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I wanna see the NATM characters play cards against humanity
#and monopoly#it would only go well i'm sure#imagine a game of risk#enough of the cast have career titles based around leading large groups of people that it would last years#natm
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if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing
#imagine you're a boy who's going to die. you're in love with the girl you've been watching from afar. you know your fate.#you just want to help her‚ but then there's the announcement and she's here in front of you‚ kissing you‚ risking her life for you and you#think‚ i could live and i could love. you think she loves you when she hands you the berries‚ when she puts them in her mouth.#then you both survive and you go back home and nothing is real anymore. you have nothing. no family. no friends. no love. just an empty#house. a drunk for a neighbor. the love of your life walking into somebody else's arms. you think‚ i survived the games. i could survive#this. and you also think‚ i should've bit down on those berries‚ should've felt the juice burst before i died.#and then the third quarter quell announcement rings in your ears and you think‚ she will live and i will die as i should have in the first#place. the girl you love kisses you on the beach and somewhere you heart stirs and your mind revolts and you savor every touch she has ever#given to you‚ in front of the cameras and off. because you are a tribute and you are always being watched and snow's presence looms and#you think‚ i know she cares. but you get taken. you get drugged. you get tortured‚ your mind altered. the girl is a mutt‚ a murderer. she's#everything you despise‚ your mind stirs. your heart revolts. you gain more awareness but cannot distinguish reality from fiction and you#have never known katniss' love. the war ends. you heal. you come home. you plant primrose for her. years down the line‚ you grow in love#more than you thought possible. but some days‚ you cannot tell fiction from reality so you ask the love of your life‚ you love me.#real or not real? and she says‚ real‚ and kisses you.#and you sigh and kiss her back and revel in this. a home. a life. a love.#lit#the hunger games#everlark#otp: real or not real?#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#text#tais toi lys#thgpost#*
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Anyways I know we settled that Pit Babe is the most unhinged BL today, but I can't close the book on talking about unhinged shows without talking about what is probably the most insane show of them all (at least in the ql-adjacent world)
like the first couple episodes is like "oooo spooky museum, cursed artifacts, bit of monster of the week but like with cursed items, is Dome Katha's reincarnated brother?" and then the last episode is "Katha has become the new Christian God. the moon has literally exploded and is going to end the world. Dome is actually one of the 4 horseman of the apocalypse and shot down from the sky to take over a normal guy named Dome's life. Dome isn't Katha's brother, that's Chan, another horseman of the apocalypse, who is from a different universe and also looks the same as Dome because all celestial creatures look like Dome because God made them all look like that across universes and God is Katha but not really. Dome and Chan were both from different universes (there's currently 3) but were all mixed around because Death (who also looks like Dome) killed his God and destroyed his universe so he's been hopping around trying to find a new God also he's possessed the body of Adam (like from the Bible) who had become a mannequin." and they made that jump in like 10 episodes
Truly one of the most unhinged pieces of television ever made I wish they made Katha and Dome kiss so I could include them in this bracket.
#bl bracket#midnight museum#not a poll#anyways another unhinged piece of media that I could not include in this is all for the game#imagine if lacrosse was invented by the mafia and was still a front for the mafia. and like some kid decided it was worth risking his#gangster father finding him and killing him as long as he got to play some college lacrosse. and he puts more emphasis on the sports#than the literal mafia trying to kill him.#*one of his teammates gets murdered because he publicly provoked a mafia guy* how is this going to impact our next game#anyways I would never recommend anyone read all for the game. it is my favorite book series.
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it’s time for london n7 yall!! the past few shows have proved to be somewhat unpredictable so i’m sending everyone some extra luck tonight! if you would like to join us in playing the surprise song game just leave your guesses in the tags or replies and i will give shoutouts to all the winners 🥰
my guesses shall be that’s when x superman x suburban legends and so long london x run x yoyok do i sound delusional yes or yes
#almost went labyrinth pls let it be known#mine#taylor swift#surprise song game#imagine sll x run OR sll x yoyok would you not cry? i would cry#also she’ll probably do sll tomorrow but i’m not willing to risk it….
