#literally everything about this was pure fucking agony. absolutely despicable.

[tragicallycrispygirl]

Come play Risk of Rain 2! In Risk of Rain 2, you too can experience the following wonderful gameplay:

Spend an entire hour just getting to stage 8!

Along the way, pick up 86 items but get BASICALLY NO crowd control items except for 4 stacks of gasoline! Have fun shooting each enemy individually!

Additionally, out of those 86, only THREE are movement items, one of which is Wax Quail! Enjoy desperately jumping away from your enemies and slowly ambling around the stages!

Spend literally 10 fucking minutes fighting the Alloy Worship Unit because you autopiloted to summoning it for the legendary only to remember that you HAVE NO CROWD CONTROL!

Get the Alien Head item for your troubles, which reduces skill cooldowns, while you play the character who can completely circumvent the entire concept of skill cooldowns!

Die to an invisible Clay Templar because, again, YOU HAVE NO CROWD CONTROL and your only healing items work OUTSIDE OF COMBAT except for 3hp on every hit! Too bad its been an hour and you're into the last phase of the scaling difficulty, fuckface!

Risk of Rain 2!