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Papa’s Pet
Pairing: Dr Martin Brenner x Fem! Lab Worker! Reader.
Summary: Dr Brenner will absolutely use you teach someone a lesson about the consequences of trying to steal what belongs to him.
Warnings: NSFW, Smut, Daddy kink (Papa), Not exactly public sex but y’all fuck in front of someone, Jealousy!, Jealous! Brenner, Creampie, Intercourse (P in V), Unprotected sex, Established relationship (?) this is kinda up to you, You belong to Papa, Reader is Papa’s Bitch, I am the Reader.
Writing Time: 1 hour.
Word Count: 1,374.
Format: Kinktober Fic, Day 25.
A/N:
Sorry to all the 001/Henry fans out there. I kinda did him dirty here. I love Henry and I’ll write another fic to make it up to him.
I’m so wet for Brenner though. An old hot crazy scientist? I’m already spreading my legs. Take me please, Papa.
I don’t know if it’s clear in the fic so I’ll explain it here. Reader is Brenner’s play thing, and Henry is caught trying to fuck the reader (flirting shamelessly with her in front of Brenner), to get a rise out of his Papa. But reader doesn’t realise what he’s really up to and thinks he’s after friendship, which is is happy to give. Brenner knows the truth and punishes Henry for it.
You felt beyond vulgar and used in the worst way possible.
It almost made you sick to your stomach. It was anyone else, you’d snap. Filled with rage and disgust.
But this was for the Doctor. Dr Martin Brenner. And it wasn’t much of a secret how much you loved the Doctor, or the lengths you’d go to please him.
Which is why you allowed him to drag you away to his office in the middle of your short scheduled time with the children, where 001 was already waiting, and throw you onto his chair (knees on the seat facing away from him) and rip your skirt up and tights and panties down. Exposing you completely to the men in the room.
“I’m sure you know why I brought both of you here today…” Dr Brenner sighed whilst stroking your wetting entrance slowly.
He continued, “I was pretty shocked and disappointed with both of you as of recently… maybe you didn’t realise how obvious you were both being, but I’ve seen the looks you’ve been each other… the little conversations you been having during and after work… I’ve decided I need to give you two a reminder of the rules here.”
You were frozen in fear, what was he talking about? Yes, you and Henry had been getting close as of recently but only as friends. You’d never betray your beloved Doctor like that.
You couldn’t see, but behind you Peter was also frozen in fear. He didn’t quite know where this was going. He had tried to anger his Papa by flirting with his naïve girlfriend right in front of him and did expect Papa to lash out and punish him, but he didn’t quite know what kind of punishment this was and the lack of knowledge and control scared him to say the least.
Dr Brenner stared Henry down as he shoved a finger inside of you, making you gasp and grip onto the chair harder. Brenner and 001 could see how wet just a finger could make you, 001 moved uncomfortably on his chair and tried his best to hide his growing erection.
But Brenner had already seen it, and it only made him angrier. To him, Henry had no shame. He shamelessly flirted with his girl right in front of him and how he was shamelessly getting hard right in front of him for his girl.
Brenner knew you had no real part in his, he never once doubted your loyalty to him. But he was a little upset you hadn’t seen 001’s bad intentions with you and come to him immediately.
But still, this was Henry’s punishment, not yours. Your punishment would come later.
Brenner unbuckled his belt and pulled down his trousers with just his free hand, before adding another finger into you.
He turned away from Henry to look at your bare ass and wet cunt and began stroking himself though his boxers, “I’m doing this to remind you both of your places, since you clearly need reminding. Henry, your place is beneath me and my darling… you should be grateful I’ve kept a failure like you around for so many years… and my darling,”
You slowly looked around to face him and your eyes met,
“… You’re my whore. I keep you around just to use whenever I please. You’ll do good to remember that.”
It stung…and made you wetter. To hear you meant so little to the Doctor broke your heart a little but you already knew it. But also to hear that the Doctor wanted to use you in filthy ways… I mean, a win is a win.
Dr Brenner removed his fingers from you and showed them to Henry. The young man closed his eyes and looked away, moving awkwardly in his seat again because his hard dick was starting to hurt against his trouser.
Brenner chuckled at him and placed his fingers in his mouth, sucking off your juices with an evil smile on his face.
You whined and whimpered, grabbing both men’s attention.
You shook your ass at the Doctor, “Please more Sir…”
Henry thought he was gonna be sick. He wanted to run away, but he knew running away from his punishment could make things even worse.
But Brenner was quite the opposite. He was always thrilled to hear you beg for him. And since you were handling this all so well, he figured you deserved what you wanted.
He pulled down his boxers and quickly sheathed himself into you. You both let out a groan and began eagerly rolling your hips together.
You bit your lip and ripped the chair beneath you, you needed some way to let out how good this felt.
“Oh Papa… I’m so sorry!” You cried, “I’d never betray you! I love you!”
