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#rain world screenshot#rain world drought#the wanderer#intake system#modded#screenshot credit: normalrp_spirit
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Jason: Fuck's wrong with Timberlina over there?
Tim, hunched over the batcomputer, eyes feverish, slightly shaking: Drank two mugs of dark coffee and then a slightly larger jug of light coffee today. Think I'm gonna see God in a bit now.
Dick: ...should i call B?
Damian, setting another cup next to Tim: Not yet, Grayson. I'm curious to see how long before Drake starts seeing the ghosts of my ancestors.
#based on real life incident#exams had me by the ass#dick is quick to snatch the cup away#lectures dami on trying to fuck up tims nervous system#and tim on the harmful effects of excessive coffee intake#and lack of proper rest#tim dont give a shit#jasons in the corner trying to decide whether to laugh or be concerned#batfamily#batman#tim drake#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#damian al ghul#batboys#batkids#batman family#batfam#incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#dc comics
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New manager starts training tm I’m excited gonna wear my new ghost shirt

#his pronouns are he/them#low-key wondering if he just tagged on the he to make it easier for my boss#I do testing referrals and intake at at psych office#lit everyone is so nice#the owners have got to be in their 60s#they’re married lol#the wife talks a lot and her husband is very soft spoken like Mr Roger’s#she is so excited tho she’s like he is a he/them but don’t worry we are all going to learn together about pronouns#and it’s ok if you slip up#bc we are psychologists so we understand the human mind#our system just updated to choose different pronouns besides male and female#everyone is excited except me bc I’m like damn that’s another box I gotta make sure I check correctly jk idc#I fucked up someones dob the other day and they were like it won’t let me in the portal?!?!#and i’m just#like oh yeah no a 6 is lit the same as a 9 to me#my bad I have dumber than a 5th ghrader math syndrome#it’s called#dyscalculia#oh yeah#the band ghost#ghost bc#tobias forge#cardinal copia
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Phantom's Coffee
Enough Caffeine to Kill an Elephant Side Story
There is a lot that comes with being a ghost. Most of that is really cool superpowers. The unfortunate side effect with the whole being dead thing is that he doesn't have need for human functions or sustenance.
It had been a horrible thing to discover, really. The lack of constant need for sleep and food and drink was sometimes useful, but that came with the realization that nothing affected him.
At first, Danny and his team thought it was because he was dead. No blood flow, no working organs, no metabolism. This lead to a lot of experimentation. Drugs and alcohol had no effect, neither did poisons. He didn't get sick anymore, no matter what he did!
And then he realized that coffee didn't work.
Naturally distraught, Danny went straight to Frostbite to figure out what was going on. It's finals season, damnit! Coffee was gonna be the one thing to pull him through his studies!
"From what I can tell," the yeti explained, "your human functions have stopped. Quite the opposite, really."
Danny blinked. "But, I'm dead. Ghosts don't have working organs or stuff like that."
"Indeed, but you're only half dead."
"What difference does that make?"
Why did Frostbite now have charts, and where did they come from? "I can only guess, but when you died and brought back, the electricity jump started everything in your body. It essentially supercharged you. I can only assume that it'll die down in time to the point of non-function, but we can't know for sure."
"Wait," Danny's voice was nervous, "What does that mean?"
Frostbite took a minute to think over his words, looking for how to phrase what he wanted to say. "When you are alive, your heart beats slower than it did before your death, yes?"
"Yeah."
"That would be the effects of the ectoplasm that reanimated you. Your heart rate is slower, breathing takes a more conscious effort, your blood flow is slower, your organs are all working at half of what they used to." He took another moment of pause. "When you are dead, your heart beats faster than it did, breathing is faster, blood flow is faster, your organs are working at twice capacity."
Danny's breathing, now that he was very aware of it, picked up. "What- But that- What?!"
"With a high enough voltage, electricity kills. With a high enough concentration, ectoplasm reanimates."
"Reani- but I'm alive!"
"Indeed."
"But that doesn't make sense!"
"Doesn't it?"
"No!"
"Perhaps I should try a different phrasing." Frostbite said. "When you are Danny Fenton, you are more dead than alive in the sense that your body has been killed and not fully revived. When you are Danny Phantom, you are more alive than dead in the sense that your body was revived and not fully killed."
Danny was quiet for a moment. "Reanimated and revived aren't interchangeable, Frostbite."
"In some contexts', no. In others, they are."
"Are they here?"
A beat. "Yes."
Danny knew he was lying, but he didn't call him out on it. That was a crisis for another day, thank you very much.
So, higher metabolism for Danny Phantom, lower one for Danny Fenton. Great.
All crises pushed aside to freak out about never later, Danny's ew mission was to find out exactly how much caffeine would be required to give him the buzz of wakefulness that he was searching for.
Normally, the course of action would to be to measure how much e weighs and look up the maximum caffeine intake his body could handle. It was the first thing he tried, and it failed.
By the tried and true method of 'Fuck It, We Ball', Danny learned that he needs to have 35,000 milligrams of caffeine in a single sitting before any effect takes hold when he's drinking as Phantom.
