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Human Mukbang Charms!
/ gore, blood, cannibalism (just wanna make sure these don't get lost in the tags for blacklisting)
I wanted more original designs for our con table this year, so I made these silly cannibals ! They're double-sided with color-variants on the back - I hope you like them! Bon Appetit, and en guete!
(don't take them seriously obviously, I just thought this would be a fun goofy horror charm idea! I'll also have them as stickers hehe)
#OCs#gore#blood#cannibalism#horror#my art#inappropriate food#the third one is my old campaign character aghagha#eye horror#eyeball#eye trauma
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It will never stop being funny to me that all the big dreamsmp creators turned out either
horrible law-breaking levels of terrible
not evil but just kind of sad to watch
genuinely funny and based
Like yeah over here we have the felons, over here we have the art theft and bad merch controversies, over here we have guy who is a proud faggot now and guy who told logan paul to kill himself
#ben chats shit on the internet#dreamsmp#dsmp#discourse#I GUESS#if you dont know.#the felons are wilbur and dream#the art theif is skeppy and maybe others idk#the merch thing is a dig at sapnap being on branded snack foods n shit#tubbo is the faggot#and tommy told logan paul to kill himself#i was gonna add 'or theyre dead' but it felt inappropriate
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@lawlightweek2024 Day 5: Cannibalism?
The nerds have an argument, and things get literal and silly in a hurry.
I'm disappointed in myself that I could only execute something silly for this prompt, lol.
#drawn by me#lawlightweek2024#my fanart#Death Note#lawlight#Light Yagami#L#implied cannibalism in a joking manner#lol how does tumblr react to this prompt's tag? I hope it doesn't flag any blogs as inappropriate#I'm sure others' entries will be much cooler~#Light's been granted the ability to summon various bread products#dick jokes#tw: food issues#lol I guess
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Real Science II: The Cookening
Our players:
Meet the Experiment group, aka the Hot Lunch Bunch
And the Control group, who are also technically receiving a hot lunch but it's not quite as hot I guess.
I've taken initial measurements for all participants and logged baseline weight and length, and the majority of these kiddos have already started eating their meals!
An early pitfall: my hypothesis that cooked prey would be more readily accepted seems to have been correct. A few of the Control group haven't taken meals yet while all of the Experiment group are taking meals with gusto.
If the Control kiddos don't get with the program they're going to skew my data. >:(
#snake#snakes#reptile#reptiles#reptiblr#corn snake#corn snakes#real science#science is awesome#real science II: The Cookening#science!!!#science#If folks could be normal about this that would be really neat#I get being curious but please at least be kind#I know I speak with a barefoot irreverent tone most of the time but#I have years of professional and educational experience to draw from and I've been designing this experiment for a year#this wasn't just a random whim#I've already had to block someone who had an unnecessary and frankly really inappropriate emotional outburst#(for someone with little or no experience in the area of study)#about whether the proteins I'm feeding my carefully and frequently-monitored animals are in their personally preferred configuration#“oh no the food is too digestible this is animal abuse call the snake police”#that's you. that's what you sound like.#salty in tags
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They should invent a bending over that doesn't make you feel like you're going to pass out
#my mom is currently trying to get me a carer who can clean the apartment#and the main reason is because bending over is my enemy#so my floor is always dirty with little food items and trash my clumsy ass drops#cripplepunk#actually disabled#inappropriate sinus tachycardia
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georgie has gotten a delivery of cat food to her door every month since college with nothing but a note that says 'child support'
#coincidentally elias has a meeting every month with the archives staff about inappropriate use of company funds#after he gets yet another email about archives staff requesting £50 every month for 'child support'#jon will not confirm or deny his envolvment#the admiral#the admiral tma#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#georgie barker#£50 because its quality cat food
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currently craving specifically the lunch that Shasta ate in a palace in Tashbaan
#wine and biryani/pilaf and a lot of lovely iced foods sound lovely if seasonally inappropriate right now#c s lewis#was an incredible food writer#narnia#the horse and his boy
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Sprocket has, in the last few weeks, been eating a lot of grass. To the point her poops are very grassy and she sometimes has stuff stuck in her butt. She usually manages to squeeze it out fine herself, but I am not a fan of picking poopy grass out of her ass. I don't think she is ill. She is otherwise normal. She isn't bored, she will eat grass DURING play. I suspect it's either due to being in heat or it could potentially be a pica thing (labradors 🙄). Either way, I am hoping she quits once her heat is done. If she doesn't, I will talk to our vet. Rollei also loves to eat grass, but his grass eating does not appear to be affecting his bowel movements at all, unlike Sprocket. I will not be getting another labrador again after her. I love the breed, but the compulsive eating of things is just fucking awful. I can't even leave her in the yard unsupervised at all because of it. Which sucks.