Brenner gently patted your head and continued fucking you, “I know you wouldn’t, dearest. Papa knows you would never… God! You’re taking me so well!”
You came first with a loud almost pornographic, Brenner’s orgasm follow not far behind. You sighed as you slowly came down from your high, you stayed put just in case your Papa had more in store for you.
Dr Brenner sighed as he carefully spilled all of his seed into you, then tucked himself back into his trousers and turned to look at Henry.
His face was almost covered with his hair as he looked down, but Brenner could feel 001’s fury from a mile away. This punishment was a reminder that Brenner owned him, and he hated it. He always hated his Papa, but now he might hate you even more, for not helping him. And for choosing your evil mad Papa over him.
“Henry…” Brenner spoke out of breath, “Before you go back to work, look here.”
He pointed to your cunt, filled to the brim with his cum.
“I can’t stop you from thinking about my sweet Darling, but when you do, remember her filled up with all of me.”
Henry didn’t even bother to look. He begged neither of you noticed the tears sprouting from the corners of his eyes, but he knew Brenner definitely saw.
“Now go back to work.”
Henry was more than happy to run out of that office. Both to jerk himself off and to get as far away from the both of you as possible.
Brenner turned back to you and carefully pulled up your panties and fixed your clothes. He pulled you off the chair to face him and smiled at you.
“You did so well Dear.” He gently stroked your face, “You know Papa really does love you. I love you more than anything else in the World, actually.”
You smiled at your Doctor, your heart beating speed up to the point you though you might be having a heart attack. Your Papa did love you.
“I love you so much too Papa.”
Brenner smiled again at you and leaned down to kiss you gently.
It was better for you to enjoy the tender moment than to worry about how 001 would react or treat you after his humiliating punishment.
#stitched#stitched talks#stitched writes#stranger things#stranger things x reader#stranger things smut#st#st season 1#st season 4#dr brenner#dr martin brenner#martin brenner#dr brenner x reader#dr brenner smut#martin brenner x reader#martin brenner smut#stitched kinktober#kinktober#kinktober 2023
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Choking And Gasping
Pairing: Dream (Morpheus) x GN! Submissive! Reader.
Warnings: Smut, Choking, Tears from sex, Daddy kink, Innocent? reader, Dream is a bastard who guess off on you whimpering.
Summary: Morpheus discovers he loves the sound of hearing you struggle to breathe.
Writing Time: 20 minutes.
Word Count: 374.
Format: Kinktober Headcannons, Day 19.
A/N:
Short again but idgaf. I’m in the middle when it comes to writing for Dream, there was a short period where I really wanted to when the series first came out but I didn’t and now I don’t really want to anymore. But still feel like I need to make up for the time I wanted to and didn’t. Oh well.
Also I got to meet Tom Sturridge and Mason Alexander Park last year at MCM. I’ll repost the photo with this work. They are both lovely people.
It feels so weird to write smut whilst picturing someone you’ve actually met
• Dream could be a little shit at times.
• Especially in the bedroom.
• He loved to tease you.
• There was just something about watching you squirm and cry and whimper that he couldn’t resist.
• He loved being here. In his domain, leaning over you as you cried and begged for him.
• Not only did it make him rock hard, but it also made his heart flutter.
• You submitting you him in this way and trusting him completely.
• Also letting him see you in such a vulnerable state.
• Your hitched breath, your gasps from air as he continued to squeeze harder and harder on your throat…
• It all nearly made him cum in his pants.
• Dream stroked your cheek with his free hand and smirked down at you, whilst you looked up at him with desperation in your eyes.
“Oh my sweet Lover…” He purred.
“Please Dream,” You cried softly and barely able to speak with the pressure on your neck, “Please just fuck me already.”
• You must love stroking his ego, I mean why else would you do it so much?
• You weren’t really that naïve… was you?
• Dream squeezed your small neck tighter making you choke and gasp again, even if your neck wasn’t small it definitely was in his giant hands, and stared into your eyes.
“Of course you pretty little thing. Daddy will give you what you want now…”
#stitched#stitched talks#stitched writes#stitched’s kinktober#kinktober#kinktober 2023#the sandman morpheus#the sandman#the sandman x reader#morpheus#morpheus x reader#dream x reader#dream smut#morpheus smut#the sandman smut#tom sturridge#mason alexander park
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Car Hookups
Pairing: Oboro Shimurako x Fem! Reader.
Summary: You and Oboro regularly meet up late in his car for sex.
Warnings: Smut, Car sex, Oral sex (make receiving), Intercourse (P in V), College AU, Casual sex, Protected sex (the second time I’ve remembered to use a condom in my works), Reader sends Oboro a nude and Oboro jacks off to it,  Masturbation, Oboro and Reader smoke weed, So sex whilst on drugs?
Writing Time: 40 minutes.
Word Count: 930.
Format: Kinktober Imagine, Day 12.
