#ingredient: egg

[dunmeshi-would-you-eat]

Chilchuck and Senshi's "Cockatrice and Harpy Egg Piccata"

[fullcravings]

5-Ingredient Healthy No-Bake Chocolate Covered Brownies

[vaxxman]

Could I request Medic having The Mom Grip on Scout’s shoulder after the speedy moron almost let a mercenary secret slip while they weee getting groceries?

Three Europeans and two Americans walk into a grocery store in New Mexico.

I hope this is the right meme.

More silliness below.

This comic is the antithesis of the "wtf is a kilometre" joke.

The faces they make when they can't quite identify the type of brown bread in the bread aisle.

You don't know how [insert nationality here] you are until you go overseas and things are different.

Spy obviously has no problems with pretending to know how much a gallon of milk is, he just peeks into his conversion chart notes, pretending it's his shopping list.

I want to think Heavy is completely fine with having to readjust to a new unit system, he just eyeballs most practical things anyways by holding them up and mumbling about how they approximately weigh like a chicken or his kettle bell etc. He's always been living in practical ignorant bliss.

Medic has a peer reviewed meltdown the first time he realises there's no uniformity in "a cup of ____" because every object has different densities. He's diligent about memorising the conversion rates for ounces, pounds, the most common things etc., and recovers ok. He goes through the same stages of grief rage when he finds out about distances and lengths.

Just remember four inches are 10.16 cm and pray no one asks you to specify anything bigger than inches.

Everyone does a mental victory lap when they manage to guess how much Celsius the weather is because they keep forgetting it's Celsius*5/9+32=Fahrenheit, Engineer reminds them patiently.

The true victories are the correct temperature guesses we've made along the way.

One time, a friend asked me if I actually knew how much a tablespoon of flour was in gramms to convince me that metric users also make use of volume based units without thinking about them. But little did she know a heaped spoonful of 405 flour is about 15g and a level tablespoon is 10g.

They claim Oolong just tastes better when it's boiled to 80°C exactly with a Bunsen burner.

You only asked for one scene but somehow I came up with a bunch of other things. This post was drawn across 2 months so the artstyle is all over the place. Thanks for your ask!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

(poll results here for context)

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 3 - Le Grand Bristot

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Legend: This is a terrible idea, you're going to explode the microwave-- Hyrule: No I'm not, this works just fine. Sky: I've done this before, but not for this many minutes. Hyrule: You cook it a little longer when the eggs are more mature. Twilight: Good freaking heaven above, Rulie, eggs don't mature, you can't just throw that out there as a way to hide the fact that these are like three months old! Legend: The MICROWAVE. Is going to EXPLODE. Four: Stop overthinking it, you can't even smell the food yet! You can always tell it's ready when you can smell it. Legend: I have allergies, my nose is stuffed, I can literally smell nothing-- Sky: Oooh, I smell the eggs! Hyrule: Perfect, and there's still thirty seconds left! Twilight: Uh, should we stop it now? Hyrule: NO. One minute per egg. Three eggs is three minutes. Wild, walking in: Hey guys, what are you up to? Sky: Microwaving omelets :) Wild: Wild: MICROWAVING?!

[selinaeliott]

Millionaire Cheesecake

[icewindandboringhorror]

What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

[nopeleavemealoone]

They would commit murder and argue about putting sugar on eggs

[certifiedceliac]

Apple Molasses (Cider Syrup) (via Forager Chef)

[dunmeshi-would-you-eat]

Touden Party's "Hamburg Steak with Changeling Sauce"

[fullcravings]

Healthy 3 Ingredient No-Bake Brownies

[anorexic-autist]

ive prepared a pretty cool one-shot dungeons and dragons game for my friends bday (spoilers in the tags so rey if you are seeing this before 1pm today dont read it) and i very much hope it goes well, its quite silly

[lesbiangiratina]

Been a few hours got some responses i can re-reveal my blog title is a reference to this from 1 of my first dnd sessions in like 2017

[fangirling-heart]

I'm trying to prove a point to my parents, so do me a solid and reblog with 3 or more of your food-related quirks.

I don't mean allergies or intolerances, I mean stuff that are more specific to you. Like, you can eat a food only if it's cooked in a specific way or in a specific combination. Or you don't like something that everyone else does etc.

[selinaeliott]

Creme Brûlée Cheesecake Cupcakes