#barkin up some trees#and she doesnt even really eat anything too inappropriate#like she got into the trash that once#but she has never eaten a sock or anything non food inside the house#just grass and sticks and poop!!
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not to sound like one of those 'telling me that getting out of bed on occasion might help with my depression is a hate crime' losers but it's deeply amusing to see attitudes surrounding healthy eating on this webbed site boil down to 'just eat veggies it's not that hard!!!' especially when it comes to folks with eating disorders, severe sensory issues, etc. like ppl with arfid know our diets aren't good for us we knowwww. as a bitch with anxiety it's generally considered socially unacceptable for someone to tell me 'just stop worrying! uwu' so why are people with profound, poorly understood, often treatment-resistant eating disorders treated like children who know nothing about nutrition or how to manage our own wellbeing. i mean i know why but. just say you have never heard of avoidant restrictive food intake disorder in your life and take your unproductive, ignorant, narrow-minded takes elsewhere 👍
#'but i have sensory issues and i'm able to eat healthy' good for you. your gold medal is en route. i am disabled but still able to access#(most) establishments that aren't wheelchair accessible. i'm not gonna go flexing about that to other wheelchair uses even tho#i'm also disabled because that is entirely inappropriate!!!#no one has empathy compassion or just general cop-on surrounding arfid apart from those of us actually afflicted with it. love and light etc#.txt#arfid#avoidant restrictive food intake disorder#ed tw#eating disorder tw
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Well, I actually have the most mundane of questions, but it’s been so long since I’ve been in an English class that I feel like I’ve completely forgotten (and I’m curious how you do it): how do you go about reading a book as a class? Do you assign them the chapters to read at home and most of them actually do it? Or do you give them class time to read? Do you have the kids who try to spoil the rest of the book for the class? Basically, how does one teach a book in the year 2024? 😀
And do you have your students annotate inside their books? (I know the English teachers in my school require the students to do that, and I get why, but I inwardly shudder every time I see a student marking up a page.)
Haha I love this question because I too am always asking myself how DOES one each a book in 2024?
It’s sort of a combination. I absolutely assign reading every night (almost) unless it’s Shakespeare or any play in which case we read it all in class. But for a novel there’s a couple chapters a night. I read aloud to them a lot too. Sometjmes I make them read aloud to the whole class, rotating kids who read. Sometimes I assign a chapter to be read in class silently with questions or quotes due at the end of the reading. Sometimes I put them in groups and make them read aloud to each other. There’s no one way that works for sure and of course ultimately I have no control over how much they read and I’m not naive enough to think that most of the reading assigned for homework doesn’t get skipped most of the time buuuuuut.
My bottom line is that I believe it’s my job to get excited about the actual text itself (easier for me in some cases than others but overall pretty easy because it does fill me with excitement) and then commit to taking them on the journey of the story with me. And my goal—that I’m sure I often don’t reach—is to make that experience so much more fun if you have actually read. And the way that I teach is pretty text heavy which is why I always make sure I’ve read the chapters for the day and am not just relying on my memory because the way I do it is just sort of absorbing it all up like a vacuum-cleaner, schwooooop, and then either pulling stuff out of the reading to look at directly or directing them to do the same thing. So the big thing that I have going for me, if any, is buy-in. Is getting kids excited about actually reading the actual text. I also speak often and passionately about the evils of sparknotes etc. not because they help kids get better grades or whatever but because they present you with the husk and shell of a story, stripped of all that makes it interesting, and that by reading that alone they’re reading something so dry and dull and are not achieving what I always want them to achieve —which is, have an Experience with the Literature.
