincible in the air, they no longer have the groggy walk when you get grabbed a bunch, there's a consistent error when just aiming with anything after throwing something, zombies are spawning inside of walls and pillars??? Spawning in T positions, bosses dying in T positions, they upscaled the original textures and believe me when I say, 2x was not enough, it was not enough for these 512x512 occassionally 1024x1024 textures. 4x only seems absurd because it's so low res.

I seriously just keep having a dwindling opinion of this game. The artists did great on the uh, graphics n whatnot, as always they have the brunt of the easiest most budgeted part of the work with considerably little oversight, then the fucking developers were chained to open freezers and blackened basements, kept at arms reach of a keyboard to make any fucking changes what so ever to this god damn game, let alone fixes.

You really, really are JUST paying to see new visuals. I cannot stress this enough. You Have To Manually Change The Mall Music, or it Loops. I am Not Kidding this is IN the REMAKE right NOW this cannot be mistaken as a joke, go look, it's fucking insane how bad it is.

I just can't. I can't anymore. I wanted to keep the hype but I guarantee, I guarantee, nobody, is moving to this fucking remake over the original, I just don't see it happening. I see it being treated as a separate, but worse, entity to the original 2 games. This is as close to a traditional Dead Rising 3 as we're gonna realistically get, and it's preeeeeetty bad. If that update doesn't address literally all of that and a FUCK load more? I can't in good conscious keep a positive rating. It's here now because I do want to see a remake for the sequel, I genuinely think they'll do a better job with it, but this? This is just…lame. It's a lame way to bring the series back. From artistry downgrades, VA downgrades, stealing from artists etc etc, it's just lame.

I want to stress that, despite all of this? It's still Dead Rising (genre), it's got elements that are good, I just…as a consumer? One who has standards? What the fuck? Straight up, what the fuck? I just want to ask that and see them squabble through all these problems, completely without provocation. "What the fuck?" "Wh- whaddya mean? Do, do you mean the fact we just keybinded an audiofile to C?" "What the fuck?" "D-do you mean, loading a suspended point deletes it and then when you inevitably crash you're just fucked?" "What the fuck?" "D-d-do you mean the zombies spawning in walls?"

Because at the end of the day, ONE playtest, a SINGLE TIME PLAYING THIS GAME, would have a CHANGELOG, of BUGS TO FIX. One's that are APPARENT FROM THE VERY START, Like the Helicopter Culling, oh my god that's so embarrassing it's the first SECONDS of the GAME!

They either, A, said YES to these problems, or B, DIDN'T, EVEN, KNOW. Which is even, fucking, worse, and yet, it's the KINDER perspective. Ignorance is at least mockable, choosing to keep these bugs? Embarrassing, deeply, deeply so, it goes down in history, as embarrassing, it isn't simply mocked, it becomes a tradition, one kids ask the context for from their grandparents. You do NOT choose to have these bugs. And yet, I almost guarantee, because they're holding out on that update? [i]It definitely fucking was.[/i]

And they're not beholden, to any update. They can just choose not to release it. They very much can just have a Bullshotted version of the game, that, is LEGAL thanks to US courts. I'm not making bets, I'm just saying, there's 0 promise, and 0 holding them to it. As the game is, this is it, this is the product you bought and may very well own forever from now. Just because they chose to alter course doesn't make that reality any less real. They did not need to put the consumer in this position, at all. If the game needed more polish, it needed more polish, I didn't even catch the fact they released it the same month as the game takes place, that's cute, but as a consumer, I'd prefer a full fucking game please, jesus.

Thing is too, they hid alot behind Pre-Order bonuses, like the afforementioned, Mall Music, if you buy the game now with nothing else, I sure hope you like Only One of the Mall Soundtracks from the original on LOOP!

So now? I heavily don't reccomend it. All the costumes were sold individually and for way too high a cost, as they've done every fucking remake thus far, and it's still, just as disgusting to make easily made and once free content, 5-7$ individually. Lest we forget, Capcom sold Cheats for OTR, they're not exactly pro-consumer.

You'll effectively have to pay extra for the full game and the full game ain't worth the price of entry as is.

