#incorrect quotes: source friends

[greenapplebling]

Tim: Who suffers more, God or us?

Jason: God will suffer when I get there

Dick: And that's why he won't let you die for real

Jason: Cursed with immortality? Outrageous...

Tim: Or cursed to spend your other life in the limbo

Jason: I'm banned from Hell too??

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: I need Percy there

Annabeth: I need someone to exchange glances with when people inevitably annoy me

[batfamgalore]

Tim: All right, check out this bad boy.

*opens big new computer*

Tim: Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive. Built in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.

Steph: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?

Tim: Games and stuff.

[daddiesdrarryy]

James & Regulus: *kissing*

Sirius: If this Firewhisky doesn’t knock me out, Moony, just hit me with the bottle

[fabuloustrash05]

Angel Dust, about Husk: He’s just so attractive…

Cherri: Really? The bar tender?

Angel Dust: Really?? Sir Pentious???

Cherri: …Touché.

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Well, I have to go. I have a wedding to attend.

Tim: Wait... I have a wedding to attend too.

Damian: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well.

Dick: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

James: Reg, apologise to them Regulus: Fine, but I have to warn you, this might make me a better person and that is not a man you felt in love with

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: Hey everybody. This is Yelena. Yelena this is—

Yelena: No wait! Don’t tell me. Let me guess. Hmmm…

Yelena, to Tony: You’re Iron Man.

Yelena, to Steve: You’re Captain America.

Yelena, to the Clint, Bruce and Thor: You three must be Hawkeye, Hulk, and Thor.

Yelena, to Wanda: And… I’m sorry. Natasha never mentioned you.

Wanda, pouting: What...?

Yelena, laughing: Scarlet Witch! I’m kidding! You’re already my favorite!

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: Date of birth?

Natasha: December 3rd, 1984.

Y/N: Age?

Natasha: Can't you figure that out based on my date of birth?

Y/N: ....I'm a superhero, Natasha, not a mathematician.

[incorrectpeterparker]

Peter: I accidentally ate MJ’s sandwich… How long do you think I have to live?

Ned: Ten

Peter: Ten what?

Ned: Nine

[hurtspideyparker]

Steve: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions Bucky?

Bucky: No

Tony: I do

Steve: I know Tony

Tony: I'm sad

Steve: I know Tony

[gardentool]

Gojo: Y/N kissed me!

Geto, gasping: No!

Shoko, squealing: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Gojo: It was unbelievable.

Geto: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Shoko: Okay, okay, we wanna hear everything. Geto, get the wine and unplug the phone. Gojo, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Gojo: Oh it ended verrrry well.

Geto, rushing over with wine glasses: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Shoko: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips, or was it like a, y'know, “I gotta have you now” kinda thing?

Gojo: Well, at first it was really intense, y'know, and then… oh god, and then we just sorta sunk into it…

Geto & Shoko, squealing: Awwwwww!!!

[Cut to Nanami and Y/N casually eating pizza around the table]

Y/N: And uh, and then I kissed him.

Nanami: Tongue?

Y/N: Yeah.

Nanami: Cool.

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: I think I'm in love with Percy

Clarisse:

Annabeth:

Annabeth: Thoughts?

Clarisse: And prayers

[fandomnerd9602]

Pietro: I know you’re marrying Wanda soon. Now I’m not saying this as a friend but as her brother: if you hurt her, I will kick your ass

Y/N laughs…

Pietro: I-I’m serious!

Y/N: thanks for the warning… So can I talk to you as my friend again?

Pietro: sure

Y/N: (laughs) dude! You will not believe what Wanda’s bro said to me! (Laughs)

Pietro:

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Okay, you guys, there’s Reg. Watch. Just watch this

Regulus: *walking past*

James: See? Still pretending he’s not interested. Oh! He’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t know him. We’ve forgotten who he is!

Regulus: Hey guys!

Remus: Hey Regulus!

Peter: Hello!

James: …

Sirius: Hey, Reggie. You know Prongs, my best friend? He’s nice. He’s not bad to look at, right?

James: Thanks, Pads

Regulus: Well, of course

Sirius: Do you want to go out on a date with him? You got my blessing!

James: Sirius!

Regulus: Sure. Is Sunday okay?

Sirius: Sunday’s perfect. He can’t wait

Regulus: On the date, I will be able to talk to him directly, right?

Sirius: Yeah

Regulus: All right, see you Sunday, Potter *leaves*

James: Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Don’t answer me

James, giggling: I have a date with Reggie!

[fabuloustrash05]

[After coming home from his date with Poppy]

Branch: Poppy kissed me!

John Dory: No way!

Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Branch: It was unbelievable...

Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

John Dory: Okay, alright, we wanna hear everything! Bruce, unplug the phone. Branch, does this end well or is Floyd going to need tissues?

Branch: Oh it ended very well.

Clay: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!!

Bruce: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips or was it like a "I gotta have you now" kinda thing?

Branch: Well, at first it was really intense and then... we just sorta sunk into it...

Floyd: So were you holding her or were her hands like on your back?

Branch: No, actually first she pulled me close to her by grabbing my vest... and then I moved my hands up to hold hers...

Brozone: Awww...

[cut to Poppy eating cupcakes with Viva]

Poppy: And then I kissed him.

Viva: Tongue?

Poppy: Yeah.

Viva: Cool.