#incorrect+quotes

[dearlymrme]

Y/N: Okay, that's it! I will now torture you.

Terzo: Oh... Kinky.

Y/N: I think you are sweet and beautiful.

Terzo: Wh–? Wait–

Y/N: You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others.

Terzo: No...

Y/N Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.

Terzo: Stop! I need a safeword!

[incorrect-kttk-quotes]

Tamaki: I’m not a “serial” killer.

Ishikawa: That’s good- wait. Why did you emphasize “serial”?

[leo-artista]

Incorrect quotes ft. Stan twins

[unsung-idiot]

Stan was not prepared

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Bruce: Today I realised I'm old

Clark: What happened?

Bruce: I fell in the kitchen and instead of laughing, all my kids came running to see if I was ok

Clark:

Bruce: I saw fear in their eyes

[fandom--incorrect--quotes]

Marcille: so what’s for d-

Laios, already grabbing the nearest monster:

[everwalldigan]

Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???

[ahfrickenfrick]

vicki vale: and what do you have to say about the rumors that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person?

12 year old, newly appointed robin, jason todd: ??? that would be really weird cause i’ve literally seen them kiss before??

bruce: *in the Wayne tower, popping up from his paperwork* …something just happened…

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

[bisexualvader]

[dearlymrme]

Copia: What does it mean when you're flirting with a girl and she's crying while holding a crucifix?

Terzo: You may be coming on a bit too strong.

[bruciemilf]

Bruce: I know it’s hard, but you must remain forgiving and merciful, Jason.

Tim, who had to watch Bruce skin a man alive like a piece of salmon with a batarang for saying something rude about his then deceased son, throw him in the back of the Batmobile, and drive him to the hospital just to beat him up again:

[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Robin!Jason: I wonder if different brands of shampoo taste different

Dick: They do

Jason:

Dick:

Jason:

Dick: Wait, ask me again and I'll hesitate before answering this time.

[offical-absolute-supes]

Bruce: Damian care to explain why Dick is covered in blue highlighter ink?

Damian *who's holding said blue highlighter*: it's because he's important. I'm supposed to highlight only the important stuff.

Dick *who's face is covered in blue highlighter while also trying not to cry*: YoU tHiNk iM iMpOrTaNt?

Bruce: you can't just color on his face Damian

Dick *actually crying now*: he said I'm important-

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: The real reason Howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion.

Jason: This sounds like a joke but I read the book. This is the literal reason.