#incorrect 91 quotes

[hisbucky]

Buck, small nudge: Hey, I love you. Eddie, soft push: I love you more. Buck:, gentle shove: No, I love you more! Eddie, casually throwing Buck off the bed: Well I love you the most!

[buckedmundo]

teacher: oh you must be-

buck: i’m chris’s dad yeah! not the real real one that’s eddie…like you know we’re not like blood related! and i’m not married to eddie or anything; we’re not even together…i mean would i LOVE TO B- i oh and we can’t be blood related cause that means two men genetically having a baby!

chris: *enjoying this mess before him*

teacher: okay! mr.buckley! um sorry to interrupt but i have to see other student parents!

eddie: *hearing this convo and knows buck forgot he was on the line, ask buck on a date*

buck: *forgetting eddie was on speaker and totally forgot* blushing

[toongal1998]

DW: You’re a hot mess.

Megavolt:……You think I’m hot.

[luxthestrange]

KNY Incorrect quotes#91 Bested...Once again-

When you saw how sad Genya was as he tried to talk to Sanemi...but was ignored...

Tiny!Y/n*walks by with a knife in their hand*

Gyomei*Not even having to turn around as he happily pets the cat in his lap* No

Tiny!Y/n*Turning around and walking away, grumbling* He deserves it...

Gyomei*Still not turning around* I'm sure he does, dearest~

[mimisempai]

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes - Masterlist - Post Season 2 - Part 1

Before season 2 : here

Post season 2 Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part6 - Part 7 - Part 8 - Part 9 - Part 10 - Part 11 - Part 12 - Part 13 - Part 14 - Part 15 - Part 16 - Part 17 - Part 18 - Part 19 - Part 20 - Part 21 - Part 22 - Part 23 - Part 24 - Part 25 - Part 26 - Part 27 - Part 28 - Part 29 - Part 30 - Part 31 - Part 32 - Part 33 - Part 34 - Part 35 - Part 36 - Part 37 - Part 38 - Part 39 - Part 40 - Part 41 - Part 42 - Part 43 - Part 44 - Part 45 - Part 46 - Part 47 - Part 48 - Part 49 - Part 50

Part 51 - Part 52 - Part 53 - Part 54 - Part 55 - Part 56 - Part 57 - Part 58 - Part 59 - Part 60 - Part 61 - Part 62 - Part 63 - Part 64 - Part 65 - Part 66 - Part 67 - Part 68 - Part 69 - Part 70 - Part 71 - Part 72 - Part 73 - Part 74 - Part 75 - Part 76 - Part 77 -Part 78 - Part 79 - Part 80 - Part 81 - Part 82 - Part 83 - Part 84 - Part 85 - Part 86 - Part 87 - Part 88 - Part 89 - Part 90 - Part 91 - Part 92 - Part 93 - Part 94 - Part 95 - Part 96 - Part 97 - Part 98 -

Part 99 - ? : here

[cazzythefrogking]

marauders incorrect quotes pt 91

James: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds? Regulus: Yes? James: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days. Regulus: Fuck. James: It's gonna be a fun week! Regulus: I'm going to Evan's house. James: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.

[cumulo-ghoulll]

Incorrect Ghost Quotes‼️

(pt. 91)

Mountain: Complement me.

Rain: You have eyes.

Mountain: Yep, that works.

[sergeantwoods]

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Soap: my house, my rules. Ghost: my knife, your life. Soap: oh, uh.

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Soap, running from the enemies on a mission: A B C D E F G! gummy bears are chasing me! Soap, running faster: one is red, one is blue! one is trying to steal my shoe! Soap, sprinting to exfil: NOW IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE CAUSE THE RED ONE HAS A KNIFE!!!

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Gaz and Ghost talking to Soap via ouiga board: Gaz: Soap, how many pickles can you shove up your ass? Soap, moving the planchette: 9 Ghost: 9 ?! Soap, moving again: 1 Gaz: 91 ?!? Soap, moving once more: 0 Ghost, obviously distressed as Gaz cackles in the background: 910 ???

