#inappropriate food

[herzspalter]

Human Mukbang Charms!

/ gore, blood, cannibalism (just wanna make sure these don't get lost in the tags for blacklisting)

I wanted more original designs for our con table this year, so I made these silly cannibals ! They're double-sided with color-variants on the back - I hope you like them! Bon Appetit, and en guete!

(don't take them seriously obviously, I just thought this would be a fun goofy horror charm idea! I'll also have them as stickers hehe)

[xoxo-ren-xoxo]

It will never stop being funny to me that all the big dreamsmp creators turned out either

horrible law-breaking levels of terrible

not evil but just kind of sad to watch

genuinely funny and based

Like yeah over here we have the felons, over here we have the art theft and bad merch controversies, over here we have guy who is a proud faggot now and guy who told logan paul to kill himself

[captainhysunstuff]

@lawlightweek2024 Day 5: Cannibalism?

The nerds have an argument, and things get literal and silly in a hurry.

I'm disappointed in myself that I could only execute something silly for this prompt, lol.

[omg-snakes]

Real Science II: The Cookening

Our players:

Meet the Experiment group, aka the Hot Lunch Bunch

And the Control group, who are also technically receiving a hot lunch but it's not quite as hot I guess.

I've taken initial measurements for all participants and logged baseline weight and length, and the majority of these kiddos have already started eating their meals!

An early pitfall: my hypothesis that cooked prey would be more readily accepted seems to have been correct. A few of the Control group haven't taken meals yet while all of the Experiment group are taking meals with gusto.

If the Control kiddos don't get with the program they're going to skew my data. >:(

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

They should invent a bending over that doesn't make you feel like you're going to pass out

[saym0-0]

georgie has gotten a delivery of cat food to her door every month since college with nothing but a note that says 'child support'

[dandelionsandderivatives]

currently craving specifically the lunch that Shasta ate in a palace in Tashbaan

[urcadelimabean]

Coworker in his sixties AGAIN commenting on what I eat (THREE MEASLY LITTLE PIECES OF FUDGE) by suggesting I'm going to gain weight and this time he's gonna hear from management lol 🤷‍♀️ fuck around and find out Brad

Bizarre things Brad believes from today's conversation:

- commenting on my diet is acceptable and not offensive to me and other women

- eating fudge goes against the fact that I like to exercise

- if I eat fudge I will not be able to do pullups

- women say they'll turn into muscular hulks if they lift weights not because they actually have been taught that by society but as an "excuse" not to exercise

I'm so tired 😩 I didn't realize eating small amounts of fudge was AN ACTION THAT NEEDED SCRUTINY

[beansnpeets]

Sprocket has, in the last few weeks, been eating a lot of grass. To the point her poops are very grassy and she sometimes has stuff stuck in her butt. She usually manages to squeeze it out fine herself, but I am not a fan of picking poopy grass out of her ass. I don't think she is ill. She is otherwise normal. She isn't bored, she will eat grass DURING play. I suspect it's either due to being in heat or it could potentially be a pica thing (labradors 🙄). Either way, I am hoping she quits once her heat is done. If she doesn't, I will talk to our vet. Rollei also loves to eat grass, but his grass eating does not appear to be affecting his bowel movements at all, unlike Sprocket. I will not be getting another labrador again after her. I love the breed, but the compulsive eating of things is just fucking awful. I can't even leave her in the yard unsupervised at all because of it. Which sucks.

[opalsiren]

not to sound like one of those 'telling me that getting out of bed on occasion might help with my depression is a hate crime' losers but it's deeply amusing to see attitudes surrounding healthy eating on this webbed site boil down to 'just eat veggies it's not that hard!!!' especially when it comes to folks with eating disorders, severe sensory issues, etc. like ppl with arfid know our diets aren't good for us we knowwww. as a bitch with anxiety it's generally considered socially unacceptable for someone to tell me 'just stop worrying! uwu' so why are people with profound, poorly understood, often treatment-resistant eating disorders treated like children who know nothing about nutrition or how to manage our own wellbeing. i mean i know why but. just say you have never heard of avoidant restrictive food intake disorder in your life and take your unproductive, ignorant, narrow-minded takes elsewhere 👍

[itspileofgoodthings]

Well, I actually have the most mundane of questions, but it’s been so long since I’ve been in an English class that I feel like I’ve completely forgotten (and I’m curious how you do it): how do you go about reading a book as a class? Do you assign them the chapters to read at home and most of them actually do it? Or do you give them class time to read? Do you have the kids who try to spoil the rest of the book for the class? Basically, how does one teach a book in the year 2024?  😀

And do you have your students annotate inside their books? (I know the English teachers in my school require the students to do that, and I get why, but I inwardly shudder every time I see a student marking up a page.) 