Again, it never works perfectly by any stretch and there are so many ways I want to explore in my quest to get better at it but overall I think, at my very best, I can create this wave of energy and excitement in the story itself which is the most organic and ultimately most helpful way to get them to want to read.
Also no haha. I don’t let them annotate! Though occasionally kids DO of course. But sometimes they bring in their own copies in order to do that. The spoilers absolutely happen and are annoying but I sort of get by it by moving on very quickly and/or talking about how it’s often not the ending but how you get there that makes it interesting. Because that’s just true!
#gosh does this answer make sense#I am so passionate about doing it well and there are huge gaps in my teaching in terms of concrete stuff#but I am doing ….. Something in terms of bringing literature closer to them#and that’s what I want to do!#also love love love the bonus of getting to reread great works over and over until they start sinking into my brain#and I think (well I usually don’t think about it) but I think that the experience for them of watching me read it again#(and sometimes literally I won’t have time to read I need 10 minutes to finish this chapter and tell them to shut up)#(while I sit there and read it)#reminds them that I AM committed to doing the work with them. that I am actually doing it and that I want to!#and idk I think that is both a rarer experience and one that’s kind of underrated in terms of how much warmth it can create#because I have nothing in common with 16 year olds we couldn’t be friends in real life without it being very weird/possibly inappropriate#but in class we have a Thing to be friends about#we have a shared goal! and not just an arbitrary one but a deeply beautiful one#idk. there’s still a lot of boredom a lot of pushback a lot of disinterest#but I’m always amazed at how often kids do want to …. idk sink their teeth into something real#it’s REAL food for their minds. and the hunger for it is there even if they decide they’re too lazy to join the group#my goal is to —merely by the situation itself—make you feel left out of the fun if you refuse to do the work#so you can CHOOSE that but it’s less fun. it’s cold. it’s boring and it’s isolating#because refusing to do the work and insisting on being a little toad SHOULD come with natural social punishments in the form of exclusion#from the best kind of fun. it often does NOT. but yeah. I think I’m also getting better at shutting down toad behavior from adolescent male#this is where teaching co-Ed helps because there are some girls who are like ‘if you stop my learning I will kill you’#not ENOUGH girls but some#ooooof this is a long answer but literally always on my mind#thank you for asking!!! also haha I assumed you were an English teacher yourself!
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this is gonna get TMI and it will get sad and whiny so please don't feel obligated to keep reading.
it takes so many steps to be alive. all of the things you do subconsciously suddenly become arduous tasks when you have to do them manually. things like eating, drinking, sleeping, breathing, using the bathroom, it's exhausting having to think about and consciously or manually do even just one of those things.
I was officially diagnosed with dysautonomia a few months ago, although I have been struggling with my symptoms for over a decade and I've been in treatment for several years. I was also diagnosed with a neurogenic bladder that same month. this means I have to catheterize myself 3-4 times a day every day for the rest of my life, or until I can get a suprapubic catheter placed.
Y'ALL. self-cathing is beyond exhausting. it's a little bit of a genuine workout, especially when you're morbidly obese like me. I hate that I've gotten really good at it and that it doesn't take me long at all now. I didn't want to get good at it, I didn't want to have to have this skillset. I already have to know how to draw up and give an IM injection, how to flush an IV, how to reduce dislocated joints in myself and others... I am TIRED.