A/N:
I think my imagines are just short fics now. Oh well. I love Oboro and would love to write for him more so please send requests for this boi! Car sex is hot so I’ll definitely be writing this again, I can’t believe I haven’t before.
I purposely didn’t add Oboro’s exact dick size here because it’s supposed to be the reader’s idea of the perfect size, which is different for everyone.
Imagine leaving your dorm late at night to run out and meet Oboro in his car for a dicking down.
This had become a regular thing for you two. Having sex in the middle of the night in his car. He would text you around 11pm asking if you was busy or available to meet a few blocks down from campus.
You had always said yes and ran down there to meet him. You couldn’t quite remember how this started but it’s not like you was complaining. Even if you knew that your roommates knew exactly what was up.
You weren’t exactly subtle leaving in the middle of the time with just your phone and clothes on your back and coming back about an hour later with your clothes and hair all messy.
It was a great stress reliever for the both of you. You had been stressed out a lot with all the assignments you had and Oboro was the same but also with all the hero training too.
When you two would meet up Oboro was always in the driver seat smoking a blunt. He happily past it over to you when you got in next to him and you two would get high before the main event.
When you indicated you was ready, Oboro would eagerly pull down his pants and smile at you. His dick was beautiful, you thought. The perfect size, thick and veiny. Just looking at it made your mouth water and your pussy clench. You would get to work immediately, leaning down and putting him in your mouth.
Your head would bob up and down quickly as Oboro finished off the blunt, sighing the smoke up into his car slowly. You knew it was the best feeling for a guy ever. Smoking a joint whilst getting head. You was happy to be the one to give that kind of pleasure to Oboro.
You could tell Oboro was about to let go inside your mouth when he started gripping and pulling on your hair slightly whilst groaning loudly. You sighed as you pulled his erection out of your mouth and he whined.
You pulled the pretty much finished blunt from his fingers, took the last puff and threw it out the window before climbing into the back seat.
Oboro was eager to join you. He would help pull your clothes off and lay you face down into the seats. He pulled the wrapped condom from his pocket and had you tear it open with your teeth before chucking the wrapper somewhere and pulling the rubber down his length.
Once you were both ready, Oboro would push inside and give you a night to remember. Lots of skin slapping and moaning. The windows would be steamed up in no time and the car would be shaking and grabbing the attention of anyone walking by.
You and Oboro would have to go multiple rounds in back. Just to make the most of the condoms and space you both had.
Oboro’s aftercare is beautiful. He would light you up another blunt and cuddle you in the back seat. Even give you a small back massage because he knew how uncomfortable laying down on the back seat was. Also rub your head if you had head butted yourself due to the lack of space.
You’d definitely have to rub his head too, there’s no way his clumsy ass didn’t bang his head whilst fucking you in his car.
Oboro never failed to ask if you wanted to go eat before he dropped you back to campus, even though you always said no. He’d also if you wanted him to drive up closer to your side of the campus so it wasn’t just a long walk for you. You’d say no again, because if he did that it would be a longer walk for him seeing as his dorm was on the other side.
You would walk back to your dorm with a giant smile of your face. It was dark so you was sure no one would notice the cum on your face and in your hair and honestly you was right. With how dead it was and how fast you was to jump in the shower afterwards, nobody saw your filthy ‘freshly dicked down’ look.
Before stepping into the shower, you send Oboro a photo of yourself. Completely nude, in front of the running shower and covered in cum which was now brightly lit from the bathroom light.
He took till after you was done in the shower to respond. You knew he was getting off to your sexy picture.
His text back was, “When are you next free 🙏🍆💦?”
#stitched#stitched talks#stitched writes#mha#my hero academia#bnha#boku no hero acadamia smut#boku no hero academia#mha smut#bnha smut#bnha oboro#oboro shirakumo#oboro shirakumo smut#my hero academia fanfiction#my hero academia smut#oboro shirakumo x reader#stitched’s kinktober#kinktober#kinktober 2023
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More of my thoughts of Five x Lila
Spoilers for S1-S4
I still don’t know if I like this pairing, but I’ve thought a lot about Steve Blackman’s (TUA main producer and writer) comment about Five needing a love arc this seasons;
totally ignoring the fact that a lot of Five’s arcs are love related (he loves his sibling so much he’ll do anything to protect them and he showed his love and determination with Dolores before this - Five’s whole character is about how deeply he loves) .
So, he’s also a massive hypocrite because Five’s whole character is also fucking TRAGIC, his deep love for his family fucks him over and over again and eventually kills him after this. He arguably wasted his life trying to save himself and his siblings from a tragic but ultimately inevitable death.
And his love for Lila was also fucking tragic because she rejected and possibly used him in the end. His first real heartbreak at 71 years old and it destroys his relationship with one of his closest siblings (yes, he literally saves Diego’s ass the most and then suddenly hates him in the finale??) and they both die full of hate.
