#incorrect the crown

[wambsroy]

Elizabeth: i think im in love with philip

Elizabeth: any thoughts?

Margaret: and prayers, you’re going to need them

[batcavescolony]

Odysseus: I've done things to get back to you. Many of them were hor-

Penelope: before you left for Troy I gave you one job, what was it?

Odysseus: ...to come home to you.

Penelope: exactly. I do not care what you had to do, I only care that you came back to me.

[i-only-see-daylight]

Aelin: If I died-

Rowan, sharpening his knives: Death will not get you out of this relationship.

[braxix]

Elrond: Cirdan could be eligible for kingship.

Galadriel: Why do you think that?

Elrond: I was looking into his backstory and it's so vague and ambiguous that we could probably pull it off.

Galadriel: Why were you looking into his background?

Elrond: Usual reasons.

[luxthestrange]

MASHLE Incorrect quotes#35 You can do so much better-

Dot: So you two are dating now?...

Orter & Magicless Y/n: Yes

Lance: …Why?

Orter: Well, I find Y/n appealing-

Wirth: We know that. We want to know why Y/n is dating you!-*Turns to You* Are you being blackmailed to keep Mash safe?-Blink if yes

Lance & Dot* Looking at you with a serious face*...

Magicless Y/n*Tries not to blink but blinks*I cannot blink-

Wirth*Sword out ready to strike his older brother*They Blinked, Lance Guard them!-

Dot*Worried looks at Wirth and Lance who are brawling and looks at you*...Um Ok serious talk, I'm happy Mister Orter found someone as amazing as you...um...I have a rebound already for you,just sayin-*Showing a picture of Rayne*

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[crimsonflowercrownx800]

Feng Xin, on the phone with Mu Qing: He's in the kitchen again.

Xie Lian, reading a recipe: "Beat three eggs." In what? Hand to hand combat?

Mu Qing: GET. HIM. OUT.

[demiboydemon]

King Rhoam every time he and Zelda talk

[21stcenturyroyals]

INCORRECT ROYAL QUOTES | 21ST CENTURY ROYALS (2000-2099) | 1x24: “There's a new King in town”

[jaggybot3000]

the ruler electric

(text in alt, my handwriting is shit)

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Miscommunication: Vaggie

Vaggie: (striking a pose with her hands set firmly on her hips)

Vaggie: Listen up, buttercups, I brought you all here to clear up one very, very important misunderstanding.

Hazbins: (blink in fear and confusion)

Vaggie: Ahem! (points to her hips as she summons her spear) These are not "childbearing hips". They were made for holding up the weight of Charlie's favorite strap!

Angel: (wheezes and hands 100 Hell Bucks to Husk) This is the best bet I've ever lost!

Cherri: Fuck! (passes 100 Hell Bucks over to Husk)

Husk: (smirks as he counts out his earnings) Pleasure doing business~

Niffty: OOOOOOOH!!! So THAT'S what's in the forbidden trunk I'm not allowed to clean.

Alastor: (scratched record noises)

Lucifer: (hyperventilating into a brown paper bag)

Charlie: (tries to make herself as small as possible from embarrassment)

[miharuki]

𝕴𝖓𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝕼𝖚𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖛 #1

[NAME]:I work with language ~

RAYNE:That's cool, what languages ​​do you know?

[NAME]:No, I spoke language, not languages, you know? Language? Tongue?

RAYNE:I understand -

[NAME]: Do not confuse things! You who are talking about languages

[NAME]:I work with tongue, tongue!

RAYNE:I know, it's just that I don't want to use you

[NAME]:BUT I WANT YOU TO USE ME!!, OH MY GOD !

[wambsroy]

Margaret: are you kidding me? tony and i do not have pet names for each other

Elizabeth: oh really? do you know what bees make, margo?

Margaret: honey?

Tony, from across de room: yes, darling?

[incorrect-star-allies]

*Magolor Epilogue*

Master Crown: How would you like to live forever?

Magolor: I'd hate it. Shut the fuck up.

[i-only-see-daylight]

Aelin: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Lorcan: I almost died. 

Aelin: That... was my favorite memory.

[frogprinsen]

Simon: Hey, Wille, could you do me a small favour?

Wilhelm: I would literally die for you, but go on.

[luxthestrange]

WTDSIK Incorrect Quotes#61 He comes back in-

Life with the demon king Delkira be like-

Delkira*pulls back the curtain while Y/n is showering* Delkira: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?

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Y/n*Lecturing him about boundaries and NOT coming in while you taking a shower*-Are you listening to me? Delkira*nods* Y/n: What did I just say? Delkira*nods* Y/n: ...

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An Accident Happened...you two got tad too drunk watching the British bake off-

Y/n: Look, last night was a mistake- Delkira*Laying next to you naked* A sexy mistake~ Y/n*Cant feel nothing from your waist to legs and has bite marks all over , annoyed* No, just a regular mistake.

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Another "This is the LAST time 'Kira"...even tho it's kinda never is-

Delkira: I'm sorry. I crossed a line. I didn't mean to!

Y/n: Who says that right in the middle of sex?

Delkira: I don't know! It just came out- People say weird things during sex all the time!

Y/n: Well, they sure as hell don't say that.

Delkira: It was the heat of the moment.

Y/n: No, the heat of the moment is, "Yeah, just like that", not, "Will you marry me?"

Delkira: I'm sorry, just give me another chance!

Y/n: So you can crawl under covers and go: "Hey baby, wanna go look for houses in neighborhoods with good schools"?

-After Delkira was "Kicked out" of your apartment again, he comes back to the demon world bored for a couple of days till he comes to crowns meeting with Sullivan-

Delkira: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Y/n is? Because Y/n is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass-

The Crowns"Who the devi is y/n!?-"

Sullivan*Facepalms and...feels pity for the human, having caught the eye of Del*...

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