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i will say this once so dont rat on me. dramione draco is different from drarry draco and i recognize it immediately
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two things about me. one i will make myself physically ill feeling guilty when people get me gifts. two i will not speak up if you're not direct family and i cannot enjoy your gift for whatever reason
#june shines#exhibit A a family friend gave me a ring as my birthday & graduation gift but#i have extremely skinny fingers. like i have long enough fingers to reach 9ths on the piano but there is absolutely no meat on them#meaning the ring is not going to be worn#it is too big#what do i do#i have been thinking about this for a month#like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#it doesnt fit#BUT ITS SO PRETTY it has little tiny white flowers#im gonna explode#i want to wear it so bad#she was like oh does it not fit i can go exchange it and my dumbass said NO ITS FINE IT FITS ON MY THUMB#(it doesn't)#anyways good morning looks like i'm back to epic and unwanted shitposting
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I have seen way to many "Scott Tenorman must die" Cartman edits made with "How bad can i be?" 😭
Can we stop associating Cartman with every villain song ever?
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sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language
#i dont get to see their reactions but imagining them is fulfilling enough#comic#idk how to tag this. its not a text post but it doesnt fit in my art tag#o well
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the silly straws page wont leave my head
#the book of bill spoilers#tbob spoilers#there's just so much amazing euclydia art i had to give it a try#tbf this doesnt fully fit my headcanons of what euclydia is#but close enough#euclydia#bill cipher#scalene cipher#euclid cipher#baby bill#silly straws#lalalala
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.
to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:
kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabru#kabru already added laios as a discord friend. everyone else in the server can see laios excitedly asking kabru to go with him#what would You even Do in this situation. how would YOU feel?#basically: kabru isnt a laios-hater! hes just in shock bc Thats His Trauma. the key part is kabru still says yes#bc he wants to get to know laios. to understand why laios would be so fascinated by something horrific to him#and ALSO bc even while in shock kabru can still tell laios has unique expertise + knowledge that Could be used for Good#even if kabru doesnt fully trust laios yet (bc kabru just started talking to the guy 2 hours ago. they barely know each other)#kabru also understands that getting to know ppl (esp laios) means having to get to know their passions. even if it triggers his trauma here#but thats too much to fit in this metaphor/analogy. this is NOT an AU! its not supposed to cover everything abt kabru or laios' character!#its a self-contained metaphor written Specifically to be more easily relatable+thus easy to understand for general ppl online#(ie. assumed discord users. hence why i said (a non-specific) 'discord server' and not something specific like 'car repair subreddit')#its for ppl who mightve not fully grasped kabru's character+intentions and think hes being mean/'chaotic'/murderous.#to place ppl in kabru's shoes in an emotionally similar situation thats more possible/grounded in irl experiences and contexts.#and also for the movie punchline#mynn.txt#dm text#crossposting my tweets onto here since my friends suggested so
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and he wonders why his wife would question whether he was ever punished as a child as if he isn’t the most dramatic bitch around
#bridgerton#polin#luke newton#nicola coughlan#bridgerton season 3#colin bridgerton#everything comes out teenage petulance#god know how many rooms in the house and he decides to sleep on the sofa right outside her door that he doesnt even fit on
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i wont lie. the gun clan leaders bra is kinda driving me insane
#it doesnt fit#like ik her design is meant to be sexually appealing but like the bra pisses me off#marriagetoxin
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HELP YOURE SO RIGHT THOUGH
In a fanfic I’d probably kms out of second hand embarrassment, and I’m so sorry to any fic writers who have done anything remotely like this that would’ve made me go “BSOSBSISN CRINGE HELP” when I read it
YALL WERE RIGHT
Fuck
Kacchan is so silly and girl boss it pains me to say Kacchan but he’s fucking Kacchan now idfk
I’m gonna be 100% honest with y’all, if I was reading bkdk fic and Bakugou referred to HIMSELF as ‘Kacchan Bakugou’ in a FIGHT????
I would probably put my phone down, gag, vomit, and continue reading because that is just… too much, too on the nose, it’s too cringe for me to handle. But I would still eat that shit UP
So.. for this to have happened in the ACTUAL MANGA? it’s quite something
#fine I’ll fucking call him Kacchan#but I’ll vomit while I do so just so y’all know#like i literally can’t say anything about being cringe in fanfic now. it just happened. I’m so done.#he’s fucking Kacchan atp idfc anymore#I HAVE LIKE THIS GENERAL AMERICAN EAST COAST ACCENT AND THROWING IN A ‘KACCHAN’ IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE JUST FEELS LIKE THE BIGGEST-#CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY AND THE WORLD AS A WHOLE#IT DOESNT FIT#IT DOESNT WORK#IT MAKES ME SOUND LIKE THE WEEBEST OF ALL WEEBS TO LIVE#BUT WE’RE HERE NOW IG#WHERE KATSUKI FUCKING BAKUGOU REFERS TO HIMSELF AS KACCHAN#SO IG I HAVE TO REFER TO HIM AS KACCHAN#FUCK
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this is autism of me but very often I have to translate human social interactions into Dog and back to understand them better. like very often dog social behavior is based around the desired reaction of the other dog, so if I can look at a human social interaction and think "oh that was appeasement behavior" or "that was a distance increasing behavior intended to move us away from that topic" or "oh that was intended to diffuse the social tension and prevent escalation" not only do I understand human interactions better, I'm also better at understanding my own goals for social interactions and how I am behaving in order to reach them. like, am I Doing Appeasement right now? is that really how I want to be acting or am I doing it because I'm afraid?
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i kinda imagine superman subconsciously floating when he sleeps somewhere he's most comfortable and feel safe in. and one of those places is a guest room in wayne manor lol
#iirc superman doesnt really need sleep but what the hay im sure he picked up the habit after yrs of trying to 'fit in'#bruce wayne#clark kent#dc#superbat#my art#fanart
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....someone volunteering to be the first one to eat your pussy...
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WE DIDNT EVEN SEE THE BOGGY SOCKS!!!
#for anyone who doesnt follow her on instagram#(you should)#the full fit goes crazy#siobhan thompson#d20#fantasy high#fhjy#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20#bogariel frogariel
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house tour :)
bonus art, lossy versions of the first 2 gifs
#ask to tag#unreality#flash warning#art#gif#photomanipulation#ganbreeder#<- for the creatures in the first 2 gifs#horror#surrealism#liminal spaces#weirdcore#creatures#i ended up using the non-lossy versions bc they were better for the effect i wanted#+ i wanted the last one specifically to look like it was corrupting the camera kinda like radiation#but thought id still include the lossy versions cuz theyre neat#the third gif is based off a reoccuring thing from my dreams#some sort of bright white object usually a big orb or disk#that you cant look at directly bc its so bright. its like a welding arc#you can usually touch or move it#it doesnt turn red like that in the dream or glitch out the camera tho thats just for the spooky#well the glitchyness is more bc the non-lossy version compressed the gif badly#so i figured id just play into the compression effect and make it fit the mood better#honestly turned out much cooler. limitations in art etc etc
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two new critters just dropped
#mirabelle is some sort of bunny mouse pika sheep thingy. and isabeau is like a bird with paws. its ok it doesnt have to make sense#theyre critters :) thingies that can fit in ur pocket#brin was organising sprites for the wiki and describing them as various gatherings of animals (bunnies and cockatoos) and by god i had to#so. fresh critters for u all#i'll make the others some day too. inspo just has to hit first#i dont think i'll spoiler mark this one bc its just silly au playing with my tuoys animals yay yippee smol time :)#isat critters#isat#in stars and time#isat mirabelle#isat isabeau#isat loop#my art
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