That’s trauma, Steve Blackman, how could you think this was a good reward for Five’s character after everything (yes he said this too)??
Five literally named his wife misery (Delores’s name means misery) and dedicated most of his life to her.
I’m crying about Five agony and trauma again. I loved you and you’ve been through much in the story but now also in the writers’ room which I could never protect you from.
I also think all the characters were thrown more trauma and PAIN this final season by the Netflix’s episode cut and lazy writers.
#stitched#stitched talks#stitched writes#netflix#tua#the umbrella academy#number five#five hargreeves#tua five#steve blackman#five x lila#poor five#umbrella academy five#five tua
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Added so more to this
Want to know another reason Five x Lila is sick?
It’s heavily implied Five had a relationship with the Handler before the first season, who raised Lila solely and was Lila’s adoptive mother. So not only did Five cheat with his brother’s wife…
he also, at 70 years old, fell in love with his ex’s daughter who is around 35 years younger than him.
And the worst part is the writers know this and say shit like, “we earned this relationship” when she’s still married to his brother who currently realising how much he loves her and is willing to give up his career dream just to make it work with her 😐
And Five x Lila was introduced one episode before the show’s finale so technically pointless too
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Five is such a hater cause like
I mean, yeah be upset you’re here about to do something really bad that you’re being forced to do and lost money on a chocolate bar you couldn’t even get…
But still why? This is pure hater behaviour and not the only time Five has been like this. Not upset about it though, this is the Five I fell in love with
#stitched#stitched talks#stitched writes#netflix#tua#the umbrella academy#number five#five hargreeves#tua five
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This is not a Five x Lila meme. Do not tag it as such
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Want to know another reason Five x Lila is sick?
It’s heavily implied Five had a relationship with the Handler before the first season, who raised Lila solely and was Lila’s adoptive mother. So not only did Five cheat with his brother’s wife…
he also, at 70 years old, fell in love with his ex’s daughter who is around 35 years younger than him.
And the worst part is the writers know this and say shit like, “we earned this relationship” when she’s still married to his brother who currently realising how much he loves her and is willing to give up his career dream just to make it work with her 😐
And Five x Lila was introduced one episode before the show’s finale so technically pointless too
#stitched#stitched talks#stitched writes#netflix#tua#the umbrella academy#five hargreeves#number five#tua five#five x lila#lila pitts#lila hargreeves
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Meet The Fives
Fandom: The Umbrella Academy.
Pairing: Other Five x Female! Reader x Brisket Five
Format: Long NSFW fic.
Summary: After losing your husband in the time travel subway, you meet several different Fives. Two of them, stand out to you.
Warnings: SMUT! NSFW! Seriously, this is some of the filthiest shit ever written. I finally got to write something with a stuck kink, something I love. It’s very consensual but stuck fantasies always need a CNC warning. Cheating, Angst (?), Cum eating, Threesoom (MxFxM), Spit roasting, Vaginal sex, Oral sex (male receiving), lots of grammar mistakes don’t be mad 🙏
Writing Time: 3 hours.
Word Count: over 3,500
A/N:
PLEASE READ MY NOTES BEFORE READING MY STORY, THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY IMPORTANT
Thank you to everyone that encouraged me to post this; @ifellinto-fantasy @voteforevilthoughts @fartsquelch7 I really hope you guys enjoy and stick around for a possible part two
You can skip straight to the smut, it’s sectioned off and highlighted.
I’ve had an idea to write a stuck smut fic with two Fives for ages now, so happy I finally did so. But this work isn’t perfect, like always I put a lot of into setting up the story and the smut and ending slightly suffered. I forget sometimes that I don’t need to give a backstory to all my stories, I’m sorry.
The backstory also might not make a lot of sense to everyone but I explained as well as could and even if there is a massive plot hole in this fic, please pretend like you don’t see it 🙏
But I’m still happy with the way this came out and I hope you will too.
But also some explanations, there’s a huge inconsistency with how long five worked for the commission, he is 13 years old when he jumped forward to the apocalypse and spends 45 years there and 58 years old when he jumps to 2019. But every source online confirms he worked for the commission for 4-5 years before he jumped to 2019… meaning he actually spent 40 or 41 years in the apocalypse and was 52 when he started working for the Commission. This is why in one line of this I mention that Five was 52 years old while working for the Commission. Feel free to correct me if you know something I don’t.
And the reader loves Bailey’s Hot Chocolate because I do.
Please enjoy!
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It wasn’t such a great time for you, you had been wondering around the disconcerting train station. Your husband, Five, had brought you and Lila with him by accident due to his familiar but different and uncontrollable power and the bad part is you had been standing on the platform staring at the confusing map too long to notice your husband and your sister-in-law stepping onto a train.
It had left without you. And Five’s attempt to blink off the train when he realised you weren’t going to make it on was futile.
