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I'm so fucking nosy. Can you all do me a favour and just tell me everything that ever happens whether it's relevant to me or not.
#PLEASE I HAVE SAID 7 TIMES RECENTLY TO SEPARATE PEOPLE THAT BOTHING IS EVER TMI FOR ME#i NEED to know things no matter how unimportant they may seem ok#i wanted to be a historian as a child (and also MANY other things but historian/archaeologist is prevalent ok???? shut up)#let me find the fossils of your deepest self and tell you how incredible they are
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In her thirties is one of the hottest things a girl can be
#2 years and however many MONTHS GUYS IM GONNA BE THIRTY AT SOME POINT#lowkey not that stressed bc age does. not define who I am so like. fuck that concept#but I think maybe im a little excited to say “im thirty’’. bc I don’t ever think I’d make it beyond age 21 and here I. am#age 27 and STILL learning how to live#weird concept but killing yourself isn’t actually the answer#you can joke about it though
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How do I politely tell a mutual that I’d let them rail me
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📸 @jessejostark
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damn girl are you a bobster 🦞 because im about to 🥣 bisque it all
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Get To UnKnow The Blogger!
anonymously forget something about me
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Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that
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hey man can you fucking loosen my leash a little I swear I was just trying to smell a flower on this walk and not run in the road
#this is extra funny bc of how allergic to pollen i am#i would say something like this with them knowing. And they’d look at me like u fucking dumb bitch#i know your tricks
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