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Ghost: its not easy being the disappointment of the team. but here the fuck i am. gang gang bitch.

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Price: i hate all serial killers. Ghost walks into the room. Price, singing: but when he stabs me!!

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Soap: why is dark spelled with a K and not a C? Gaz: thats a good question! Soap: because you cant see in the dark

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Soap: woww!! you’re so tall!!! like a giraffe!!! Ghost: thats why you dead built like a baked bean. Soap: a ba- a baked bean??? Ghost, smirking: a baked bean.

[zetadraconis11]

HL Incorrect Quote #91

Poppy: Are we really doing this?

Sebastian: We are doing it. Tonight.

Amit: But isn't it kind of dangerous?

MC: It's incredibly dangerous. And borderline idiotic.

Natty: Have you guys done something like this before?

Sebastian: Something dangerous?

MC: Or something idiotic?

Ominis: I think it's a yes to both.

[icespur]

Incorrect Quotes Akeshu #91

Sojiro: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car? Akechi: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Akiren, deer!" Sojiro: ...And what did Akiren do? Akechi: ...He said "Yes, Honey?"

[confuchan]

Seventeen Recs Pt. 1

{91 links}

Warnings usually left by authors at beginning of each

My warnings just in case (I hope these make sense): ⤵

♨ - contains nsfw in story         🔞 - just nsfw

💖 - my faves   (Some fave writers tagged at bottom also)

Series (Multi-part fics) / OT13 Masterlists

My Heart By Your Side Forever - Masterlist💖 ~ soulmate au, OT13

And The Universe Said, - Masterlist ~ soulmate au, OT13

Under The Sun - Masterlist ~ darl+ing inspired au, OT13(?)

Spookteen Halloween Collab Masterlist

SVT Hub Camboys Collab Masterlists: Hyung Line, Maknae Line ~ (Some are also linked separately below) 💖

A Thousand Starlights - Masterlist

S. Coups

Boundaries of Fate: Ch.1♨, BOF: Ch.2 (feat. Dino) ~ historical au

Push It Down (sooner or later it all comes out)♨, Part 2🔞, Part 3♨, Part 4 (♨?), Part 5💖 ~ camboy au (Part of SVT Hub Collab)

Terrifyingly Innocent - Masterlist💖 ~ brother’s best friend au, college au

Hoshi

Love Hard - Masterlist ~ text au, college au

A Tiger’s Dominion [1]🔞, Part [2] ~ camboy au, college au, bestfriends/idiots au (Part of SVT Hub Collab)

Mingyu

My Daisy - Masterlist💖 ~ single dad!mingyu

Sweet Night - Masterlist ~ business au

Vernon

Two Minus One - Masterlist💖 ~ sm au (has spin-off: You May Not Kiss The Bride)

Dino

Retracing Steps🔞, RS: Alt ending+bonus♨ 💖

And They Were Roommates🔞, Part 2♨, Part 3♨ 💖 ~ camboy au (Part of SVT Hub Collab)

Fics (5k+ words)

Joshua

Plus One♨ ~ 10.3k

Mingyu

Love Me Out Loud ~ 14.6k

It’s All Fun And Games♨💖 ~ 8.6k

Dino

Pansy💖 ~ 7.4k, childhood friends au, brother’s best friend au

Scored!💖 ~ 12.4k, college au

Ten Dates: Unmatched♨💖 ~ 17.9k

Bitchless♨💖 ~ 7.2k, roommate au

Oneshots (1k-5k words)

S. Coups

Remind Me💖 ~ 2.7k

Fatherly Instincts♨ ~ 2.7k

Wonwoo

Your Games Suck🔞 ~ 2.7k+

Apple Cider🔞 ~ 2.2k

Woozi

-ˋˏliveˎˊ-💖 ~ 1.24k

Mingyu

The Perils of Apartment Living🔞 ~ 2.8k

Do I Want to Hit You or Do I Just Want You?🔞💖 ~ 3.9k, e2L au

sugar and you ~ 4.5k, one-sided e2L au(?)