You tried your best not to panic, this wouldn’t be like the last time Five time travelled, right? He’d be back to any minute now, all you had to do was wait, right?
Yeah well you waited hours before deciding to step onto another train, it left from the same platform so it had to take you to him, right? You’re not right very often here.
You stepped onto the train and tried your best to navigate, but honestly, nothing made sense to you here. You had a very strong feeling the train maps were created by another Five in his own made up language, you just had to hope your Five would figure it out and find you.
You had so much time on the platform to remind how you had met Five while you both worked at the Commission as partners. You were only 20 years old but well-known as the Commission’s best assassin, hence why you were partnered up. You had been trained to kill since you were a pre teen and loved it, but you loved Five more than anything else. When you met Five, he was 52 years old, making Five very wary around you and avoiding you and his feelings for you until it was too much. You both finally hooked up after 2 years of working together and clumsily but intensely flirting, you called him your hot stuff and he called you Princess, he was hot and you certainly behaved like a Princess. He brought you back to 2019 with him and you had unofficially married right before the first end of the World. Legally doing so after Allison reset the Universe and living and again working together at the CIA.
You stepped off the train slowly and cautiously, when you deemed it safe you began calling for your husband. No response and nobody was in sight. You were about to step back onto the train when you noticed your husband, well he looked like your husband, walk past the train.
You suddenly felt extreme relief and joy as you ran after him, “Five! Hot Stuff!”
He kept walking so you continued chasing him and grew furious when you realised he could definitely hear you but not stopping, “Old man! Fuckface!”
You suddenly stood in front of ‘Max’s Delicatessen’
You looked around, bewildered and confused. Five quickly made his way inside but turned to look at you first and wink. The wink unsettled you. Something so Five and usually so comforting, now ate your stomach left and it feeling uneasy. That was not your husband.
You didn’t feel completely unsafe, but more intrigued instead. So you slowly entered the Deli and looked around, maybe 50 different Fives all enjoying themselves with coffee and deli meats. A few of them looked back at you in shock and or horror. The Deli became slow and quiet.
“Oi, Hot stuff!”
A Five was gesturing for you to join him, the same one you followed. You slowly moved over to his table.
“She’s mine, boys.”
Nearly all the Fives sighed sadly and continued with themselves. You raised an eyebrow at the Five now in front of you, “I’m definitely not yours.”
“Aw, was hoping I could convince you.” He smirked, “Please sit, Hot Stuff.”
You sat down and decided to mess with him, “I knew you wasn’t him. My Daddy usually calls me Princess.”
This Five choked on his coffee and you grinned, just as another Five dressed as a waiter, delivered you a Bailey’s Hot Chocolate. You were confused how he knew what you wanted before you had even ordered but you were even more confused with how he stared at you nervously. You had only once seen fear in your husband’s eyes and you had both fought the end of the World 3 times and worked as assassins together, it terrified you to see your Five or any Five scared. Especially of you.
They both quickly collected themselves, waiter Five left the table and the Five sitting opposite you dapped his face with his napkin before looking back at you.
“Well, I could call you Princess if you prefer. But only if you call me Daddy.”
“No thanks, I’m looking for my husband.” You sighed.
“Well, if he’s not in here, I haven’t seen him. He’s likely lost… with Lila.”
You raised an eyebrow, “How do you know he’s with Lila?”
“Because he’s not the first Five to get stuck down here with a Lila and cheat on his beautiful wife.”
“Cheat? You must be mistaken, my Five and I—“
“I’m really sorry Princess, but I am definitely not mistaken. If your Five isn’t here it’s because he’s not welcome, there’s a strict no cheating on your perfect wife ever but especially not with your brother’s wife policy here. Unless the World is actively ending, then we make an exception to associate with those Fives. Any of us, would reach out to help another one of us if lost, unless we spot them with a Lila.”
You glared at him, very offended. But the longer you stared into his eyes, you could see his sadness and pain. Your gaze soften but you still didn’t believe him.
“Maybe… maybe one or two Five would do that but mine wouldn’t.”
“Look, I would never do that and I’m disgusted some versions of me would. But as soon as one of us comes here with a Lila, it happens, it’s pre determined. And getting stuck down here, it’s our punishment… at least we leave them alone as punishment.”
“I still don’t believe you.”
“I don’t expect you too. I don’t doubt you love him and that he loves you too, but… I don’t know, I don’t know why any Five would betray their wives. But none of us are perfect and some are just totally undeserving of you.”
“Where’s your me?”
“Dead. Like most of you, sadly. You don’t tend you survive on your own down here… I didn’t come with Lila, I came here with only my lovely wife and… after so many years trapped here, she didn’t see a way out so… yeah.”
