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Morgana: What's the first thing you notice in someone?

Merlin: How emotionally unavailable they are.

Arthur:

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Merlin: What would you do if you found out your partner cheated on you?

Arthur: I'd thank them for their honesty...

Merlin: Really?

Arthur: No. I'd burn their soul through seven different reincarnations.

Merlin:

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Arthur: What was the happiest moment of your marriage?

Ygraine: When I died.

Arthur:

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Merlin: Would you marry a woman who already has a child?

Balinor: Of course, I’d treat them like my own...

Merlin: Oh

Balinor: I'd abandon them

Merlin:

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Morgana: What's something you've never done with your boyfriend that you really want to?

Arthur: Win an argument.

Morgana:

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Morgana: What's something you've never done with your husband that you'd like to?

Ygraine: Divorce him.

Morgana:

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Morgana: Uther, are you in favor of open relationships?

Uther: No.

Morgana: But...

Uther: If the relationship is open, it kills the thrill of cheating.

Morgana:

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Been working on these for the past week!

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Obi-Wan Kenobi coming home tired and needing to vent, only to find his Padawan, Anakin, completely distracted.

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I don't know if I see Arthur and Merlin doing that or if I see Arthur and Gwen in that situation!

Would Arthur call Merlin Mommy or Daddy? #ArthurhasDaddy/Mommy issues

@sue.rose

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Arthur, Merlin, and Gwaine are on a trip together:

Gwaine: Everyone always says to turn lemons into lemonade, but some people pay others to make it for them, and some people have a dull knife and brute strength.

Merlin: Sometimes life gives you lemons, but while you're making lemonade, you forget and rub your eyes with lemon-covered hands.

Arthur: You know, ever since Merlin and you started talking about lemons, I've been craving lemon pie, lemon cake, lemon juice...

Gwaine: ... is there such a thing as lemon cake?

Merlin: Seriously, that's your concern, Gwaine? And Arthur, stop thinking about food—at this rate, your belt won’t even close anymore!

Arthur: Weren’t you the one who said eating lemons helps you lose weight?

Merlin: Only if you walk 20 km from the castle every day to get the lemons yourself!

Gwaine: Have you ever thought that lemons might be a human invention—a sour orange mixed with a fruit called citron?

Merlin: How did we even end up in this conversation!?

Arthur: I don’t know, you and Gwaine started talking about lemons.

Merlin: 🙄

Gwaine: Can we stop somewhere for lemonade?

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Nyanakin with his friends

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Arthur:*Complaining about something while looking disheveled and sweaty.*

Knights:*Listening normally.*

Merlin: *Obsessively watching.*

Arthur: ...

Merlin: *Staring at Arthur without blinking.*

Arthur:Are you listening to me?

Merlin: You know, just a tip, but I think it’d be in the best interest of all your knights if you stopped looking so hot while giving orders and arguing with me...

Arthur:What! 😳

Merlin: *Licks his lips and smiles.* Just saying, sir.

Leon: Get a room, you two! *So tired.*

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Arthur is captured by pagans.

Arthur *in prison*: So, don't panic, but I think I accidentally volunteered to be a human sacrifice.

Merlin, *trying to open the cell where Arthur is held*: HOW?!

Arthur: Well, I don't know, I mentioned that a prince can't engage in sexual relations before marriage, and I guess they figured I was a virgin.

Gwaine *dying of laughter*: 🤣

Merlin: Oh, for the love of the gods. Hang tight, we're almost done unlocking this damned lock.

Arthur: Okay... just be quick, if you can. It looks like they're preparing the fire.

Leon *looking at the pagans preparing torches*: I don't know, sir, I think those are just decorations...

Lancelot *looking pale*: I think they plan to throw you into the volcano...

Elyan *looking nauseous while staring at a cauldron*: I think they want to eat you...

Percival *laughing*: Eat, sure, but not in the way you guys are probably thinking *points to a large bed surrounded by torches and flowers*.

Gwaine: Oh my God *sees some naked people* ... so Merlin, maybe it's better to let the princess have a little fun with...

Merlin *jealously breaks the cell door*: Get out of that cell now, Arthur, we're leaving, now! *growls*

Arthur *gulps and steps out of the cell*

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Gwen: Arthur would you like to help me pick out my outfit for tomorrow?

Arthur: Sure

Gwen: Good! let's get started

Arthur, *three hours later, sprawled out on the bed*: i don't know, Gwen. i liked the eighth one but the sleeves were a little much? the shoes with the third one were nice. if you take the accessories you planned to put with the fifth one and combined that, then...

Merlin *walking in*: there you are. i was wondering where you two...

Arthur: Don't just stand there. help

*Another hour later*

Gwen: There. What about this?

Arthur and Merlin , *both sprawled out on the bed*: Good, perfect

Merlin: though i did prefer the boots

Arthur: No one asked.

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Merlin: can I have some help? any advice? Gaius? Kilgarrah? someone? anyone in the Magic at all?

Mordred: I can help you.😃

Merlin: 👀

Mordred: 😀

Merlin: that one is on me, I should have known better than to ask for help.

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Morgana: You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl.

Arthur: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Merlin could fight in that dress either.

Merlin: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.