Dino

Strawberry Shortcake💖 ~ 3.4k

Worth A Shot ~ 1k+

You May (Not) Kiss the Bride💖 ~ 1.1k (spin-off of Two Minus One sm au)

Ride🔞💖 ~ 1.2k

Alien Remnants in Society: Lee Jung Chan Findings💖 ~ 2.7k (Part of Spookteen Collab)

That Shirt🔞 ~ 1.9k

Down in the Valley🔞 ~ 1.2k

Act of Service🔞💖 ~ 1.1k

i love you the mostie🔞💖 ~ 2.5k

now that i’ve got a taste🔞 ~ 1.3k

Concealed Zippers🔞💖 ~ 3.4k

Blue (feat. DK)🔞 ~ 1k+

bad enough🔞 ~ 3.7k

Drabbles (under 1k words)

S. Coups

(reaction to jealousy drabble) ~ 355

(stranger S. Coups hookup drabble)💖 ~ 495

Hoshi

My Things and Yours💖 ~ 850

Mingyu

Corn-y ~ 765

Still Tired?🔞 ~ 500

[16:37]💖 ~ 330

(app controlled vibrator Mingyu makeout)🔞💖 ~ 365

Dino

Paris in the Rain ~ 380

Dino Day💖 ~ 432

6:16💖 ~ 150

(camboy blurb)🔞 ~ 420

Texture🔞 ~ 800

Gym w/ Hoshi🔞 ~ ??? words

Reactions / Scenarios / Misc.

Overheated drabble🔞 ~ Dino

Top 3 members to lose your virginity to & why ~ Joshua, Hoshi, Dino

Love is in the little things ~ perf. unit💖

Sweaty Makeout Seshes ~ perf. unit💖

Making Out ~ hip hop unit

Kisses With Seventeen ~ perf. unit

Pickup Lines ~ maknae line

Incorrect Quote (DN & SK)

Incorrect Quote (MG & MH)

Incorrect Quote (VN & SC)💖

Reaction - S/O Performs Their Part in Their Song ~ perf. unit

Headcanon - Bubble Bath With S/O ~ perf. unit

Tinder Bios ~ hyung line

Mingyu as First Time Dad💖

Seventeen First Dates💖

What would drunk sex w/ SVT be like (♨?)

SVT - How members tease to rile their S/O up

SVT Reaction - His Innocent S/O Reading Smut of Him

SVT Reaction - S/O Having Thick Thighs

SVT Reaction - Dirty Minded S/O

SVT - MTL to get so emotionally overwhelmed during sex that they accidentally say "I love you"

SVT - MTL to leave hickies all over your thighs

SVT - Who has game & Who is bitchless💖

SVT - nicknames for S/O

SVT as Dads💖

SVT Dumb Shower Habits💖

I also wanted to tag some of my favorite writers that have written some of the things in this list or that I’ll add things from later. Definitely check them all out, as well as all the other writes behind these works.

@bitchlessdino @huiranghaes @dontflailmenow @twogyuu @milfgyuu @onlymingyus @sluttywonwoo​ @sluttyminghao @venerex @fallinwoozi @rubyreduji @thepixelelf @februaryflowers​ @wooahaes​ @multi-kpop-fanfics

[luxthestrange]

G.I Incorrect Quotes#91 Boyfriend vs Boy-friend

Yuu:...Does your boyfriend have to be here?

Y/n*Holding Neuvillete's hand in your own, keeping him close...given he gets sad when you are apart*...

Neuvi*Straight face but internally a happy otter*🌸🌸🌸

Y/n*Raises brow*...Does yours?