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"you can homebrew anything into 5e, its really genre-neutral" <- guy who assumes the health system used in d&d is the "default" and hasnt thought about the fact that healing up to full in 8 hours is a) buck fucking wild, and b) absolutely crucial to the power fantasy and foolhardy adventuring atmosphere that d&d is centered on. d&d wants you to rush into challenges, give it everything, barely survive, and then do it again the next day. fights in d&d default to not having long-lasting consequences (unless the dm gives them higher stakes on purpose as a conscious decision). thats fun for an adventuring game. do not do this in survival games
this is just one of the many, many mechanics in this game that give a certain vibe that tons of people love. changing this one thing wont change the genre entirely, but you have to change it if youre really that dedicated to reinventing the wheel in d&d. i am not nitpicking. this is huge. if you dont see why its such a big deal, i dont trust that you understand game design well enough to make a genre-hopping d&d homebrew
#can you IMAGINE what it would do to vt//m if not only were you healed up to full every night BUT ALSO it didnt cost you any resources BUT#ALSO you got all of the resources you expended last night back like how d//&d does with spell slots (and other class equivalents)???#the cost and speed of healing puts you in really tight spots and forces you to rethink your problem solving strategies#healing being a risk is crucial for the politicking and social aspects to matter as much as they do#and also maintains a tension that horror games require. the conses will quence even if you DO win the fight#(not even getting into how it may fuck with your humanity and reputation and the masquerade and and and-)
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I find this tidbit interesting cause on the one hand I think it puts some context to Curly's "I'll handle it" when it comes to what happened with Anya and Jimmy. He has to try and handle things personally and in a way that keeps peace or else the whole crew could be punished BUT (and this is a huge counter point) on the other hand this also adds so much more weight to his failings to handle it because Anya even more so was locked in at trusting him to do something about it. He really was the top of the ladder that she could take what happened to her to and he failed her....
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing spoilers#he failed her so fucking hard...#the whole system is setup to fail Anya#like yeah she could have just gone to HR but then everyone gets punished#and I can only imagine she didnt want to risk making everyone mad at her for that#Im replaying the game and trying to really take my time looking around and stuff#reading what stuff can be read#find it interesting too that DragonBreath makes the food packets Pony Express supplies#this company sucks#5 hours of rest including leisure time#what about game night??
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Forspoken • (dev. Square Enix)
#forspoken#forspokenedit#alfre holland#tanta cinta#tanta of love#dailygaming#vgedit#gamingedit#thelvadams#ilikedetectives#userwolfkissed#chuckhansen#square enix#games#video games#gaming#this moment x3#cinta never wanted to force anything upon her daughter#she took a big risk by giving frey the choice but it's only fair#imagine how conflicted she must have been as she stated#being a mother but also a tanta#it was the only right thing to do#also i love their outfits so much ;A;#btw part 2 of this gifset is coming up#i love this whole scene but to gif all of it is just too much
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Biggest pity in MM was that they never went through with including fisherfolk Ganondorf, Sheikh/Zelda and Impa.
YES that would have been so funny and/or so unsettling depending on how they would have went with it (and knowing Majora's Mask, it could have easily been both).
Could you imagine their reactions on the night of the Final Day, as the moon slowly collapses and they have to face their own demise? I am just sooo curious about what their interpretation would have been like here, all three of them. Would it go in complete opposites of what their OoT characters would have done, or would it parallel hidden aspects we never get another chance to see???
I mean. It's all speculation. But. Can you imagine.
#asks#majora's mask#mm#ganondorf#impa#sheik#zelda#I actually deeply love and admire majora's mask#I don't talk about it enough but#the nerve the vision the ghastliness the vulnerability of this game like WHAT#I know the conditions of this game's production are uhhh unique and a little criminal tbh#but like... can you imagine modern nintendo taking such a wild risk#and what it did for narrative design in general!!!#my discipline owes so much to this game#this is zelda reinventing itself at its best imho#thanks for the ask!!!!
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grabbing rise of lyric with my fangs. like sure whatever it was probably for the better for sega to intervene with some aspects of the development like having the characters' designs be less stylized and wacky and stick a bit closer to their original looks, but the micromanaging and insistence on a more typical sonic experience is what kills me bad. ignoring the fact the game came out on a console that wasn't designed to run shit made with that particular version of the cryengine (if it could run any cryengine games for that matter) which was ultimately why rol ended up like that, it presented a wonderful opportunity to innovate on sonic games and introduce Something New to the mix that hadn't been done in the big releases since unleashed. had boom been successful and become the funny side franchise sega decided they wanted it to be, they could have had games that did not Need to stick to the boost formula or whatever the Thing in the mainline games has to be. they could have had games that people who typically don't go for fast-paced action platformers (like me!) would be more willing to pick up as their first sonic game, which could later lead them to try some of the other games as well. instead they insist that a game that was conceptualized as a 4-player co-op experience and built around this idea needs more speed sections which feels like something that inherently clashes with the idea of co-op play with multiple people anyway and might not be the part that anyone would remember most fondly about such experience. and then they put it on the wii u. and then they make it a franchise thing and give the reigns of it to some cartoon writers who know nothing but the basics about the game they're supposed to make a cartoon about.
