#incorrect sonic

[incorrect-sonic-the-hedgehog]

Shadow: *minding his own business*

*Shadow's phone rings.*

Shadow: Yeah?

Sonic: *over facetime, drunk* You wanna know how perfect you are?

Shadow: Uh-

Sonic: *holding a chili dog* You see this chili dog?

Shadow: Yeah-

Sonic: For you, I'D DROP THIS CHILI DOG

Shadow: Sonic-

Sonic: *drops the chili dog*

Sonic: It's gone! Forever!

Sonic: I'm not even gonna try to eat it off the ground!

Shadow: You do that?

Sonic: STAY FOCUSED SHADS

[shadow-coolness]

Sonic: All women are queens Scourge. You cant just treat them like objects you fuckhead!

*Sonic launches a Sonic Wind at Scourge but before it hits him Scourge begins to transform*

Scourge: If she breaths…shes a THOOOOOOOOOOT! *Scourge goes Super*

[incorrect-sonic-the-hedgehog]

Opal: Shadow, where’s Sonic?

Shadow: Out

Opal: Out… where?

Shadow: Just out. Why, do you need him for something?

Opal:

Opal: Let him out of the pantry

Shadow: Yes ma’am.

sorry not sorry

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula.

Clark: I was breastfed actually.

Bruce: Nice. Rub that in my orphan face, why don't you.

[0vergrowngraveyard]

classic knuckles is bad with kids

[akarisandraws]

NEW PART OF THE INKTOBER SAGA IS UP!! -> https://youtu.be/9ISPG0VUBU4

Meanwhile i'll leave you with a classic for day 18~

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

Amy: We call that a traumatic experience.

Amy, turning to Knuckles: Not a "bruh moment."

Amy, turning to Shadow: Not "rip."

Amy, turning to Tails: Not a "failed oversight on my part".

Amy, turning to Silver: Not an "omen of destiny".

Amy, turning to Rouge: Not a "failed mission".

Amy, turning to Blaze: Not a "display of weakness to the royal bloodline."

Amy, turning to Cream: Not a "whoopsie daisies".

Amy, turning to the Chaotix: Not a "day without a paycheck".

Amy, turning to Sonic: And definitely not an "oof lmao".

[cartoonartistpng]

Incorrect Quotes 5

[sdv-said-what]

Ironic how Elliot can't swim, yet he lives by the ocean. (At least that's my personal headcanon, just for funnies)

[palmtreepanix]

[incorrect-sonic-the-hedgehog]

Shadow: *listing what he wants in a spouse*

Sonic: ARE YOU WRITING THIS SHIT DOWN MILES-

[shadow-coolness]

Silver: Are you like um….my dad?

Shadow:….What?

Silver: Like are you the father of me and shit?

[shortnsweetsposts]

*Some self enlightenment cultists broadcasting themselves all over Gotham*: You're free now! Free to express yourself!

*Wonder!reader shaking Jon*: Oh, no. The last thing we want is Damian expressing himself. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!

[glitchedcosmos]

Sonic: sometimes shadow mumbles in his sleep it’s adorable

Shadow, asleep in sonic lap: fight me..I dare you…I have a gun bitch…I’ll end you all..

Shadow: nestles further in sonics lap sighing contentedly

Sonic , glancing down fondly: he’s precious

[0vergrowngraveyard]

getting grounded speedrun

[neometalsilver]

love the sillies