#incorrect cats

[incorrectjellicles]

Plato: I have a bad feeling about this...

Mungo: What do you mean?

Plato: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Mungo: No?

Plato: That actually explains so much.

[gaylittlewizardcat]

Mistoffelees: The “weird little girl” to “strange little man” pipeline is real and it happened to me

[rainbowratsstuff]

Human AU

Gus: I’m going to adopt a child.

Mistoffelees: That’s great, who?

Gus: *slams the papers and peninsular onto the table*It’s you, sign here!

Aww that's cute ^^

[incorrect-jellicles]

Munkustrap: What are you drinking?

Rum Tum Tugger: Tea.

Munkustrap: Oh, really? What kind?

Rum Tum Tugger: Tea...quila.

[the-metaphorical-jellicle-cat]

*Through texting probably a 1 AM*

Tugger: LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

Misto: babe

Misto: sleeping

Tugger: ok babe

Misto: we will defeat the Huns later

[fluffytuffles]

Etcetera: My dad saw my skill in art and said I should go into NFTS and I said no, those are scams. And he said "I know. I want you to scam people."

[aqua-rp-blog]

oh... you found the family photos i see

Cats painting studies by Paul Rabaud

[kmn7]

[aqua-rp-blog]

(V) L.O.V.E by Joe McElderry is on our family playlist

(A) both the Monochromatic Family playlist AND the Sugar, Cinnamon and Rosemary playlist, as well as the Girls and Gays playlist for Vicky, Teazer, Misto, Mungo and I

(R) which means I have a 60% chance of hearing it, which is good because it is a banger, if you haven’t bought it already, buy it now

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: *carrying Alfred the cat out of the room*

Alfred the cat: *purrs*

Damian: You are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you.

[aqua-rp-blog]

Victoria: Psst, Skimbleshanks! I think I found your cousin!

*Skimble staring* he is an inspiration and also Everlasting incarnate, he is god

Source

Video of Tama

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[gaylittlewizardcat]

Human AU

Mistoffelees: Have you guys heard about cats?

Mistoffelees: They go meow. btw. not that you care

Electra: I care very much, keep going

Mistoffelees: Ok so get this they have ears that go △

[incorrect-jellicles]

Mister Mistoffelees: Frankly, I'm offended that you'd ever even think it was me who set the kitchen on fire.

Rum Tum Tugger: So it wasn't you?

Mister Mistoffelees: I mean, yeah, it was, but I'm still offended.

[the-metaphorical-jellicle-cat]

Mungojerrie: Why do I have to be the bad guy?

Rumpleteazer: I don’t know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

[junkyard-gifs]

Quick! Funniest reason for someone to become a villain

[idliketobeatree]

dead boy detectives + text posts part 1/?

+ bonus