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Pink flowers and tulle | carriekingphotograph

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how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

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I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick

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making this was my big Sunday activity

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two things i want:

a chopped-style cooking show where the judges have no cooking experience

a chopped-style cooking show where the competitors have no cooking experience

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Where do they come from

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i found a ship tag on ao3 with 77 fics and 76 of them were by one person

be the change you want to see in the world

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you know how in some video games you’ll get an animal companion that follows you every where? i thought it was cute until it started happening IRL with this fucking dog. My parent’s dog literally follows me everywhere and when i’m not moving he just sits there and either looks at me or sleeps. i went to take a shower and he fell asleep outside the bathroom door waiting for me. like go the fuck away. go away!! 

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crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

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all these pop songs about “doing work” and “work work work” make me feel like i’m in some heavy-handed YA dystopian novel where the evil capitalist overlords keep the proletariat in line with brainwashing/propaganda in song form

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