#real science

[omg-snakes]

Real Science II: The Cookening

Our players:

Meet the Experiment group, aka the Hot Lunch Bunch

And the Control group, who are also technically receiving a hot lunch but it's not quite as hot I guess.

I've taken initial measurements for all participants and logged baseline weight and length, and the majority of these kiddos have already started eating their meals!

An early pitfall: my hypothesis that cooked prey would be more readily accepted seems to have been correct. A few of the Control group haven't taken meals yet while all of the Experiment group are taking meals with gusto.

If the Control kiddos don't get with the program they're going to skew my data. >:(

[reality-detective]

Levitation technology works by applying electricity through coils that generate an electromagnetic field.

In 1687, the occultist and magus Isaac Newton published Principia, which hypotheses gravitation, and included all the efforts of the Freemasons Pythagora, Copernicus, Brahe, Kepler and Galileo before him.

The only person who strongly opposed gravity theory was Nikola Tesla.

Tesla also opposed Einstein in several areas, one of which was the theory of gravity. When he was asked for his opinion Tesla gave a scathing analysis and I quote:

“[Einstein’s theory of relativity is] a magnificent mathematical garb which fascinates, dazzles and makes people blind to the underlying errors. The theory is like a beggar clothed in purple whom ignorant people take for a king, its exponents are brilliant men but they are meta-physicists rather than scientists.” 🤔

[nsomniacsdream]

The dominant species on earth is skeletons. They procreate by creating a variably dense layer of slime that accretes more bone tissue until the skeleton reaches maturity and the protein layer sloughs off. The natural habitat of the skeleton appears to be wooden boxes buried at a specific depth in the earth. We believe this helps maintain a specific temperature and humidity that is conducive to continuing to being a skeleton.

[batsylabs]

I was stoned watching deep sea submersible videos last summer and one of them showcased a new species of shrimp. I thought that since it was discovered on my birthday this year I should be the one allowed to give it a name

Considering the time frame I like to think I was the first to give it a common name so I humbly request that my decision be respected by the scientific community and you all refer to this species by its rightfully given common name of "Emily Jr." Thank you

[billyidolsimp729]

real science

[doe-eyed-disaster]

"fuck" has such an impeccable mouthfeel

[legitimatesatanspawn]

So apparently at least a year ago, some scientist had the idea to inject human neurons into baby rats' brainmeats. All I can think of at this is Nedzu. Wonder if this means that a human brain with particular kinds of quirk could influence how his own quirk could work. @nezuiscool

File from: https://doi.org/10.1038/d41586-022-02977-1

[yrooxrksvigirzmtovwzwwb]

As well as mitosis and meiosis, there's mayosis, which is how mayonnaise is made

[alchemistofthenewage]

Zero point field or the All Knowing Consciousness is real.

The truth must come to light:

"The communication of the world did not occur in the visible realm of Newton, but in the subatomic world of Werner Heisenberg. Cells and DNA communicated through frequencies. The brain perceived and made its own record of the world in pulsating waves. A substructure underpins the universe that is essentially a recording medium of everything, providing a means for everything to communicate with everything else. People are indivisible from their environment. Living consciousness is not an isolated entity. It increases order in the rest of the world. The consciousness of human beings has incredible powers, to heal ourselves, to heal the world – in a sense, to make it as we wish it to be."

-The Field by Lynne McTaggart

[neoatlantiscodex]

The Creatures That Thrive in the Pacific Garbage Patch

TL;DR the plastic in the ocean are acting life rafts.  Rafts support sea life.

This is less than ideal, but proof of how easy it is to use rafts to create ocean ecosystems

Runtime:  24:59

[spines-tvo]

Hey. Science side of Tumblr here. They call it the liver because it is alive.

[reality-detective]

They purposefully used cancer cells to prove hydroxychloroquine was ineffective against the virus! But actually they proved it works perfectly because it protects your healthy cells and allows the virus to attack cancerous cells!!! 🤔

[meet-again]

So grateful i speak Spanish so i can just listen to Marc Marquez interviews while i go about my day and don't need subtitles

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

Cookie: "Now, uh, in my humble opinion, using my very own handcrafted Munitions Measurement chart..."

Cookie: *pulls down a chart ranking various levels of explosives.*

Cookie: "I'd say this blast falls somewhere in the range of Oh Shit, We're Dead."

Dr. Ro: "Interesting, but let's use some REAL science now."

Cookie: "This IS real science! I tested REAL explosions and their REAL effects on REAL people, just like you would."

Cookie: *pulls chart away* "I'm a real scientist now." :P

Dr. Ro: "But that's... wait, REAL people?"

Dr. Ro: "Cookie... where are the interns?"

Cookie: !!!

Cookie: *stuttering* "HEY LOOK! I got you that coat that you wanted!"

Dr. Ro: "Ooo! Thank you!" *nuzzles* "Ah, it's so soft~"

Cookie: *under his breath* "So were the interns..."

[professor-oramma]

Journal of Speculative Science 001

According to scientists, it is possible to change the gonads of rats (ovaries become testicles and vice versa). The non-scientist(s) at our esteemed journal are excited about the potential of future human applications. Perhaps in a few decades or centuries, a person's sex could be changed with a simple visit to your local doctor or witch.

Assuming we are correct, as we always do, this has fascinating implications for gender identity. What would it mean to be transgender in a world where biological sex can be changed at the flip of a switch? How might our relationship with our bodies change when our bodies themselves can change so rapidly?

[bjfinn]

There are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in a TERF's philosophy.

Source

Want more info? Here ya go: 

This Biology Teacher Disproved Transphobia With Science 

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Sex redefined

“The idea of two sexes is simplistic. Biologists now think there is a wider spectrum than that.”

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