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Miscommunication: Vaggie
Vaggie: (striking a pose with her hands set firmly on her hips)
Vaggie: Listen up, buttercups, I brought you all here to clear up one very, very important misunderstanding.
Hazbins: (blink in fear and confusion)
Vaggie: Ahem! (points to her hips as she summons her spear) These are not "childbearing hips". They were made for holding up the weight of Charlie's favorite strap!
Angel: (wheezes and hands 100 Hell Bucks to Husk) This is the best bet I've ever lost!
Cherri: Fuck! (passes 100 Hell Bucks over to Husk)
Husk: (smirks as he counts out his earnings) Pleasure doing business~
Niffty: OOOOOOOH!!! So THAT'S what's in the forbidden trunk I'm not allowed to clean.
Alastor: (scratched record noises)
Lucifer: (hyperventilating into a brown paper bag)
Charlie: (tries to make herself as small as possible from embarrassment)
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Hard To Get - Shawn Mendes
Wooooow,, this took me almost two weeks to write an its probably not very good lol. this was requested by the sweetest person every thank you for requesting.
Warnings: Smut
Now lets get into it and please send me feedback / requests yall i love them a lot!!
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This wasn’t really your scene, until tonight. The prominent stench of alcohol, wearing clothes that showed off a little to much skin, and being hit on every five minutes by a different guy. You were out with your friends just to get away from reality for a night. Dressed in a black top with thin straps and a low cut that was covered with mesh and light wash jeans that hugged your legs perfectly. Your feet were incased in black pumps that made your legs look miles long but you had to admit that the aching in your feet had started to become a pain in the ass. Your hair was pressed through a straighter and makeup felt heavy and a little sticky against your face.
Your elbow was resting on a high table in front of the drinks in the second bar of the night. You watched your two friends run off with two men doing who knows what, your gaze following them behind a wall before a smile broke out on your face and shook your head before taking a sip of your drink. You went to turn your body back to the table when your eyes met an intense pair of eyes the color of bark on a redwood tree seared into yours.
A little frightened at first then realizing that this intense gaze was being held by a man who looked about 19, dressed in a black buttoned down dress shirt with a design of white flecks across the fabric, his sleeves were rolled messily and bunched up before his elbow. His hair looked unruly, curls falling against his face and around the top of his head, his skin looked pale, but a little flush against the bold lists of the room. He was tall, taller than most people in the crowded, cloudy room and from the way his shirt was stretching across his arms, you could conclude that he was muscular.
He watched your eyes trail down his lanky body with a smirk etched on his lips and took a sip of his drink. Breathing seemed to become a little difficult when your eyes met his once again. He was almost inhumanly beautiful but you knew about guys like him, they’re extremely attractive and use that to their advantage to get in your pants.
You widened your eyes before a frown creased between your eyebrows and turning around. You were here to be the designated driver, not to hook up. After a few minutes the mysterious man waltzed over to your figure before introducing himself, “Hi, I’m Shawn.” He stuck out his hand which made your hand look about the size of pea.
Intrigued with his formal gesture, you placed your palm is his and shook it. You smiled at him, “(y/n.)”
“Can I buy you a drink?” He asked, licking his lips.
“If you want.” you rolled your eyes. It’s not like you were a rude person, but you have met one too many guys like Shawn.
“Judging by your body language, you look like you could use one.” He laughed and lord did he have a beautiful smile, but if this kid really wanted anything from you, he was going to have to do a lot more than buy you a drink.
After the drinks have arrived, you downed in before he could even pick up the glass. He looks at you with his eyebrows raised and the corners of his mouth tugging upwards. Rolling your eyes again he asks, “You like roller coasters?”
What the hell kind of question is that?
“Yeah.” you say sharply.
“Are you a screamer?” he laughs at himself a little.
“What else are you supposed to do on roller coasters besides ride them?” you snap at him, not understanding the point of this conversation.