laying down in a puddle cradling rise of lyric in my arms and falsely trying to assure it that everything's okay when it very much isn't and the world did my darling so fucking dirty
#soda offers you a can#i mean imagine a huge game franchise innovating and taking any kind of risks in lords year of 2024 when they couldn't do that in early 2010#edit: i said RoL was made in unreal but it was actually cryengine#i don't know enough abt game engines to say whether that's better or worse for the wii u than unreal hee hoo
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things that make me wanna do beautiful conceptual illustrations of melliwyk's party's bard's dad
#KADE HEARTWOOD THE MAN THAT YOU ARE.... OOOOUUGGHH#also: thing that makes me realize that kade being Like That was possibly not a coincidence and reaffirms how cool our DM is#my biggest regret in mel's campaign is not dancing with kade during the fancy ball infiltration session and getting to talk to him#because 1) only quinton knew that was his dad and was not on good terms with him-- in-character mel didn't know who he was#and 2) both melliwyk and I in real life got too caught up in 'oh I know EXACTLY which of these people is our mysterious contact'#'haHAA I have Solved Your Puzzle I don't NEED to talk to quinton's dad cause I already know it's not him :D'#[me rattling the bars to my own past] noooo jaaay that's why you talk to EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM FIRST! JAAAY!! LIKE VIDEO GAMES!!! JAAAA#and then later quinton accidentally got him banished back to the afterlife (where he was supposed to have been the whole time)#before we got a chance to MEET HIM AND TALK TO HIM once we KNEW MORE OF HIS SECRETS RAAAAGGGHHH#.... tl;dr kade had been a champion of the raven queen thousands of years ago and we found his dead body sealed in a hidden vault#the kade who fathered quinton was breaking the rules to send his soul out into the world as a living thing (for Reasons)#the risk of which was that his body was Pure Soul-- if he'd died like that it would have destroyed his soul permanently#ANYWAY THIS IS VERY FUNNY TO ME BECAUSE I'M MAKING MYSELF CRY IMAGINING THE ART I WANNA MAKE ABOUT KADE#BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT ACTUAL PC QUINTON AT ALL AND FRANKLY HE OFTEN PISSES ME OFF LMAO#melliwyk's DM is one of my favorite DMs and also fellow players because he's Really Fucking Good At This ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#about me
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finally beat the first kingdom in p5t the other day and it was truly flabbergasting the way marie fuckin. dissolved. and morgana was like well that shouldn't have caused a mental shutdown... but i don't know for sure! and then moved on. LIKE HUH. WHY ARE NONE OF THE THIEVES. ACKNOWLEDGING THIS. LMAO?
#bobtalk#p5tposting#p5t spoilers#i guess. for the first dungeon. lol#its like well if it was akc i'd understand but it's whiplash because over and over the thieves are normally like#well....this palace Looks bad. but we should scope out how things are in the real world before we take action! they're generally cautious#and they're stuck here so obviously that's not an option right. like they were going to fight marie eventually no matter what#but they're like *shrugs* about any potential real world consequences to girlie disappearing like that it's really...weird?#i mean. even with kamoshida they only went through with trying to steal his heart because they were desperate and willing to risk him dying#bc they didn't know for sure bc they were new to this but it was better than the alternative. etc. iirc at least.#i'm aware this is a silly spin off this is just. really funny to me? unusual? that the game is like. 'don't even worry about it <3'#like guys i think you might've just killed a woman <- i know she's going to be fine. because they wouldn't do that. but LMAO can u IMAGINE#(anyway barelyyy started the second kingdom (as in. we made it to the first battle and haven't started). are all the rulers just going to b#ppl toshiro has beef with personally. because that's really fucking funny if so. his whole GC hates his ass!)