Haha I love this question because I too am always asking myself how DOES one each a book in 2024?

It’s sort of a combination. I absolutely assign reading every night (almost) unless it’s Shakespeare or any play in which case we read it all in class. But for a novel there’s a couple chapters a night. I read aloud to them a lot too. Sometjmes I make them read aloud to the whole class, rotating kids who read. Sometimes I assign a chapter to be read in class silently with questions or quotes due at the end of the reading. Sometimes I put them in groups and make them read aloud to each other. There’s no one way that works for sure and of course ultimately I have no control over how much they read and I’m not naive enough to think that most of the reading assigned for homework doesn’t get skipped most of the time buuuuuut.

My bottom line is that I believe it’s my job to get excited about the actual text itself (easier for me in some cases than others but overall pretty easy because it does fill me with excitement) and then commit to taking them on the journey of the story with me. And my goal—that I’m sure I often don’t reach—is to make that experience so much more fun if you have actually read. And the way that I teach is pretty text heavy which is why I always make sure I’ve read the chapters for the day and am not just relying on my memory because the way I do it is just sort of absorbing it all up like a vacuum-cleaner, schwooooop, and then either pulling stuff out of the reading to look at directly or directing them to do the same thing. So the big thing that I have going for me, if any, is buy-in. Is getting kids excited about actually reading the actual text. I also speak often and passionately about the evils of sparknotes etc. not because they help kids get better grades or whatever but because they present you with the husk and shell of a story, stripped of all that makes it interesting, and that by reading that alone they’re reading something so dry and dull and are not achieving what I always want them to achieve —which is, have an Experience with the Literature.

Again, it never works perfectly by any stretch and there are so many ways I want to explore in my quest to get better at it but overall I think, at my very best, I can create this wave of energy and excitement in the story itself which is the most organic and ultimately most helpful way to get them to want to read.

Also no haha. I don’t let them annotate! Though occasionally kids DO of course. But sometimes they bring in their own copies in order to do that. The spoilers absolutely happen and are annoying but I sort of get by it by moving on very quickly and/or talking about how it’s often not the ending but how you get there that makes it interesting. Because that’s just true!

[actual-corpse]

Doug McMillon.

Bentonville, Arkansas

I know a few million employees who would love to see him get Adjusted.

[little-pissbaby]

this is gonna get TMI and it will get sad and whiny so please don't feel obligated to keep reading.

it takes so many steps to be alive. all of the things you do subconsciously suddenly become arduous tasks when you have to do them manually. things like eating, drinking, sleeping, breathing, using the bathroom, it's exhausting having to think about and consciously or manually do even just one of those things.

I was officially diagnosed with dysautonomia a few months ago, although I have been struggling with my symptoms for over a decade and I've been in treatment for several years. I was also diagnosed with a neurogenic bladder that same month. this means I have to catheterize myself 3-4 times a day every day for the rest of my life, or until I can get a suprapubic catheter placed.

Y'ALL. self-cathing is beyond exhausting. it's a little bit of a genuine workout, especially when you're morbidly obese like me. I hate that I've gotten really good at it and that it doesn't take me long at all now. I didn't want to get good at it, I didn't want to have to have this skillset. I already have to know how to draw up and give an IM injection, how to flush an IV, how to reduce dislocated joints in myself and others... I am TIRED.

I'm sure a colostomy is also in my near future. I have the same problems in my colon that I have in my bladder, only it's also complicated by endometriosis in the walls of my colon and rectum. they haven't been completely infiltrated yet, but if this IUD doesn't do its job, then I'm definitely gonna start losing organs and my mind.

at this point I'm out of words to explain why I'm so cosmically fatigued but if I tag every diagnosis/condition I have maybe y'all can sorta get an idea.

sorry for ranting. I have to go cath myself now.

at least I do it under the supervision of the best medical advisor ever <3 all she asks for in return are kisses, cuddles, and crunchies <3<3

[jewfrogs]

sandra lynn was crazy for choosing to very obviously cheat on her partner with her 16 year old daughter aware and watching and getting mad when the children in her care tried to interfere with that

[thetisming]

i think cis people should no longer be allowed to make commentary youtube videos about Lilly Tino

[twinknote]

i don’t think advertisers know how much power they have. like that fucking goddamn evil rotten tomato ad is driving me Mad, i see it every two seconds and i have such contamination anxiety Specifically about food going bad. and it just pops up Everywhere and i honestly don’t think im going to be able to eat a tomato for a Long time