He mumbles something under his breath then smiles again before bringing his drink to his lips. Your breathing started to become more rapid as you watched his adam’s apple bob as the liquid slid down his throat.
His finished glass was slammed down onto the wooden table a little too harsh for your liking before standing up and towering over you. Placing his palms on the table behind you and leaning so close to your face you can see the part of his cheek that is marked with a scar and his breath fanning over your face. You heart seemed to stop beating for a split second and eyes widening. You felt your confidence shrinking along with your posture to put as much space as you could between yourself and Shawn.
He lowers his head to burn his gaze into your eyes and holds eye contact with you for what feels like forever as he slowly licks his lips. He tilted his head to the side before speaking lowly in your ear, “(y/n), how about you meet me in the room in the back of this place? I bet I can make you scream a lot louder than you do on roller coasters.”
Although you cannot deny the heat that rushes throughout your body and the thumping sound of your hear in you chest, you scoff at him and it almost sounds like a laugh. “Fuck off.” You turn around quickly and returned to you position, slumping over the bar table.
He chuckles darkly before his chest presses against your back, “I’ll be in the back when you’re ready.” Then the hot presence behind you is gone and you feel yourself let out a sigh of relief but also a wash of disappointment that he didn’t do anything else.
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Your friends had come to talk to you about the ‘hottest guy they’ve ever seen in their whole entire life’ and your encounter with each other. You brushed it off and told them how much of a player he must be to have that much confidence in himself and to just walk up to some random girl and ask her to hook up in the back of a bar. They lectured you on how you need to loosen up and live a little which lead you to brushing them off and chasing the subject.
To your disappointment, you focus was placed upon a girls laugh, that echoed throughout the room. Over the fogginess of the bar you could see Shawn with a smirk across his lips, leaning over the girl with the annoying laugh. It wasn’t a pang, or a wash, it was as if lightning with the emotions of; jealousy, anger, envy, and disappointment hit you like a train. Maybe it was the drinks that amplified everything.
Your friend saw your face and grabbed your opposite arm to pull you back to face her. “I thought you said you didn’t like him, like at all.” she mumbled to you.
You shook your head and frowned, “No,” you (fake) smiled at her, “I mean I didn’t say that, but I don’t like him.”
She nodded before two men walked up behind her and your other friend with closed mouth smiles and hungry eyes. Rolling your eyes, you nodded your head at her to turn around and when she did, she jumped and wrapped her arms around his neck before being swept off of her feet and taken away to do who knows what with him.
You turned around to slam into a hard chest. Following the build of this mystery man’s body up to his face, it was Shawn. He wore a sly smirk as he looked down at you, “Like I said thirty minutes ago, I’ll be in the back if you need a good time. Don’t hold back anymore baby.” His lips traced against you ear slightly but just enough to send shivers down your spine.
He sauntered off into the dark alleyway that lead to a few bathrooms and storage rooms, looking over his shoulder to see if you were following him. Swallowing your pride, you straightened your shirt and took a deep breath before stepping through the crowd and around the brick wall to find him leaning up against it with one leg bent and his eyes darting to yours.
He looked at you, his eyes a different color than they were moments ago. He chuckled darkly which contrasted the bright colors of his cheeks that were now the color of roses. His bottom lip was pulled harshly into his mouth by his teeth then returning to their rightful place.
Your stomach dropped as if you were on a roller coaster when he took two large strides to press your back up against the wall behind you. With one hand, his fingers pressed into your lower cheek as his palm rested along the underside of your chin. His steamy lips pressed to your with so much force it hurt your teeth. Gasping for air after his lips sucked yours leaving them bruised and swollen, his teeth dug into the skin of your neck.
You winced as pain shot through you only to be subsided by the pleasure of his tongue rolling over your skin. The room seemed to rise 25 degrees and your skin seemed to be searing hot against his. He pushed his muscular thigh between your legs and you couldn’t help but let a moan slip past your lips.
