#incorrect royal quotes

[21stcenturyroyals]

INCORRECT ROYAL QUOTES | 21ST CENTURY ROYALS (2000-2099) | 1x24: “There's a new King in town”

[the-royal-meme-blog]

Harry: Even Catherine and I have been getting closer. The other day, she gave me half of her sandwich. Catherine: I mistook him for a garbage can.

[wambsroy]

Margaret: are you kidding me? tony and i do not have pet names for each other

Elizabeth: oh really? do you know what bees make, margo?

Margaret: honey?

Tony, from across de room: yes, darling?

[incorrect-royal-quotes]

Alexandra Romanova: I hate talking about myself.

Maria Feodorovna: Get over it. I talk about myself constantly. Everyone loves me for it. I really am amazing.

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[incorrecthomer]

Menelaus: So, how’s parenthood treating you? Penelope: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying, though. Menelaus: Don’t worry, it’s normal for babies. Penelope: What? The baby’s fine. I was talking about Odysseus. Odysseus, sobbing from Telemacus' room: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

[protagaster]

Odysseus, looking down at his kneeling wife, child, and their patron God: What did you three do?

Penelope, covered in blood: ...

Telemachas, also covered in blood: ...

Ares, trying to hide a couple of bloody spears behind his back: ...

Odysseus: At least tell me this: how many bodies do I have to hide this time?

[agreatandhonorablesoldier]

incorrect quotes: rwrb edition (1/?)

[tsukii0002]

Mc throughout the year trying to survive and making decisions that otherwise would have killed them. To be honest bad decisions most of the time.

All the cast: Thank you Mc, you changed our life for the better.

Mc: You're welcome????

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[zee-has-commitment-issues]

Everyone: you’d really give up the crown for Simon?

Wilhelm: I’d give up the crown for two jellybeans and a butter sandwich, but sure blame Simon.

[wakingupthetrees]

i like to headcannon that legolas' habit of randomly bursting out into song and dance was one thranduil absolutely encouraged when he was younger

and from that I like to imagine baby lego with his ada visiting rivendell and absolutely terrorising elrond

Elrond: now, for this meeting i was hoping we could discuss-

*Tiny legolas bursting out into a song about a bird he saw. Thranduil smirking proudly and not bothering to stop him*

Elrond: oh fuck. there's two of them now

[21stcenturyroyals]

What do you think about the King?

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Scott: What—what the hell is this? Did you…with Derek? Derek Hale? Fuck!

Stiles: Scotty! Breathe!

Scott: Don’t you tell me what to do, Stilinski!! How long has this been going on?

Stiles: Since New Year’s....

Scott: Oh god. And who else knows about this?!

Stiles: Literally no one but you. And Peter.

Derek: And Isaac, Erica, Boyd.

Stiles: And Jordan

Derek: Oh, and I told Cora.

Stiles: Aw, I didn’t know that.

Derek: Yeah, she was really happy for us.

Stiles: Oh, I can’t wait to see her again. She’s really—

Scott: Okay! Shut up, okay? The both of you! I need to think.

Stiles: Don't tell my dad!!!

Scott: Seriously?!

Stiles: I haven't told him!

Scott: Oh, gee, Stiles! I’m sorry to interrupt your process of you fondling with the Alpha, but you’re the one who decided to put your dick into the only heir left of the Hale family!

Derek: Technically, if my parents find out I slept with Stiles, I’d be disowned anyway—

Scott: NOT TALKING TO YOU DEREK

[isabel-lillah]

Regulus: This can't get any worse, can it?

Evan: Sure it can, just give me a minute to tell you what Barty did.

[simsim54]

Stranger: *Gesturing to Alex* Is this man bothering you? Henry: Yes, but he is my husband. I signed up for this

[incorrect-royal-quotes]

I love your incorrect quotes 😂

Thank you that means a lot! -Molly

[incorrecthomer]

Odysseus: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Penelope or Telemachus. Diomedes: What? Not everyone likes Penelope and Telemachus. Odysseus: Who doesn't? Diomedes: Well... Odysseus: Names. Now. Give me their names