#cookbook posting

[sonic-adventure-3]

Sonic The Cookbook egg stats, for funsies:

Making every single recipe in this book will set you back 75 eggs!

Of those, 59 are whole,

and 16 are just yolks.

That’s 16 leftover egg whites you need to find some use for!

0 recipes use just egg whites, though “Charmy’s Sweet Treat” (challah) uses 2 yolks in the dough and the whites as a wash.

4 other recipes (didn’t finish double checking, could be 5-6) use a single whole egg as a wash, so you could probably swap those for whites if you’re feeling crafty.

The character who uses the most eggs in a single recipe is, you guessed it…. Charmy! With a whopping 10 eggs in “Charmy’s Surprise Twist Sweet Treat” (bread pudding/“french toast”)

The character who uses the second most eggs in a single recipe is, as expected (for real this time), Eggman! With 7 eggs in “Eggs-quisite Lunch” (omurice with tempura shrimp)

Eggman uses eggs in almost all of his recipes (4/5), with the sole exception of “The Master Meal Plan” (fried chicken with fries) which instead uses chicken. This may be a reference to the hotly debated philosophical question of “is chicken eggs 🤔?”

Eggman’s total egg count across his recipes is 21. That’s 28% of all the eggs in the cookbook!

[empquipress]

realized i never posted some little doodles i made of @narcissistcookbook and @bughuntermusic / @jammechanics. both based off tour and podcast art by the lovely DeepBlueInk.

if anybody got charms of the latter that I was giving out at the show, absolutely feel free to show me cause I would love to see where they all ended up!

[kate-apologist]

anyways take the girl you spent almost a month flirting with to a narcissist cookbook concert and she might become your girlfriend

[phoenixyfriend]

Me: I'm color-coding it! [Explains system]

My sister: [chokes on a laugh]

Me: What?

My sister: Nothing, I was gonna say something but it's really mean.

Me: What is it? Like the suspected autism, or--?

My sister: No it's just, dude you're color-coding a cookbook. Get a job.

[why-does-this-happen-to-me]

I like the song Sugar in my coffee because coffee is something that I haven't tried, but I have the feeling that I wouldn't like it, but also because it feels like a story about asexuality in a way. Like, the guy doesn't like coffee, but meets a "coffee guy" that calls them a child because they says that they are more of a hot chocolate guy themselves. The coffee guy drives the other to his coffee warehouse because surely his coffee will make them change their taste. Before they drinks it the singer is like: Yes, this is it, I'll be able to relate to other people about this and talk about it. They hate it. I don't think I have to explain what my brain understood in this song. (I know that he goes by they/he, but in the song the other is referred only as he, so I only used they to make sure it was easy to undertand who I was talking about every time).

I thought about searching the song in google before posting this and this is the third thing that shows up:

So yes, I was right.

[jennyfromthebes]

[image description: a photo of two block-printed patches, one on blue fabric and one on orange. the print design is a vertical rectangle depicting a landscape, with a road leading across an empty field and a large sun and clouds in the sky. a scarecrow is positioned next to the road, and birds fly across the clouds. all-caps text across the sky reads "Not entirely alone", with the sun as the "o" in "not". end ID]

hello narcissist cookbook fans on tumblr! if you're going to the 09-06 OKC or 09-07 Dallas concerts, I will also be there, and I've made patches to give out! look for the black jacket with the big gold spikes, can't miss it, see you there <3

[foxtail-1311]

the MYTH albums ..save me…

the MYTH albums

save me the MYTH albums

[seventytwoowls]

“When my skin feels like a barrier between /Everything else in this universe and me / Then I try to remember / That there may very well be a link between us / That I can't see / Something underneath the surface / Buried / In among the weeds.”

ID: A watercolor painting outlined with ballpoint pen of a human heart. The heart has been colored brown, and the arteries have been drawn as the caps of Armillaria Ostoyae, a brown mushroom with speckled caps. the veins running over the chambers of the heart are dark brown. The painting has been titled, “Armillaria Ostoyae”.

Art that I made for @narcissistcookbook , who I saw in the flesh tonight :) they and their audience were very cool, soaring over the (low) bar set by the only other concert I have ever been to.