He trailed off and looked down, nearly in tears. His wife killed herself. You carefully took his hand, this may not be your Five but this one was so open with his feelings and staring at you with such loving eyes that warmed you similar to how your husband’s used to, you’d be lying if you said your marriage had been perfect so far, recently you hadn’t touch each other in months and you had no idea why and was too scared to ask (but cheating didn’t seem like the answer, but maybe it was and you hadn’t noticed?). You was also having trouble disconnecting the Five in front of you from the feelings you still had for your husband.
He sniffed his brewing tears away and looked back at you.
“But anyways, I found this Deli afterwards. A lot of us here, wondered in one day or was found by another one of us and was brought here. One of us could get you home if you wanted but we wouldn’t want to let you go especially if your timeline is ending, which it likely is.”
You sighed and gently rubbed his hand.
“Five… if my husband doesn’t want me anymore, I’d rather… find another Five who wouldn’t betray me.”
He gave you a small smile, “Look around and take your pick, Princess.”
You looked around at all the Fives in the room, all of them just as handsome as your husband but no familiar feeling. Expect the Five currently in front of you.
“Maybe I’ll pick after finishing this.”
You picked up your now lukewarm Baileys Hot Chocolate and began gulping it down. After the day you’ve had, you needed to get drunk, hopefully it would be easy since you hadn’t eaten yet and if these amazing Bailey Hot Chocolate kept coming and you kept chugging them. Five chuckled a bit before sipping on his own coffee. You quickly waved the same waiter Five for another, he promptly brought you another as well as some of your favourite snacks.
“So is the lovely young lady staying?”
You could still hear the nervous tone in his voice but it was more friendly now. You smiled at him and nodded.
“Wonderful, let me know if you need anything else.”
“Oh I will. Get me another one of these but hold the hot chocolate this time.”
You gave him a naughty grin as you looked at him up and down and quickly smacked his ass, he blushed and hurried off to help another Five. The Five in front of you chuckled again.
“What? I can pick anyone of you, right? That makes sexual harassing Five service works ok, right?”
“You are right. That’s Brisket Five, he wrecks shit.”
“Yeah hopefully he’ll be wrecking my pussy soon.”
Five choked on his coffee again but then laughed hard.
“Are you drunk already, darling?”
“Trying to be.”
He nodded understanding why.
“Hey! Brisket Five, scotch!”
A few hours later you and your new Five were drunk as skunks. The pain of losing your husband had been temporary forgotten, drowned in your and this Five’s shared sorrow and liquor. You had a new Five that already loved you and wouldn’t betray you. And if that didn’t work, you still had many choices to repair your broken heart. You didn’t know if you were going to go back to you and Five’s family but you had all the time you wanted to decide, considering time was technically stopped in train stations and Deli.
But don’t get me wrong, you were heartbroken and angry underneath your giddy drunken laughter and desperate to get rid of the pain that was at risk of spill out of you in uncontrollable tears.
It was closing time and Brisket Five was shooing all the drunk Fives out, including you. He still blushed and stuttered around you, telling you that this Five must be a lot younger than the other. You asked and found that mentally he was only 35, he was one of the few Five’s that didn’t get stuck in an apocalypse and instead grew up with his siblings. But he wasn’t as lucky as he seemed, growing up with his siblings and never working for the Commission meant he never met his you.
You and your new Five giggled and stumbled as you stepped out of the Deli, you drunkenly shhhed Five and he shhhed you back making you both laugh loudly. The moment suddenly became serious as you gazed into each other’s eyes and eventually began kissing.
His tongue was ferocious, you could feel had touch starved he was, much like your original Five. Your tongues danced sloppy but it was so intense and intoxicating you could feel your vagina open and burn with need. You strongly considered turning around and bending over for him right where you was but he suddenly broke away.
“Shit, I forgot my jacket.”
You rolled your eyes and began peeking in through the windows for Brisket Five, nobody was in sight and the lights had been turned off, except for one around the corner of the Deli, it looked like the kitchen.
“Can you blink inside?”
Five shook his head, no.
“Well didn’t you say it would only be closed for 2 hours? Because they are trying to be 24/7?”
“My map is in it.”
You sighed and made your way to the kitchen window and knocked gently, the window was unlocked and slowly creeped open the more you pushed on it. You poked your head inside and saw no one, you sighed again about to look back at Five but you felt touch your back gently.
“Please, let me help you inside and you can get it for me?”
“Ok.”
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You agreed seeing the task as easy, you maybe drunk but you’re still a cold blooded killer, you can break into a Deli easily and grab a coat. And even if you got caught, you’re you, any Five would let you off freely.
You crawled inside and pressed both your hands on the low kitchen counter in front of you, accidentally knocking over a pan you didn’t notice. You gritted your teeth as the pan hit the floor and made a loud bang noise.
“Pull me back! Pull me back!”
Five heard your whisper yelling and began trying pull you backwards by your hips, but you was stuck and all he did was pull your jeans halfway down.
‘Fuck’, you thought. You were definitely way too drunk for this.
You heard some shuffling in another room and in stepped Brisket Five.