Your eyes widen because almost no boy or man has made you moan before. His lips stopped their movements and he looked up at you with hooded eyes. A smirk crossed his cherry colored lips, the impulse to slap him and that stupid smirk that crossed his god-like features was flashing across your mind but before you could raise your arm his long finger rapped about you wrist to bring them in a tight hold above your head. A complain was about to fall from your lips but they were being pushed against Shawn’s before you could say anything.
With his free hand, his fingers swirled over the skin on your neck and the material covering your stomach before circling around the button of your jeans before popping them open and pushing them down to the ground. His thumb pressed into your hip bone as he sucked hickeys onto your neck which you would yell at him later for doing. Linking his fingers into the sides of your underwear he slid them down your legs as little bumps covered your skin because of the chilled air.
The pads of his fingers stopped in line with your hipbones on the middle of your lower stomach before looking at you. You almost gasped at his appearance; dark curls falling around the crown of his head due to you running your fingers through them, lips so pink they look the color of bubblegum, cheeks dusted with the color red, eyes dark but wide with curiosity, and skin steamy. He searched in your eyes for any signs for you to stop before you two went to far with each other, but found nothing.
Pressing is lips to yours quickly before moving down to your collar bones and sliding his long fingers lower. Immediately pushed his middle finger between your folds and up into you caused you tow gasp. Smirking against your skin he started to rub figure eights into the bundle of nerves as he pushed his ring finger into you. Moving in and out of you, your eyes rolled into the back of your head as your mouth hung open.
“Can you take another?” he asked, huskily in your ear.
You opened your eyes to meet his beautiful facial features again but shrugged your shoulders before Shawn slipped another finger into you. Your whole body felt as if it was on fire. Sweat was covering the top of your nose and underneath your eyes as the pleasure started to build up. Silencing your moans by covering your mouth with his he started to trail his steamy lips down your body. Pressing his lips above your belly button then right above where his hand is before coming back up to your lips.
He pulls his fingers out of you quickly before stepping back and shoving his pants to the ground. Your knees almost gave out as you collapsed against the wall due to the after shock of Shawn. He smirked as he saw you struggling to keep yourself up before mumbling, “Jump.”
With all the strength left in your legs, you leaped off of the ground to have Shawn catch your thighs and wrap them around his waist and presses you against the wall. He lifts you by your torso to slide into you. You couldn’t help your eyes rolling into your head and the whimper that leaves your lips as you hear him let out a deep groan.
Filling you to the brim and having his thick muscular body between your legs was a deadly combination. Pushing into you and rocking your two bodies against the wall felt heavenly as he buried his head into your neck to press kisses against your jawline. He rolled his head back and closed his eyes feeling you tighten around him, knowing that you were close.
Picking up the pace and a few more rough thrusts, you finished with his name slipping from your lips, He slowed down and pulled out of you to finish on your stomach with a groan. He looked up at you through his thick lashes before saying, “I’ll go get a towel or something to clean it off, please don’t go anywhere.” He set you feet down on the ground before the heat were his body was left you. You sighed and ran your finger through your hair before walking over to the mirror to examine the damage that this beautiful boy did to you.
Your eyeliner was collected in little flecks and grey lines underneath your eyes due to squeezing and rolling them, you lips looked puffy and bruised and your hair was collected in little knots caused by you sliding up and down the wall of the empty bathroom. Your legs felt like noodles as your muscles struggled to keep you standing and your breathing had only just started to return back to normal.
The squeaking sound of the bathroom door opened as the volume of the club increased then decreased as the door closed. He walked over to your nude body and placed a bottle of water in your hands. You quickly snatched it out of his grasp, assuming the events that were coming next had turned your attitude towards him sour. Your quickly started to pick up your clothing on the ground and proceeded to place them on your body.
“Bye.” was all you said as you walked out of the dirty bathroom with your heels in one hand and the water in the other leaving Shawn stunned in the bathroom. He knew that he shouldn't want to ask you to come back to his place to just talk about random things or ask you if you wanted to get coffee, but he did. And if you would would have stayed he might have had the guts to do so.
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