[a-world-torn-asunder]

my cassette for Myth came!! And it says something about the narcissist cookbook and my love for them that when I saw the case was cracked, my first thoughts were wondering if this was an intentional metaphor or merely a happy accident

[numberonetribble]

Oh you KNOW that thing is going to taste 100% like food coloring 😭

[the-verbatim]

sketchbook page about This is How We Get Better

@narcissistcookbook ‘s music makes me feel a lot of emotions, and I tried to capture those the best I could with lyrics from all of the songs and fun shapes with my highlighters and pen

[sonic-adventure-3]

worst thing about the cookbook is that there are a fair handful of recipes that use just egg yolks but no recipes that use just the whites. which is a maddening missed opportunity imo. they could’ve had meringue, they could’ve had anything with royal icing, they could’ve had an egg white frittata, they could’ve had a mocktail with a foam like a sour. all low hanging fruit. it’s just kinda annoying to be given a book of recipes and then have to go somewhere else to find other recipes to use up remainders. making one thing with yolks and something else with the whites is simply the most euphoric synergy in baking.

[littlecranelady]

I'm not my body

I'm not my brain

I'm not my skin

I'm not my name

I'm not my thoughts

I'm not tongue

I'm whatever remains after those other things are gone

I'm not my gifts or the things I like

I'm not my voice or the echoes back

I'm not the worst thing I've ever done

I'm whatever remains after those other things are gone

[radiance1]

Vlad owned a cookbook.

Keyword, owned.

But you see, it was far from an ordinary cookbook.

It was a bit magical in nature, not on any purpose of Vlad's part, despite being the one to make it. It was created a while after Vlad stopped having an obsession with Maddie and became on somewhat better terms with Jack, in which he decided to entirely ignore one Daniel Fenton.

Instead, he focused on creating the perfect cookbook that has ever graced the mortal plane. Made from the highest leather, the best finest paper and bound together with the best thread he could find.

All helpfully sourced from the Ghost Zone.

Of course, after all of that he had to, well, fill it with recipes.

He had multiple duplicates scouring the internet for various recipes, and since it's for personal use he doesn't have to care for copyright or whatever since it won't be used by anyone but him. While also looking around in the Ghost Zone for specific types of ghosts.

Mostly grannies.

Overtime and with help from his multiple duplicates his cookbook has quickly become filled up, though for some reason there seemed to be an endless number of pages left unfinished, doesn't matter since it's just more space.

Then he started to encounter the spirits of witches, wizards, warlocks, shamans. You get it.

He took recipes from them too, because when he meant this would be the greatest cookbook, he meant it, and what is potion making if not Alchemy, and what is Alchemy if not cooking?

So, after some time, with blood, sweat, and tears being poured into his book with recipes from everywhere and his own personal recipe along with few decorations here and there, making it look less like a common book and more like the prized treasure it truly is, and Vlad's work is finally complete.

The greatest cookbook to ever grace the mortal plane.

He went to sleep happy, woke up the next day happy, used his newfound cookbook happily and was overall having the greatest of times.

He also found out that his cookbook became sentient. Which is nice, because he can just call out a page and it'll flip right through to it, but he doesn't recall how it became sentient.

He's been watching it carefully before completion, and every time it came in contact with ectoplasm it never became sentient like the food the Fentons produce (And yes, living food is indeed within the endless pages of his book), so it maybe had something to do with the more magical recipes contained within.

Not that he cared, really, since it served it's purpose extremely well.

Except, a few months later, with a visit from the Fentons to his mansion, he finds he lost it.

Vlad, predictably, is in shambles.

Is it because his cookbook is a genuine danger to society if in the wrong hands?

No.

Perhaps because contained within its pages are high level alchemical recipes?

No.

Or maybe because there was a recipe to create some kind of potion to kill an immortal, make someone immortal, or reverse death? (Honestly he didn't even remember where he got that one)

Fuck no.

He's in shambles because he didn't even get to use a quarter of the recipes that weren't even his own.

Also, because it's became his technical technically both his son and best friend.

Who does he accuse first?

One Danny Fenton.

Because it only disappeared after Danny came to visit, and while he wouldn't put it past Jack to do something incredibly stupid, the man was nowhere near his book at the time!

Danny, predictably, is not at all amused.

Vlad then pesters him to go out and search for his missing greatest creation and doesn't stop until Danny agrees.

So, now Danny has to find a cookbook that can and probably is a genuine danger to society if someone decides to use the far less than normal recipes.

Also, why the fuck did Vlad even have them??

[duranian]

Just paid a little too much for the classic Doctor Who cookbook… I was expecting it to hardcover but mine is softcover, is that normal? I’ll be trying some of the recipes though, and the pages are pristinely white so that’s cool.

But the way the picture of Frazer Hines made me gasp when I turned the page- agh he’s cooking!

[voidoftetris]

having a bad day. think to myself - man, i should relisten to a narcissist cookbook album, they always make me feel better. go to spotify. open the artist page. latest release: entire new album. thank you narcissist cookbook.