The calculations running at a 5:1 ratio, caffeine milligrams to weight pounds, the lowest end on the scale of average weight of a small female elephant (3,175 kilos), multiplied by five gives him the 15,875 milligrams that would be enough to give him a low buzz and keep him awake for a few hours. That's enough to kill the elephants on the low end of the scale.
(Jazz vetoed any kind of caffeine that wasn't naturally occuring in chocolate when he's Danny Fenton. She said that he's already died once and that he doesn't need heart problems to kill him.)
(Danny calls bull, but he isn't willing to risk his sister's ire.)
Because he can't let finals get the best of him, Danny decided to take it a step further.
The highest end of the scale for the average weight of female elephants is 4,050 kilos, multiplied by the same five, gives 20,250 milligrams of caffeine.
Essentially, the lower end of the scale would give him the same effect as 99 (and a bit) 473 milliliter cans of Rockstar Energy Drinks in one sitting. The higher end of the scale would be 126 (and a bit) 473 milliliter cans of Rockstar Energy Drinks in one sitting.
All that was left to do, now that he has the maths for the desired effect figured out, was to mix that in his favorite drink: A Red Eye.
Truly an abomination for the ages.
After way too much brain power, Phantom's completed coffee order looks like this:
A large Red Eye with 20,250 mg of caffeine
2 tablespoons of cinnamon
1 tablespoon of honey
1/8 cup of chocolate syrup
and 3 mint leaves or 1 teaspoon of mint extract
(he added 4 shots of vodka when he turned 21)
Danny is gonna kick his finals' ass, and be hyped up on caffeine while doing it!
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#Enough Caffeine to Kill an Elephant#side story#my writing#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom#coffee#i'm making this up as i go along#not the caffeine intake#i actually did some research for that#half assed research#but research nonetheless#ao3 writer#this was a complete accident#crack post#no elephants were harmed in the research for this side story#nor were they injured in the canon of this side story#i'm american so i'm used to using the imperial system not the metric system#please correct my math if i'm wrong#way too much brain power
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I am so hungry its insane...this new medication is working even better than the antibiotics (but the antibiotics kills the bacteria vs this med masks the symptoms by decreasing the gas the bacteria produce). I have also started an anti microbrial supplement hesitantly in addition to the meds and the motility meds. Going to go very very slow to make sure my body can tolerate it though. Lets hope the symptoms masking lasts for a few weeks at least.
#Jrnlsht#I am also slowly increasing my food intake to gain weight#I dont want to respond to the hunger cues by eating a bunch of food immediately#Seems like that could overwhelm my system#If i can beat this without surgery?????#I just think surgery is like the last resort because it could make so many other problems so much worse
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after finding out shadow can't have croissants, my day has become cloudy...
I'm projecting my eating habits onto Shadow💕
#my 2 “main” versions of Shadow can't have eating habits projected onto them#one has this whole system of caloric intake and chaos energy. the other's a robot.#but i need to have one shadow with strange eating habits! he's apprehensive of unfamiliar food!#also he doesn't have a strong stomach. please don't give this guy anything too crazy/j
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it appears as though there are an infinite number of ways to experience back pain
#cursing the united states health care system that the earliest intake appointment at my new doctor was in may#(scheduled it in fucking september)#anywho#chronic pain
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so i left the psych ward against medical advice 💁
they detained me for hours (while classified as a voluntary patient) and when i told them it was illegal a nurse looked me in the face and told me he didn't care about my rights 👍
& then when i got upset about being illegally detained he told me getting emotional is evidence that i am incompetent and if they want they can just keep forming me for it as long as they want 👍
and then they ignored me for two hours and refused to give me my belongings. and also called four (4) giant male security guards to have on standby 👍 even though i have zero history of violence, am 5'5" and weigh (not much) and previously disclosed to them many, many times that i have a history of ptsd, part of which is specifically hospital trauma 👍
and then they locked me in a room and searched all of my belongings to find a reason to form me 👍
like i'm gonna throw up thinking about it. (also they still have my wallet with all my IDs and credit cards.)