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real talk for a sec: in what godforsaken reality/dimension/parallel universe would Andrew's drugs be considered medication?
this kid, who's normally known to be eerily quiet most of the time (with occasional violent tendencies when provoked), is legally forced to take these "meds" and he starts talking randomly in book/movie lines, they make him look and act high when on them, give him extreme withdrawal symptoms, make him fall asleep in places and around people he would never fall asleep otherwise, make him think that pulling his knives to someone's neck as a (more believable) threat is somehow the correct way to handle a situation.
like?? if anything that medication made him even more violent.
what sane person would see him react that way think "yeah, those are the right meds for him"?
#correct me if i'm wrong but i'm pretty sure Andrew started pulling his knives so readily only after he started taking those drugs#before then he was more chill and calculated about his actions#that 'medication' had the opposite effect of what it was intended for and no one said anything??#Bee definitely could've and should've done sth bc THAT'S NOT NORMAL#not from a court ordered drug which visibly didn't have the desired effect (<- make him less violent)#i'm reading a fic where it was implied that those court ordered meds were experimental drugs which are often high risk#so they were only tested on criminals and delinquents (Andrew)#and that coming off of them would leave long-lasting damage on mood & emotion balance#(<- which they only figured out after testing them on unwilling subjects)#and this somehow sounds more believable#the fic is:#Blame It on My Youth by youreyestheyglow#and imagine if riko sent those guys to harass them at eden's and the whole medication thing was fully premeditated and deliberate#<- this is also from a fic which i don't remember the name of sry#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#fanfic#fanfiction
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got tired of waiting for nexus moderators to approve the dialogue half of that butch march mod and just opened the dialogue json in notepad++ to edit it myself.
#It is time consuming. Especially because it is ALL ON ONE LINE? WHY? but not difficult to do.#turning on wordwrap in notepad++ helps a lot but it's still one line so it's easy to accidentally lose your place#and hard to parse since it's still an enormous uninterrupted block of text#I imagine it will be even more frustrating to do as the game updates with more dialogue because like. I cannot think of a way to keep up#with updates that would not require starting over on the new json. I feel like any copy/pasting would be risky because I don't know where#new stuff will go + the risk of saving over things that were changed. . .
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Sinbad was such a weird film tho, like they wanted to adapt it but basically adapted Damon and Pythias instead, before deciding it was going to be this comedic love triangle...so like it has absolutely nothing in common to the source material askdjfh but also it does fuck hard b/c bisexual love triangle. <3 <3 <3
#they were riding that weird orientalist aladdin high i guess#idk maybe they thought it'd be a smash hit b/c it was in the same vein as 1001 nights but also#the commitment to the source material at an all time low#but that being sad i was hooked on that romance as a kid#it stuck with me#the epic highs and lows of ur childhood best friend putting his life on the line for you#meanwhile ur on an epic fucking adventure with his fiance and she's hot as hell and cooler than you could have ever imagined#but ur also in a contract with a malevolent n powerful deity who expects u to not only betray ur best friend#but also his fiance and who u just realized ur crushing on kinda hard#and everyones lives depends on you#but you've also spent ur whole life fucking and trucking and running away from responsibility#that you have no idea if you can change this late into the game#maybe you're no better than the infamous pirate you've built yourself to be#but also#maybe you could be better#for your lover back home who's life rests in ur hands#for his fiance who is fighting alongside you putting herself at equal risk#for your found family and friends#for yourself even#ughhhhh <3 <3#throwing up#they didn't know how fucking romantic this shit was b/c#but i did#i do#i see u#okay im done here
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to the people that doxxed turbodriver, go fuck yourself. the sims community is better off without you.
#ts4#i've said this before and i'll say it again#the base game going free unleashed a lot of entitled kids into the community and it really sucks the fun out of the entire game#imagine being so entitled to a mod#THAT YOU DID NOT CREATE AND DO NOT LEGALLY OWN#BY SOMEONE YOU DO NOT PHYSICALLY KNOW#that you put their livelihood at risk because it wasn't updated the second a game patch was released#some of y'all need to be tranquilized and it shows#rant
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they tried to make us in this sega mmo but there's obviously not going to be a fat person option, so we currently look like a blonde buff anime guy with glasses. kind of awesome
#reggie speaks#watched them change all the body type options to 'stout' and literally nothing about physique changed...#upset we cant make it look like us so im imagining it as a totally original oc which is just dave but he's a ripped and has powers.#and OF COURSE his hair glows white when hes charging up for his cool attack!!!!!!!!#anyways the game sucked so they turned it off and were going to play risk of rain 2#like theres no frames and all the characters look like theye from second life#there are male and female robots and the females look anime girls while the males look actually robotic
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