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What Gwen should have said to Morgana when she had depressive thoughts:

Gwen: There are people waiting to meet you. People waiting to love you. There are places standing still, waiting for you. Something very beautiful might happen tomorrow morning. There is so much waiting for your arrival. Get there.

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Leon in any stressful situation the knights put him in:

Leon: Wow, that was the closest I’ve come to having a heart attack. Please, let’s not try that again.

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Gwaine walks in on Merlin pinning Arthur against the wall.

Gwaine: 🫢

Arthur/Merlin: 😐

Gwaine: Pay me enough money and I’ll pretend I didn’t see anything��

Arthur: Merlin and I are married!

Gwaine: But you should be resting after the last mission, what will Gaius and Leon think about this?😏

Merlin throws a bag of coins at Gwaine’s head.

Merlin: Get out of here, snitch.

Gwaine: It’s great doing business with you, my Kings.

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Witch *turns Arthur into a frog*: NOW SUFFER HAHAHA...

Arthur, calmly sitting on a leaf.

Witch: Huh? Aren’t you even a little upset?

Arthur: No, actually, for the first time, I think I’m happy.

Witch: wait no…You should hate it, you know, this was to make your life hell...

Arthur: My father was Uther Pendragon.

Witch: I know, but…

Arthur: I was locked in a tower with a teacher who beat me whenever I made a mistake… I was only 2 years old.

Witch: But…

Arthur: I was sent to the battlefield as soon as I turned 10, and sorcerers have been trying to kill me since before that…

Witch: 😰

Arthur: I’m happy being a frog.

Witch: Bu-but…

Arthur: Shut up, im a frog now 🐸

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Merlin to Leon at some point in their eternal lives:

Merlin: I was just remembering when Arthur and I were in a boring meeting and Arthur said, “There are 20 minutes left in over, that’s 4 times 5 minutes.” That’s how I got through the meeting, it’s how I get through my immortality, and it’s how I’m going to get through life.

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Morgana when asked how her life is going:

Morgana: “Well? I’m not. Bad? There are people much worse off. Dead? It’s not that bad. Alive? Hard to say. Existing? That’s debatable.”

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Merlin after a long day at work:

Merlin: “Wrapping up another day full of new achievements! A new pain in the lower back, two more voices in my head, new traumas, and a new twitch in my left eye. Oh well, there’s more tomorrow!”

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MERLIN AS NATSU AND ARTHUR AS LUCY

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!!ADULT CONTENT WARNING!!!

[MERTHU FANART 18+]

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What a hell, I loved that!

The king gets high because of a remedy and Gaius is attentive to take care of the king.

Uther: You know, sometimes I think I should thank the gods that Arthur is gay and Morgana is lesbian, because I'm a man without fears or worries. I thank the gods every day because I will never wake up and find out that I am the grandfather of illegitimate grandchildren.

Gaius (drinking tea): It must be difficult for a father to find out that his child is gay, right?

Uther: In the beginning it's hard, and then it's wonderful.

Gaius: Oh, I see. 🙄

Uther: It's good to see, so when Merlin comes out of the closet, you'll be used to it. 😏

Gaius (tea choking): What Merlin?! My son Merlin?! But he's not gay!

Uther: Of course he is, Gaius. Super gay, I bet he's already having sex with all my knights.

Gaius (indignated): This is indecent!😡☕️👌

Uther: You look at Merlin standing there, and you can say he's gay, accept Gaius. 😌

Gaius: If he were, I would accept it, but my son is not gay, he was raised by his mother and ended up being more delicate...

Uther (put your hand on your friend's shoulder): Gaius, let me tell you something? Our children are gay, they're all gay. It's genetic.

Gaius: What genetics, who in your family is gay!?

Uther: Agravaine.

Gaius: Huh!? 😱

Uther: Agravaine is gay.😌

Gaius: Lord, your brother-in-law is the most depraved man I've ever known, he flirts with every woman he sees! 😠

Uther: Yes, to hide that he's a gay man, why he's a gay man who didn't develop right.🙂

Gaius: What about my family? Where's the gay for my nephew to have gay genetics!? 🤨

Uther: Your sister is obvious!

