#incorrect quotes: source friends

[greenapplebling]

Tim: Who suffers more, God or us?

Jason: God will suffer when I get there

Dick: And that's why he won't let you die for real

Jason: Cursed with immortality? Outrageous...

Tim: Or cursed to spend your other life in the limbo

Jason: I'm banned from Hell too??

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: I need Percy there

Annabeth: I need someone to exchange glances with when people inevitably annoy me

[batfamgalore]

Tim: All right, check out this bad boy.

*opens big new computer*

Tim: Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive. Built in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.

Steph: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?

Tim: Games and stuff.

[daddiesdrarryy]

James & Regulus: *kissing*

Sirius: If this Firewhisky doesn’t knock me out, Moony, just hit me with the bottle

[fabuloustrash05]

Angel Dust, about Husk: He’s just so attractive…

Cherri: Really? The bar tender?

Angel Dust: Really?? Sir Pentious???

Cherri: …Touché.

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Well, I have to go. I have a wedding to attend.

Tim: Wait... I have a wedding to attend too.

Damian: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well.

Dick: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND.

[incorrectbuddie118]

Buck: Good morning, lover.

Eddie: I've got to say after last night, I'm feeling a little weak in the knees.

Christopher, closing the fridge door: Here's an idea: When you walk into a room... Take a quick scan.

(x)

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

James: Reg, apologise to them Regulus: Fine, but I have to warn you, this might make me a better person and that is not a man you felt in love with

[fourdollarwords]

Made for Chapter 34 of @morningstarwrites' wonderful fic Of Saints and Sinners. Rosie and Husk both having found out about radioapple dating but being sworn to secrecy immediately made me think of his scene in Friends.

[dead-arcane-detectives]

Charles: Edwin, apologize to them.

Edwin: Fine, but I have to warn you, this might make me a better person and that is not the man you fell in love with.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: Hey everybody. This is Yelena. Yelena this is—

Yelena: No wait! Don’t tell me. Let me guess. Hmmm…

Yelena, to Tony: You’re Iron Man.

Yelena, to Steve: You’re Captain America.

Yelena, to the Clint, Bruce and Thor: You three must be Hawkeye, Hulk, and Thor.

Yelena, to Wanda: And… I’m sorry. Natasha never mentioned you.

Wanda, pouting: What...?

Yelena, laughing: Scarlet Witch! I’m kidding! You’re already my favorite!

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: Date of birth?

Natasha: December 3rd, 1984.

Y/N: Age?

Natasha: Can't you figure that out based on my date of birth?

Y/N: ....I'm a superhero, Natasha, not a mathematician.

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: I think I'm in love with Percy

Clarisse:

Annabeth:

Annabeth: Thoughts?

Clarisse: And prayers

[batfamgalore]

*Dick just learned that he might have been destined to be a Talon and Bruce has known for a long time but was keeping it a secret*

Dick: Okay, I have to go talk to Bruce.

*runs out*

Tim: But wait a minute, Dickie.

Damian: Richard!

Steph: Dick!

*All sit back concerned*

Duke: Whoa.

Cass: Wow.

Jason: So, anyway, I’m trying to get my boss’s ex wife to sleep with me-

Everyone: Jason!

Jason: Oh, but when Dick has a problem, everyone’s all ears!

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Okay, you guys, there’s Reg. Watch. Just watch this

Regulus: *walking past*

James: See? Still pretending he’s not interested. Oh! He’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t know him. We’ve forgotten who he is!

Regulus: Hey guys!

Remus: Hey Regulus!

Peter: Hello!

James: …

Sirius: Hey, Reggie. You know Prongs, my best friend? He’s nice. He’s not bad to look at, right?

James: Thanks, Pads

Regulus: Well, of course

Sirius: Do you want to go out on a date with him? You got my blessing!

James: Sirius!

Regulus: Sure. Is Sunday okay?

Sirius: Sunday’s perfect. He can’t wait

Regulus: On the date, I will be able to talk to him directly, right?

Sirius: Yeah

Regulus: All right, see you Sunday, Potter *leaves*

James: Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Don’t answer me

James, giggling: I have a date with Reggie!

[fabuloustrash05]

[After coming home from his date with Poppy]

Branch: Poppy kissed me!

John Dory: No way!

Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Branch: It was unbelievable...

Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

John Dory: Okay, alright, we wanna hear everything! Bruce, unplug the phone. Branch, does this end well or is Floyd going to need tissues?

Branch: Oh it ended very well.

Clay: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!!

Bruce: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips or was it like a "I gotta have you now" kinda thing?

Branch: Well, at first it was really intense and then... we just sorta sunk into it...

Floyd: So were you holding her or were her hands like on your back?

Branch: No, actually first she pulled me close to her by grabbing my vest... and then I moved my hands up to hold hers...

Brozone: Awww...

[cut to Poppy eating cupcakes with Viva]

Poppy: And then I kissed him.

Viva: Tongue?

Poppy: Yeah.

Viva: Cool.