[sacreblugh]

new pfp wtf is up drama alert nation

[mossywizard]

Me and my baby sister crying over the same thing

[theorist-fox]

Can I interest you in some silly sex with Simon? 🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️

18+

Word count: 1k.

CW: nothing really. Just silly sex. Just giggling sex. Just I-need-to-give-this-man-some-humanity sex. Simon is ticklish and you find out, that's the plot.

Masterlist 🦊

𓇬 𓇬 𓇬 𓇬 𓇬 𓇬 𓇬 𓇬 𓇬

You look delectable straddling his hips.

Naked and soft, plump tits sitting prettily in his hands. His thumbs swipe idly around your perked nipples as you ride him slowly, early morning sun peeking through the curtains and lapping at your skin. What a way to wake up, what a sight.

He stares at your lips and how they part for him—something he still has to get used to, though he probably never truly will. How dulcet does his name sound if it’s your voice whispering it, how beautiful your eyes when they take in his face.

Soft hands are pressed on his chest for leverage, and you’re treating him with a view he keeps pinned to the forefront of his brain—gliding your cunt until you’re chock-full of him, stroking yourself until you’re shivering.

He likes it when he’s on top, sure. He’s used to taking the lead and orchestrating every detail, in and out of the job. 

But when you allow him to sit back and take it? Hell, sign him up. He’d do it every day. Especially when it’s this lazy sex here, in which you’re canting your hips to cum before he does, giving him the blissful chance of feeling you clench around him when he's still hard. 

Goosebumps rise under your nails as they graze down his chest and brush his stomach. Your hands wander blindly on his belly, then his sides, as you clock his eyes with your heavy ones, panting softly, idly—my beautiful, beautiful girl.

But then you inadvertently brush his ribs, and he stiffens—even squirms, and your movements come to a halt.

You blink as conscience returns to you slowly, and the room sinks into tense silence. His cock twitches inside of you when you tilt your head inquisitively, squinting your eyes.

Experimentally, you brush your fingertips against his ribs again, and his biceps flatten to his sides, trapping your hands.

Your eyes widen, and his do the same.

“Don’t.”

You gasp, “Oh my God.”

“Darling, no.” He warns, but you’ve clearly made up your mind already.

Your lips are curled in a smile that promises mischief, and he can only give up, sit back, and count his losses.

“Darling, yes.”

Simon feels your fingers wiggle under the tight press of his arms, but no matter his strength, they're seemingly useless against that playful resolve you're displaying.

His cock is still embarrassingly hard inside you, and Simon reckons it won't soften any time soon. You don’t seem eager to get off him either, thus prolonging the torture with each tiny movement you make.

He inhales sharply and fights tooth and nail to school his expression into neutrality. His eyes are narrowed, and his jaw is locked tight. The only thing giving him away is the flush of his cheeks, getting pinker by the second because he refuses to open his mouth to breathe a much-needed lungful of air. Knowing that if he would, he'd bark a laugh that would proclaim you as the winner of this fight.

He would never.

You roll your hips, then—cheap trick. He unravels with a shaky breath, and his biceps give out enough for you to slip your hands away.

And then, he knows he's done for.

“Cut it out.” He barks, trying to sound stern and miserably failing. He knows because you're laughing even harder.

Your fingers feel like tiny bugs crawling up his sides, and they make his breath catch in his throat.

“Never.” You say, with a grin that scrunches your nose. A smile that would normally make his heart throb, but right now just makes him wish he were a lesser man so he could throttle you.

“Fuckin’-“

You chuckle.

You evil little cunt.

Resistance lasts a few more seconds before he bursts.

It’s not a full laugh that leaves him; more of a wheeze that makes you chortle like a wicked witch. His chest heaves as your fingers frantically tickle his sides. Tries to get you off him by shaking his hips, but that only makes the two of you falter and moan, and then chuckle and catch your breaths.

His shoulders shake in a breathless, choking laugh that pitches upward as you continue with your assault (yes, assault—he is not being dramatic), eyes veiled with tears of frustration and mirth. He shrieks when your hands travel under his armpits—the sound makes you giggle in a way that would have him melt. 

“That laugh’s lovely, baby.” You say with a smarmy grin he wishes he could wipe with a kiss, hands unrelenting against his sides. “Sound like a kettle whistling.”

