#incorrect royal quotes

[21stcenturyroyals]

INCORRECT ROYAL QUOTES | 21ST CENTURY ROYALS (2000-2099) | 1x24: “There's a new King in town”

[the-royal-meme-blog]

Harry: Even Catherine and I have been getting closer. The other day, she gave me half of her sandwich. Catherine: I mistook him for a garbage can.

[wambsroy]

Margaret: are you kidding me? tony and i do not have pet names for each other

Elizabeth: oh really? do you know what bees make, margo?

Margaret: honey?

Tony, from across de room: yes, darling?

[incorrect-royal-quotes]

Prince Harry: Don't open pandora's box, there's just more dicks in there.

[incorrecthomer]

Menelaus: So, how’s parenthood treating you? Penelope: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying, though. Menelaus: Don’t worry, it’s normal for babies. Penelope: What? The baby’s fine. I was talking about Odysseus. Odysseus, sobbing from Telemacus' room: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

[protagaster]

Odysseus, looking down at his kneeling wife, child, and their patron God: What did you three do?

Penelope, covered in blood: ...

Telemachas, also covered in blood: ...

Ares, trying to hide a couple of bloody spears behind his back: ...

Odysseus: At least tell me this: how many bodies do I have to hide this time?

[agreatandhonorablesoldier]

incorrect quotes: rwrb edition (1/?)

[tsukii0002]

Mc throughout the year trying to survive and making decisions that otherwise would have killed them. To be honest bad decisions most of the time.

All the cast: Thank you Mc, you changed our life for the better.

Mc: You're welcome????

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[zee-has-commitment-issues]

Everyone: you’d really give up the crown for Simon?

Wilhelm: I’d give up the crown for two jellybeans and a butter sandwich, but sure blame Simon.

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Scott: What—what the hell is this? Did you…with Derek? Derek Hale? Fuck!

Stiles: Scotty! Breathe!

Scott: Don’t you tell me what to do, Stilinski!! How long has this been going on?

Stiles: Since New Year’s....

Scott: Oh god. And who else knows about this?!

Stiles: Literally no one but you. And Peter.

Derek: And Isaac, Erica, Boyd.

Stiles: And Jordan

Derek: Oh, and I told Cora.

Stiles: Aw, I didn’t know that.

Derek: Yeah, she was really happy for us.

Stiles: Oh, I can’t wait to see her again. She’s really—

Scott: Okay! Shut up, okay? The both of you! I need to think.

Stiles: Don't tell my dad!!!

Scott: Seriously?!

Stiles: I haven't told him!

Scott: Oh, gee, Stiles! I’m sorry to interrupt your process of you fondling with the Alpha, but you’re the one who decided to put your dick into the only heir left of the Hale family!

Derek: Technically, if my parents find out I slept with Stiles, I’d be disowned anyway—

Scott: NOT TALKING TO YOU DEREK

[21stcenturyroyals]

What do you think about the King?

[isabel-lillah]

Regulus: This can't get any worse, can it?

Evan: Sure it can, just give me a minute to tell you what Barty did.

[simsim54]

Stranger: *Gesturing to Alex* Is this man bothering you? Henry: Yes, but he is my husband. I signed up for this

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#547 Not in front of the babies-

You are currently dressed up in silks and cloak for Your and Silver's presence doesn't startle the locals of briar valley...tho having Lilia & Baul as your outfit helpers were...

Yuu*is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

RoyalGuard!Lilia*Eyes glued to the knot holding your pants to your...soft human skin waist*...Like its slips on and off really easily...

Yuu:...

RoyalGuard!Lilia*Realized a tad too late what he said*N-No, I didn't mean it like that-

Baul*With Baby Sebek and Silver climbing him like monkies, unmoving looking at Lilia with judgy eyes*We know what you meant

[incorrect-royal-quotes]

William to Harry: You tried to assassinate Dad with the sun.

[incorrecthomer]

Odysseus: Penny... Penelope: Ody, I’m trying to sleep. Odysseus: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel people in their stomach? Penelope: Penelope: What the actual fuck