#not goats

[jennyfromthebes]

[image description: a photo of two block-printed patches, one on blue fabric and one on orange. the print design is a vertical rectangle depicting a landscape, with a road leading across an empty field and a large sun and clouds in the sky. a scarecrow is positioned next to the road, and birds fly across the clouds. all-caps text across the sky reads "Not entirely alone", with the sun as the "o" in "not". end ID]

hello narcissist cookbook fans on tumblr! if you're going to the 09-06 OKC or 09-07 Dallas concerts, I will also be there, and I've made patches to give out! look for the black jacket with the big gold spikes, can't miss it, see you there <3

[caprine-bees]

The sweetest, tidiest. Rude. Messy. Evil.

[john-gosh-darnielle]

I'm gonna need a spreadsheet.

[saltingthecookingwine]

Taxonomy was a fucking mess before cladistics, damn.

Still messy as fuck now but. C’mon. Eastern Kingbird is found in the west. That’s just not paying attention.

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[ghostatrandom]

Dude I heard we are gonna Relativity our falls?

[hasgavlebockenburneddownyet]

time lapse of all the birds yesterday

[helilart]

can't say that 2023 was my favorite

[robotslenderman]

BEHOLD, FOR NATURE RECLAIMS THE SACRIFICE THAT THE ESTABLISHMENT REFUSES TO ALLOW US TO MAKE. IF WE CANNOT BURN IN SACRIFICE TO THE GODS, THE GODS WILL TAKE WHAT IS THEIRS BY FORCE

[starving-dropartist]

They Scream together, like all good best friends do

[caprine-bees]

this is old but I'll post it anyways bc I love living remotely. friend was sleeping in a patch of sun on the side of the road

[goatmilksoda]

A question I get asked a lot while working at a public library is "how do you deal with homeless people?"

And the answer is, we don't.

The unhoused people who come here seeking refuge 99% of the time understand that they will be kicked out if they misbehave.

The people you have to watch out for are Jessica, who only came because the kid she didn't want had to visit for a homework assignment and she just *needs* to yell at her child for asking to borrow two books or stay an extra five minutes, or Michael, who came in to look at porn on our computers for whatever fucking reason, or Karen who just wanted to come by to throw a fit that the particular book she wanted was checked out and harrass our staff about our collection being too limited.

99% of the time, the people we need to ban are middle to upper-middle class white people while the homeless and mentally ill/disabled people mind their own damn business and are honestly some of the best patrons we have.

[eiraisnthere]

Happy to report that “a new threat has emerged”. The latest development in the goat saga is that the goat is being eaten alive by birds. This has, according to experts on the news, never happened before.

[wolfertinger666]

fuck queer sanitization!!!

(ft @wis-art Łucja) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[fogmoo]

Lamb to the slaughter