Gaius: Hunith!? But she likes men!

Uther: She doesn't like guys, strong women like her don't want to know about men, they want other women because they're too smart for men.

Gaius: *Get up the tea and leave the room*

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Someone take away my desire to draw Arthur and dragon Merlin in indecent positions!!!😭 (without anything sexually explicit)

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Gaius: Your efforts today will be your fruits of tomorrow, Merlin, patience.

Merlin *on the verge of a breakdown*: Where is this damn tree so I can rip the fruit off with sheer anger! I’ve been waiting for this ‘tomorrow’ since I came to Camelot! If effort really bore fruit, I would have quit my servant job and opened a market to sell them!

Gaius: No, son, you didn’t understand, what I meant was…

Merlin: If I ever find out where these trees of tomorrow are, I’ll take an axe and clear them all, rip the fruit off with my teeth! And I’ll come back with a basket full of fruits like a lovely peasant girl after her harvest.

Gaius: Son…

Merlin: Because if I have to wait for tomorrow to reap the fruits, we’re all screwed because I’ve been waiting for ten years! What I haven’t lacked in my life is effort, so where are my fruits!

Gaius: 😟

Merlin: Some son of a gun must have put pesticides on that blessed tree! Not even a seed to give hope, not even a cherry smaller than my nipple has reached my house! Maybe the trees are in drought, needing fertilizer, because it’s not possible that I’ve worked myself to death and no fruit has grown yet!

Gaius: Merlin…

Merlin: The way things are going, I’m planting hope and harvesting only disappointment!

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Hunith giving advice:

Hunith: “For those who want to have children, I say don’t, because if you are lucky enough to have an adorable and well-behaved child, it’s wonderful, but I wasn’t so lucky. Merlin came with a terrible factory defect. He is the son of a single and poor mother, and he was born allergic to eggs.”

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Arthur, whenever a new enemy tries to kill him for his father’s sins:

Arthur: “If I had known they would condemn me so much for something I didn’t even do, I would have gone there and done much worse!”

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Merlin leaves Arthur alone to buy food:

Arthur: Here, I bought a sandwich for you. *Hands over a normal-sized sandwich*

Merlin surprised: Oh, thank you… wait, have you eaten?

Arthur: No, I bought one for myself too. *Takes out a sandwich almost a meter long*

Merlin: 😨

Arthur: 😁

Merlin: Arthur, for God’s sake! You bought me a miniature sandwich and for yourself, you bought a sandwich the size of Excalibur!? 🤣

Arthur shrugs: It’s the same filling in both, mine is just bigger because you said you weren’t hungry!

Merlin, incredulous, watching Arthur eat: Sir, are you really going to eat that whole bread!?

Arthur: Yes, of course, I’ll eat until I’m no longer hungry. I got the bigger one because I knew the small one wouldn’t satisfy my hunger.

Merlin: I don’t even know if that giant sandwich will satisfy your hunger either, sir, because when I first met you at the beginning of this relationship, one steak was enough to satisfy your hunger, but now you’re eating a whole cow! 🤣

Arthur: Don’t exaggerate, Merlin. 🙄

Merlin: Wait, are you pregnant?

Arthur: What? 🤨

Merlin, mocking: Who knows, right? With all the food you’re eating, you must be eating for two!

Arthur: Go to hell, Merlin.

Merlin: I’m serious, Arthur, I’m getting worried that you won’t find food portions big enough to satisfy your hunger anymore! There’s not enough treasure in Camelot’s vault to sustain your hunger!

Arthur: I also bought a juice, look. *Shows a huge bottle of lemon juice*

Merlin: Jesus my God! The bottle is almost twice your size 🤣🤣

Arthur: Don’t exaggerate, it’s just to go with the sandwich.

Merlin: 🤣