Yuu:...W-wait-Horton isnt-...He gets lonely-

Mal*Happily sitting next to Yuu*Hehe🌸~

Y/n:Ahh mine too...

Yuu and Y/n...having clingy sensitive socially awkward dragon boys who emotional stare control the weather-

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

I absolutely adore doing these since they make people laugh. Some are from a generator and I tweak them to fit our beloved characters. Some are from my own brain. I can’t really copyright these but please take into consideration that yes, some are my own and not generated. :)

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[renmayonaka]

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[mediocreshake08]

Mortal Kombat incorrect quotes 7: Earthrealm champions vs the DooDoo syndicate

SABBIA: I'm going to get us a ride if you two could manage not to kill eachother while I'm gone.

ROBIN: Oh please, we aren't children.

*Sabbia walks away, while Muchacha and Red Robin look at eachother*

MUCHACHA: Eat shit and die.

ROBIN: Yes, fuck you.

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TREMOR: [reading a file he, Kobra and Kira stole from Kano's cabinet] Theory implies that those who were lost in the Bermuda triangle are now citizens of the lost empire of Atlantis.

*Kobra and Kira are barely keeping their shit together out of laughter*

KOBRA: N-no!

KIRA: Now, all my anger that I had from the last few fights I've been in is now equal to the anger I feel right now.

KOBRA: Are they breathing underwater??

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*teen Kuai, Cyrax and Sektor fucking with a Ouija board*

KUAI: What happened to you, Enenra?

SEKTOR: How many pickles can you shove up your ass?

*9*

SEKTOR: 9?!-

*91*

CYRAX: 91?!?--

*910*

KUAI: NINE HUNDRED AND TEN!?!?!?!??!?!?!

*Cyrax and Sektor rolling on the floor while Kuai looks at the board with utter disbelief*

KUAI: 910 pickles??

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CASSIE: [about her drone going offline] Shit... Remote control tracking is great until Mommy's little death machine decides to go off the rails...

*cut to Takeda, Jaqui and Kung Jin looking at her from like six feet away*

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REPTILE: May I ask about your methods, emperor?

KOTAL: You may.

REPTILE: You let an Earthrealm refugee, a brute with a small child, and Shang Tsung's creation work for you...

KOTAL: Yes, and?

REPTILE: What in the Netherrealm do you have against Tarkatans?

KOTAL: ...

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SEKTOR(mk1): Listen here you little shit. You will return the armor to us or I'll rip it off piece by piece!

CYRAX(mk1): Sektor, your mother is more threatening than you.

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JOHNNY: I completely changed my mind. If I die I won't fold clothes or be nice or anything, I just Want to be a ghost cop.

KENSHI: I can already imagine that as your next movie.

JOHNNY: Coming this fall, Johnny Cage is... GHOST COP!

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KUNG LAO: You next line is "Where there is Smoke, there is fire." ISN'T IT?

SMOKE: Where there is Smoke, there is fire. [Le gasp]

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HANZO(old): Remember son, dying is gay...

HANZO(new): Yes, father.

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KUAI: We need a plan to stop Havik.

JOHNNY: I got like five.

KUAI: It can't involve murder.

JOHNNY: ... Anyone else have any plans?

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*several members of the Black Dragon got together at a restaurant*

KIRA: For the last time, Kobra, no one gives a shit.

KOBRA: I promise, this'll be good... Gentlemen, let me ask you a question. Do you think human flesh would taste horrible, or would it actually rock?

*Kira spits out and chokes on her soup*

TREMOR: Do you have to ruin all of our appetites?

KIRA: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! That's it, go sit at the dipshit table!

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 91

Selina: Did you shake someone down for me?

Bruce: I shook someone down for us.

Bruce: If I was omnipotent for a day I'd make myself omnipotent forever.

Clark: See, there's always one guy. "If I had a wish I'd wish for three more wishes."