#incorrect vines

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Dick: Happy Chrismis!

Damian: What is Happening.

Tim: Is Chrismimth.

Damian: what are you fools-

Steph: Merry Crisis!

Damian: Father, they have lost their minds.

[All four stare at Bruce expectantly]

Bruce, sighing: Merry Crysler.

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: How does it feel to be the worst Robin ever, huh?

Jason: Shut up, your mom buys you Megablocks instead of LEGOs.

Damian: You better take that back!

[nosyrobin]

*The group is getting into the car*

Damian: I’m driving.

Wonderboy!reader, out of view: Shotgun!

Billy, turning to face reader: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except reader: WOAH-

Wonderboy!reader, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 35

Tim: You ever wanna talk about your emotions, Damian?

Damian: No.

Jason: I do.

Tim: I know, Jason.

Jason: I'm sad.

Tim: I know, Jason.

[itscrazycasey]

Ah yes… Peter…

Peter, in the lab: Mr stark, are we cooking today or what!

Tony: Peter, we aren’t… in the kitchen?

—-

Peter: Mr. Stark, you’re girly pop!

Tony: … What?

—-

Tony: how are you feeling webs?

Peter, after a battle, in the med bay: Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!

Tony, concerned: What… does that mean?

Sam, laughing: Watch your profanity!

Steve and Bucky, confused: What the hell?

—-

Tony, his hands busy, handing over a piece of paper: Pete, can you read this to me?

Peter: actually, I never learned how to read.

—-

Natasha, fighting Peter on his homework: If you don’t do your work you’re going to end up at McDonald’s-

Peter: we goin’ to McDonalds if I don’t do my work?

—-

The avengers having a summer party

Tony: Peter what do you have-

Peter: A KNIFE!

Tony: WHAT? NO-

—-

Peter: So I was sitting there, BBQ sauce on my titties…

Tony: Peter you don’t have- what?

@spiderman-is-me

[amazing-spiderlad]

Vaggie: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE IN TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR! GET UP THERE!

Angel, climbing: This hotel is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

[hurtspideyparker]

Steve: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions Bucky?

Bucky: No

Tony: I do

Steve: I know Tony

Tony: I'm sad

Steve: I know Tony

[puzzled-pegasus]

Frank: This is...so dumb

Jason, fully standing on Frank's shoulders: The higher I am, the better I can see.

Frank: You can---you can fly.

Jason: Hush now, Frank. I am searching.

[emmikay]

Mustang: Hey, want to help me commit a felony?

Hawkeye: Colonel! What the hell?!

Mustang: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Mustang: (whispering) Want to help me commit a felony?

Hawkeye: (whispering) Of course sir, what do you need?

[charmingradiobelle]

Charlie: do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Al?

Alastor: no.

Sir Pentious: I do!

Charlie: I know, Pentious.

Sir Pentious: I’m sssad!

Charlie: I know, Pentious.

[gay-dorito-dust]

Aegon: hey, how are you-

Cannibal: *growls*

Aegon: *clings onto reader* GET YOUR FUCKING DRAGON BITCH!

Reader: he doesn’t bite ☺️

Aegon: YES IT DO!! HE EATS EVERYTHING THAT MOVES!!!

[magicandmundane]

Hunter, to Omega: You know, an operation like this can be real dangerous, so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when carrying out the plan.

*flashback*

Clone Wars Era Hunter, on the battlefield: *air horn noises* Get fucked!

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Robin, this is a crime scene.

Robin!Stephanie, pulling ice cream out of a freezer: Is this the murder weapon? No? Then get off my back.

[mandoriana]

Merlin on his least suspicious day in Camelot.

[nerdasaurus1200]

Post 600 Strike, I feel like this happens-

Odysseus: *gets anywhere near Poseidon*

Poseidon: *shrieks* GET YOUR FUCKING HUMAN, BITCH!

Athena: He don’t bite.

Poseidon: YES HE DO-!

[incorrect-agatha]

the end of the final fight in episode 8, basically:

Agatha: What do you have? 🤨

Rio, running at Billy: A KNIFE!!!!!

Agatha, running after her: NO!!!