#*Incorrect Quotes RWRB

[agreatandhonorablesoldier]

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[simsim54]

Stranger: *Gesturing to Alex* Is this man bothering you? Henry: Yes, but he is my husband. I signed up for this

[mischief-marauders]

Remus: So what’s your full name? It isn’t just Sirius Black is it?

Sirius: My full title is Sirius Orion Black of the noble and most ancient house of Black

Remus (laughing): Damn and I thought Remus John Lupin was a mouthful

Sirius (grinning): He is

Remus (turning red): Oh!

[gayhoediaz]

[annoyingvoidzombie]

Henry before the closet scene: okay it's just a stupid crush, it will go away

Henry after the closet: oh yeah, I'm totally in love, oh bloody hell.. and now .. I've got his number, Christ!

[lovinglampcalzonepalace]

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[northlt03]

“Henry fell first”

“No Alex fell first-“

Stfu they both literally fell together into a $75000 wedding cake

[elorberryart]

… someone on discord told me to draw alex in that shirt… i had to draw henry as well

[and-so-everything-changed]

[askclato]

Henry: What’s this?

Alex: My to-do list.

Henry: Oh? That’s great, you’re starting to get organiz-

Henry: This just says my name.

[uniquecellest]

Erik: Please be patient with me, and I promise I will try and be brave for us. Because when they write the history of my life, I want it to include you and my love for you.

[simsim54]

drunk Henry: I'm in love with Alex Claremont-Diaz. Like he's so beautiful drunk Henry: you won't tell him right? Alex: Alex: I swear I won't

[harringroveera]

I guess they’re both mouthfuls

[daddiesdrarryy]

Lucius: Draco, I know we didn't go over this particular type of partnering when we had the talk, which is on me for making assumptions. But since you’re dating Harry Potter, I feel like I need to say it.

Draco: Okay…

Lucius: I just want to make sure you know you need to cast protection charm if you’re having anal intercourse with him.

Draco: Oh, my god!

Lucius: And we can—we can talk about other kind of charms you need to know, and…and if you’re bottoming, then you need to prepare yourself with cleaning charms. I—I heard there are adult toys too, and be careful when you do those activities—

Draco: You are ridiculous! I cannot believe you’re giving me the talk, Father! Stop talking about toys!

Lucius: It’s not that bad, son! When I was your age, I did all sorts of experiments—

Draco: I am leaving!

Narcissa: Stop scaring your son, Lucius.

[annoyingvoidzombie]

Do you realise that Aug 10th (book timeline) is the one with:

"History huh? Bet we could make some"

And the movie literally comes out at Aug 11th, so yeah, they definitely knew what they're doing and history shall be made

[lovinglampcalzonepalace]

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