#incorrect sonic

[incorrect-sonic-the-hedgehog]

Shadow: *minding his own business*

*Shadow's phone rings.*

Shadow: Yeah?

Sonic: *over facetime, drunk* You wanna know how perfect you are?

Shadow: Uh-

Sonic: *holding a chili dog* You see this chili dog?

Shadow: Yeah-

Sonic: For you, I'D DROP THIS CHILI DOG

Shadow: Sonic-

Sonic: *drops the chili dog*

Sonic: It's gone! Forever!

Sonic: I'm not even gonna try to eat it off the ground!

Shadow: You do that?

Sonic: STAY FOCUSED SHADS

[shadow-coolness]

Sonic: Didnt you die?

Shadow: Sadly yes….but i Lived!

[blahlahblash]

can it please be December 20th right now because AHHHHHHH

Edit: for context this is a random incorrect quote 😭

[incorrect-sonic-the-hedgehog]

Opal: Shadow, where’s Sonic?

Shadow: Out

Opal: Out… where?

Shadow: Just out. Why, do you need him for something?

Opal:

Opal: Let him out of the pantry

Shadow: Yes ma’am.

sorry not sorry

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula.

Clark: I was breastfed actually.

Bruce: Nice. Rub that in my orphan face, why don't you.

[0vergrowngraveyard]

classic knuckles is bad with kids

[podrid0s]

another incorrect quote with these uglies I hate them

[fabuloustrash05]

Tom: Who’s Rouge?

Sonic: Knuckles’ girlfriend.

Maddie: Knuckles has a girlfriend?!

Knuckles: She’s not my girlfriend.

Tom: How long has this been going on?!

Tails: Four months.

Knuckles: She’s NOT my girlfriend.

Maddie: So let me get this straight, for the last four months Tom and I have been asking you three “what’s new” and none of you thought to tell us that Knuckles has a girlfriend?!

Knuckles: SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!

[akarisandraws]

NEW PART OF THE INKTOBER SAGA IS UP!! -> https://youtu.be/9ISPG0VUBU4

Meanwhile i'll leave you with a classic for day 18~

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

Amy: We call that a traumatic experience.

Amy, turning to Knuckles: Not a "bruh moment."

Amy, turning to Shadow: Not "rip."

Amy, turning to Tails: Not a "failed oversight on my part".

Amy, turning to Silver: Not an "omen of destiny".

Amy, turning to Rouge: Not a "failed mission".

Amy, turning to Blaze: Not a "display of weakness to the royal bloodline."

Amy, turning to Cream: Not a "whoopsie daisies".

Amy, turning to the Chaotix: Not a "day without a paycheck".

Amy, turning to Sonic: And definitely not an "oof lmao".

[incorrect-sonic-the-hedgehog]

Coming Out

Silver: That's right - I'm straight*!

Opal: Stop it, Silver! You're upsetting your mother!

Blaze: *sobbing* WHERE DID WE GO WRONG???

[shadow-coolness]

*Evil SonicVerse*

Scourge: This could literally not get any weirder.

Cinos: Oh it CAN get weirder!

[shortnsweetsposts]

*Some self enlightenment cultists broadcasting themselves all over Gotham*: You're free now! Free to express yourself!

*Wonder!reader shaking Jon*: Oh, no. The last thing we want is Damian expressing himself. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!

[theocddiaries]

Shadow: Hey, um… I’d like to know if you’d want to have dinner with me tonight? Sonic: Oh. Yes. Yeah, sure, no problem. I was already planning to have dinner tonight, you really know me well.

[cartoonartistpng]

Incorrect Quotes 5

[0vergrowngraveyard]

getting grounded speedrun