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why do all “starter apartments” have like. the scary room
#my current apartment is very cheap but it does have The Basement#it's inexplicably hot and wet down there#every time you open the door it's like stepping into a moldy sauna#it's also infested with spiders to the point where I think they could lay legal claim to it#and their webs are the strongest spider webs I've ever encountered#there's also a random pile of gravel in a separate room down there
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"it boy" with every second beat removed
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me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain:
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
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"APT" with every second beat removed
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i’m curious what arbitrary and specific flavors people dislike are. rb and tag a Taste you simply don’t fuck with. for flavor reasons not texture reasons. for me? i do not like elderflower or caraway for whatever reason
#generic ''berry'' flavor#I like strawberry raspberry all that stuff but if it's berry or mixed berry no#also any sugar free sweetener I can taste even tiny amounts of it and I can't stand it#as you can imagine the trend of making everything lower calorie/carb has been super fun for me /s
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Ponzu’s stitches are out so she’s back to killing her baby ❤️
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I still think the most devastating enshittification I've ever seen has been picrew. One of the few dress-up game websites left that's not flash-based and it's become DRENCHED in ads. You can't open the home screen without being blasted by at least three or four ads. You can't open two picrews in a row without watching a video ad first. When you have a picrew open the ads cover up the different options and sometimes even stack on each other so you have to hit like 2 or 3 different x buttons to get it to go away, only for more to appear seconds later. Evil world
#dolldivine is the best doll maker website hands down#Ola is a saint for fighting her way through the flash shutdown to keep the site running
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also pls tag the first game you remember playing
#oh I clicked 6 because of the ps2 but we also had a genesis I think#we had some device on which we played Sonic I don't remember the exact console
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he spends all his time in this drawer now
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this reddit post about an axolotl’s vet visit has stolen my heart
look at her:



soggy, bug-eyed, bewildered. Flabby pink sausage thing. Gently held, gently squirted with water. How is she real
and then back in her aquarium at home:

buoyant, happy, healing. Beautiful feathery gills… you’d never know. What she looked like.
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Ways Autistic Attempts at Connection are Misunderstood







Neurodivergent Lou
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Doctors purposefully give people very conservative life expectancy estimates because it is better for the person to have their affairs in order long before it is necessary than to be shocked by how rapidly their health is declining. This should be obvious but you would not believe the amount of people who are like “My father was given 3 months to live 5 months ago. This is proof all doctors are idiots and stupid. Look at him. He’s fine.” pan to a guy actively doing the death rattle.
#yep#I know a kid who's missing his entire cerebellum who somehow learned to walk#sometimes bodies do unexpected things#doesn't mean doctors are mean or stupid humans are just juggernauts who survive shit
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if you're a real estate agent selling a home in a mobile home park or 55+ community on Zillow and you don't mention that in the description you should be forcibly removed from the site permanently. Don't make me scroll all the way down into the random details about the house where you might have put it. And if it's in a mobile home park or 55+ community and you don't state it anywhere in the listing even in the details I should be allowed to kill you
#to be clear this is not me being too good for a mobile home park#this is about the fact that most mobile home parks consist of RENTED lots meaning you have to pay mortgage and rent
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That was Dale Gribble
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I got chicken alfredo pizza. Very good
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