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mundane plurality is... the lotion guy. having a headmate who fronts exclusively to moisturize you. this is being a system sometimes.
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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010
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Pro-Endo Blinkies
free to use ;; reblogs appreciated
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u know what makes me lowkey sad? when someone says ‘i know it seems silly’ before talking about something they clearly care very deeply about bc u know that means someone gave them shit for caring that much about that thing before which is Fucked Up.
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they call me kaz 'projecting onto my blorbos' dupont on account of i. project onto my blorbos
im writing a fic abt fig w lupus :))
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This is what it feels like to talk to people
:O
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WAIT YOU ALSO HAD SLEEPING UGLY?????
How do people even have more than 10 gifs/images on their pinned
What do you mean?
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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.
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i need more fabian angst but i dont have the energy to write my own
#foxtail posting#d20 rambling#fabian seacaster#okay but seriously#the players act like hes had a perfect life but like dude being raised by a pirate would severely fuck you up also his mother was a not pre#ent alcoholic and he had to fucking kill his dad????? nightmare forest fabian was literally having his friends forget he exists he is routi#ely neglected excet for cathilda the FUCKING FRIED RICE???????? help??????? and its like lol hes so spoiled he cant cook for himself but li#e buddy he is starved for an entire year because nobody bothered to check on him and he has a phobia of rats or whatever and everyone just#makes it a joke ir whatever but like he has to offer himself to a FUCKING RAT and theres a FULL ADULT who just constantly wants to shit in#his mouth???? thats like super fucked up anyway i posit this man needs so much more angst like what the actual fuck my guys your honor let#him suffer anyway rant over
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person at work last night: actually, yeah, im going into neuroscience and the autism spectrum is linear on a scale from not autistic to very autistic and we’re trying to differentiate between a disorder (autism disgnosis) and an enhanced ability (no diagnosis)
so. ya know.
fuck that gang.
#foxtail posting#vent kinda#vagueposting about shit going on in my life time!!!!!#idk just rambling my mildly annoyed thoughts
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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)
baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*
my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.
baby: ighbu.
sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!
baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!
sister: exactly!
baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.
my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?
baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.
[a split second goes by]
baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.
me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?
baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.
me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?
baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.
*pronounced like "on" without the n
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they all hate me
you do too
shut up
stop hiding it just come clean
you all hate me and its okay
i don’t care! im good alone
i never wanted friends
especially not backstabbing ones
#foxtail posting#sad boi hours#vent kinda#vent#vagueposting about shit going on in my life time!!!!!
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Fabian Angst:
Vibes With Mild Fabian Angst:
Fic That I Just Like (Tfem Bucky)
hey hey hey do u wanna read my (really bad) fabian angst fic(s)? cuz imo growing up w bill seacaster as a dad fucked that guy UP
(i am exclusively externally motivated and want more compliments on my fics)
YES ABSOLUTELY
‘fabian angst enjoyer’ is my middle name
but yeah thinking about fabian’s childhood Fucks Me Up….. my guy that’s not normal i Prommy
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its done. i shall post tomorrow 👍👍👍👍👍 it kinda sucks but whatever :))
hey ant. i think you fixed my writers block. ant. ant how did you do that.
yay yippeee!!!!!
shit ig im magic. news to me but fuck yeah ! /silly
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@funnier-as-a-system
im a different girl every hour u have to understand this
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