“Hi…”
“I already told you, we’re closed Darling.”
“I know, I’m sorry but—“
“No no no babygirl, you can’t just break in and enter. Especially not so poorly.”
He walked over to you and was now face to face with his crotch. It gets better, you could hear the Five behind you groan with need and begin pulling off your jeans and panties all the way down. Your eyes widen with shock and lust as you heard him spit into his hand and then feel him slowly enter you.
Your burning cunt accepting him easily and you gasped with excitement.
“Um, I.. I’m sorry… let me make it up.. to you..”
Brisket Five was beyond shocked with your suddenly breathy horny voice and even more shocked when you began pulling his belt, pants and boxers off. You stared into his eyes as you licked up and down his dick before taking it fully into your mouth.
He groaned as you began moving your head back and forth, just as the other Five fucked you slowly but so deeply. Your cunt tighten as you took Brisket Five down your throat and Five moaned loudly, he grabbed your hips and increased his pace.
So you increased your pace, moving your mouth up and down faster on the younger Five’s cock. He sighed in pleasure and gently put his hand into your hair and moved your head back and forth. You was Heaven, being spit roasted by two Fives’ was your ultimate wet dream. And both of being so touch starved and whipped for you meant they were more than happy to take anything you gave them.
As you slurped down one Five’s dick and got pounded by another, you decided to never fucking leave.
You felt yourself nearing your release, so you threw your hips back, forcing Five to go deeper and pound your walls harder. Brisket Five’s large cock was nearly suffocating you, just how you liked it. You sucked like your life depended on it, only feeling desperation to have all of them both. You came and whined around Brisket Five as you did so.
Seeing you orgasm and stare so intently at him as you did so made him lose it.
“Fuck!”
Brisket Five suddenly ripped his soaking dick from your throat and with all his might began pulling you through the window, Five though, held onto you as tightly as he could. You let the two Fives fight over you, too drunk and pussy whipped to do anything. Brisket Five won and he pulled into him then stood up carefully and looked out the window at Five.
“You coming in?”
Five suddenly blinked inside.
“You, you asshole…”
“Sorry Princess, I knew you’d bend over me but Brisket Five needed some action too.”
He grabbed the back of your head and pushed you onto your knees and forced his dick down your throat. You choked slightly at first but Five throat fucked you through it, ignoring the tears running down your red puffed out cheeks and burning throat.
Brisket Five stood and watched for a second while jerking himself off before deciding to get on his knees behind you and enter your pussy. He moaned loudly and eagerly began fucking you.
The two seemed desperate and hellbent on using your holes as much as they could, sexual frustration had taken them over completely and they were blood thirsty, well in this case pussy thirsty.
After what felt like an eternity of being on your knees begging for more, Brisket Five cried as he came inside you. You came again at the same time. Five took slightly longer to enjoy your mouth but eventually pulled out and came onto your face. You moaned as he did so, relieved from your second orgasm and the ability to breathe again. His hot wet semen spoiled your face and you smiled up at him.
The Fives looked down at their work proudly. Brisket Five helped you slowly to your feet and you moaned again quickly as you felt his cum drip out of you, you began shamelessly scooping it up in your hands and licking it off your fingers and licking at the corners of your mouth for Five’s cum.
Brisket Five’s face flushed and he stuttered out, “I’ll get you a towel.”
He scurried off, almost tripping as he tried to fix his trousers as he walked.
You smiled and looked at Five, who was also fixing his trousers, he noticed you looking at him and he suddenly kissed you deeply. Your holes felt so used and your heart felt so loved and in love.
Yeah, you was never leaving.
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PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT PART TWO AND ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR IT, I HAVE AN IDEA BUT NEED MOTIVATION TO WRITE IT
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reblog or comment if you want to read a five x reader x five smut inspired by the diner fives from s4 i wrote, if i get more than 5 people I’ll post it soon and tag everyone who asked
Edit 07/02/2025: It’s here
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Five And Lila Season 4
I really needed to get this off my chest. Over the last month or two I’ve thought a lot about this ship and why it was included in the last season. I really didn’t like the first time I watched, it feel rushed and uncomfortable.
But I’ve been growing to actually like the ship.
People will definitely disagree with me, but since the beginning when Lila was introduced in Season 2, I did see more for Lila and Five in a relationship rather than Lila and Diego. I never completely loved Lila and Diego but I felt like the writer really wanted Diego to have a consistent love interest at that time and having Lila and Diego in the mental hospital was the best way to introduce Lila to the Umbrellas.
But because they went that way, it makes Lila’s and Five’s romance extremely forbidden and the fans would obviously hate the ship. It also doesn’t help that when the actors, Ritu Aruya (Lila) and Aidan Gallagher (Five) first met, Aidan was underage. It must of been very weird for Ritu to act out a romance with someone she saw as a child just 4 years ago. It also the opposite in the show, with Five being mentally 70 years old (53 when he began working in the commission, 58 when he left although this doesn’t make sense it’s how the writer went, 63 years old almost 64 beginning of S4 then 7 years in the subway) and Lila only 43 years old (she was 30 in S2, 36 at the beginning of S4 then spent 7 years in the subway) The age gap is weird both ways. Because of this, I really don’t know if they should have perused this plot.