anyways i got the fuck out. and it was like 12:30am but my friend picked me up and i had a fucking panic-oh-fuck-oh-shit-meltdown in his car . but i went and took a shower and then he drove me to another hospital
and they formed me too except it's way nicer here and the staff are so nice. & the unit is way bigger and quieter . and they actually listened to me and referred me to a rheumatologist (after ...... 6-7 years of begging various doctors to be taken seriously)
and i have hope for the first time in a long time! & i'm getting discharged tomorrow :)
#bit nervous. the usual 'feeling like an alien/shaky baby deer' thing i suppose#but i have a plan for going home and at the end of the month i have an intake to a 5week day patient program#i'm off work until the end of june which is weird but i guess for the best. since my stress tolerance and fatigue is at an all-time low#i want to register a complaint against the staff at that hospital except i don't think i have the energy#it was so stressful and dehumanizing and ever since i've been having nightmares again and im scared every time someone wakes me up#but i also just want to forget about it#just go home and get my life in order and rest and feel more normal#this whole thing has been so awful#and i'm glad i'm safe but so much of it was so unnecessary and im so mad at the healthcare system#pegasus speaks#ask 2 tag
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Banks 42790-PC Monster-Ram Intake System 4" | 07.5-18 Dodge Ram
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please help I'm teaching an invisible audience in my garage about sound design and audio engineering using the audio drama I'm listening to as an example
#yk talking about ways we could improve the atmosphere with some very simple sound design#& a minor script adjustment#to actually make the listener literally hear the toil of the hell youre subtextually descending into#sigh#this is another 'work with your medium' rant#you need to care about what a podcast offers you that other mediums don't#and friends#i care so so much#im so autistic about it#i need to make my podcast design class#but before that i need to actually make podcasts so people understand that i know what im doing#i JUST NEED STIMULANTS#ARDGHHGH#end of the month i might get intake for adhd assessment#but yeah. i was speaking as though i were teaching a class on soind design for audio drama#to an invisible audience in my garage#.#WHILE GAY!!!#the system speaks
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Anakin Strikes
STAR WARS EPISODE II: Attack of the Clones 00:20:14 - 00:20:15
#Star Wars#Episode II#Attack of the Clones#Coruscant#Galactic City#Warehouse Zone#Anakin Skywalker#Zam Wesell#Koro-2 exodrive airspeeder#unidentified airbus#synthetic leather surcoat#variable air intake#unidentified speeder truck#landing platform#unidentified transport#Anakin Skywalker's lightsaber#guidance systems#direct-to-lungs breathpack#electro-goggles
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Discover the Power of Fortified Foods for a Healthier Lifestyle! 🥦✨
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#especially when your diet needs an extra boost. From calcium-fortified orange juice to iron-enriched cereals#Boost Nutrient Intake: Ideal for those who may have dietary restrictions or nutritional gaps.#Support Immune Health: Fortified foods often contain vitamins like D and C#which help strengthen your immune system.#crucial for maintaining strong bones.#FortifiedFoods#NutritionTips#HealthyEating#VitaminBoost#Wellness#HealthyLifestyle#FoodieLife#BalancedDiet#Superfoods#FoodForHealth#HealthyLiving#EatWell#FoodFacts#DietTips#NutritionMatters
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According to one 2021 study, meat accounts for nearly 60% of all greenhouse gases from global food production. Not only do livestock produce methane, but raising animals requires an enormous amount of land and resources. Another recent report found that three-quarters of global agricultural land is used for livestock.
Accordingly, the potential environmental benefits of reducing our reliance on meat are promising. One 2022 study found that reducing global beef consumption by 20% could halve deforestation in the next 30 years.
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A 2021 Oxford study that looked at the environmental impact of 57,000 different foods in the UK found that fruits and vegetables have a significantly smaller impact on the planet than meats and cheeses. In this case, experts recommend protein-rich foods like beans, lentils and other legumes.
Tofu or any other soy-based product also makes for a great vegetarian protein option, Petitpain says. “Soy provides the body with all those essential amino acids in every bite,” she explains.
Even if you don’t want to totally eliminate meat from your diet, it might still be worth increasing your intake of plant-based protein sources. Although most Americans get adequate protein overall thanks to high meat intake, according to the US dietary guidelines, they tend to under-consume specific protein subgroups. For instance, half do not consume the recommended amounts of nuts, seeds and soy products.
#excerpts#climate change#food systems#greenhouse gases#personally really trying to get my seed intake up
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i told my doctors office about my neck pain and they texted me holy shit please go to urgent care we're telling urgent care we told you to go it'll be fine and when i went to urgent care they had NOT been given a note but i was too painful and confused to like, figure that out, and the whole visit was like. all i said was im in pain. why are you being mean to me??? the whole time she was mean to me because she was fucking paranoid i was an evil plot to steal opiates because she didn't like my story and i hadnt showered in like 2 weeks. which i should have been more prepared for knowing that thats how ems always is and always has been, except for when ive come with a doctor's note, which i was supposed to have, and when she finally decided to prescribe me a muscle relaxer she said "this is a good drug low side effects. look at me. it has NO STREET VALUE. okay?" i was just like okay i don't know why you said that but i don't want street value i want to stop hurting but thank you ill keep it in mind i appreciate it
#she was also mad because the way i said it the intake nurse thought i said i had been in a major trauma like a car crash which i didn't#she didn't get the note because they were migrating systems but she could access my medical history fine so i didn't even think of it
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I love being very very smart and forgetting to put enough salt in my daily water before leaving home. Yes
#context: i have a circulatory/nervous system condition that is treated by increasing my daily electrolyte intake#i DEFINITELY feel symptoms if i lay off the salt water lmao. Oopsie!
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Have any systems on here tried intensive outpatient care? If so, how did it go for you? Was it a positive experience?
#asking bc we've got an intake appointment in a few days#and I'm a little bit stressed#intensive outpatient program#intensive outpatient#tally mark system#question for systems
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