stitched-mouth

[stitched-mouth]

I have been waiting for Terrifier 3 for years as a long time fan but I’ve been unfortunate not be able to see it in theatres again.

The first two movies I didn’t see in theatres because I live in the UK (and it only played in the US until the third movie), and now the third one I’ve missed because I have the most dog shit work schedule ever. I work 11pm to 3pm 5 days a week and have only recently had energy outside of these hours.

Anyone know where I can watch Terrifier 3 in London? I’ve seen one or two screenings in Manchester and one in London but on while I’m working.

[stitched-mouth]

Tommy in juvy for the past x amount of time before Billy summons him at the witches road

[stitched-mouth]

Billy is gonna find Tommy in Thomas Shepherd’s body and Tommy’s gonna be like “what do you MEAN the closest dead body to you was a twink with loving parents and health insurance? I had to go three towns over and mine is a delinquent son of divorce!”

[stitched-mouth]

[stitched-mouth]

Why wasn’t you in the writer’s room? 😭

“i felt that five had to have a love story” okay steve !! fine. i’ll humour you. picture this : lila and five in the subway. they’re travelling to different timelines, loosing hope, trying to find a way home. then they get to a timeline and five sees dolores. but she’s a human, not a mannequin. he falls for her. loves her. wants to stay with her in her timeline. and that’s why lila has to force him to come home. she has kids, a husband, a life. five wants to stay with dolores more than anything. but he goes home, back to his timeline, because he knows he has to save his family. because he loves them more.

[stitched-mouth]

Anyone questioning how Billy’s soul was strong enough to reincarnate himself and his brother if he was ‘created’ with Wanda’s magic,

“Every mother creates her child with magic”

It the same explanation for Nicholas Scratch’s existence. He wasn’t conceived with sex or Agatha’s magic, he was created with Death’s magic and Agatha was the one forced to bear him. She grew to love him like a natural mother would but he was always destined to die, so in summary Death traumatised Agatha on purpose and seems to feel somewhat guilty now about it therefore gives Agatha ‘special treatment’. It’s implied she chose Agatha to bear her child because she was already in love with her and because Agatha is a powerful witch (ideal choice for someone looking to have child).

[stitched-mouth]

The idea of Death’s Kiss being what killed Agatha is just peak writing. Agatha wasn’t going to be an easy person to kill off, especially with how much Death cares for her (gives her special treatment).

Nicholas’s death also makes a lot of sense here too, him simply being the child of Death, it means he was destined to die. Add the implication that Agatha didn’t consent to or wasn’t involved with his conception makes it way more tragic.

Tommy is definitely going to be the most tragic MCU character yet, imagine being 10 years old and dying. You don’t know what’s happening, but you feel your brother grab your soul and reincarnate you. Into a teenage body (a boy undergoing changes your currently not equipped for), a teenage body of another kid you watch be murdered by his peers and now those same peers/murderers think you’re the boy you saw be killed. They think you’re their victim and you are, you’re in his body. He has no one he can turn to or receive support from and you can’t find your brother who did this for you, you just have to hope he finds you.

Seriously, I know for plot reasons we’re eventually going to see Tommy again alive but realistically anyone who would ended themselves before Billy found them. I’m scared Tommy is going to be a very tragic villain.

[stitched-mouth]

Just finished episode 6, holy shit, it’s the best writing Marvel has come out with in a long time. And Lilia is one of the best characters written in the last 5 years.

A shame she’s unlikely to return, I would of loved to see more of her

[stitched-mouth]

Hi! Okay firstly I love you work! I was wondering if you could write a one shot lien where art the clown and a fem reader is hooking up and the reader is like more on the skinny side of people and art see like a bulge from where he is thrusting and is like ether like weirdly creeped out by it or finds it hilarious. Also I hope this isn’t over stepping I read over your rules and I didn’t think it was but it is please don’t write it or feel like you have to and it is sorry! Have a good day/week

Hey! Thanks so much, I’m glad you like my posts.

I’d love to write this, I’m currently on hiatus and don’t often take requests while in hiatus but I’m still going to take this one because it’s amazing.

[stitched-mouth]

[stitched-mouth]

You should all know something important

If my boyfriend were to ever give me a free cheating pass, it would be with Austin Powers. My bf has agreed.

[stitched-mouth]

HOW ARE THERE NO AUSTIN POWERS X READER HERE???!?

So just watched the first Austin Powers movie for the first time, my boyfriend has been begging me to watch it for ages.

But he made a mistake, he has competition now.

I have the fattest crush on Austin Powers.

Also it’s crazy to me how versatile Mike Myers is as an actor. I don’t know how he did Austin Powers, and Shrek so close together.

[stitched-mouth]

Everyone saying they wouldn't fuck Austin Powers is a bitch and a liar. You might not want to sleep with him now but that's just because you have the protection of the screen. If you could experience his horny AOE in person, you'd be shagging before he had the time to say "groovy baby!" The man exudes rizz that defies all logic and negates all disgust. He pulled Beyoncé in one of the movies. Fucking Beyoncé. You think you're stronger than Beyoncé? You're not.

[stitched-mouth]

So just watched the first Austin Powers movie for the first time, my boyfriend has been begging me to watch it for ages.

But he made a mistake, he has competition now.

I have the fattest crush on Austin Powers.

Also it’s crazy to me how versatile Mike Myers is as an actor. I don’t know how he did Austin Powers, and Shrek so close together.

[stitched-mouth]

Before you post, think:

Is it groovy

Is it smashing, baby

Is it shagedelic

Does it give you mojo

Does it make others randy

[stitched-mouth]

s4 lila would make cottage core tradwife tiktoks and s2 and s3 lila would take an axe to her head for it

[stitched-mouth]

I love this series! Absolutely recommend.

My Beast/Belle smut master list

For ease of pointing my monster fucker readers to my Beast/Belle smut, here's a master list of all the fics and chapters I've written with some sort of sexual intimacy between Beast in his beast form and Belle, from most graphic/kinky to tamest.

🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Chapter 11 of "Transformation"

🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ "A scent there that wasn't there before"

🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Chapter 10 of "Transformation"

🌶️🌶️🌶️ Chapter 15 of "Transformation"

🌶️🌶️🌶️ Chapter 16 of "Transformation"

🌶️🌶️🌶️ Chapter 9 of "Transformation"

🌶️🌶️🌶️ "Scent doesn't lie"

🌶️🌶️ Chapter 8 of "Transformation"

🌶️🌶️ "Air heavy with the sound and scent of rain"

🌶️🌶️ "Warming up"

🌶️🌶️ Chapter 13 of "The Rose Brides"

🌶️ Chapter 9 of "The Rose Brides"

🌶️ Chapter 11 of "The Rose Brides"

🌶️ "Rose-scented bath water"

If you read and enjoy one of these stories, please leave me a comment! Thanks friends!

(Believe it or not, only about half of what I write is smutty, and only about half of that smut is Beast/Belle. So if this isn't your cup of tea, check out my complete master list for non-smut and/or non-monster stories.)