I'm sure a colostomy is also in my near future. I have the same problems in my colon that I have in my bladder, only it's also complicated by endometriosis in the walls of my colon and rectum. they haven't been completely infiltrated yet, but if this IUD doesn't do its job, then I'm definitely gonna start losing organs and my mind.
at this point I'm out of words to explain why I'm so cosmically fatigued but if I tag every diagnosis/condition I have maybe y'all can sorta get an idea.
sorry for ranting. I have to go cath myself now.
at least I do it under the supervision of the best medical advisor ever <3 all she asks for in return are kisses, cuddles, and crunchies <3<3
#neurogenic bladder#endometriosis#pernicious anemia#autoimmune gastritis#gastroesophageal reflux disease#celiac disease#multiple food allergies#asthma#long QT syndrome#inappropriate sinus tachycardia#dysautonomia#hyperadrenergic POTS#ehlers danlos syndrome#fibromyalgia#chronic hydronephrosis#idiopathic intracranial hypertension#rheumatoid arthritis#small fiber neuropathy#esophageal dysmotility#chronic fatigue syndrome#im sure im forgetting some but how am i supposed to remember all of them at once when the list is so long#cat :)#WHEELCHAIR USER#i forgot i cant even walk on my own#in my toddler era#i am sickly and not meant for this earth
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sandra lynn was crazy for choosing to very obviously cheat on her partner with her 16 year old daughter aware and watching and getting mad when the children in her care tried to interfere with that
#ribbits#d20#chastising kristen with ‘i work for you right now and im your friends mother’ Maybe consider not cheating on your partner where#your children are watching. as part of a demonstration to your daughter on flirting. maybe think how that is deeply inappropriate.#Food For Thought
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i think cis people should no longer be allowed to make commentary youtube videos about Lilly Tino
#like YES i agree that the kurt cobain thing is fucked up and that she shouldn't be telling managers about accidental misgendering#but today i saw someone reacting to her say:#her trying to teach young kids (4-5) about transgender people is inappropriate because they dont need to know about that and because they sh#ouldnt need to worry about misgendering other kids#(she also said this about pronouns when lilly talked about pronouns in a 'teaching kids' way)#that it's creepy to refer to your genitalia as food (she was on tiktok and she couldve like gotten banned or something if she had been sayi#ng vagina)#that she shouldn't talk about her bottom surgery in public#that her making a video about thinking GWEN STACY is trans is weird#like the kurt cobain one definitely is but?? this was just a woman saying 'hey this character is probably trans :)'#she said that spiderman is a kid's thing so people dont need to be projecting onto characters#and she also said that lilly is part of the reason people are queerphobic (the creator is also queer btw) which is just.. not true#people have been doing this for years before lilly babes!!!!#anyway. just my two cents. either react to without being transohobic or dokt react at all#note: i am not endoring lilly or anything i just think that maybe people criticising her should be. trans people.
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i don’t think advertisers know how much power they have. like that fucking goddamn evil rotten tomato ad is driving me Mad, i see it every two seconds and i have such contamination anxiety Specifically about food going bad. and it just pops up Everywhere and i honestly don’t think im going to be able to eat a tomato for a Long time
#i already have a lot of anxiety abt them so now i’m like. Absolutely not#that tomato will Kill me#i literally report it as inappropriate or whatever every time i see it#it makes me want to fucking smash my#phome into one billion tiny pieces and also wash my hands forwver and never eat anything again#cw food
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dimilix making a mess in the kitchen...
#the kind of mess they're making is up to you#could be an attempt at food making or could be inappropriate uses of a kitchen counter#fe3h#dimilix#im just putting thoughts out there dlnt mind me
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most young (<25) metal fans are either straight up nazis or the worst chronically online twitter liberals ever and that contrast is fascinating
#especially in heavy genres (like black metal) for some reason#like i just saw some 20-something on tiktok doing a rant about how its ''inappropriate and insensitive'' to make jokes about mayhem#and like. when did mayhem's fanbase switch from being tryhard edgy 13yos to being people who complain they cant boycott because its their#''safety foods''?#idk i just think its v odd to observe#anyway futile request but be normal please#ghoul groans
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