But that doesn’t mean I don’t see the potential and the beginning of their romance makes complete sense to me. Being stuck in time together and being stuck for at least 6 years because they act on their feelings for each other. They already had the potential and matched personality wise, now they are forced to rely on each other and spend all their time together. Of course it became romantic between them.
I think the reason why I like the romance compared to others is because I can detach Diego from the situation, which might not be a good thing, but it’s because I always saw more potential in Lila and Five than Lila and Diego. Lila and Five are such similar people, they were both trained to kill and are traumatised in such a similar way. They both have impulsive tendencies and lack of sanity, Diego never really matched Lila’s energy. And another reason I like this romance more than others is because I love forbidden romances. While most fans loved Lila and Diego and they hate forbidden romances which is why they hate this ship. But honestly, y’all should have seen this coming this show loves forbidden romance just look at Allison and Luther being introduced in the first season (and is comic book accurate) and then Luther and Sloane. It’s obvious the writers never had an issue with making the fans uncomfortable with certain romances.
But I do have a strange reason for not completing liking this ship myself (other than this, I like it a lot), obviously other than the cheating on Diego part but I was really hoping to see a more fleshed out relationship between Five and Delores, I’ve been wanting this since season one and feel robbed of it. But I can kinda forgive it because if Five was lucky enough to get stuck in the apocalypse with another ‘real’ person, Lila was the best person…. Although I think they should have created a whole new character for this plot line, ideally Dolores or someone that reminds Five of Dolores.
I think liking and also hating the ship are both valid opinions and the writers should have known the fans would be very likely to react negatively.
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I need more people in my life who are head over heels for Hanta Sero like I am 🥺🥰
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Insatiable Needs
Pairing: Estefania x Fem! Reader.
Summary: When Steve is unable to fulfil Estefania’s insatiable needs, he calls a friend.
Warnings: Smut, Girl on Girl, Extreme libidos (both Estefania and reader), Marathron sex, Multiple orgasms, Oral sex (fem receiving), Face fucking, Hair pulling, Cum eating, Fingering, Pussy fisting, Cum, Strap-On, I call the reader a filthy animal and a whore, Reader and Estefania don’t speak the same language so can’t communicate (dub-con?).
Writing Time: 3 hours (with breaks).
Word Count: 550.
Format: Kinktober Imagine, Day 15.
A/N:
I wrote this at work. I’m fucking crazy. This might be my filthiest work yet. I’ll kill for Esty to sit on my face.
Imagine being the only one able to barely satisfy and keep up with Estefania’s needs.
Steve had called you in the middle of the night, clearly out of breathe and tired and irritated. You could hear his new wife, who you had yet to meet, screaming in the background. You was unable to understand what she was saying as you didn’t speak Portuguese.
He begged you come to his immediately and you did.
Totally shocked to lay eyes on the most beautiful Brazilian woman you had ever seen. Despite screaming aggressive in a language you couldn’t understand, she was still beyond attractive.
Steve grabbed your shoulders and… begged you to fuck his wife. You blinked widely in shock and then laughed. You thought it was a bad joke.
But Steve was dead serious. He explained that his new wife from Brazil had an insane libido and that he couldn’t keep up, and also that Estefania wouldn’t stop yelling at him until she came for the 5th time.
You was a little offended that Steve had called you for this, clearly assuming you had a high sex drive also, instead of calling a sex worker.
But to be fair, Steve knew you a bit of whore especially for drop dead gorgeous women. He had known you a long time and knew of your sex desires, you had shared them to him in confidence because friends talk about sex.
You couldn’t past up on this offer. So it wasn’t long before you was head first and fist deep inside of his wife.
Estefania giggled and cried as you finally gave her the orgasm she so desperately needed.
“Oh Baby.. oh Baby!!”
Her sweet cries filled the room and your cunt soak the fabric covering them. You was dry humping the carpet like crazy, you filthy animal.
You continued lapping fisting at her pussy like a mad woman. Once she came again, she needed no time to recover. She ripped you up by the hair and threw you on the bed next to her.
Estefania pulled a strap-on from under the bed and once it was on, she fucked you into oblivion.
Did she ask? No but you didn’t care. You was loving it too much and taking it so well, whore.
You came after only two thrusts but like Esty, you needed no recovery time. And was throwing your hips against her, begging for more.
Esty happily obliged and continued fucking your dirty pussy. You cried and screamed into the pillows, turning around and making eye contact with the Brazilian beauty, making Estefania cum screaming into her strap-on. Her 7th orgasm of the night.
And you two were far from done.
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