He tries to glower and push you off, but you’re surprisingly strong when you’re focused. Right now, your only goal is to apparently make him hate you—he'd rather be held at gunpoint than being forced to hold in a laugh that makes his stomach hurt.

Simon now looks shockingly harmless, with his cheeks flushed bright red and his voice an octave too high—wouldn't look dangerous if he tried.

“Tea ready, yet?” You add, batting your lashes, because why not rub salt into the already embarrassing wound marring his pride.

It’s that unfathomably stupid joke that finally makes Simon crack. He barks out a laugh that bubbles up his throat, rippling through his stomach so suddenly that you bounce above him. Your own laugh follows soon after, because each time you manage to steal one from him, your heart vibrates with loving triumph.

But still—he is Simon Riley, isn’t he? Member of Task Force 141. Lieutenant in the UK Special Forces, SAS. The Ghost. There is some pride in there, one he'd like to keep intact.

He tries to recollect his breath, sniffling, and his arms shoot out to wrap around your waist. He rolls onto his side, taking you with him.

It’s then that you find yourself in a position of utter disadvantage, on your back with your big brute of a boyfriend holding you down. You’re wide-eyed and still smiling with barely contained giggles, and he’d be lying if he said it doesn't make his heart soar.

Sure, he’s panting, still proper flushed and apple-cheeked, with shivers wrecking his spine and unshed tears in his eyes—but he takes great pride in having won yet another fight (again, not overreacting at all, if you ask him).

He grabs your wrists and pins them above your head.

You fix him with a look. “Simon, no.”

Before you can add more to your complaint, he rams his cock into you until your chest stutters, your lips mouthing around a shaky breath he drinks dry with a wet kiss.

He fucks you into the mattress, then—once, twice, until the remnants of laughter vanish from your face and you’re trembling in bliss, eyes rolled back under heavy eyelids.

He places a sloppy kiss down to your collarbone.

“Simon, yes.”

[aria-greenhoodie]

“Maybe it’s just inter-dimensional sickness…?”

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[idyllcy]

soul baby - grim reaper x reader (Spoiler Warning For Grim's Name)

Grim reapers don't have time to reproduce and fall in love. There's no time in the underworld for that. They claim a soul every couple of minutes, and they get some time to recover during the time that their souls are unbalanced.

Though, as much as he finds you to be infuriatingly flirtatious and messing with his head, you weren't wrong when you told him that you'd make a soul baby with him.

Maybe that's how you first got into his head.

And when sound of your skin and his echoes through your apartment, your nails clawing down his back desperately, Casper wonders for a moment, just a moment, if you were really just some mortal, or if death itself came up and decided that he was too lonely. He doesn't mind the way your nails draw blood on his back, and he leans in further, pressing your legs against your chest as he thrusts into you again.

"Ca—" You gasp. "Casper."

"Yes, sunshine?"

You moan as you feel him force himself further inside of you.

"'s too much."

"What happened to the flirty little thing in the chatroom?" He tilts his head teasingly, lips pulled into a smile. "You're so bold when there's a screen."

"Ah," Your back arches as your chest presses to his, lips quivering as you whimper.

"Speechless?" He speeds up, using his body weight to press you down. "Thought you wanted a soul baby. You want me to put one in you? Hm?"

You nod your head feverishly, eyes blowing wide as you cling onto his shoulders.

"Alright. Don't waste anything, sunshine."

You moan as he cums in you, legs shaking as you feel his warmth flood inside of you, and you gasp, eyes teary. You cling onto him while shaking, only relaxing when you feel him collapse on top of you, cock plugging you full and keeping his cum inside of you. You catch your breath as he nuzzles his nose into your jaw, pressing a gentle kiss there.

"Was I good?"

"You were great, casp."

[whitesunlars]

walking into erev rosh hashanah services tomorrow like "what a fucking year, my man"

[ckducky]

Exorcist no more

A Hazbin Hotel fan art based of the legendary work of John Romita Sr

[imactuallyreallycool]

What a lovely dream

But that what it’ll always be. A dream.

Close ups and stuff lmao

[mary-james-world-of-shames]

Everyone know oavement on TikTok? Yeah. Love them. Have this comic I made late at night half trying to be sweet and the other half trying to make my sibling laugh.